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[–]saltrix 28 points29 points ago

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You mean I've been eating 4chan's ass this WHOLE TIME?

[–]deminhead 20 points21 points ago

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and you have been enjoying it thoroughly.

[–]ForAHamburgerToday 1 point2 points ago

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SPOILER

And at the end, REDDIT'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE.

[–]VvonFranc2013 24 points25 points ago

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Then it all gets shat out onto facebook...

[–]ViciouslyDelicious 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Themias[!] 18 points19 points ago

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Pshh, I saw this on 4chan three days ago.

[–]hmhmah 2 points3 points ago

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Pshh, I made this and posted it to my webcomic 3 months ago. http://halfmanhalfmonkeyallhero.com/?p=459

[–]Heofz 13 points14 points ago

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More like this

[–]ApocalypseThen 7 points8 points ago

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implying that 4chan and digg aren't also circlejerks of reposts

[–]deaconboy 8 points9 points ago

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Perfectly Illustrated.

[–]hmhmah 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I illustrated it in January http://halfmanhalfmonkeyallhero.com/?p=459

[–]Javindo 17 points18 points ago

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You missed the slowly moving yet infinite conveyor belt feeding the stuff from the right hand side back into the left hand side.

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[–]_pHy_ 1 point2 points ago

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LOL sif invest €1,500,000 blindly...

[–]RopeBunny 4 points5 points ago

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I saw bacon before anything else.

[–]juicycunts 2 points3 points ago

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I exemplify this.

[–]EthicalReasoning 2 points3 points ago

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almost true except that nobody uses digg anymore so you need to replace it with FARK and then THECHIVE

[–]cp3woo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]CookieMan0 1 point2 points ago

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You missed the last 2 links...

Ebaumsworld and funnyjunk in that order.

[–]DarkyTyrell 1 point2 points ago

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and Facebook

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

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You need to somehow convey the fact that it's shit to begin with...

[–]Aszuul 1 point2 points ago

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I thought 4chan was on both ends...

[–]BovineHunter 1 point2 points ago

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I've never even seen this movie, but this picture alone makes me feel sick.

[–]adambadam 1 point2 points ago

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That's some funky bacon.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you should have added "TV" on the last person's ass...

[–]Sam-I-Am-Not 1 point2 points ago

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What really got me about the film is how inherently racist it was. The premise should just be "the most horrible thing happens to two ditzy girls" but it goes so much deeper. When their car goes flat, the first person they ask for help is this terrifying old guy who thinks he recognizes them from porn and makes rude gestures at them from outside their car until he gets bored. It's like, late at night in German, they were tripping on serial murderers BEFORE they even got to the crazy guy who stitched them together.

Worse yet is the depiction of the Japanese. Halfway through our film, both girls have their mouths full of anus, so they won't do any talking. Who, then, does the author choose to be the mouthpiece for emotional horror? A Japanese man who speaks no German or English. Why did they decide to hook the girls up to a Japanese man? Was it so the head of the centipede could yell angrily while the other two sobbed? I believe that, in some sick way, the author thought the ultimate insult, the cherry on top of a horrible experience, was that she was eating Japanese shit from an unshaven stereotype.

TL;DR: the most disgusting part of Human Centipede is its depiction of races.

[–]kiaha 1 point2 points ago

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I simply refuse to see the movie. It's just sick.

[–]00Agent 0 points1 point ago

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I think the idea was that it was just someone that didn't speak english or german. You could put literally ANYTHING in place of "Japanese". OMG WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A -russian frenchman austrailian mexican israeli bush man- THAT'S RACIST. Also god forbid a movie dipicts the main character(s) meet a strange man in the middle of nowhere.

[–]redit392934 1 point2 points ago

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From what I've seen, stuff gets reposted a lot more on 4chan than Reddit. Probably a result of the anonymous posting, and threads only lasting a few hours before being deleted.

Never been to Digg so I don't have any idea about what goes on there.

[–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

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Once it goes through Digg...then where does it go? The Great Shit Mountain of Old As The Internet Submissions?

[–]cub470 1 point2 points ago

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))<>((

[–]hmhmah 1 point2 points ago

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Y'all posting in a copypasta thread, I made this image on January 26th http://halfmanhalfmonkeyallhero.com/?p=459

[–]Notaweasel 3 points4 points ago

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not the middle! D=

[–]rudesasquatch 2 points3 points ago

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There needs to be 20 people for reddit to represent reposts.

[–]Phinigin 2 points3 points ago

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The Reddit B link is like a cow and has multiple stomachs

[–]jeremythelee 1 point2 points ago

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inb4 reddit fanboys denying 4chan's originality and amazing OC.

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[–]jeremythelee 2 points3 points ago

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it's like the newfags over at /b/. they think it's their own little secret internet club, and mentioning it anywhere will bring teh internet noobz. like all the people whining about mentioning reddit on youtube.

[–]xukaniz 0 points1 point ago

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Hey the middle chick lived in the end, just sayin.

[–]Lonestarr1337 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't Tosh.0 behind digg?

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure Reddit goes back for 2nds.

[–]cgfromtexas 0 points1 point ago

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It seems like there should be some news organizations on the right side.

[–]dmasa 0 points1 point ago

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Spot on.

[–]3Mirador -1 points0 points ago

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SomethingAwful needs to be in front of 4chan

[–]moonofcheese -1 points0 points ago

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:) ))~ :o )) ~ :o ))

[–]Spiro_Agnew -1 points0 points ago

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Funny because that image is based on an older, and better image.

[–]Aceindahole -1 points0 points ago

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You guys forgot Kotaku as the 4th part...

[–]Is_A_Novelty_Account -1 points0 points ago

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Nooooo! Reddit can't be a "B"!

[–]ysheth -1 points0 points ago

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To make this accurate, you have to show the shit recycling through 4chan a few thousand times.

[–]Spaceships -1 points0 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/yBrj7.png this is the new cycle

[–]casusev -2 points-1 points ago

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You never go ass to mouth!

[–]Reso -3 points-2 points ago

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There should be a secondary pipe leading to reddit from Hacker News.

[–]Rokkjester -1 points0 points ago

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2006772/How+Content+is+Born/

This was posted about 16 hours ago (It's 12:29 Pacific time)

[–]hmhmah 0 points1 point ago

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http://halfmanhalfmonkeyallhero.com/?p=459 ... I post my new comics every Wednesday, I posted this one January 26th.