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[–]dusktildawn 52 points53 points ago

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[–]Sawta 14 points15 points ago

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If I ever saw these dogs in the same car, I would be fucking terrified.

...with joy, on account of how adorable they look!

[–]Theres_A_FAP_4_That 2 points3 points ago

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Dogtown Mafia?

[–]cactiaregreat 154 points155 points ago

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HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE

[–]Tokeli 24 points25 points ago

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He's the fucking SIZE of people.

[–]BarfingBear 8 points9 points ago

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Soylent green?

[–]Mybrainmelts 1 point2 points ago

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HOW CAN HE BE? HE HAS NO SOUL

[–]onideus01 3 points4 points ago

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I'm guessing Archer.

[–]ninjapocalypse 13 points14 points ago

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Many, many shows before that. I first heard it on the Simpsons over a decade ago.

[–]Sawta 5 points6 points ago

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Specifically the one where Santas Little Helper gets some bitch (DURHUR) knocked up and they have a bunch of puppies.

[–]acreklaw 0 points1 point ago

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Also Dog Bites Man

[–]ninjapocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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OH SHI-

WHEN?

Seriously though, like, the TV show? Because I know there's an episode where they go to Pulaski (an hour or so north of Knoxville), and I think it had something to do with the News-Sentinel.

[–]cactiaregreat 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that's what I was going for.

[–]ninjapocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome, I figured as much. It was the comment that came to mind for myself as well.

[–]arslan70 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BAUSE

[–]snagra 62 points63 points ago

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[–]sonar1 16 points17 points ago

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[–]dart22 4 points5 points ago

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From the producers of Dog Fort:

[–]beemer87[!] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]explodingzebras 10 points11 points ago

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hey it's Snoop Dog!

[–]PfionaBW 0 points1 point ago

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Alright A'ight let's go!

[–]ewest -1 points0 points ago

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They see me rollin...

[–]bkh 33 points34 points ago

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This was in a Vancouver paper.

His name is George.

[–]randomsnark 13 points14 points ago

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I understand. In cars, members of Project Dog Hood have names!

His name is George! His name is George!

[–]Sawta -1 points0 points ago

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His name is McGruff! His name is McGruff!

[–]nug12 87 points88 points ago*

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yo nigga sup

[–]Hijack32 60 points61 points ago

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Yo dog

[–]evenacre 12 points13 points ago

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Sup

[–]Terex 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Guilemouse 0 points1 point ago

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L4D Spin off of the orignal, you got money for pain killers?

[–]nug12 0 points1 point ago

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Not much buddha

[–]ImProbablyTrolling 12 points13 points ago

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[–]iHateusernames1 3 points4 points ago

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Pug life.

[–]Foxsbiscuits -3 points-2 points ago

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mmm nigga soup.

[–]bboytriple7 -2 points-1 points ago

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You got that W.M.D.?

[–]drraaaaa 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ep1032 0 points1 point ago

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That dog is high.

[–]rreegg 5 points6 points ago

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Does someone have a whole collection of these "'sup" dogs in cars? I frankly love this idea. Is there a /r that I can subscribe to? These shits always make my day.

[–]waterdude125 1 point2 points ago

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Watch out,you're jus wait for NotARealSubreddit to come by or whatever the hell his name is

[–]barkbarkbark 1 point2 points ago

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Start /r/chilldogs; become a legend.

[–]itspikachu 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Diesel_Dog 14 points15 points ago

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Bitch, gitchoo ass in this car.

[–]MC_Fetch 2 points3 points ago

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We fuckin' going for drivesies or what?

[–]Finntastic 0 points1 point ago

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Drivesies!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Big gulps, huh?

[–]dafragsta 2 points3 points ago

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Alright!

[–]ghstinthmchne 2 points3 points ago

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well...see ya later.

[–]Delbaeth 16 points17 points ago

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You 'member to ask for extra sweet n' sour sauce with my nuggutz?

[–]SirCadburyWadsworth 2 points3 points ago

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There's something about that word, nuggutz. Have an updawg.

[–]SgtCool 6 points7 points ago

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Hooch is back to solving crime. Watch out bad guys.

[–]Sutibu 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck I feel old.

[–]sci901 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for Dogue De Bordeaux

[–]mtnkodiak 0 points1 point ago

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Right on, it looks just like ours. :)

[–]comment_filibuster 19 points20 points ago

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This thread is dangerous comment territory. Looks like I'm goin' in! holds breath

[–]MasCapital 16 points17 points ago

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This thread is ruff.

[–]illogicalexplanation 16 points17 points ago

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This is going to get pugly.

[–]MasCapital 11 points12 points ago

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Paws and think before you comment in this thread.

[–]bceagles 2 points3 points ago

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Lot of ruffians round these parts.

[–]GBob314 6 points7 points ago

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Throw him a bone, he's trying his best.

[–]EmperorNortonI 4 points5 points ago

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absolutely, his dogged pursuit of perfection is what's keeping this thread going.

[–]RevWaldo 3 points4 points ago

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Diggin' the scene with a gansta lean.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Toenail.

[–]M3nt0R -1 points0 points ago

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You're lucky 'm drunk and giving away karma for peopl who make me chuckel.

[–]Haziba 0 points1 point ago

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Purrsuit!?

Get him!

[–]duckonastick -1 points0 points ago

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Dog

[–]panjialang -1 points0 points ago

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Do-...damnit!

[–]illogicalexplanation -2 points-1 points ago

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Your Imperial Majesty...bows

[–]M3nt0R -1 points0 points ago

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I just came back from a bar called O Imperial! LOL

[–]ktbrava -3 points-2 points ago

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He's gonna go fetch himself a bitch.

[–]MosaicM80 -1 points0 points ago

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Hopefully the bitch will like it.... ruff

[–]Hejibits 0 points1 point ago

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You'd be barking up the wrong tree if you were to approach that dog.

[–]nhinman 0 points1 point ago

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Pug Life.

[–]dafragsta -2 points-1 points ago

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Any thread in the past few weeks is dangerous comment territory. It's like someone unloaded a fuckton of trolls onto reddit. It's like 4chan and some Counter-Strike messageboard got tossed out and have made this place their new home.

[–]bdesu 4 points5 points ago

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Saw something like this once. A few co-workers and I were coming around the corner of our workplace, coming back in from a smoke break. There was a car parked directly in front of the entrance with a dog hanging out just like this. Without skipping a beat I said, "Tom, your mom is here to pick you up." We giggled. It was probably my best joke.

[–]barkbarkbark -1 points0 points ago

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cool starry bra

[–]ownmonster3000 2 points3 points ago

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he's mad doggin'

[–]skybike 5 points6 points ago

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We can't stop here. This is cat country.

[–]TheWhyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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They've all been herded.

[–]gmungus 1 point2 points ago

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Yo dawg, you ready to chase some pussy?

[–]partofaplan2 1 point2 points ago

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Hooch!

[–]tacosdude 4 points5 points ago

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[–]gfxlonghorn 2 points3 points ago

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My friend has a french mastiff puppy, we must recreate this in time.

[–]fattailevent 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine hearing 50 cent's voice saying the first lines to Many Men: "Ay yo man, damn what's taking homie so long son?"

[–]Vinura 3 points4 points ago

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Birth of a meme.

[–]rpmrising 1 point2 points ago

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Smells like up dog

[–]turtlemadness 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh.

What's updog?

[–]rpmrising 0 points1 point ago

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Not much, what's up with you?

[–]turtlemadness 0 points1 point ago

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Used this line on a co-worker today. He punched me. Worth it.

[–]tyrannosaurusfuck 2 points3 points ago

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Come on Turner. Get in the fucking car.

[–]blehst 0 points1 point ago

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What up Dawg

[–]vross226 0 points1 point ago

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LEGGO!

[–]knerp 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, that dog has totally got a sdhbvjkkjakj

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg meme comment in 3...2....1....

[–]steverngallo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm I the only one who sees "Haters gonna hate!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Which seat can I take?

[–]dwduck 0 points1 point ago

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Ruff Riders, Let's Ride!

[–]not_a_toomah 0 points1 point ago

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you're the man now dog

[–]Endothes -2 points-1 points ago

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My dog did the same thing! But instead of a dog it was a drunk hooker

[–]justinjchris 0 points1 point ago

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Literally choked on my skoal when this picture popped up!

[–]ennuied 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ Skoal

[–]bsmiles27 0 points1 point ago

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Good story.

[–]semperfrater 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he thinks he's people.

[–]sdhillon 0 points1 point ago

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Winston Churchill, is that you?

[–]book_of_gob 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Roast Beef, hurry the hell up buying that fifth of Jack already. Let's get over to that strip club pronto... I'm losing buzz by the minute out here and that is just not right.

relevant

[–]mshlee 0 points1 point ago

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my dream dog

[–]Fuck_Your_Squirtle 0 points1 point ago

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This guy definitely rapes cats

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ceelo Green? He looks good!

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx 0 points1 point ago

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Sup dawg?

[–]FartAwayYourWorries 0 points1 point ago

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If you're from a country that drives on the left hand side of the road, this picture is even more awesome!

[–]Normalas 0 points1 point ago

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I'd give you a thousand upvotes simply because that dog looks very very similar to my late dog.

[–]eriii 0 points1 point ago

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Fo' rizzle

[–]johnlancia 0 points1 point ago

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Dogue De Bordeaux alert. Do not put your hands anywhere near that car if it doesn't know you.

[–]sci901 0 points1 point ago

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The key with these dogs is, you have to introduce them to new people. The dog looks at your body language and figures out if the new person is a friend or not.

Of course, some dogs are meaner than others. I've got two of these dogs and they love anyone who is willing to pet them, but I've seen some that are downright ornery (females tend to be meaner than the males in my experience).

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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And here I thought Biggie Smalls was all dead and shit.

[–]bevanlord -1 points0 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like dawgs, so.... ah fuck it.

[–]davidcelis -4 points-3 points ago

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Judging from the other comments on this link, I fully expect downvotes.

[–]defective -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey, man, your girlfriend looks kinda busted. Sorry bro.

[–]AbsolutTBomb -2 points-1 points ago*

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I'm driving.

(My dog Karma in the same type of car. Taken 2 years ago.)

[–]Hrx89 -1 points0 points ago

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Naw, just chillin dawg.

[–]DA_WHALE -1 points0 points ago

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That dog is riding Doggy-Style

[–]thefakkinshit -1 points0 points ago

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He really, REALLY reminds me of Biggie.

[–]Rsulliv1 -1 points0 points ago

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Mastiff ftw

[–]ToffeeC -1 points0 points ago

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lol it's funny because it's a dog.

[–]emanx01 -1 points0 points ago

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Scumbag dog?

[–]Flip81 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd be worried if he was in the drivers seat, I mean it kinda looks like he has been drinking.

[–]Benana -1 points0 points ago

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The longer you stare it the photo the funnier it gets.

[–]Iamsqueegee -1 points0 points ago

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Yo, dog! We heard you liked dogs so we put a... well you see what we did there.

[–]digitalxn3 -1 points0 points ago

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Wheres that cat that can give a thumbs up?

[–]iomihai -1 points0 points ago

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I don't usually drive

but when I do, I do it from the passenger seat

[–]ohreilly 0 points1 point ago

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I drive from what you think is the passenger seat all the time. Gets pretty easy after a while.

[–]iomihai 0 points1 point ago

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It's good not to have that big wheel in front of you impeding your vision or those uncomfortable pedals that often prove to be safety hazards.

[–]Mohavor -1 points0 points ago

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I'll take "What" for $800, Alex.

[–]kmontreal -1 points0 points ago

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fuck I love a good "he think's he's people" joke.

[–]theblackprofessor -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'ed

[–]mjbatt -1 points0 points ago

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eyyy hurry up home dog-

[–]Jaraxo -1 points0 points ago

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I know I know "headed" is grammatically correct for present tense "heading" in American English, but it still makes me angry to see it :(

[–]ArtSmass -1 points0 points ago

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"Lets roll up behind these bitches dog."

[–]PenguinKenny -1 points0 points ago

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Holy crap it's Jake from Adventure Time!

[–]Kiltboy989 -1 points0 points ago

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Wow. Suddenly I want to drink a six-pack of Red Dog.

[–]gibbawho -1 points0 points ago

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This is not your room.

[–]TheWhyGuy -1 points0 points ago

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Just imagine. We have missed out on so many MANY moments of hillarity prior to cellphones having cameras.

I wonder what we would have seen.

[–]wilofson -1 points0 points ago

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I don't want no scrubs

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

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Hanging out the passenger's side of his best friend's ride, tryin' to holla at me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Roll Out

[–]roflcoptor69 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't want no scrub.

[–]vedavb -1 points0 points ago

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Problem, officer?

[–]ghstinthmchne -1 points0 points ago

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Aw, hell no, whats up dawg!?

[–]Avaruusturisti -1 points0 points ago

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Which seat should I take?

[–]oh_bother -1 points0 points ago

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Dog's got a card game to get to.

[–]poompachompa -1 points0 points ago

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Does this remind anyone of the men in black dog?

[–]Khoops66 -1 points0 points ago

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Why did 5000 people not appreciate this?

[–]alexlevy -1 points0 points ago

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I have a dogue de Bordeaux so free upvote here.

[–]RevWaldo -4 points-3 points ago

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And now from the makers of Mr. Microphone - Doggie Microphone!

Hey bitches! We'll be back to pick you up later!!

[–]sscutchen -4 points-3 points ago

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Yo Bitch!

[–]Mikey129 -2 points-1 points ago

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Modern cars, With a early 90's background?

[–]labizau -2 points-1 points ago

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r/dogsthatlookhuman would welcome you with open paws.

[–]EdiblePwncakes -2 points-1 points ago

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how has this not been created yet?!

[–]jamesmanning -2 points-1 points ago

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Seriously disappointed not to see any comments along the lines of 'he looks like a real son of a bitch' or the like. Not even a 'that's one way to get into the carpool lane' either. There's gotta be some comedy gold here, I tell ya!

[–]Atario -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]gibbawho -2 points-1 points ago

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This is not your room.

[–]timestep -2 points-1 points ago

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So this is what american looks like.

[–]robin8191 -4 points-3 points ago

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Use the [url=http://www.nikonsb-600.com]nikon sb-600[/url] flash as more clearly

[–]nicetrymate -2 points-1 points ago

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He is the boss