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[–]valmont121 221 points222 points ago

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It's funny cuz her parents can't disapprove.

[–]sparkysparkerson 12 points13 points ago

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Wonder if her great grand children disapprove?

[–]LtRalph 1 point2 points ago

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No inheritance for them.

[–]Squirrelson 0 points1 point ago

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Her? I thought it was a guy.

[–]hickory-smoked 36 points37 points ago

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If you wanna sing out, sing out

and if you wanna be free, be free

Cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are

[–]guggabump 100 points101 points ago

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Don't say mole. I said mole.

[–]iamapizza 54 points55 points ago

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She puts the mole in visual molestation.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He takes the "the" out of "psychotherapist."

[–]SchnookoLoly 38 points39 points ago

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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

[–]guggabump 10 points11 points ago

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GuacaMOLE

[–]soggy_cereal 13 points14 points ago

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That's amole!

[–]CJ_Guns 2 points3 points ago

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MOLE. BLOODY MOLE. WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE.

[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 2 points3 points ago

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Eww, that mole is giving me butterfly kisses.

[–]jeremiahfira 20 points21 points ago

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Maude?

[–]jenkies 7 points8 points ago

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and Harold.

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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They met through a mustache grooming forum.

[–]Jizzaldo 18 points19 points ago

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she's gotta have money.

[–]DoTheDew 31 points32 points ago

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Nope, just experience.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 17 points18 points ago

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and a distinct lack of teeth. This woman is what is affectionately known as a 'toothless nut gummer'

[–]stirfried 9 points10 points ago

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and a new hip that no 20yo can handle

[–]LexMortis 7 points8 points ago

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One word: Gumjob.

[–]Aerik 8 points9 points ago

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three-words: no-denture-adventure

[–]danfanclub 72 points73 points ago

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i'll be honest, i expected better comments on this...

[–]ukiyoe 25 points26 points ago

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Be a part of the solution, son!

But yes, I thought the same.

[–]squidfartz 4 points5 points ago

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Ditto... also, I saw this online ages ago and would love to know what ever happened with this couple. The date they were married, ages, etc... and possibly obvious answers.

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[–]ukiyoe 1 point2 points ago

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Shocker!

[–]greggvl 6 points7 points ago

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They tried, but she still died.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't usually do this, but seeing as your post is late and you won't receive many upvotes; fucking bravo man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, your joke seems to be a double entendre, was that intentional?

Shock'her and shocker (the sexual act)?

[–]greggvl 0 points1 point ago

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I'll leave that question to the philosophers.

[–]Obamas_Kryptonite 2 points3 points ago

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They were all used on the previous times this has been posted.

[–]YouCanTouchMeThere 27 points28 points ago

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Translation: What God united man cannot separate.

[–]guywithstick 67 points68 points ago

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It's funny because she is going to die.

[–]McDrawrHumperdink 24 points25 points ago

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It's funny because they will have a honeymoon.

[–]moogle516 10 points11 points ago

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It's funny because he stands to gain everything of hers after she dies.

[–]zhiryst 4 points5 points ago

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that bride is going to have some pissed off grandkids at the will reading.

[–]goran_the_mighty 15 points16 points ago

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Hey look if her grandkids were willing to go down on her like this fine gentlemen is doing, they wouldn't have had to worry.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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None of the other comments here broke my composure for even a split second. Yours made me squirm like a tortured animal.

[–]fuzzybunn 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly! Those grandkids were probably never even given the chance. Nothing worse than when meritocracy isn't practiced.

[–]Thrasher1493 -2 points-1 points ago

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Isn't that a dude?

[–]jomofo 10 points11 points ago

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Some guys only go after chicks they know will put out. One sure sign that a chick has put out is when she introduces you to her great-grandchildren.

[–]bjorna 10 points11 points ago

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Seen this before; If I remember correctly he married his grandmother in order to properly care for her.

[–]MissFahrenheit 3 points4 points ago

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Wait what?

[–]hump_this_not_that 1 point2 points ago

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You're kidding right?

[–]bjorna 0 points1 point ago

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Even though there's no pictures, I believe this article is about the lovebirds the OP posted.

[–]filiped 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt it, the text is in Portuguese, and they clearly look Brazillian.

[–]cdabluejayy 0 points1 point ago

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Last June, a nine-year-old Indian girl was married to a dog near Calcutta after a priest told her parents the wedding would ward off evil.

WTF?? That's an arti le I wouldn't mind reading.

[–]SCSweeps 27 points28 points ago

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Love is blind. And so is he.

[–]NlNTENDO 7 points8 points ago

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This time, I think love just has cataracts and a mole.

[–]pandemic1444 1 point2 points ago

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Literally, people! This guy is telling the truth! He's blind as a bat!

[–]Cptn_Hook 13 points14 points ago

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In his defense, she's got amazing eyes. Piercing, almost a silver glow-

No, wait. Cataracts.

[–]gui77 9 points10 points ago

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It says "What God united Man mustn't separate" in Brazilian Portuguese.

[–]LiVam 6 points7 points ago

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At least they won't need protection. ;)

[–]Dubbys 3 points4 points ago

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[–]tylermac1 10 points11 points ago

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Lady kinda looks like Ghaddafi.

[–]SerendipitousCat 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe that's how he's sneaking out of the country.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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That was my first thought. I'm surprised this isn't at the top.

[–]halahala1986 13 points14 points ago

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i thought Gaddafi was messed up already!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Look up Kucinich.

[–]logicjam 4 points5 points ago

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Mrs. Kucinich is not in any way "messed up."

[–]bumbletowne 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god she has a tongue piercing. I think i just went a little more lesbian.

[–]logicjam -1 points0 points ago

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How far along are you? You know, for science.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Reddit:

On gay marriage: "YOU CAN'T CHOOSE WHO YOU LOVE, WHY ARE YOU CRITICIZING WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HOW CAN YOU HATE TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?!?!"

On this marriage: "HAHA, BITCH IS OLD, THIS GUY'S AN IDIOT, AMIRITE?"

[–]BornOnAugust31st 42 points43 points ago

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Now, now. We are not saying they shouldn't marry, neither do we hate - but when a groom has a bride that looks like Gaddafi after a sex change, it's not unreasonable to ask what's going on in his head.

[–]Please_Disregard 4 points5 points ago

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I think you're being too kind. It doesn't look like any sort of sex change went on.

[–]spamshield -1 points0 points ago

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But I bet there will be a sex exchange later, amirite?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because all redditors are beautiful people, right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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what's going on in his head

She's rich (probably)

[–]plexxonic 0 points1 point ago

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Gay men are idiots too... better?

[–]archontruth 0 points1 point ago

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If she's loaded and he has a strong stomach, it's a smart move.

[–]gsmithu 2 points3 points ago

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I have the complete set of wedding pics lying about on my hard drive. Will have a look for them.

[–]DoTheDew 6 points7 points ago

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I bet she can really make that booty pop.

[–]feanturi 23 points24 points ago

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I'm sure she can make that hip pop at least.

[–]filiped 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]KatZilla 13 points14 points ago

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It's funny because they're a gay couple.

[–]SerendipitousCat 2 points3 points ago

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What a story to tell their grandchildren!

[–]downvotesmakemehard 3 points4 points ago

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Somehow I think those eggs dried up 20 years ago.

[–]SerendipitousCat 0 points1 point ago

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Science creates what we thought were miracles just yesterday!

Happy bday!

[–]Gooseman1992 0 points1 point ago

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happy birthday man

[–]gwennabee401 2 points3 points ago

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i see an awkward senior yearbook page

[–]8va 2 points3 points ago

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She's totally copping a feel on his man boob.

[–]baconatedwaffle 2 points3 points ago

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ITT 100 mole jokes but not one having to do with shredded chicken and chile sauce

[–]somethingsinthehills 2 points3 points ago

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Haroldo y Maude

[–]Orbity 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I could unsee that. (you bastard)

[–]Calvert4096 1 point2 points ago

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needs a nsfl tag

[–]unimproved_road 6 points7 points ago

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This is as old as the internet.

[–]fuzzb0y 2 points3 points ago

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If their sex was switched around this wouldn't be WTF.

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[–]simoneclone 0 points1 point ago

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Hugh Hefner is in his eighties and marrying a woman in her twenties.

[–]wiseapple 2 points3 points ago

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RepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepost

[–]filiped 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^

[–]wiseapple 0 points1 point ago

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You disapprove that it's a repost or that I called out the OP?

What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?

[–]filiped 0 points1 point ago

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I just really wanted a reason to use thisthisthisthisthisthis

[–]Modokon 1 point2 points ago

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Who's mustache is bigger?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How cute, a guy and his grandma...(sees top right)...ewwwwwwwwwwww

[–]threethirds 1 point2 points ago

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oh shit! i have that tie...it's a pretty sweet tie, actually

[–]absintheguy 1 point2 points ago

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Hi I'm Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's Wart!!!

[–]dcass 1 point2 points ago

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Geraldo and Maude?

[–]Dusk_v731 1 point2 points ago

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What about her pa-...oh wait...

[–]anagramgoeshere 1 point2 points ago

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EEEWWWWWWWWWW

[–]covertskippy55 1 point2 points ago

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im gonna cut up that mole and make guacamole

[–]phatbrasil 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yeah Brazil ! where even little old ladies can get laid.

[–]jolealdoneto 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK YEAH, TOOTHLESS ORAL SEX ROCKS!

[–]Grimsterr 0 points1 point ago

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That's the voice of experience right there.

Question is, is the experience in giving or receiving?

[–]jolealdoneto 0 points1 point ago

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If you really wanna know.. your mom is great ;p

[–]jolealdoneto 0 points1 point ago

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Well.. I do have all my teeth

hmm.. what about you?

[–]HotDinnerBatman 1 point2 points ago

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MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY MOLE!

[–]isonetlumiere 0 points1 point ago

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oh good lord -_-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be Herman the lobster and Sally the crab.

[–]bag-o-tricks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

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We need more gentlemen like him to give guys like me a chance with the younger, much hotter Brazilian women.

[–]gambaa 0 points1 point ago

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I wear my sunglasses at night.....

[–]antonio97b 0 points1 point ago

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It's a Bollywood Harold and Maude

[–]Rob_C 0 points1 point ago

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Man, he looks great for 65!

[–]snielsen 0 points1 point ago

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These two look decidedly miserable... odd for a wedding picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I knew how to quit you!

[–]JeebusChrist 0 points1 point ago

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Harold and Maude - the Portuguese remake

[–]dj_bizarro 0 points1 point ago

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this is the quintessential WTF photo

[–]ForeverJamon 0 points1 point ago

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Translation of the text: What God united, man can't separate.

[–]tmushrush 0 points1 point ago

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Eleven chins flaps! Eleven!

[–]princeamor 0 points1 point ago

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Any back-story info on this?

[–]Dstizzle 0 points1 point ago

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You may laugh, but it'll take more than a few nights in for her to show him all the tricks shes learned, and next year when he's widowed and hitting the clubs, whose gonna be the dude with the sexual know-how of a 108 year old swinger? This guy.

[–]Orbity 1 point2 points ago

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Ewwww!

[–]grothsauce 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Gaddafi?

[–]Tigeroovy 0 points1 point ago

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I bet they have the hairiest makeout parties.

[–]awesomefulness 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations to Mariah and Nick.

[–]FURYOFCAPSLOCK 0 points1 point ago

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Ese has a sugar mommacita now

[–]bebenona 0 points1 point ago

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hey OP this is from awkwardfamilyphotos.com, give them credit!

[–]xXSalXx 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it's because she makes some bomb-ass tamales.

[–]maldio 0 points1 point ago

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Blehp.

[–]rngdmstr 0 points1 point ago

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good god. this picture sent a chill down my spine.

[–]okelfo 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]numbakrunch 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna assume he was on top.

[–]fanboy_killer 0 points1 point ago

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Gorgeous!

[–]mattsilv 0 points1 point ago

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Would it make you feel better if I told you that his mustache is not made of hair?

[–]NihilisticAbandon 0 points1 point ago

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No, actually, not at all.

[–]alatare -2 points-1 points ago

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he clearly wasn't wearing his glasses when they met

[–]darwyn4 14 points15 points ago

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80's called, they want both of our jokes back

[–]SpermWhale -1 points0 points ago

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Keep us updated once they're expecting a baby.

[–]AdmiralJackbar -1 points0 points ago

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Gaddafi?

[–]Theophagist -1 points0 points ago

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His parents probably set that shit up.

[–]Leezus -1 points0 points ago

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Some young men will truly do anything for sex.

[–]predo -1 points0 points ago

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lol we just love brazilian slums :)

[–]BeSsen -1 points0 points ago

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I came.

[–]alk509 -3 points-2 points ago

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Her parents didn't approve either. They've been dead for decades.