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[–]Cheeseburg3r 223 points224 points ago

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Dude I make that face when I get an upvote!

[–]oryano 80 points81 points ago

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Upvote. Now make that face monkey!

[–]heebsmagee 39 points40 points ago

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Dude I make that face when I get a blowjob!

[–]i_practice_santeria 36 points37 points ago

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... Now make that face monkey!

[–]svullenballe 22 points23 points ago

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OW AKE A ASHE ONKEY

FTFY

[–]TheWhyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Great you're employed.

Make the face!

[–]Liefx 3 points4 points ago

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I make that face when you make that face!

[–]Dusk_v731 1 point2 points ago

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AGAIN!

[–]SledgeRunner 0 points1 point ago

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I make that face when I jizz in my pants!

[–]moguapo 3 points4 points ago

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Now make that face monkey!

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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My post only needed 10 upvotes to get to the front page of that subreddit. Thanks, r/northdakota for making my wildest dreams come true.

[–]Deutscher_Aggie 17 points18 points ago

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So everybody in North Dakota created an alternate account to upvote your post? That's dedication.

[–]whats_his_face 20 points21 points ago

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On the internet in North Dakota, nobody knows you're a cow.

[–]Deutscher_Aggie 4 points5 points ago

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Corn

FTFY

[–]iFuckingLoggedIn 3 points4 points ago

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On the internet in North Dakota, nobody knows you're a cow.

Moo

FTFY

[–]barca2010 -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]Shlenny 70 points71 points ago

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This gif has successfully made me laugh 100% of the time.

[–]Entity420 10 points11 points ago

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It's the subtle, but uncontrollable body tremor that does it for me.

[–]iFuckingLoggedIn 5 points6 points ago

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For me it's the lazy eye. Yup. Definitely the lazy eye.

[–]harqalada 2 points3 points ago

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That tremor is due to his soul-crushing realization that never again will he be as happy as he was at this exact moment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for pointing this out to me, I just laughed like an idiot in a classroom of 100+ people.

[–]Entity420 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]coffinrehearsal 2 points3 points ago

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The longer I let it go the funnier it gets.

[–]joshdick 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. It's the look in his eyes that does it for me.

[–]Diozakrod 18 points19 points ago

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A few months ago I used to get on the front page of r/suicidewatch on a daily basis! Fuck yea!

[–]VicePresidente 2 points3 points ago

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Congratulations?

[–]Thumperings 2 points3 points ago

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well, he's still here isn't he?

[–]MeGrimlock4 4 points5 points ago

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C is for cookie

[–]Tryxt 16 points17 points ago

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Well, fuck it, time to get this to the front page of reddit. Let's see how you feel now!

[–]shikyosword[S] 23 points24 points ago

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....It got to the front page of r/funny....bottom post.....I just shit my pants.

[–]onignus 19 points20 points ago

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officially front page of reddit, congrats OP!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah you're among a league of extraordinary gentlemen.

[–]VicePresidente 1 point2 points ago

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Don't ever compare us to that film...unless you are comparing us to the comic, which in that case: Quite

[–]Unarmed_Mephisto 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]kthxbaii 4 points5 points ago

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You must not have much going on in your life.

[–]DrVonD 11 points12 points ago

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So if you get to the front page here, what will your reaction be? I'll need you to dress up as cookie monster, and gather the amount of cookies that such a reaction would require.

[–]shikyosword[S] 41 points42 points ago

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If i become the number 1 post. I swear to you I will dress up like cookie monster and have a big ass plate of cookies ready to eat.

[–]Moridyn 9 points10 points ago

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We are so doing this. Hold on to your fucking socks.

[–]DrVonD 4 points5 points ago

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I was dedicated. I texted a fellow redditor and told him to upvote this. I must see more cookies!

[–]rdsqc22 1 point2 points ago

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This popped up on my front page, number 18. You /will/ show us this.

[–]OutdatedMemeMan 1 point2 points ago

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and I will dress up as the big ass plate of cookies

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who will provide the ass plate?

[–]steveooohhh 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]The_Insurance 0 points1 point ago

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You'd better fucking not welsh on this.

[–]pyrojuggler 3 points4 points ago

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When I got on the front page of a smaller subreddit I bounced around the room, hit my head on the door frame and gave myself a mild concussion.

[–]psyki 3 points4 points ago

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Cookie monster is sooo happy in this gif, I'm kind of awestruck by it. Fuck upvotes, I want to feel that way about anything.

[–]superguy12 5 points6 points ago

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I waited a moment and then thought "lets make this kid's wildest fucking dreams come true." hit upvote

[–]moguapo 10 points11 points ago

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lol reddit-make-a-wish upvote foundation.

[–]destroyingtocreate 3 points4 points ago

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...And look what a karma whore it turned you into!

[–]FreeBribes 1 point2 points ago*

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Speaking of Karma Whore...

11 days old

Reposting reposts of the top comment when you make the exact same "I made FP" submission that comes up every other week- tried and true karmatic success.

[–]lolwutpear 2 points3 points ago

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I got to #1 on a small subreddit with 30 upvotes, and my submission had 1000 views. A different submission got nowhere on /r/pics with 17 upvotes, but that picture has 4000+ views. It's fascinating.

[–]jamierc 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure why people care about karma...

[–]jared555 0 points1 point ago

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It is a fun novelty to some but personally I only really care on a post by post basis. It is interesting seeing what actually gets upvoted at times and occasionally how many downvotes you can manage to get due to a misunderstanding.

[–]ProfessorSomething 2 points3 points ago

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I made front page of a large subreddit yesterday.

Just braggin'.

[–]owner_of_the_store 2 points3 points ago

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with your naked man butt story?

[–]ProfessorSomething 1 point2 points ago

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Naked man butt did it for me.

[–]SeedlessRaisins 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to the front page of all of reddits

[–]ack30297 2 points3 points ago

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And now you're on the front page of Reddit congratulations.

[–]kontra5 2 points3 points ago

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You're milking it now aren't you.

[–]elharry-o 2 points3 points ago

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Only subreddit i've ever made frontpage is /r/suicidewatch. And it was not a good post.

[–]dragosyn 2 points3 points ago

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Loves me some Cake boss

[–]throwaway0013 7 points8 points ago

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Best. Gif. Ever.

[–]greenRiverThriller 1 point2 points ago

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Not really a throwaway account these days, eh?

[–]throwaway0013 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, it was intended to be but I ended up just keeping it.

[–]omnilynx 5 points6 points ago

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I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard.

[–]talan123 1 point2 points ago

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Nice Job!

You do realize he had diabetes after eating those cookies?

[–]BrainSturgeon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Eddy_RX10 1 point2 points ago

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Possibly my favourite gif of all time

[–]ctrlplusplus 1 point2 points ago

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Here's more cookies for you!

[–]skizmo 1 point2 points ago

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DELETE COOKIES ??!??!?

[–]felixfelix 1 point2 points ago

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Kshshshshshshshsh! - Ernie

[–]KevinJD 1 point2 points ago

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That gif is from Cake Boss. For some reason I was hooked on that show (on Netflix)

[–]ArthurPhilipDent 1 point2 points ago

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I am curious now how it must feel to be on the REAL front page...

[–]shikyosword[S] 1 point2 points ago

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well here's how it felt. I just woke up. looked. found out i was on the front page....do you think that you're out ofp izza but then you look....and there's one million dollars waiting for you in the fridge....yeah. that's the experience.

[–]otgesus 1 point2 points ago

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I can only hope that one day I will know that feeling

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My University's front page links to the their subreddit. I was on the front page of their site for weeks because no one was posting. It was kinda embarrassing, especially since one of my earlier posts was of me regretting my decision to go to that particular school.

[–]n3xg3n 1 point2 points ago

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Frontpaging is a sometimes experience.

[–]krebsicle 1 point2 points ago

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This made my day. I can now get off reddit and do some real work.

[–]Hackiedit 1 point2 points ago

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I have yet to feel that =(

[–]idunno7891 1 point2 points ago

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I got kicked out of my school library cause of this gif....

[–]chiisu 1 point2 points ago

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COOKAH!

[–]spundnix32 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone have a link to that video? I want to share with the kids.

[–]heybulldog 1 point2 points ago

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[–]spundnix32 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks so much!

[–]JudgeIgnorantFoot 1 point2 points ago

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Wondering what is going to happen if this makes the front page. Is this going to happen?

freakout

[–]Andyu86 1 point2 points ago

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This is the greatest ever.

[–]SyncOne 1 point2 points ago

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Same thing happened to me today, and I felt the exact same way.

[–]fizdup 1 point2 points ago

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Yey for you! Upvote.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[Slow clap].

[–]highTrolla 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch I front paged circlejerk once, I'm a big man. Wanna fight about it?

[–]olsonmabob 1 point2 points ago

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Yesterday I got to the front page of r/minecraft..... it's really hard to explain to people that don't go on reddit how happy I was.

[–]802dan 1 point2 points ago

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I love this gif as much as Cookie Monster loves cookies!

[–]Thumperings 1 point2 points ago

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Watch Ernie's reaction as Cookie gets touched on the shoulder.

[–]Jumpst 1 point2 points ago

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Dude me too, felt so good. I mistook it at first for all of reddit, but then realized that's only reserved for TRUE genius

[–]krattr 1 point2 points ago

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IFP now sells frontpage positions for a nomnomal fee.

[–]shikyosword[S] 1 point2 points ago

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MY NEW FAVORITE SUBREDDIT

[–]jeremychase21 1 point2 points ago

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I make that face when I get an upvote through my girlfriends talent!

[–]supamang 1 point2 points ago

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[–]laidymondegreen 1 point2 points ago

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I hit the front page of reddit the other day, completely to my surprise. This face times a hundred.

[–]fungaz 1 point2 points ago

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Congrats buddy :)

[–]siamlloyd 1 point2 points ago

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Even though this gets reposted every 5 seconds, I laugh every time.

[–]sqdrn 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome!

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deliciouskittens 0 points1 point ago

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I felt that way when I got to the front page of r/pokemon. It was a great day.

[–]vbar44 0 points1 point ago

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Like a crack addict who just got his fix?

[–]iamzachmo 0 points1 point ago

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totally feel you. grats on more karma too

[–]jim_the_anvil -2 points-1 points ago

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One of the best things I've ever seen on Reddit.