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[–]DeepThunder2002 2 points3 points ago

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Can we finally stop reposting this pic. We get it, the man drinks his own piss.

[–]darbish -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny because Bear Grylls drinks his own PISS. The joke that he drinks his own PISS will never get old. Let's have a karma party about how PISS Bear Grylls drinks, btw it's not someone else's PISS it's his own PISS. I bet when it comes to PISS, Bear Grylls can drink a lot of PISS. He can probably drink more PISS than the average person (I don't drink my own PISS, so any amount of PISS that he would drink is more PISS than I'd be willing to drink).

P I I I I I I S S S S S S S S S S

[–]xitiomet 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[–]Rosetti 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but urine the minority.

[–]xitiomet 0 points1 point ago

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hangs self over pun

[–]SurlyP 0 points1 point ago

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Not only did you miss the meme by a few months, but you apparently also missed the repost of this repost.

[–]givequicheachance -2 points-1 points ago

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On a suspended platform at 50,000 feet?

Better drink my Dom Perignon!

[–]AranYourEvan -3 points-2 points ago

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This is a preview for the next episode of Man vs Wild.

[–]ProFail -3 points-2 points ago

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Sitting below a balloon at 20,000 feet?

Better drink my own piss out a champagne flute.

[–]tHeSiD -3 points-2 points ago

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OMG! Its P I S S

[–]kleinbl00 -3 points-2 points ago

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Wherever he is, it would take me more than one bottle of champagne to get out there. What you're seeing is the remnants of bottle #1, which has already been pitched over the side to crush the heads of unsuspecting peasantry. He's toasting the camera because after most of a bottle of Cook's his asshole has started to unclench and he's beginning to enjoy the view... and he's got another full bottle of champagne! Cheers!

(Bear Grylls? NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF HIM. Now let the poor meme die in peace.)