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[–]leanthony 2 points3 points ago

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Dinosaur, why you so silly? You're a dinosaur, you don't wear makeup.

[–]tonypotenza 1 point2 points ago

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clever, funny, original ?

[–]omnilynx 5 points6 points ago

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Choose two.

[–]abusivemoo 1 point2 points ago

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SOO GOOD.

[–]lisabadcat 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Silverkinz 1 point2 points ago

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SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOT HEEEER!

[–]YouCantFaxGlitter 1 point2 points ago

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Philosoraptor

Edit: more Aled Lewis here.

[–]warchamp7 1 point2 points ago

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Old, boring, annoying repost.

[–]MiddleSidePunk 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA, you got me. You fucking got me :)

[–]latorta 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[–]JonnehxD 0 points1 point ago

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Remake this, but do it with Pyramid head with makeup smeared all over his helmet thing...

Cleaver girl

[–]thekronz 0 points1 point ago

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Standing ovation

[–]OScanlan 0 points1 point ago

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This was funny as shit!!

[–]MidnightFox 0 points1 point ago

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so full of win!

[–]saint13 0 points1 point ago

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It's a trap!

[–]MorganJTerrill 0 points1 point ago

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Hello Benjamin Collins.

[–]theghostofme[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, but that must be who posted it to the group I found this on. 1265130235

[–]jakcoy7 0 points1 point ago

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Run its actually a Raptor

[–]clearwind 0 points1 point ago

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[–]enkidu_to_you_too 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]wsukow 0 points1 point ago

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I logged in specifically to upvote this