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[–]RossMan 39 points40 points ago

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Bros before poles.

[–]bitterleaf 0 points1 point ago

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What if a Pole is a bro?

[–]spinozasrobot 23 points24 points ago

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It was only funny in retrospect, but I saw a guy once walk into a pole while texting. He hit it so hard his arms literally flew up from the momentum.

It made a satisfying "duuuuuung" sound.

[–]InsensitiveTroll 5 points6 points ago

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ouch, pole dismemberment.

[–]daviator88 1 point2 points ago

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My friend did this while we were running. It was pretty funny until I saw all the blood. I'm slightly ashamed that I continued laughing just a little after I saw the extent of the damage.

[–]jaedon 49 points50 points ago

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Someone should remove the pipe so it looks like they just start busting out a jig and dancing.

[–]SpermWhale 8 points9 points ago

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That's not the pole dance I expect.

[–]neotubesox 6 points7 points ago

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It's the pole dance you need.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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because the pole can take it

[–]pwncloud 1 point2 points ago

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because the pole is not your hero.

[–]Q8ball 2 points3 points ago

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He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.

[–]Shn1kelfr1tz 1 point2 points ago

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A light pole.

[–]tapun 40 points41 points ago

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I love how there is not a moments hesitation for the friends. They had his back no matter what the obstacle or how absurd the reaction. I hope my closest friends would do the same, empathize and react, at least for a little while before everyone came to their senses.

[–]Damaband41 3 points4 points ago

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You don't mess with the Yakuza

[–]cowhead 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say just that! Wish my friends would get my back like that. You never know when a drunk pole will hit you.

[–]maxicantrask 60 points61 points ago

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This one's still my favorite.

[–]throwaway7418 20 points21 points ago

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I used to have a bigger version of this one, but this is the only one I could find.

[–]sigma_noise 3 points4 points ago

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Fifty cent drives a school bus now?

[–]mrscott 2 points3 points ago

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Someone care to explain this to me? I've seen this around for years now, but I don't understand it. Whats it from?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's from some episode of Entourage

[–]Zhyl 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Wifflepig 0 points1 point ago

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JPG?

[–]Chairboy 0 points1 point ago

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Tinypic?

[–]Matlock_ 21 points22 points ago*

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I'm no scientist, and I don't even like katy perry, but this is the reason gif's were invented. http://i.imgur.com/zpH7G.gif

[–]zelazny 11 points12 points ago

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I am subscribing to your newsletter.

[–]artydecor 9 points10 points ago

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Now those are some true friends, making sure you don't look foolish alone...

[–]BestHumanEver 7 points8 points ago

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Every day im shuffling

[–]Superfishul 9 points10 points ago

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Poles, don't hit back.

[–]CressCrowbits 13 points14 points ago

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As proven by Hitler 75 years previously.

[–]ultimateY 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't need to. Newton's third law will take care of it.

[–]Xeras 0 points1 point ago

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It hits first.

[–]Pataracksbeard 91 points92 points ago

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I gotta say, while yours is quite humorous, I think this one still takes the cake.

[–]RipRapRob 24 points25 points ago

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Somewhat funny. Then i noticed the tail. Now I have Pepsi up my nose.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well then drink it with your mouth instead.

[–]Omegle 6 points7 points ago

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yeah.. and i totally spat coffee on my CRT monitor...

[–]blademak 77 points78 points ago

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And I accidentally poured sulfuric acid on my anemic baby...

[–]mau5head87 7 points8 points ago

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...what?

[–]nintennuendo 18 points19 points ago

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They accidentally poured sulfuric acid on their anemic baby.

[–]baccart 1 point2 points ago

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Hwat?

[–]Xeeman 0 points1 point ago

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Qwhat?

[–]Lakario 3 points4 points ago

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Who still uses CRTs?

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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He doesn't use it, he just keeps it close so he can spit coffee on it when he finds something humourous.

[–]t0wn 0 points1 point ago

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I just replaced my last CRT with an LCD the other day. There are still quite a few of them floating around.

[–]sambojomo 0 points1 point ago

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I want whatever Berts on.

[–]unholyravenger 0 points1 point ago

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This one still makes me break out in laughter, the tail just makes it.

[–]tazotea 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, darn you, you fast bastard. I was just about to post that gif.

[–]jdgray 0 points1 point ago

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That was amazing! Best laugh I have had in awhile

[–]Gay_or_Nay 41 points42 points ago

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[–]bkoatz 3 points4 points ago

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I guess NSFW, if your boss doesn't have a sense of humor.

[–]blademak 2 points3 points ago

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Ha! Any idea the origin tho? 0.o

[–]acidcj 9 points10 points ago

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There was a gif of that guy jumping into the water while pooping, the gif posted is the result of some clever editing.

[–]Timberbeast 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god...I was already laughing until I was crying but this just makes it even better...

[–]karan812 0 points1 point ago

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What? You can't just post something like that without a link dude.

WAAANNNNTTTTTT!!!

[–]fancy_pantser 9 points10 points ago

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[–]RevOtisElevator 2 points3 points ago

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The carpet bombing was unexpected...

[–]Wifflepig 0 points1 point ago

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You don't want to see the original - the guy leaves a hershey highway as he jumps in.

[–]Defrakt 4 points5 points ago

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yep and if anyone can tell where it comes from it'd be great!

[–]Dubbys[S] 1 point2 points ago

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no source

[–]FritzMuffknuckle 33 points34 points ago*

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This is what friends are for.

Edit: But this has been the best gif for about a quarter of a century.

[–]elHuron 2 points3 points ago

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awww hellzzz yeah!

I don't usually type that way, but now I am euphoric.

[–]racistkramer 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else just accidentally read that as a shitty attempt at a play on the "Most Interesting Man Alive" meme.

[–]elHuron 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I realised that half way through and figured I wouldn't even try

[–]eadsm 9 points10 points ago

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How is gif pronounced?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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It's not pronounced. Don't say internet thingies out loud.

[–]throwingks 20 points21 points ago

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http://www.olsenhome.com/gif/

The GIF (Graphics Interchange Format), pronounced "JIF", was designed by CompuServe and the official specification released in June of 1987.

[–]rhetoricalanswer 12 points13 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_Interchange_Format#Pronunciation

The creators of the format pronounced GIF with a soft "G", /ˈdʒɪf/, as in "gin". An alternative pronunciation uses a hard "G", /ˈɡɪf/, as in "graphics", reflecting the expanded acronym. Both pronunciations are given as correct by the Oxford English Dictionary[2] and the American Heritage Dictionary.[3]

[–]FinalaniF 5 points6 points ago

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TIL

[–]right_in_two 8 points9 points ago

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I always pronounced it gif ("gift" without the t), because jif is peanut butter.

[–]joelfriesen -4 points-3 points ago*

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I use a PNG8

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points3 points ago*

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I do.

Also, pronounce my username.

Problem?

[–]geekay 0 points1 point ago

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Cause you can speak for everyone, right?

[–]CressCrowbits 10 points11 points ago

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People actually DO pronounce it 'jiff'? That is the most mind blowing thing I've heard in weeks. Also even though they are correct, I will laugh at and mock anyone I hear pronouncing it jiff.

Same for people who say 'jibs'. I don't care if John Romero or whoever it was who coined the term say it should be pronounced 'jibs' it is spelt gibs and so I will pronounce it 'gibbs' AND I WILL DESTROY ANY MAN I COME ACROSS WHO SAYS OTHERWISE UNTIL THERE IS NO ONE LEFT AND THUS BY PROXY I WILL BE CORRECT.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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From now on, I will laugh at and mock everyone who pronounces "blow" to rhyme with "toe" instead of "now".

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Blow me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did you just say "plow me"?

[–]AtomicCow 1 point2 points ago

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Weird. people round these parts make fun of people for say it with a hard G. Sounds like you're trying to say Gift but get lazy halfway through it. Do you also use a G in Jelly? I bet you say Gelly.

Weirdo.

[–]CressCrowbits -2 points-1 points ago

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Maybe I do. Maybe I say things how I want to say things because I'm an individual and if you pencil pushers down at city hall don't like it you can shove it!

[–]Donutfreak 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dontgoatsemebro 0 points1 point ago

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Jraphics Interchange Format.

[–]byproxy 0 points1 point ago

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I WILL BE CORRECT.

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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I always call it a jiff, even though I know it is supposed to be pronounced a gif like Zangief.

[–]Jaraxo 7 points8 points ago

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Most people say it like "gift" without the t, but I believe it's actually pronounced Jif.

[–]platysquirrel 5 points6 points ago

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like "gift" without the 't'

[–]Rushified 2 points3 points ago

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i pronounce it with the t.

[–]harryISbored 6 points7 points ago

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Nonsense. It's gif as in jiffy.

[–]lisabadcat -1 points0 points ago

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When people pronounce it like the peanut butter (Jif), I ask if they like computer Jraffics.

[–]funks 11 points12 points ago

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and in return I ask you why do geraffes have such long necks?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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geraffes are so dumb.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously to get to the top shelf in the toystore.

[–]In_Odd_We_Trust 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Fayde 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone happen to know what movie this was from?

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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YEs, I would like to know the backstory to this also.

[–]ohmyshit 7 points8 points ago

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I like to think this was in no way scripted.

These three guys are so sick and tired of neighborhood gangs bullying them. Five minutes prior, they decided they're not going to give a fuck anymore, and anyone who starts shit with them is going to regret it.

The day that pole started the fight, not a single fuck was given.

[–]themali 16 points17 points ago

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*will trade karma for youtube link*

[–]tjwoo 1 point2 points ago

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nope, you just get karma

[–]lolwutpear 1 point2 points ago

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If we give him enough karma, does he have to give us the link?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Was sublime. Thanks!

[–]Dyoon19452 2 points3 points ago

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Those are some true friends.

[–]EVILFISH 2 points3 points ago

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best repost ever

[–]techcertz 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like an Asian version of office space when they go to town on that printer.

[–]pepsidude102 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to imagine people on the streets are really just beating up poles and what not.

[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 13 points14 points ago

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I practice beating a pole at home.

[–]hallaway 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I see what you did there.

[–]bkoatz 0 points1 point ago

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Masturbation!

[–]mbrodge 6 points7 points ago

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I like to imagine having friends so good they turn around, see me in a fight with an inanimate object and immediately jump in on my side.

[–]palindromic 0 points1 point ago

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Try Germany after hours on the weekend..

[–]tballl 1 point2 points ago

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ha

[–]senri 1 point2 points ago

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Until I have friends who do this, I won't feel complete.

[–]deathsponge 1 point2 points ago

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Hello new dance move!

[–]mk_ultrakill 1 point2 points ago

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That pole had it coming

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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This is how most bar fights start.

[–]sywren 1 point2 points ago

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A man walked into a bar...

[–]AdaAstra 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, I definitely loled at the one. Good find.

[–]jaydeejj 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I've seen this a million times but have never questioned it. Can some tell me where is is from? I can't imagine someone randomly filming 3 people and then this happens.

[–]Swanx 1 point2 points ago

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Nearly cried with laughing. That is class

[–]wolf_of_mibu 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone notice the creepy old guy with the cane that just walks out of no where and watches them beat on their pole

[–]DLXII 1 point2 points ago

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Now those are what I call true friends.

[–]Censor88 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cboogs 2 points3 points ago

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There are no gifs better than any of these... http://thechive.com/2010/12/02/shakira-shakin-it-is-mesmerizing-gifs/

[–]evan_ktbd 9 points10 points ago

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And I was gonna beat my record for longest time without fapping on a major holiday. =/

[–]mangeek 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. I'm testing out a high-end Sandy Bridge i7 laptop for the boss this weekend, and that link brought the system to a complete standstill.

[–]palindromic 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure you found a bug in the browser rendering that page, or the hardware.. bug report!

[–]Damaband41 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I'm viewing that page on my netbook and your laptop sucks dick

[–]stacecom 1 point2 points ago

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-1, thechive.

[–]clark_kent 0 points1 point ago

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Related (from the Govern-ator): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU

[–]Garathon 0 points1 point ago

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I NEVER noticed that first part despite over 10 viewings. Mind blown.

[–]lovestospooge 0 points1 point ago

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Is that... Is that Abed Nadir?

[–]designcode 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to the depeche mode Precious, the background music doubled the fun :D

[–]Phntmbanana 0 points1 point ago

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"Did you see that bro? Yeah that motherfucker totally fucked up your walking man, guys lets beat this pole like it was the one mom used to dance around".

[–]made_your_day 0 points1 point ago

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Three guys walk into a bar.

You think one of them would have seen it.

[–]no_pain_no_gain 0 points1 point ago

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Note to myself: Don't be in the middle when walking in a group of 3.

[–]Bojangly 0 points1 point ago

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best gif ever. [7]

FTFY

[–]SP4C3GH0ST 0 points1 point ago

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"hey guys, this skinny dude just bumped into me! Lets kick his ass!"

[–]downcat 0 points1 point ago

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They all from Jersey.

[–]spencewah -2 points-1 points ago

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I like this one.

[–]ChuckleFluck 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, so stop me if you've heard it: Guy walks into a bar....

[–]Insert_Legolas_Here -1 points0 points ago

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herp

[–]blademak -1 points0 points ago

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You have dishonored my famiry, pore. Prepare to die!

[–]ibairdo -1 points0 points ago

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mahfucking repost

[–]Cpfrombv -2 points-1 points ago

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"F--K YOU POLE!" HAHAHa.

[–]makesureimjewish -5 points-4 points ago

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burst out laughing.

[–]poop_on_you -1 points0 points ago

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Oldest gif ever

FTFY

[–]ow_my_balls -1 points0 points ago

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well in this version, they beat up the innocent pole and walk away as if it never happened

http://img.reversegif.com/3918.gif

[–]thedddronald -1 points0 points ago

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Repost.

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[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points ago

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More people than who don't like it, douchebags.

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[–]CressCrowbits 2 points3 points ago*

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I think the grammar in both our posts is wrong, actually.

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[–]CressCrowbits 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, what? :trollface:

[–]regularuser 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, you added comma, the star above "ago" told me that.

[–]greenstonepilot -5 points-4 points ago

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Older than the internet itself. lol.

[–]GrooveTank -2 points-1 points ago

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How many times am I going to see this on here?

[–]sfitzer -3 points-2 points ago

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I always wondered what happened to Long Duck Dong

[–]palindromic -3 points-2 points ago

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NO, DIS IS DA BEST GIF EVER <insert other mildly amusing gif>