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[–]autocorrector 81 points82 points ago

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The miniature bandolier really makes it.

[–]alchemeron 100 points101 points ago

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It was added later.

[–]VicePresidente 95 points96 points ago

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The internet is a web of lies

[–]Lokonopa 7 points8 points ago

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You smell like beef and cheese.

[–]jayme0227 10 points11 points ago

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All vice presidents do.

[–]VicePresidente 1 point2 points ago

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Beef and Cheese really attracts the ladies. And bears.

[–]solidwhetstone 3 points4 points ago

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He doesn't like you.

...I don't like you either!

[–]rand0mmm 0 points1 point ago

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I like how you said that.

[–]archaicruin 0 points1 point ago

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Ladies love bears.

[–]Antebios 1 point2 points ago

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#NotIntendedToBeFactual

[–]morkoq 3 points4 points ago

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I prefer VicePresidente Light

[–]VicePresidente 3 points4 points ago

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Fewer calories, but same full, cynical flavor

[–]irishtexmex 2 points3 points ago

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<deep breath, sigh..> The cake is a lie..

[–]VicePresidente 2 points3 points ago

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Today is best of any days I suppose

[–]alettuce[!] 1 point2 points ago

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There is an Al Gore joke here...

[–]autocorrector 12 points13 points ago

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This is why I can't have nice things.

[–]BobNob 6 points7 points ago

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This is why I can't have nice things.

[–]Wol377 1 point2 points ago

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Why did they add that guy in the mirror as well? It doesn't add anything?

[–]whatplanetisthis 1 point2 points ago

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What guy in the mirror?

[–]Wol377 2 points3 points ago

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Made you look!

[–]LetMeExpandThat4U 0 points1 point ago

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Because it wouldn't be cool otherwise.

[–]Gurunexx 0 points1 point ago

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, why you had to spoil the awesomeness!

[–]deanreevesii 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly what I came here looking for, thanks!

[–]SammyGreen 5 points6 points ago

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I really hope the owner eventually thought to at least make a collar that looks like one!

[–]nebujal 3 points4 points ago

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that would be a permanent addition if that was my dog

[–]travisjudegrant 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: that bandolier is not only a word, it's a word that's relevant to Star Wars.

[–]t_b 62 points63 points ago

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That dog is in direct violation of copyright held by Lucasfilm Ltd. It should cease and desist its imitation of "Chewbacca" immediately or else face a visit from the Lucasfilm lawyer squad.

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[–]DamselUnderStress 3 points4 points ago

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...No. No. THAT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. NOOOOOOOO.

[–]studiosupport -1 points0 points ago

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He says 'the hairy dwarf-like creatures'

Are we sure he's not confusing wookies and ewoks?

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 2 points3 points ago

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And George Lucas' neck. Nobody wants to have to square off against the neck.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 1 point2 points ago

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TIL George Lucas' neck is square.

[–]thegrubixcube 7 points8 points ago

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Anyone else read it in this guy's voice?

[–]redvandal 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mach0 0 points1 point ago

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Or at least the picture.

[–]redDEADresolve 13 points14 points ago

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What kind of dog is it?

[–]jbenz 62 points63 points ago

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Wookiedoodle.

[–]redDEADresolve 1 point2 points ago

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awesome man, just awesome. made my day after a grueling test.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 4 points5 points ago

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So... are you a good grueler?

[–]redDEADresolve -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah I probably got an A and finished the class with an A. School sucks man. College is not for me. I doing well, but I don't like it. Can't wait to finish.

[–]IaintgotPortal -4 points-3 points ago

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Have an upvote

[–]V3rtigo 10 points11 points ago

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No idea what type that dog is, but the original Chewie is modeled after a Briard (French sheepdog).

http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/briard-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/briard-0003.jpg

[–]Reintarnation 7 points8 points ago

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le woof.

[–]V3rtigo 5 points6 points ago

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More like le grrrrr. They're protective and bitey.

[–]kevro 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I'm talking to the dog in Monkey Island.

[–]chaircrow 1 point2 points ago

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le mau.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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i think it is a lhasa apso, i have the same breed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhasa_apso

[–]thewordisMOOT 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto. Dog looks a lot like mine.

[–]sirbruce 6 points7 points ago

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It's not a dog; it's a Wookie. Geez, don't you know anything about Star Wars?

[–]tsk138 1 point2 points ago

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I have a Shih Tzu that looks exactly like this when his hair is brushed back.

[–]JohnnyToad 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thewordisMOOT 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, BG has pointy ears, this dog has flappers.

[–]Islanduniverse 0 points1 point ago

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Are the brussels griffon ears cropped or do they normally look like that?

[–]thewordisMOOT 0 points1 point ago

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Good question, I do not know. No mention of ear cropping on wikipedia....

[–]Islanduniverse 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I should have just looked it up but I am about [8] at the moment. ಠ_ಠ

[–]thewordisMOOT 0 points1 point ago

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The clincher for me is the hair texture. BG's are kinda wiry, LA has smooth hair. Also, Lhasa's don't have the salmon jaw till they're full grown. The dog in pic looks to be 6-8 mos.

[–]TheCodeJanitor 0 points1 point ago

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Could be Havanese. My Hav puppy is black and white, but they do come in brown colors. The eyes, nose, and lips look the same, and when the wind blows her hair back it kind of looks that way. Not sure though, there's a few little dogs that look that way.

[–]Duke999R 0 points1 point ago

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[–]joshu 0 points1 point ago

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Could be. Our pup is often mistaken for a silky. Same eyes: http://www.flickr.com/photos/joshu/4239387929/

[–]g_ford 0 points1 point ago

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Not likely. Chewies snout is far too short for a silky.

[–]Duke999R 0 points1 point ago*

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You're right, I think.

[–]ugmiester 12 points13 points ago

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I will pay you 1,500 imperial credits for that dog.

[–]Atreyu1000 7 points8 points ago

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Fifty thousand, no less.

[–]BobNob 1 point2 points ago

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I would trade my adamantium armor for that bitch.

[–]xthe0wl 19 points20 points ago

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He needs to meet up with Ewok dog.

[–]TheStreisandEffect 3 points4 points ago

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One I made a while back.

[–]bib4tuna 36 points37 points ago

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repost dog

[–]CapitalD 7 points8 points ago

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Now with added bandolier, for a limited time!

Well actually, it's the Internet, so forever.

[–]bib4tuna -2 points-1 points ago

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ugh... 1100 upvotes in 3 hours

[–]frgn8r 14 points15 points ago

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I wasn't expecting it to look... EXACTLY FUCKING IDENTICAL!

[–]privatejoker 8 points9 points ago

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I bet he can't make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs

[–]sockstuff 7 points8 points ago

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I read that as **Kennel* Run* at first... I've gotten so used to seeing puns on Reddit that I subconsciously sub them into other people's comments where I expect them to appear...

[–]privatejoker 2 points3 points ago

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I was actually going to make a pun, but i just couldn't pull the trigger

[–]BobNob 1 point2 points ago

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Me too, I just couldn't get my thermal detonator out in time.

[–]Jaraxo 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm no Star Wars fan, but isn't a Parsec a measurement of distance, not time?

edit: Thanks for the response from everyone, I now understand the inside joke/actual nature of the comment.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 17 points18 points ago

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It is, but the number of parsecs in the Kessel run refers to how short a distance you can complete it in, not how fast you run it.

If anyone needs me I'll be in my Mom's basement customizing my Real Doll.

[–]Jaraxo 1 point2 points ago

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Cheers for clearing that up for me, thank you.

[–]pitasoup 5 points6 points ago

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Of course, it's common courtesy to wash out the doll before passing it along.

[–]privatejoker 8 points9 points ago

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That's a long standing inside joke

A standard ship has to do the run in 18 parsecs because to cut the route any closer, the ship would get sucked in. The Falcon, however, is fast enough to straighten the route and cut over 6 parsecs off the distance traveled.

[–]Jaraxo 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh that makes sense, thank you.

[–]privatejoker 11 points12 points ago

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In reality I think they just screwed up with the script but lucked out and their screwup was supported by science lol

[–]Mohavor 2 points3 points ago

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In reality they screwed up the script but lucked out because the audience is ill-informed or doesn't care about science. Consider also, the shots of starships rumbling through deep space. Where is all the light coming from to illuminate them? What medium is the sound from the engines travelling through? It doesn't matter because the ships look impressive so you don't really give two shits if it's consistent with science or not.

[–]cmdrNacho 0 points1 point ago

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you mean theres no such thing as midi-chlorians

[–]Renyk 2 points3 points ago

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There's a common disagreement there. Some people say there was an error, and he [Han Solo, to whom the quote is attributed] was supposed to state a time related unit; others say he's referring to the fact that the Millennium Falcon is fast enough to use routes otherwise intraversable[sp?] by other ships due to their close proximity to black holes.

In any case, the quote, at least, is correct.

[–]lordofthejungle 0 points1 point ago

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I assumed, as it was a boast about his speedy smuggling capabilities, that he meant he'd made it past imperial checkpoints, but it's all just giving lucas the benefit of the doubt and he lost that a long time ago, the prick.

[–]lizcom 9 points10 points ago

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His name better be 'Chew-barky'.

[–]Icanhasgrammor 3 points4 points ago

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Why is Chewy wearing jeans?

[–]FlannelFox 3 points4 points ago

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I think its awesome he is in your passenger seat too.

Trip to grocery store= make believe space travel

[–]xerexerex 3 points4 points ago

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Chewbarkka!

[–]HenOida 2 points3 points ago

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But is its name Indiana?

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kondron 2 points3 points ago

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That dog is brilliant. Does anyone know the breed?

[–]jigalion 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Dubbys 4 points5 points ago

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R-R-R-REPOST

[–]benfaist 1 point2 points ago

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If this Photoshopped, I don't want to know. Just let me believe this is legit just this once!

[–]kranzb2 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha yes, this is amazing, just laughed extremely loud in the middle of Microeconomics.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this is a "remix" that originated on Moot's new beta site, Canv.as

[–]sarais 1 point2 points ago

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Does this prove we're getting 1100 more redditors per month?

[–]vetoowndme 1 point2 points ago

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I suggest a new strategy, Reddit: Let the Wookie win!

[–]Bingsby 1 point2 points ago

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Let the Yorkie win!

fixed.

[–]ElDiablo666 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IClogToilets 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Chewbacca raped a poodle and that is the result.

[–]mini0ni0n 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST OF THE CENTURYYYYYY

[–]Richeh 0 points1 point ago

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It's its own best friend.

I don't know why I'm posting this. I don't even like the movie.

[–]tadrogers 0 points1 point ago

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this is awesome.

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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GGGGGDRRRRRRRRRR!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He seems to be thinking - "WHY IS THE SPACE SHIP RUNNING ON ROAD"

[–]TheBurningTruth 0 points1 point ago

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So if you're driving..... THIS MAKES YOU HAN SOLO!!!

[–]gaffychicken 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Grrfrrrr bwrrrrgggrrwww ghhhhrrwww

[–]braddavery 0 points1 point ago

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That is awesome.

[–]Quenadian 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing

[–]juhugafuga 0 points1 point ago

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OH MM GEE it looks like that walking carpet creature from Star Wars! . . .

[–]bhaity 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! We had the same idea!

[–]chewbaccaa 0 points1 point ago

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ah'wa acahao ahao!

[–]PinusPondo 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this same picture 2 months ago and got no response....

[–]fofgrel 0 points1 point ago

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You need to work on your timing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha XD, no waaaaaaaay

[–]McVader 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT A PUPPYYYYYYYYY

[–]Nightshiftbitch 0 points1 point ago

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trying to get my yorkie to cooperate.... trying....

[–]goobered 0 points1 point ago

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Well I guess I know what kind of dog i'm getting now

[–]kay41 0 points1 point ago

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holy...

[–]HILLLER 0 points1 point ago

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More like Chewbacca's son

[–]bluegrassgazer 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else expect this:

http://www.imgur.com/NHbS6.jpg

[–]IAmTheCheeseMaker 0 points1 point ago

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Chewbacca dog is win

[–]Boofster 0 points1 point ago

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I don't usually like dogs, but when I do.....

[–]Heremeow 0 points1 point ago

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This is the reason upvotes were invented. Thank you, reddit.

[–]dubqnp 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for posting this! It made me unsubscribe to geek.

[–]ultrane -1 points0 points ago

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I know in advance this will get downvoted to the bottom by the "It's new to me durrr" crowd, but seeing this at the very top of r/all page, after it's been reposted weekly for like years now, is really a shining example of why this website is turning to shit.

[–]fuckshitwank 7 points8 points ago

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All the whining makes reddit loads better though. So thanks for doing your bit.

[–]UMoDforButtons 0 points1 point ago

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I had a feeling something this awesome was a repost, thanks for that link.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I teehee'd way too hard.

[–]JTFirefly -1 points0 points ago

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Very appropriate, seeing how Chewie started out exactly like this (Lucas allegedly had the idea when looking at his dog while driving his car).

[–]travisjudegrant -1 points0 points ago

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This pictures wins the internet.

[–]Bigger_Boots -3 points-2 points ago

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING "SEEN IT" BUTTON?

[–]Ceadol 1 point2 points ago

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It's called "Who gives a shit. Move on to the next link."