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[–]monkeyjay 102 points103 points ago

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Alas poor Coccyx, I knew him well.

[–]alexgeek 16 points17 points ago

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High fives for correct spelling of Coccyx

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[–]ZumaBird 17 points18 points ago

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appease

"applaud"?

[–]Conlaeb 8 points9 points ago

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All you have to do is Google it.

[–]valkyrio 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently it's not enough.

[–]monkeyjay 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I didn't google it, and my friefox and chrome both have spellcheck turned off because I love spelling and I'm a handsome genius astronaut cowboy (millionaire).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]monkeyjay 2 points3 points ago

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I'm well aware. But one way of writing it is funny, one way is not.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Throw Heratio a bone. He gets so few.

[–]monkeyjay 1 point2 points ago

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That's true :( I will tell him that Santa's coccyx was full of jest and fancy.

[–]negativekarmaguy 36 points37 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcjRr6lnyC4 - Poor Rib, i knew him well

[–]Turtlelover73 11 points12 points ago

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"I'm good! I'm not so good. I'm good." Actually hurt myself laughing.

Also, repeatedley press 2, then 3.

[–]allapologies0222 2 points3 points ago

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I love how the guy still tries to make the pong shot after the table shatters.

[–]KlaatuBaradaNikto 0 points1 point ago

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I like how they don't wash off the ball after it lands in the dirt.

[–]Scuzzzy 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen beer pong balls bounce around on dirty garage floors, roll under coaches, etc, and they just pick it up and shoot.

[–]kristianur 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's a couple of inches away from ripping his balls off on one of the table's legs.

[–]jalien 0 points1 point ago

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I was just about to comment the same thing - I accidentally smashed a similar table last year and I still have the scar on my leg where a razor sharp shard sliced through it! If you look at the video from the other angle you can see how close he came to being a castrato - fucking 'tard.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Video kinda sucks. The drop is all we need here. Their terrible reactions and his line aren't really funny at all. For once the gif is better than the vid.

[–]pm079 31 points32 points ago

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I fell like five feet onto a bed in that position and crushed a vertebrae. He's fucked.

[–]Hrodrik 82 points83 points ago

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Ho Ho HOOOOOOOOOH THE PAIN!

[–]el_duderino_ 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[–]zap-actionsdower 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure how long I giggled at that says something good about me as a person.

[–]Jello5678 17 points18 points ago*

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Don't put the punchline in the title!

Edit: spelling

[–]GeoManCam 6 points7 points ago

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tittles!

[–]Jello5678 2 points3 points ago

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Oh gosh, what have I done?

[–]GeoManCam 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno, but it made me chuckle. Thanks for that :)

[–]roborage 6 points7 points ago

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Lifelong back pain so he could jump onto a table in a Santa Suit. He really thought it through.

Here's the Oldschool version

[–]reddfedd 1 point2 points ago

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ok dude, what's wrong

I don't think the guy filming was actually watching.

[–]aterlumen 1 point2 points ago

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You guys ok?

As they're writhing on the ground in pain.

[–]JawsIsReal 10 points11 points ago

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that's it internet, i think i'm done for the night

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I just have Macho Man Randy Savage's "OOOOOOH YEAH" running through my head.

[–]david622 3 points4 points ago

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All I could think is that the pong table is way too small.

[–]allsecretsknown 2 points3 points ago

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If more people understood physics the world would be a lot less hilarious.

[–]ronito 2 points3 points ago

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If ever there was a need for a guile theme.

[–]Shakesoola 1 point2 points ago

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The kids are alright. Seriously I wasn't expecting that, looks like it hurt.

[–]SandyShoes08 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this old favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YzeJhOmq0

[–]nitetrip 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if these two geniuses thought that there would be any other outcome from pile driving from the roof of a house.

[–]theneonbible 1 point2 points ago

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Suddenly, santa.

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[–]rabbitspade 3 points4 points ago

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You missed the part where a unicorn jumped out and gave everyone cotton candy. It's just not plausible if you leave that out.

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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and a captain breaks thru the wall screaming OhYEA

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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and a Kool-Aid man breaks thru the wall screaming OhYEA

FTFY

[–]CervixMalarky 0 points1 point ago

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to Bill Braskey!!!

[–]ramp_tram -1 points0 points ago

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dirt rocks

What.

[–]rabidbot 0 points1 point ago

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compacted dirt that explodes upon hitting someone, super fun, unless you think you have a ball of dirt and its actually just a rock.

Sorry you can't see out of your left eye any more jimmy.

[–]ramp_tram 2 points3 points ago

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TIL stupid people call clumps of dirt "dirt rocks."

[–]rabidbot 0 points1 point ago

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its a very common term in the south

[–]ramp_tram -1 points0 points ago

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How is that any different from what I said?

Also, nice punctuation.

[–]rabidbot 0 points1 point ago

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did my lack of punctuation some how render my statement unreadable? Also blanket statements like everyone in the south is stupid aren't very helpful, or insightful, it actually makes you look stupid.

[–]ramp_tram -1 points0 points ago

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did my lack of punctuation some how render my statement unreadable?

Yes.

Also blanket statements like everyone in the south is stupid are factual.

FTFY

[–]rabidbot 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry my bad, hadn't realized you where a bigot, and an asshat

[–]ramp_tram -1 points0 points ago

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You being stupid makes me a bigot?

You're so dumb you must be from the south.

[–]mtree 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a very eccentric rodeo attempt

[–]quakerorts 0 points1 point ago

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That's my kinda party!

[–]a_slow_burn 0 points1 point ago

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How much did the table and chair reduce his velocity before he impacted the ground? Minimally?

[–]Turtlelover73 10 points11 points ago

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Not. Enough.

[–]crusoe 0 points1 point ago

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Merry Christmas, welcome to back pain!

[–]trshtehdsh 0 points1 point ago

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bad idea, Santa.

[–]th1rt33n 0 points1 point ago

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smallest beer pong table ever! i feel like i might be good at that one.

[–]docword21 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, what a sweet beer pong table, that's like what, one, two feet?

[–]Lt_McDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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lol, if I was one of those guys playing pong, prolly a little drunk and i saw my friend jump off the roof with a chair and eat shit on the table I'm pretty sure I might just die laughing

[–]greenlifepages 0 points1 point ago

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That guys tailbone is most likely broken lol

[–]galo404 0 points1 point ago

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the way the furniture shattered, hes lucky he wasnt impaled by a chair leg.

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Damb that makes by back hurt just looking at it.

[–]2bullets4Toby 0 points1 point ago

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That's a pretty small table to be playing beer pong on. Dude was about to dunk the ping pong ball before the unfortunate impact.

[–]becool99 0 points1 point ago

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Jackass Santa vol. 2

[–]ecmmyers 0 points1 point ago

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Cookies and milk are just not enough.

[–]Jafit -1 points0 points ago

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America, why you do things like this when you no have free healthcare?

[–]soopeh 0 points1 point ago

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That's in Canada mate.