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I'm going to hell for this... I'm going to hell for this... (m0ar.org)

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[–]Crackorjackzors 753 points754 points ago

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Unexpectedly hilarious.

[–]nixonrichard 1178 points1179 points ago

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That's what everyone says the first time they get reichrolled.

[–]undercoveruser 557 points558 points ago

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[–]crelm_toothpaste 64 points65 points ago

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First time I've seen the Hitler LOD. HAHA.

[–]RedDyeNumber4 144 points145 points ago

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I felt compelled to make the moustache more hitleresque.

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[–]poopshipdestroyer 32 points33 points ago

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i probably would have used hitlery.

[–]RedDyeNumber4 19 points20 points ago

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I did originally and it sounded too hilarious in my head for a Hitler thread.

[–]horse666 32 points33 points ago

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Hitlarious?

[–]redawn 2 points3 points ago

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hitlericious?

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[–]nephros 14 points15 points ago

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Hitlerisch!

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    [–]third-eye 15 points16 points ago

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    [–]Zarokima 1 point2 points ago

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    For some reason I just see this one as Charlie Chaplin.

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      [–]Sivvy 6 points7 points ago

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      Hitler, the Lord Of Destruction!

      [–]Antrikshy 6 points7 points ago

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      That's the reason everybody is upvoting him (or her).

      [–]GenJonesMom 76 points77 points ago

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      I think I love you, nixonrichard.

      [–]Lazerface84 45 points46 points ago

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      HeeHeeHee you love Nixon dick!

      [–]GenJonesMom 60 points61 points ago

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      Isn't it past your bedtime?

      [–]Lazerface84 70 points71 points ago

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      You're not my real mom!

      [–]drew101 31 points32 points ago

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      Just you wait till your father comes home, mister.

      [–]noprotein 67 points68 points ago*

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      It would be hours later when Lazerface62 (LazerfaceSr to his friends) arrives home.

      *Cast of Characters: *

      • Lazerface84 - A nearly 30 know-it-all with a lot to prove... and a lot to learn. Protagonist.

      • Lazerface62 - Lazerface84's father, married to GenJonesMom. Bit of a hard ass but he's always been fair with the boys. Still thinks of his ex-wife, Priscilla.

      • General Jones - Friend and stepbrother to Lazerface84, also neighborhood hero in Chicago suburbs.

      • GenJonesMom - Mother of General Jones . Remarried Lazerface62 after her former husband and son's father, Gerald, died in the war. Trying very hard to get Lazerface84's approval and acceptance, to no avail.

      • drew101 - Lazerface84's brother. Antagonist, the kind of guy that puts his finger really really close to your face and then claims he's not touching you... as if that makes it okay.

      Lazerface62 enters front door and hangs his hat up. He comes in wearily but cheerfully enough

      LF62: Hey family, I'm home!

      GenJonesMom: Hi dear! Welcome home, how was your day?

      LF62: It was long and the new guy Bob, in accounting, well... oh nevermind, where are the boys?

      GenJonesMom: Right, those two. I've been meaning to talk to you about Lazerface84.

      LF62: Oh great! What is it this time?!

      GenJonesMom: Well, it's just that -- we're not connecting like I thought we would. He pulled the "not my real mom" card again today... I don't blame him, it just... it hurts.

      LF62: I'll give that boy a stern talking to. He also takes off his belt, we know just how he intends to give THIS speech.

      GenJonesMom: Oh LazerfaceSr! You know I don't want that, he didn't do nothin wrong!

      *This has been just a brief scene from the pages of Lazerface84's life script. I do hope you've enjoyed it and that it has given you a bit of insight into his cold, oftentimes sad existence. *

      [–]fiik 8 points9 points ago

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      Bravo for effort

      [–]ristophet 6 points7 points ago

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      I've been meaning to talk to you about Lazerface84.

      Upvoted due to the quote above. It speaks to me, and seems to tell it's own story.

      [–]WannabeGerman 5 points6 points ago

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      I wish you would do more of these...

      [–]BetaMemeTester 1 point2 points ago

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      I am not a fan of the structure and formating you decided to use, but the story was gripping and had all the signs of a classic thriller.

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        [–]phi_is_all 1 point2 points ago*

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        I named my cat president Richard milhouse Nixon. Because he's a dick. Actually a ball-less pussy named dick.

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          [–]danE3030 6 points7 points ago

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          Well I know I love him.

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            [–]VikingTy 23 points24 points ago

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            I don't think Poland found it that hilarious.

            [–]el_oyente 23 points24 points ago

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            I bet Russia did. "To the east side"

            [–]mkkefir 2 points3 points ago

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            Poland did, no need to worry.

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              [–]Draegur 1 point2 points ago

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              Hear that?

              It's the sound of six million jews rolling in their graves...

              ...WITH LAUGHTER.

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                [–]tokomini 75 points76 points ago

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                I kinda like how one of the most evil people to ever live is also the star of a remarkable amount of hilarious videos. Some of those 'caption videos' with Hitler down in the bunker, getting all pissed off because someone canceled his Xbox Live...

                Maybe I just like thinking that he would hate the ever-living shit out of every last one of them.

                [–]Unlucky13 52 points53 points ago

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                The shear level of completely justified hatred for him is something that I believe adds to the humor of it all. Kind of like "Springtime for Hitler" in the Producers was hilarious because it takes someone who is so evil, so horrifying, so heinous and turns them into a puppet that we are free to humiliate and mock to our heart's content.

                [–]Disgod 23 points24 points ago

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                I love that movie so much, original not remake, but I hate it cuz every once in a while I'll suddenly get the urge to sing "Springtime for Hitler and Germany..." out loud, and... I really, really don't think most people would get the joke.

                [–]Unlucky13 14 points15 points ago

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                I thought the remake was fine. It had it's own special something. The third act was very dull though.

                And I agree. Every time it's a nice day outside I feel the urge to sing that, but I dont because even I would judge me.

                [–]Disgod 7 points8 points ago

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                The remake wasn't bad. It definitely wasn't a bad "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" fucking shit up remake, so it's really a matter of opinion about which is better. I enjoy Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane, but Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel were just better.

                [–]bluefoot55 1 point2 points ago

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                i love the original so much i just couldn't watch the remake, either in the theater or on video.

                [–]V2Blast 3 points4 points ago

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                You should go watch a performance of the musical Cabaret. The Nazi rally song is right before the intermission. You will be humming it as you go to the bathroom.

                [–]Disgod 2 points3 points ago

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                Unless that show has the line "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!" I just don't know if it'd be worth my time.... But, yeah, Cabaret suddenly sounds like a much more interesting play now that I know it is WWII related.

                [–]V2Blast 2 points3 points ago

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                It has Nazis, and scantily-clad women. What's not to love?

                (Spoiler alert: the scantily-clad women are also Nazis.)

                [–]TheSuperSax 1 point2 points ago

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                I was in that musical at my school three years ago. I still get the urge to sing "Oh Fatherland" once every two weeks or so...and I'm Jewish with ancestors and relatives who died in the Holocaust.

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                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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                  I just like thinking that he would hate the ever-living shit out of every last one of them.

                  exactly

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                    [–]Sarkos 22 points23 points ago

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                    Unexpectedly hitlerious.

                    [–]everyoneclapnow 17 points18 points ago

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                    Unexpectedly hitlerious.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                    It was dictator's cut.

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                      [–]beatles910 2 points3 points ago

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                      I did Nazi that coming.

                      [–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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                      Hell is now Fabulous

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                        [–]Petrarch1603 161 points162 points ago

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                        I like the Red China Beat It

                        [–]robotevil 19 points20 points ago

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                        I can't believe no one has mentioned Where Brooklyn At Hitler freestyle.

                        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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                        This is amazing.

                        [–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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                        Which ultimately gives us North Korean Dance Across the Floor

                        [–]cyber_pacifist 30 points31 points ago

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                        Also: North Korean Hell March

                        [–]sexybobo 7 points8 points ago*

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                        I like the part will every one you can tell is a foreign journalist has digital HD cameras http://i.imgur.com/jNukN.png . And all the cameras close to Dear Leader which are obviously North Korean puppets journalist look like they are 8mm cameras from the 50's http://i.imgur.com/O23mn.png http://i.imgur.com/iwOXs.png

                        [–]zaphodi 2 points3 points ago

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                        nice catch.

                        [–]Atheist101 5 points6 points ago

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                        I like the part where each person has an RPG

                        [–]habitualLineStepper 5 points6 points ago

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                        hot north korean army women.

                        hot hot hot

                        [–]zzorga 5 points6 points ago

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                        Alright, this one is pretty awesome. I suppose that the N. Koreans will be the antagonists for the next C&C game then?

                        [–]MisterTito 2 points3 points ago

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                        It's a FPS, not RTS, but North Korea is the antagonist in Homefront.

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                            [–]TonInter 11 points12 points ago

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                            "This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "

                            Mirror?

                            [–]Petrarch1603 7 points8 points ago

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                            Here is the title: Michael Jackson - Beat It (Chinese Communist Party Version)

                            They take some Chinese Propaganda footage and make it look like they're singing Beat It. The North Korean video in another reply is similar.

                            [–]TonInter 8 points9 points ago

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                            Thanks mate. I reckon this is it.

                            [–]Superbird42 1 point2 points ago

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                            Yeah, but that audio is different.

                            That same video but with the actual Michael Jackson song is what Petrarch1603 linked.

                            [–]CaribbeanCaptain 1 point2 points ago

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                            As an American living abroad, I encourage you to check out the website www.hidemyass.com. It's a fantastic resource for youtube videos that you can't see in your country, or any other website that won't let you get out of their (in my case) Turkish version.

                            [–]exist 8 points9 points ago

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                            that was the best guitar solo i've ever seen.

                            [–]twofingerattack 2 points3 points ago

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                            omg, I am forever grateful for this...

                            [–]CorrosiveMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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                            This is the best thing I've seen today!

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                              [–]yorrick21 151 points152 points ago

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                              The road to hell is paved with good impressions.

                              [–]butlertd 8 points9 points ago

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                              In my mind, this is the comment of the week.

                              [–]Unlucky13 6 points7 points ago

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                              No body likes to follow my ideas but I would love for Reddit to have a comment of the week. Maybe that's something /r/bestof can manage to come up with.

                              [–]1339 1 point2 points ago

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                              Like this?

                              [–]yorrick21 6 points7 points ago

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                              :{D

                              Thank you, kind sir!

                              [–]Sarkos 8 points9 points ago

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                              Incorrect choice of mustache. Should be :=D

                              [–]blankfield 108 points109 points ago

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                              No wonder the Germans went for that crazy fucker. Dude can sing!

                              [–]GamerXR72 11 points12 points ago

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                              That and he told them everything they wanted to hear, then continued to do that while doing whatever it is he wanted to do.

                              [–]blankfield 12 points13 points ago

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                              Wait a minute. That sounds familiar.

                              [–]nolemonnomelon 5 points6 points ago

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                              Yes, you probably learned about the Nazis in school. That would explain the familiarity.

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                                [–]dovatronic 387 points388 points ago

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                                Heil-larious!

                                [–][deleted] 176 points177 points ago

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                                Jew had me in stitches of laughter.

                                [–]strangerthanfire 300 points301 points ago

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                                Guys, come on. These Nazi jokes are really out of Mein Kampfort zone.

                                [–]sscutchen 165 points166 points ago

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                                Seems to have caused quite a Fuhrer.

                                [–]IamMNightShyamalan 229 points230 points ago

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                                These Nazi pun threads are getting old, Anne Frankly, I'm sick of it

                                [–][deleted] 106 points107 points ago

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                                I agree. It just burns me up inside.

                                [–]bop999 149 points150 points ago

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                                Don't let it ruin your concentration.

                                [–]spaztiq 44 points45 points ago

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                                I have gas!

                                Hmm? the exit is over there, yes... oh... ...okay...

                                [–]YogiWanKenobi 52 points53 points ago

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                                I'm waffen so hard I shot kraut out of my nose

                                [–]e30kid 43 points44 points ago

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                                That staffel make you crazy!

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                                    [–]MorbidPenguin 2 points3 points ago

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                                    All aboard the SS Punnery!

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                                        [–]drokcab 40 points41 points ago

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                                        Might've holocaust me some friends, but this was funny.

                                        [–]dj_bizarro 10 points11 points ago

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                                        i think you got a hitler with this one

                                        [–]Baconfat 1 point2 points ago

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                                        These Nazi pun threads make you all look like a bunch of deutschbags.

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                                          [–]freemeth 32 points33 points ago

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                                          Can you nazi how annoying these pun threads are?!

                                          [–]p014k 7 points8 points ago

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                                          Nein.

                                          [–]hoosierstudent 5 points6 points ago

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                                          So wrong, yet so Reich

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                                            [–]cheezburglar 12 points13 points ago

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                                            Whatever you do, don't make fun of Hitler!

                                            [–]TheReginal 54 points55 points ago

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                                            This reminds me of Charles Manson - Scat Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIYvzG0Ofs

                                            [–]Cptn_Janeway 24 points25 points ago

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                                            The man has moves

                                            [–]pufan321 10 points11 points ago

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                                            Zoidberg voice... I need to lay off the Futurama.

                                            [–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 11 points12 points ago

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                                            Wait... Is that really him dancing? What the fuck?

                                            [–]gator8 22 points23 points ago

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                                            There's a bunch of interviews of him on youtube. The guy was completely out of his mind. I thought I was going to have nightmares after watching some, especially this one.

                                            [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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                                            I can watch Manson videos all day. I feel like he's always about to say something profound, but it always ends with insane.

                                            [–]Rainfly_X 8 points9 points ago

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                                            What... the... fuck.

                                            [–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 1 point2 points ago

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                                            So... Where's the video with him dancing?

                                            [–]chwedl 5 points6 points ago

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                                            Is this the same video? The one you linked wasn't viewable in my area.

                                            [–]crelm_toothpaste 5 points6 points ago

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                                            Yeah, same video.

                                            [–]elbekko 1 point2 points ago

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                                            Same with that one. Argh.

                                            [–]sockthepuppetry 1 point2 points ago

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                                            Between the song, the idea, and the execution, that was possibly the greatest thing the internet has given me in the last month.

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                                              [–]sigilvii 22 points23 points ago

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                                              I always thought Mel Brooks had everyone else beat with Hitler Rap.

                                              [–]yogthos 9 points10 points ago

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                                              and then there's the whitest kids hitler rap

                                              [–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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                                              wow. this video racked up 6 million jews. oops i ment views.

                                              Touche, YouTube comment.

                                              [–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

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                                              Wow, what's with all the downvotes on that video??

                                              [–]valkyrio 1 point2 points ago

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                                              I...I want to say something about those men...but I don't know what.

                                              [–]sigilvii 2 points3 points ago

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                                              strange and deeply confusing?

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                                                [–]Menso 7 points8 points ago

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                                                In your defense, the Nazis were actually moving on up when that speech was recorded.

                                                [–]mcgeem5 22 points23 points ago

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                                                As both a Redditor and a Jew, I must say that I laughed a lot.

                                                [–]mostlycareful 1 point2 points ago

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                                                I was actually wondering about this - my gf is Jewish and has a really great sense of humor but I don't know whether I should send this to her or not. But it would offend Nazis much, much more. So... would anything that would offend a Nazi, by definition, not offend a Jew?

                                                [–]mcgeem5 1 point2 points ago

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                                                I think it just depends on the sense of humor of the individual. I'm not a big fan of the whole Holocaust sympathy card, so this sort of thing doesn't really offend me. Nor do I believe that I'm one of God's chosen people. The best way to find out if your gf will be offended by this, or anything else for that matter, is to just simply ask.

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                                                  [–]betanerd 25 points26 points ago

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                                                  As long as it's College Humor repost night on reddit... ... I give you Gangster Fresh Prince

                                                  [–]orange_jooze 9 points10 points ago

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                                                  And I give you The Fresh Prince of Matrix

                                                  [–]V2Blast 5 points6 points ago

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                                                  ...Is that just the Fresh Prince theme over Matrix music?

                                                  [–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Fresh Prince theme is known for being able to rhyme with a lot of different melodies.

                                                  [–]betanerd 2 points3 points ago

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                                                  Fresh prince is featured in one of the best mashups of all time (IMO).

                                                  [–]freemeth 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Ima let you finish!

                                                  [–]pootytang324 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Fresh Prince of Green Hill Zone

                                                  [–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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                                                  This one is way better:

                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLqz1udhtY

                                                  [–]easygenius 5 points6 points ago

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                                                  Funny, but I think OP's shows a much bigger talent for editing and comedic timing.

                                                  [–]RyDeRex 16 points17 points ago

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                                                  I prefer this one

                                                  [–]MozTS 6 points7 points ago

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                                                  man thats ancient

                                                  [–]am5437435 2 points3 points ago

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                                                  Any idea where the source audio comes from? Been looking for it for years.

                                                  [–]AliSalsa 9 points10 points ago

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                                                  Just for you, I found this just for you :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-2I07UM_EA

                                                  [–]am5437435 5 points6 points ago

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                                                  Thank you. This is wonderful.

                                                  [–]C_IsForCookie 3 points4 points ago

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                                                  Notorious B.I.G. - Where Brooklyn At

                                                  [–]am5437435 3 points4 points ago

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                                                  Well, that's just another recording of the source audio, it doesn't explain where it comes from and what it is.

                                                  It sounds like a freestyle in, obviously, Brooklyn. When and where is it from?

                                                  [–]C_IsForCookie 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Ah, sorry, I see what you meant now. I also see why you can't find any info on it because other than the youtube vids there isn't any info about this.

                                                  [–]isthatwhatshesaid 7 points8 points ago

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                                                  is it bad that I was bobbing my head the whole time?

                                                  [–]Eminence120 11 points12 points ago

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                                                  You can't not bob your head to biggie.

                                                  [–]maxd 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  That one is awesome, but there's something about the OP's that just makes it fantastic.

                                                  [–]Socializator 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Not available in your country. When global internet went local? pffft... Anyway, I prefer this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0ZS6wby8KU

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                                                    [–]Tillhony 5 points6 points ago

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                                                    If this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

                                                    [–]spazzmckiwi 4 points5 points ago

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                                                    Well I'll see you there.

                                                    [–]Boodelijre 35 points36 points ago*

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                                                    You're not going to hell, you movin' on up!

                                                    Shame shenanigans reliartists use on crowds worked for hitler. Same damn thing.

                                                    Just watched that doc about the 'boy preacher' exposing the religious market in america, and tbh, Hitler would be the better of them because he actually believed in his cause, but was led astray by his fellows. Most guys tapping in to this are just in it for the money, and shamelssly so.

                                                    Downvote me to hell if you believe you should, but Hitler invented that shit and most self righteous people are lapping it up like its the cum from their first born. What is wrong with people is that it actually works. Thats why , fuckers! And you will call all that you dislike 'Hitler' and you will still blessfully fall for the same bloody shit and lap it up like the your family dog after you've buttfucked your entire family.

                                                    It's called 'the Aristocrats' and cry if you want to it's the best fucking joke cuz we fall for it EVERY TIME.

                                                    edit I meant 'carrots' where I said 'waffles'

                                                    [–]RobotBuddha 19 points20 points ago

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                                                    And you will call all that you dislike 'Hitler' and you will still blessfully fall for the same bloody shit

                                                    That's the most depressing thing about how we relate to WW2. The lesson we should be teaching kids is that it's about the evils of blind obedience, xenophobia, and yes, even patriotism and giving into unjust laws.

                                                    Instead it's just a simplistic message of "Don't hate jews! Hitler bad! It couldn't happen here!"

                                                    [–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 24 points25 points ago

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                                                    and most self righteous people are lapping it up like its the cum from their first born

                                                    UH. DO PEOPLE NORMALLY -- OR EXCEPTIONALLY -- LAP UP THE CUM OF THEIR FIRST BORN? PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT USABLE IN THE X LIKE IT'S Y CONSTRUCT.

                                                    [–]wheelinthesky 31 points32 points ago

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                                                    I read this at least 5 times and not only do you never say waffles, I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Have an upvote though.

                                                    [–]El_Fajitas1 23 points24 points ago

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                                                    The speaking abilities of Hitler, such as charisma and inspiring voice work, are now used mostly by men of loose conviction in causes they don't really believe in: religion, politics, etc.

                                                    However, unlike these people, Hitler actually believed in his cause (terrible as it was).

                                                    In the future, people will keep falling prey to this because they are people.

                                                    [–]exist 4 points5 points ago

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                                                    wisdom in madness.

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                                                      [–]freemeth 15 points16 points ago

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                                                      This man is clearly insane.

                                                      [–]h4mburgers 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      Maybe he's the only sane one among us.

                                                      [–]V2Blast 3 points4 points ago

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                                                      ...No, no, I'm pretty sure he's just nuts.

                                                      [–]Caedus 6 points7 points ago

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                                                      edit I meant 'carrots' where I said 'waffles'

                                                      Ah, now it makes sense.

                                                      [–]Wifflepig[!] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      Don't quite think he invented blind obedience. Nor carrots, nor waffles.

                                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      0_o

                                                      What the fuck are you blathering about?

                                                      [–]Boodelijre 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/aristocrats/

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                                                        [–]Gioware 5 points6 points ago

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                                                        Better youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA

                                                        [–]Rupp 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        I clicked on the freestyle rap video. Hilarious.

                                                        [–]SheepdogFC 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        thats the 3rd time i've been reichrolled.

                                                        [–]logboy 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        There's no hell... There's no hell...

                                                        You're all good.

                                                        [–]rainboy 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        mirror?

                                                        [–]ukfan1991 9 points10 points ago

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                                                        I did nazi that coming.

                                                        [–]syn- 4 points5 points ago

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                                                        too soon dude, too soon

                                                        [–]Bajalove 4 points5 points ago

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                                                        Well.. then I'm goin' too!

                                                        [–]BobCox 14 points15 points ago

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                                                        http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215029_165002800225379_120291918029801_404801_415209_n.jpg

                                                        Dictators are not funny!

                                                        [–]thevariance 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Why is mocking Hitler going to send you to Hell?

                                                        [–]commandercookie 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Dammit, now I'm definitely going to hell...and I didn't even get karma for it

                                                        [–]regeya 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        If we're going to hell for laughing at this, then Charlie Chaplin and the Three Stooges are roasting in hell :->

                                                        [–]rakstar 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        now who says hitler's got no soul?

                                                        [–]Kcar 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I think I just LOL'd in my pants.

                                                        [–]Chabs 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        As long as anyone has a sense of humour they'll find this funny. I'm Polish and I think its hilarious.

                                                        [–]Maelii 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        um...

                                                        [–]easygenius 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Bra-fucking-vo.

                                                        [–]robdotcom71 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Us Australians had Anzac Day (to commemorate the landing on Gallipoli and for all those Aussie soldiers who've laid down their lives in wars since) today... My German dad made me cringe a few times..... so to feel better I watched this

                                                        [–]Volopok 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        The best part is that the first place they invaded was the Rhineland; East of Germany, or as they thought, Eastern Germany.

                                                        [–]graycode 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Reminds me of this: North Korean People's Army Funky Get Down Juche Party

                                                        [–]thetruthisoutthere 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        TIL Hitler had jazz hands.

                                                        [–]teknobo 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I think my favorite part of this was that he actually was preaching about Germany "moving on up" to be the great power that it once was.

                                                        Hilarious AND appropriate.

                                                        [–]goldielax25 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I just laughed hard enough when the song kicked in that my neighbor upstairs awoke and texted me to keep it down. Thank you.

                                                        [–]deebs22 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        my favorite - barney raps 2pac

                                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rELRYZUN1kM

                                                        [–]kcg5 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I'll be back, I have to debate putting this on facebook.

                                                        [–]Jorobeq 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        The lesser known Adolf Jefferson

                                                        [–]pikk 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I hear Czechoslovakia is really nice this time of year

                                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        And I'll be right there with you laughing my ass off...

                                                        [–]cyclefreaksix 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I'll see you there my friend, and we'll laaauuugggghhhhh....

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                                                        [–]dash101[S] 56 points57 points ago*

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                                                        Just so we are clear, I take no credit for making this, as you suggest. I meant I am going to hell for my laughing at it. And it may have been 2008, but it's new to me. It appears it's new to many others as well...

                                                        [–]Stalked_Like_Corn 39 points40 points ago

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                                                        Fucking new to me and it's hilarious. TY for sharing and ignore "OMG REPOST!" bullshit from people.

                                                        [–]Mrubuto 22 points23 points ago

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                                                        your title definitely suggest you made this. I thought the same thing.

                                                        [–]dash101[S] 24 points25 points ago

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                                                        Sorry if it did. Wasn't my intent.

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                                                            [–]GrinningPariah 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            One day in the future historians will find this video with no context and they'll be like ಠ_ಠ

                                                            [–]StantonJL 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            And when you get there you will be cherished for your good deeds!

                                                            [–]randall82 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            There's a Jew/oven joke waiting to be made during the "Fish don't fry in the kitchen" part. Someone funnier than me needs to get on this.

                                                            [–]IceCreamSocialist 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            Something something gefilte fish.

                                                            [–]kyle_kitler 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            This is going to end well.

                                                            [–]LindaDanvers 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            And I'm sure I'm goin' with you for laughing at it ;-)

                                                            [–]TribalAthena 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Wanna sing alone version :D!!!

                                                            [–]nastystuff 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            NOTORIOUS

                                                            [–]lecar 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Is there a way to watch it not blown up and pixelated?

                                                            [–]Scipion 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Hitler's speeches are really effeminate.

                                                            [–]kernowgringo 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Oldie but a goldie, my friends 15 year old son was suitably impressed.

                                                            [–]archival 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            showed to my mom she laughed !! heheheheh ahahahhah ooohhhh

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