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[–]AddbbA 2 points3 points ago

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That was the funniest thing i have seen all day.

[–]bLaZeThEkRaZe 1 point2 points ago

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That gave me a good chuckle.

[–]FlatFootFox 1 point2 points ago

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Reposting: LIKE A BOSS

[–]ProfessorLaser 1 point2 points ago

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I snorted the powder stuff, once. It hurt really bad, my eyes watered, and the only thing I could smell for days was artificial chicken.

[–]cp3woo 1 point2 points ago

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Best moment of my morning so far. Enjoy your upvote, sir.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot "get money"

[–]wurtis16 0 points1 point ago

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Next time you make ramen, when it starts boiling, throw an eggs in it, let it cook, then a handful of spinach once it's done boiling. cover and let set for a few minutes = bad ass soup.