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[–]reptomin 22 points23 points ago

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I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new Toyota.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

[–]donteventr1p 2 points3 points ago

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typical hooters waitress

[–]The_Weight_of_Rages 0 points1 point ago

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tall smits and a sold core?

[–]TheStatement 4 points5 points ago

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Car, you have not won.

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[–]Tkconger 4 points5 points ago

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but it did

[–]p-static 7 points8 points ago

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I could see this being ridiculous if it was part of a radio contest or something, but promising one of your employees a new car as a joke could be a pretty dick move, depending on the context. :/

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[–]Zjackrum 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously it was based on her huge personality.

[–]thisnotanagram 1 point2 points ago

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The oral herpes is actually a strong qualifier.

[–]NinjaMaster 1 point2 points ago

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This is weird, I never expected to see this again. I remember this story from when I was like 10, and I would tell every person I know about this story. Really weird to see it on here.

[–]Lucky_Striker 1 point2 points ago

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If I had been that woman, I would have gracefully accepted Yoda and then used some Yedi magic to publicly insert in in my employer's rectal orifice. Her employer was a lying, cheating prick that needed to be set straight. Yes, i read the court proceedings. TEN YEARS A GO WHEN THIS FIRST APPEARED ON THE INTERNET.

[–]j0c1f3r 1 point2 points ago

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so you think that selling $5000 in beer should be rewarded with a $20000 car??...heh north american women are messed up.

[–]ryanjack 0 points1 point ago

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Hooters? Really?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The title led me to believe this post would be of my ex-wife.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The title led me to believe this post would be of my ex-wife.

[–]punchuinface55 0 points1 point ago

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i didnt get it until.. toyato toyoda toy-yoda!! get it??!?

[–]mitso6989 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't she a little small up top to be a Hooters waitress?

[–]reptomin -2 points-1 points ago

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I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new Toyota.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

[–]Graduated_hustla -5 points-4 points ago

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I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new Toyota.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

[–]kingofthehillpeople -2 points-1 points ago

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I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new Toyota. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

[–]SkippyRodriguez -2 points-1 points ago

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Anybody know if she won the lawsuit and got a new Toyota?

[–]Mrubuto 2 points3 points ago

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[–]reptomin 0 points 3 hours ago

I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new Toyota.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

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[–]Graduated_hustla 1 point 28 minutes ago

I read about this, she actually did win the lawsuit and got a new

Toyota.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm