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[–]hunch 35 points36 points ago

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obligatory :

"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity" — Abraham Lincoln

[–]axl456 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TommyShambles 8 points9 points ago

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So... you're telling me that's not Zach Galifianakis?

[–]srs_house 6 points7 points ago

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-Michael Scott

[–]Cublol 3 points4 points ago

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Can't you just search for it first? It really is that simple.
http://www.reddit.com/search?q=best+engine+in+the+world
And yes it was posted in /funny, just without the picture.

[–]slireddit 1 point2 points ago

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Reasons to get a Ph.D 1. say ridiculous things, appear intelligent.

[–]maxgoldbergonline 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Zach Galifiniakis.

[–]kolm 1 point2 points ago

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FWIW, this is not real, and it is a tenfold repost. It is still funy, though.

Time to create a /r/redditdigest/?

[–]doublen00b 4 points5 points ago

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Any size piston? Speak for yourself....

[–]robbor 1 point2 points ago

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I bet with the name Kloepneckler he got all the babes.

[–]ENTP 1 point2 points ago

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Another problem is that it doesn't move.

[–]Russet_Beast 1 point2 points ago

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Then you're doing it wrong.

[–]jdutra 0 points1 point ago

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Or its dead.

[–]mrskrilla 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a problem?

[–]jdutra 0 points1 point ago

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... you're alright, mrskrilla.

[–]Razakel 1 point2 points ago

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Why would someone in 1912 have mentioned management systems?

[–]judokalinker 3 points4 points ago

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Because it is just an overused quote added to some old picture with a fake backstory.

[–]PemCorgiSelphie 0 points1 point ago

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Also, I highly doubt a respected professional of that time would ever use the word "fucking"

[–]judokalinker 1 point2 points ago

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"PemCorgiSelphie couldn't fucking be any more wrong." - Oscar Wilde

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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no idea how much the end made me laugh.

[–]cdb1337 0 points1 point ago

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yes yes its a repost..BUT

does anyone have a link to the text this was published in?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha it's funny because its misogynistic!

[–]iMurder -4 points-3 points ago

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Misogynist pig.

[–]BabysitterTits -2 points-1 points ago

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Lezbo!

[–]CallerNumber4 1 point2 points ago

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Both of you are horrible human beings.

[–]FizzBitch -1 points0 points ago

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I'll add some partial effects to this engine.

[–]FenrirUlf -5 points-4 points ago

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That and it breaks down into a leaky mess once a month.