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[–]drspakles 59 points60 points ago

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And here all I saw was Darth Vader's shadow. Oh...now I get it.

[–]noconcrete 8 points9 points ago

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i saw alfred hitchcock. good evening indeed.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 0 points1 point ago

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Loi!

[–]DeadOnDrugs 4 points5 points ago

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Thought it was a woman's shadow.

[–]CeaseByers 5 points6 points ago

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I also. I saw something like [http://gigaom.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/istock_000010037993xsmall.jpg](this)

I did that wrong but I'm not going to fix it.

[–]batcountryresident 0 points1 point ago

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No! Must...see...penis...shadow.

[–]CookieJarvis 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah my first thought was Dark Helmet from Spaceballs, and I thought, "well, that's neat, but not quite front-page-funny."

Then I saw the dick. It's like one of those stupid pictures that looks like either an old lady or an asshole with a guitar depending on how you look at it. Yeah, this.

[–]grubbler 0 points1 point ago

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I see asshole lady and old guitar

[–]Joshooa 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly what I saw. And then it took me about 10 or 15 seconds after reading your comment to actually see it.

[–]wadsworthsucks 0 points1 point ago

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so did i, took my gf to tell me the truth, . .,

[–]YoureUsingCoconuts 26 points27 points ago

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Doesn't look like softsoap to me...

[–]dediobst 4 points5 points ago

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It is full of white liquid...

[–]brownsauce91 0 points1 point ago

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itll be easy to get this up....voted...

[–]Pigeon_Logic 6 points7 points ago

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Would be perfect if it were a hand lotion dispenser.

[–]zetrate 4 points5 points ago

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[–]yoitsatrap 11 points12 points ago

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It appears to be the blessed Virgin Mary!...oh wait it's just a dick.

[–]thailand1972 3 points4 points ago

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So my penis looks like the shadow of a soap dispenser? Life's complicated...

[–]fortinwithwill 5 points6 points ago

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penis shadow

[–]rel1sh 10 points11 points ago

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dick attack

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]NinjaBob 0 points1 point ago

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I see your schwarts is a big as mine. Now lets see how you handle it.

[–]Lookmanospaces 2 points3 points ago

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I saw Darth Vader. My wife saw a dick.

New personality test!

[–]I_Invented_Reddit 16 points17 points ago

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I did not invent Reddit for penis jokes!

[–]from_the_sea 8 points9 points ago

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0 days

ಠ_ಠ

[–]intonable_vab 7 points8 points ago

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He took a long break after he got the website up.

[–]sir_faps_a_lot 2 points3 points ago

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Sorta like God after he made the world...except he's still taking it...

[–]intonable_vab 3 points4 points ago

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At least the worlds servers never go down.

[–]Nimbal 4 points5 points ago

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How would we know?

[–]SolidSquid 1 point2 points ago

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What do you think causes earth quakes and volcanoes? We haven't had all the servers go down yet, but the load balancing is a bitch to get right

[–]DaltonJay 8 points9 points ago

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Stop being such blowhard squirt that white stuff onto your hands. You're gonna have a mess on your hands if you don't grow up soon. So many problems can be erected through sexual thoughts like this. And don't shove this stuff down my throat. Penis.

[–]gtlogic 1 point2 points ago

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Beautiful backsplash.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fapsoap !

[–]wombatweiner 1 point2 points ago

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SHADOWCOCK

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OMG! There is a soap dispenser in the picture.

[–]Colbeagle 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had to open the link twice before I got it. sigh ...and I used to see penis everywhere..

[–]madcunt 0 points1 point ago

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Who thinks Darth Vader's dick looks like Darth Vader's shadow?

[–]jelneutron3 0 points1 point ago

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little chub

[–]Whatmemesrmadeof 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaaaand yooooouuuuuuuuu saaaaaawwwwwwww......... No, no go ahead I wanna hear this..........

[–]SicilianEggplant 0 points1 point ago

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... "but I always see cocks!"

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if it was designed to do this, you know, by the ZOG who want to manipulate your mind ....

[–]from_the_sea 0 points1 point ago

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Always thought Darth looked like a dick.

[–]Lowlah 0 points1 point ago

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I also saw darth.

[–]Radoman 0 points1 point ago

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Kid from the Sixth Sense voice:

I see penises...

And you know it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody point out the soap dispenser? Is it somewhere near the shadow of the penis?

[–]spot35 0 points1 point ago

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You were supposed to be the cleansing one!

[–]igotl2k 0 points1 point ago

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you sir, got the vision of a genious

[–]dynamov 0 points1 point ago

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Only to the average person is it a soap dispenser. But we are a special kind of people.

[–]baechu89 0 points1 point ago

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I was like what? what? Ohhhhh I get it! Its...

[–]itsashotinthedark 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it so perfect!?

[–]VonBrewskie 0 points1 point ago

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Your Freudian slip is showing....

[–]00boyina 0 points1 point ago

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Showed this to le gf who asked what I was laughing about: "What is that Alfred Hitchcock or something.....oh it's a penis."

[–]NinjaBob 1 point2 points ago

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Actually thought this was a Hitchcock reference until I read the comments.

[–]buttplugpeddler 0 points1 point ago

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Scan gun manual at work:

http://i.imgur.com/LrnJc.jpg

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 0 points1 point ago

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...but not jimidybob.

jimidybob saw a penis.

[–]dharlem39 0 points1 point ago

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dont drop the soap...

[–]TubaFur 0 points1 point ago

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You just made this company $1,000,000.

[–]dgtlhrt 0 points1 point ago

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Pixar is putting easter eggs in your real life.

[–]HotDinnerBatman 0 points1 point ago

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It was the the first thing I saw, and THEN i saw the soap dispenser... Im a pev!

[–]Not_A_Meme 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Peter Griffen.

[–]shakealeg 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kevinrulesdotcom 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was turning it's back to the wall cause it was embarrassed to see you nekkid

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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The Freudian Shadow?

[–]Lowrii 0 points1 point ago

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i don't understand... :S

[–]kingthong 0 points1 point ago

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Homer Simpson? i dun get it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Goatse?

[–]im_onlyhere_to_brag 0 points1 point ago

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My soap dispenser is bigger.

[–]Yalabood 0 points1 point ago

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When you see it........oh ...... Ah wait noooooooo!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You saw the latter fourth of a penis.

[–]dou10 -1 points0 points ago

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i don't get it.

[–]cultured_banana_slug -1 points0 points ago

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I see the Virgin Mary!

Oh wait, it's a penis. Never mind.

[–]slykido999 -1 points0 points ago

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bahahaha

[–]FluidMoshun -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like a pot leaf in the left picture on the bottle.

[–]quantumpsych -1 points0 points ago

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does that make you horny? does it?

[–]metrock -1 points0 points ago

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Who else has the same type of soap dispenser and just tried to duplicate this?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Most people would be missing out.

[–]lolragerf7u12 -2 points-1 points ago

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It's funny because it looks like a weiner...

[–]EkriirkE -1 points0 points ago

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Penis. You mean penis.

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

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Dick!