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[–]alexthesock 16 points17 points ago

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Downforce increases friction, allowing for greater grip when running... McNulty will never catch us...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Man, black people are so creative. No wonder some have managed to do really well since state racism was stopped.

[–]girafa 27 points28 points ago

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I don't think you should do racist jokes anymore. Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.

[–]Hans-Moleman 9 points10 points ago

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Reddit, slowly turning in to the "joke" emails that our parents get from our grandparents

[–]oxigine 2 points3 points ago

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Only in holland...

[–]momitsu 2 points3 points ago

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Yeh, thats what i thought after looking at his T-shirt. Definitely taken in Holland.

[–]Arrant 2 points3 points ago

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Seems to be a lot of people complaining in here. C'mon guys, lighten up.

[–]feckineejit 2 points3 points ago

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racism is a victimless crime, like shooting pigeons at the park

[–]klappertand 1 point2 points ago

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goddamnit they live in my Country, the word on his shirt; Allochtoon means foreigner in Dutch.

[–]spaceindaver 3 points4 points ago

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Could've been better without spelling errors.

[–]ArcticExcavator 1 point2 points ago

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I feel unconvinced by your argument's spaceindaver.

[–]spaceindaver 0 points1 point ago

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Why you...

[–]Angry_Grammar_Nazi 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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[–]mrfiasco 5 points6 points ago

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this racist side of reddit that has been more and more prevalent is getting really embarrassing/annoying.

[–]Wibbles 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There's a blatant sexist side too. Reddit, Y U hatin?

[–]jdemell 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of black Frasier...

[–]adriens 0 points1 point ago

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Distastefully racist? Cry me a river.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: For old images posted on 4chan in 2005, TODAY!

[–]charley_patton -1 points0 points ago

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All other arguments aside, that's just not very funny.

[–]cincocrazy 0 points1 point ago

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of course not silly, it's scientify!