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[–]justsomeguy0 18 points19 points ago

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Its not funny until the second attack. Then its hilarious.

[–]tjmckenzie 6 points7 points ago

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That just made me laugh harder than socially acceptable.

[–]crunknizzle 0 points1 point ago

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nice to know im not the only one who felt that way

[–]ts87654 5 points6 points ago

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DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD STAND BACK UP?!

[–]isaidwithcheese 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man this is Gold. Notice on the first fall the little kids feet go up.

[–]SF4L 1 point2 points ago

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Trippy

[–]gimpel 0 points1 point ago

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Do'h. I just got it. Upvote for you!

[–]SF4L 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha thanks

[–]Upvotes_for_Everyone 0 points1 point ago

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Man that dog needs to throw that kid a bone. He didn't do anything wrong.

[–]awful_advice_giver 0 points1 point ago

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Let this be a lesson to those that decide to play in the muddy water

[–]ace429k 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja dog rocks.

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

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"Bitch, have some water!"

"I said, 'Have some!'"

[–]gdm9000 0 points1 point ago

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I can definitely fap to this!

[–]TooSoon_4Comedy 0 points1 point ago

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I Laugh at this thing every time. It never gets old.

[–]wozowski -1 points0 points ago

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he barely clips him the second time, the kid was just a bit unstable...

[–]SirWilliamCos 0 points1 point ago

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all toddlers are top heavy, that's just a scientific fact

[–]RudeJokeExplainer -4 points-3 points ago

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This joke works because misanthropes like drucey pray everyday to witness some kind of horrific animal on child accident. Today his prayers to the dark lord were finally answered and his wang is sore from rubbing. Yes, drucey, that boy broke his collarbone. Kudos to you asshole, you got your gift.

[–]gimpel -2 points-1 points ago

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Bad dog! :(

Very funny!

...but, bad dog! :(

[–]Taylah_902 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]akumadiavolo -2 points-1 points ago

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Reposts, you won't see them until it's too late....

seriously, this has been posted 10 times this week, and it's only tuesday.