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[–]OHMEGA 8 points9 points ago

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Oh hey, I remember this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts like this still get me sometimes.

[–]RightOnWhaleShark 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus, it's like looking at the meme equivalent of an Egyptian mummy.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 3 points4 points ago

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This is blatant reposting of the highest order. Please OP, kill yourself or at least restrain from posting this awful downvote fodder. I hate you. I wish MrOHai or whatever was still around. He corrected me once, and I hope I've learned from my mistake and made this site a better place. Perhaps you can, too.

[–]DanielJK42 8 points9 points ago

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Came here to say that. Thank you, sir.

[–]Browniemac85 8 points9 points ago

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I think people need to relax about the reposting thing. It's not that big of a deal. If you've already seen go find something else for fucks sake. You're not the all divine voice of the Internet. Some people haven't seen it before.

[–]generic-name 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly. You have a hide button if you've seen it. And clearly this post has 100 upvotes in 4 hours so there are plenty of people who liked it.

[–]reanm8or 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly, Thank you. I hadn't seen it before so to me it was all good. If I see a repost I simply ignore it.

[–]godofallcows -2 points-1 points ago

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My problem is Karma Jealousy.

[–]lennifer 1 point2 points ago

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Calm down. You know, some people have never seen this (myself, for one) and newly think its hilarious. And if you've seen it before...? Down vote and MOVE ON

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining -1 points0 points ago

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1

[–]michaelcolestie 4 points5 points ago

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What?

[–]Browniemac85 1 point2 points ago

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Does he look LIKE A BITCH!?

[–]michaelcolestie 1 point2 points ago

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Wwwhatt?

[–]TooMuchTime87 2 points3 points ago

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I SAID... DOES HE.... LOOK LIKE.... A BITCH??

[–]c53x12 0 points1 point ago

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Well? Do he?

[–]Browniemac85 1 point2 points ago

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Say what again motha fucka I dare you I double dare you motha fucka say what one more god damn time!!

[–]KnavishSprite 0 points1 point ago

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By c_kick of b3ta...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9150603

[–]soopeh 0 points1 point ago

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Have no idea why you were downvoted. I hate seeing b3tans' work not being credited properly here. Upvoted!

[–]haystackbaloon 0 points1 point ago*

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I think the game would be more interesting this way. You can't ask about specifics like brown hair,glasses or beard.

Only judging people like: Does he look like a bitch, does he look like a male prostitute, does he look like an farm animal. And so on....

[–]soylent_spam 0 points1 point ago

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You dirty, dirty karmawhore.

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining -2 points-1 points ago

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1

[–]guanothan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ProbabilityOfWhining -2 points-1 points ago

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1

[–]aqualung91 -2 points-1 points ago*

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-NO!!! -Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

[–]igotl2k -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Gay_or_Nay -1 points0 points ago

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Whats up with his mouth?

[–]Just_A_Fish -1 points0 points ago

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Down vote for OOOOLLLLLDDDDD content

[–]Dubbys -4 points-3 points ago

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Marcellus Wallace

FTFY

[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

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That's not Marcellus Wallace, fucknut.

[–]Dubbys 0 points1 point ago

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Marcellus Wallace is Samuel L Jacksons boss in that movie. He is the one that Samuel L Jackson was talking about when he said that line. So you are the fucknut.

[–]godofallcows -1 points0 points ago

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Read the title. He is not playing games with Marcellus Wallace.

The fucknut is in your court.

[–]Dubbys 0 points1 point ago*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCrDuGyZ6FA

title doesn't make sense.

Wat? OOOHHHHH i think i get it now.

So you are saying that you are the bitch... i Get it.

"godofallcows is a bitch"

[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

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I like your style, wanna go play tennis or someshit?

[–]Dubbys 0 points1 point ago

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You and me! racquetball court 5 min.

[–]godofallcows -1 points0 points ago

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You bring the bitches!