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Fuck everything about this. (tarrdaniel.com)

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[–]ShdB 8 points9 points ago

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This is a Goblin Shark.

[–]MikeTheStone 2 points3 points ago

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Goblin shark used Nightmare! It's super effective.

[–]whyounowin 7 points8 points ago

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Lol immediately thought of this

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

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Same, though I prefer it starting from here.

[–]andrewsmith1986 7 points8 points ago

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Goblin shark.

One of the many reasons I say fuck off to deep ocean.

[–]JSK23 2 points3 points ago*

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LL Cool J will save you.

[–]opghost 2 points3 points ago

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Samuel L. Jackson will not.

[–]Milosmilk 3 points4 points ago

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You haven't even seen the most disturbing part about it yet. Projectile bite!

[–]faelhin 0 points1 point ago

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take the teeth out of that one, she will make a fine wife one day....

[–]DougisonFire 0 points1 point ago

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WTF? ಠ_ಠ

[–]dingofarmer2004 2 points3 points ago

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That shark musta told a shitload of lies.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Come back, I am a vegetarian!"

[–]techsticle 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, it's got cute teddy bear eyes.

[–]JRockPSU 1 point2 points ago

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That's really not so bad - I see its laser hasn't fully developed yet.

[–]archetypalgrey 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I wouldn't fuck any thing about that. It looks nightmarishly dangerous on its everywhere.

[–]theguy951357 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes. The elusive Cokehead Shark.

[–]dokeyfunk 0 points1 point ago

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Those teeth. God. Damn. Them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's Jewish

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you saw his wiener?

[–]Bloodtrocuter 0 points1 point ago

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I see Sarah Jessica Parker has taken some scuba lessons.

[–]nullcone 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was supposed to look like a horse?

[–]Funnyguy17 0 points1 point ago

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Much rather fight that than that new species of animal its a crazy creature few people have ever seen it in the wild the people who have seen it says its like looking the devil in the eyes...Here is a rough sketch of what it looks like since its never been photographed this is all we have.. Possible NSFL Before clicking this send any children out of the room

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like the shark swallowed a narwhal!

[–]coldcoast 0 points1 point ago

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haha "anal fin"

also, terrifying.

[–]jonny_goblin 0 points1 point ago

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part of where i got my sn from.

[–]napac1458 0 points1 point ago

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i'm guessing it's been a few years since his last dentist appointment :/

[–]BonerJams71[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Ya fuck deep ocean creatures they are the fucking mutants

[–]HectorMagnificente 0 points1 point ago

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Damn nature, you scary!

[–]darushibu -1 points0 points ago

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The Goblin Shark is the greatest idiot of the sea.

[–]justdownvote 0 points1 point ago

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Was that made by Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth? Sounds just like a song he'd make.

[–]flooded -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck sharks...that's all.

[–]coloradosteve -1 points0 points ago

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More pics and a video... http://fishindex.blogspot.com/2008/08/goblin-shark-mitsukurina-owstoni.html