this post was submitted on
398 points (61% like it)
1,080 up votes 682 down votes

pics

subscribe2,180,289 readers

Looking for an image subreddit with minimal rules? Check out /r/images

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), weight loss photos, posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. Weight loss photos go in /r/loseit, DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
  /r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 94 comments

[–]NdecoyZ 90 points91 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They're like legal children.

[–]Hookhand 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I call them gateway children

[–]CptnStabin 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They're not boys though...

[–]saintlawrence -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This guy doesn't mind!

[–]GAFMisat0 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't see a difference.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yep, this picture is all the proof I needed.

[–]FlyingOnion 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I want to go back in a time machine to that moment and say "Michael, that's perfect. That's exactly how crazy you should be. Don't get any crazier. Just stay right there."

[–]tokomini 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Agreed. Sort of odd looking at that picture and realizing that, in the grand scheme of things, this was remarkably normal behavior. The sleepovers with children and dangling a baby off a balcony...shit comes later.

[–]perspectivism 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He said he was just showing his baby to the fans below, and he also showed his other children but nobody paid attention to that obviously. He said it was a terrible mistake.

[–]Warlizard 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who doesn't like midget chicks? Those little stubby fingers make your dick look HUGE!

[–]saintlawrence 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Michael Jackson was black.

I'M TALKIN' DOWWWWWNTOWN

[–]bleachedblonde 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't say you heard it from me... but none of the Jackson men exactly come small.

[–]lacienega 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There's a reason why that boy spent so much time grabbing his crotch.

[–]punkrockhair 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]internetsuperstar 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Jamon?

[–]goudabob 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OUTTA SIGHT

[–]CptnStabin 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It hurts to bottom out though ಠ_ಠ

[–]Warlizard 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not me.

[–]IKilledLauraPalmer 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dude looks like a boss here. Even with the midgets. What happened to him?!?!

[–]Xarnon 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What happened to him?!?!

He died.

[–]Qwirk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What?!! No spoiler warning?!? =(

[–]EvilHom3r 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]SirDukebox 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love this pic-shows the human side of a guy, long since tarnished by bastardised celebrity magazines and opportunists. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Tarnished by his own actions*

[–]perspectivism 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He didn't do anything wrong. It was the media who tarnished his reputation by accusing him of things he didn't do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is this the fucking twilight zone? He didn't do anything wrong? Let me ask you, would you let your kids have a sleep over at his house?

[–]omnipotant 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

haha-you're making a clever joke right? celeb magazines and oppurtunists... the guy's chugging smirnoff with a midget on either arm.

[–]Jeremy2467c 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And what? Them being regular sized would make it all normal for you?

[–]omnipotant 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

maybe on a teusday

[–]nayrius 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't forget the cocaine feet!

[–]goudabob 5 points6 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think the midget on the right was a Martian hooker in Total Recall.

edit: She also had a role in Captain EO

[–]bustajoe57 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She was also one of Mickey's girlfriends in Seinfeld.

[–]Naenerd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you, I was trying to place her. I signed in just so I could upvote you.

[–]braniac 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

holy sarlacc, she was also an ewok!

[–]PortableApple 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That midget has cocaine on her foot...

[–]timothydexter 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i thought it was chalk because she was a gymnast. but your explanation makes more sense.

[–]omnipotant 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

not really-if you have cocaine, youre not gonna let midgets walk around in it.

[–]timothydexter 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really??? Michael Jackson in the 80's could probably afford enough cocaine that him and a tribe of midgets could dance around in it. GLORIOUS.

[–]omnipotant 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, I can afford to fill my bathtub with pudding, but I wouldn't let two little chicks swi... wait... huh... why the Christ do I have an erection right now...?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

haha so glad i came back to this thread

[–]omnipotant 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you.

[–]Purp1e 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that or shes one ashy little person

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Coke on the left migs foot?

[–]earlofnecromium 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man after my own heart

[–]sew_wheatlady 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Micheal Jackson, the hipster.

[–]3rdWorldRedditor 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm having Smirnoff for MJ right now! Cheers

[–]tragik007 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Best photo ever.

[–]timothydexter 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pink glitter tie ftw.

[–]bblemonade 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This was my facebook profile picture for a while.

[–]WordsNotToLiveBy 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WTF KIND OF ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE IS THIS?!?!

Dude looks hip and Hendrix-esque.

[–]djw666 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Our weekly repost of this image. Cool.

[–]sawbutter 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Omegle 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

both have 206 upvotes..

and this one too?!?! what kind of witchery?!?!?!

[–]BaconChapstick 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just realized how disgusting I was when I go through the comments for both of then and look for relevant_rule34

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This has only been reposted like ten trillion times.

[–]jezebelhussy 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Still cool as fuck.

[–]knomis 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The one on the right looks like Mickey's love interest in the episode of Seinfeld when Mickey gets caught using lifts.

[–]inthrees 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]SXECrow 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thats not MJ, those glasses can be bought at Zumiez for 12 bucks. and he never had moleste-stache. just, you know, the molest

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Midget girls even. Wow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The one on the right looks like a small Miley Cyrus.

[–]iNerd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I read the title as Michael Jackson drinking vodka and chilling with magnets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I demand to know why this was a thing.

[–]lacienega 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Captain EO Rehearsals. They played the little creatures.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sadly, one of the more "normal" things he did in his life.

[–]bboo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

dude this is so REPOST it even was on my facebook wall ;)

[–]treehouses 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

they prefer the term "little people"-- midget is considered to be really offensive, just an fyi

[–]dbell 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That seals the deal. I need to find a midget sidekick.

[–]luisroot 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

tiny people are still people

[–]pizzajack 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Does midgets are underage

[–]aquaduck 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have those sunglasses. REF Heavenly in SLT.

[–]kreyszig 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hipster MJ.

[–]bigtaterman 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Michael liked to pull pranks by putting water in empty vodka bottles and chugging them around people.

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Likely the only little girls he's ever been photographed with.

[–]lacienega 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It seems someone else read that 4chan thread about posting an old and useless image and watching how it reaps karma from Reddit.

[–]SapioJun -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

repost of the repost, stop doing it

[–]viagravagina 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And that was taken yesterday.

[–]Allurex 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He was seriously the coolest person to ever live.

[–]afungi -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just FYI guys, saying "midget" is like saying the n-word. They prefer the term "little people", apparently.

[–]SpermWhale -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

posted comments Imidgetly.

[–]buttking -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This pun thread is coming up kinda short so far.

[–]behemuthm -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Every time this is reposted, I still upvote.

[–]ButteredTigers -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That isn't Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is white, duh.

[–]bporter84 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

thats not Micheal hes black. but it still sounds like a good time to me.