Proving Atheists Wrong With Science #1 -- I guess this settles it!

KirosTheGreat · 1 year

Drink water.
Retain water forever and ever and ever.
???
Prophet.

dinx2582 · 1 year

<sigh>

Next they're going to wonder why the planet isn't covered in poop.

zda · 1 year

This is troll physics in reverse. I have a hard time imagining that this is real.

rorrr · 1 year

He should've done the opposite, calculated the amount of pee, that would totally explain the global flood.

JupitersCock · 1 year

Please be a Poe...

ishortkut · 1 year

Thing is, if religious people start using science to prove science wrong. They're fucked.

GedoonS · 1 year

Also, hasn't anyone noticed that it rains quite often in various places on Earth. If Earth was really as old as the "scientists" say, then a) how come we haven't already drowned in all the rain and b) how much longer is there going to be rain water available before the sky runs out of it... Just saying...

Ayn_Rand_Was_Right · 1 year

my dads girlfriend thinks like this. I peed on the kitchen floor in front of her to show I am divine and can create water. I got kicked out of their house quickly. Best Christmas Ever.

nblsavage · 1 year

Water goes in, doesn't come out. You can't explain that!

JSN86 · 1 year

I guess this is where this logic comes in: "No more water? Better drink my own piss!"

sirbruce · 1 year

Need I point out that this is wrong both mathematically as well as conceptually? Even if you forget that water is recycled, like these bozos do, they also assume that there have been 6 billion people alive every day for the past 3 billion years.

spaceghoti · 1 year

What's sad is that there are people who will think this is irrefutable logic.

sotonohito · 1 year

I call poe.

MormonAtheist · 1 year

http://i.imgur.com/ulFIf.jpg

dddoug · 1 year

Are there more? #2, #3 or #4?

elshizzo · 1 year

where is this from?

onelovemiami · 1 year

OMG, we've been drinking our own piss!

saucemoney · 1 year

This can't be real, I'd like to see an original source.

digitalchris · 1 year

Gee, looks you took a screenshot of some pretty stupid fundie stuff huh?

Oh wait, how come the phrase "Proving Atheists wrong with science #1" only has google results that lead us.... BACK HERE?

Nice karma whoring, karma whore.

n3hemiah · 1 year

They used Wolfram Alpha and cited their sources.

Dead giveaway that this is a Poe.

LeavingFaith · 1 year

You can't fix stupid.

JamesGray · 1 year

The best part is that the highlighted sentence is just the most obviously wrong thinking in there, but they also are acting like there have been between 6 and 7 billion people on the planet for as long as it has existed.

Seriously... What?

mediocretes · 1 year

Obvious troll is obvious. No real person is that stupid.

StuartGibson · 1 year

I'm not religious, I'm just bloated through water retention.

[deleted] · 1 year

TIL : Christians don't pee.

TheRish · 1 year

Oceans are dry?

Better drink my own piss.

emote_control · 1 year

This smells of Poe.

calebcc · 1 year

There is a serious issue with people if they find this to be solid reasoning.

joshwoodward · 1 year

What a piss-poor argument. Don't sweat it, Reddit!

[deleted] · 1 year

I drink 2 liters of water per day. That means I have 3000 gallons of water inside my body right now.

EkriirkE · 1 year

Wait! Theists are unable to urinate?

SaintGenesius · 1 year

Ow, the stupid hurts so bad. Or it's a Poe's Law troll, and a damn good one at that.

ThinkusMcGee · 1 year

Science: you're doing it wrong.

andropogon09 · 1 year

Gotta be fake, right? Poe's Law

sumsarus · 1 year

"Sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from stupidity."

develdevil · 1 year

Nice Poe there.

tuscanspeed · 1 year

You know. It's ok that someone can't grasp the water cycle.

What's scary is that this person gets behind the wheel of a car.

[deleted] · 1 year

I guess I was wrong all this time. Better stop masturbating. Sorry God.

fragglet · 1 year

Rage face request: Dawkins doing a Picard-style facepalm.

juli0o12 · 1 year

Stupid people are stupid.

escapist11 · 1 year

Are they serious....?

SeeDerekRun · 1 year

Better drink my own piss

j508 · 1 year

better drink my own piss now

Oiiack · 1 year

Fucking water cycle, how does it work?

Whisper · 1 year

PLEASE tell me this is satire.

SexierThanMeiosis · 1 year

DAMNIT... foiled again. In the words of Shyamalan, "What a twist!"

All's I can say is... good one, Christians! You got me. I guess I'll go back to believing in magic, participating in gay-hating, touting racial inferiority, worshipping tyrannical dictators, stoning rape victims and praising Jewish zombie demigods.

Thanks for opening my eyes to the TRUTH.

DirtChicken · 1 year

Jebus Science! HAHAHAHA you idiots!

RobotKitten · 1 year

Fucking water cycle, how does it work?

kuuks · 1 year

How did all the animals survive if we were consuming all the water?

[deleted] · 1 year

TIL that I drink dinosaur piss (also Archimedes' bath water). Actually, I lied, I learned that a long time ago, sorry.

lesenfantsdelapecosa · 1 year

Still laughing

L0L0CAUST · 1 year

LOL. I don't even...wow

ConditionOfMan · 1 year

They forgot to take into account The Great Flood, which replenished our planet's water supplies. Since God promised never to do that again, we are going to die of dehydration at some point in the future.

ಠ_ಠ

Starsight · 1 year

I'm glad that people understand how horribly idiotic this is. Just goes to show the "intelligence" of die-hard religious people. I mean obviously when you drink or eat something it gets sucked into an inner-hidden vortex within your stomach that completely erases it from this dimension sending it to another.

oDHAOSo · 1 year

TIL that good christians retain all bodily fluids.

auto98 · 1 year

Someone pointed out to me that you could add "tery" to my favourite insult to stupid people, and this is the first opportunity to use it today.

This article is pure fuckwittery.

TikiWiki · 1 year

obvious troll, nobody is that stupid.

ggqq · 1 year

there are so many things wrong with this.... I don't even!

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EvoEpitaph · 1 year

No more water!? Better drink my own piss...oh wait.

Saulace · 1 year

Planet runs out of water? Better drink my own piss.

wartsarus · 1 year

As a christian .. PLEASE REDDIT DO NOT GROUP ALL OF MY PEOPLE (including me) WITH A MINORITY OF RETARDED CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!

ugastylee · 1 year

Christians are using science? Better drink my own piss.

bezenartw · 1 year

Fucking water cycle how does it work?

Horror-Clause · 1 year

Please tell me that was written by a twelve year old... Because that definitely sounds like a comeback my little cousin would say

TenshiS · 1 year

PEE.

vsPERIL · 1 year

Tineye gives me nothing. Have you got a source for us, OP? This is reaching critical levels of stupid.

[deleted] · 1 year

SIGH. I want so badly for this to be a joke but I know it's not. I'm pretty sure I'll get an email from my mother with this in it before too long.

[deleted] · 1 year

Facepalm.

[deleted] · 1 year

I agree with the stupidity of this and love the statements made below also disproving it. Also the population hasn't always been 6-7 billion. It's slowly grown over time so those calculations are completely wrong.

FlyingSkyWizard · 1 year

So, Humans are nuclear powered monsters that break down water into energy through nuclear fission yet somehow do not increase in mass and become black holes, awesome!

Missfawkes · 1 year

FACEPALM, this is such a horrible fail!

pentupentropy · 1 year

nobody could seriously be this stupid

EDIT: I take it back. They can be: http://www.islam101.com/tauheed/provingGodExists.htm

Shol-va · 1 year

Dear Atheists,

I just wanted to chime in to say that I know you guys like destroying Christians and whatnot but this... this... is just too easy. It's funny, but it carries with it a undertone of sadness... it's kin to kicking a 2 legged puppy, theres just no sport in it.

These people are sad, uneducated beasts and should just be allowed to continue wondering in their aimless stupor.

I suggest that if you like a challenge you move away from the Christian completely. It's just not fair to pick on the uneducated and the mentally challenged.

Would you make fun of someone with Downs Syndrome? No, you wouldn't, and the Christian should be treated as such. A sad and disabled being. Take their retard with a chuckle and a grain of salt.

In short, You've won. In the great "Christian vs. Atheist" battle you've won. You have time and time again proven that Christianity is a farce of a religion and an embarrassment to humanity.

However, I do not believe you have succeeded in adequately disproving Creationism.

I suggest you move on to more interesting and challenging game such as the religion of Islam and Science-based Creationists who have a much stronger foundation to stand upon.

This would offer you sportier game and I, for one would be happy to participate.

tarekd19 · 1 year

I'm not even an Atheist and I think this is retarded

HerpdehDerp · 1 year

This is clearly a professional at work, checkmate atheists. Screw the law of conservation of mass and energy, that shit is for posers and newbs. Also this proves them scientists be lying and gettin people pissed.

MaPh · 1 year

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bizounce · 1 year

Religious "Science", you're doing it wrong.

thehotmageaeris · 1 year

I fucking lawled so damn hard at how fucking retarded whoever wrote this is.


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