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This is the future for Melbourne, Australia (i.imgur.com)

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[–]popty_ping 46 points47 points ago

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I vote for Magnus Magnetson

[–]liberalwhackjob 2 points3 points ago

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so that's how magnus ver magnetson lifted all those weights... he was using magnets... it makes so much sense.

[–]Not_Meta_Enough 0 points1 point ago

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Vote Magnus verMagnetson Magnetovich Because The Children ARE our future

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Children. Children. Future. Future.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 1 point2 points ago

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You had to bold that up because we as grown ups have a habit of ignoring children.

[–]Not_Meta_Enough 1 point2 points ago

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Also, TIL it's possible to message yourself and have it show up in your inbox if you're meta enough.

[–]beelzebroth 0 points1 point ago

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Magnus for Prime Minister!

[–]Multiman 36 points37 points ago

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30 years later...http://i.imgur.com/kiovs.jpg

[–]U731lvr 1 point2 points ago

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Damn. All that exposure to magnetism aged him 70 years in 30.

[–]Multiman 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly my reasoning, if anyone were to ask. Stress and ruling and magnets can change a man.

[–]haddock420 16 points17 points ago

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He actually said "More Magnus"

[–]Alan_Turing 13 points14 points ago

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Magnus knows what he's talking about

[–]LineofBestFit 7 points8 points ago

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Fucking Magnus, how do they work?

[–]ChrisBostero 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously, a maglev would kick arse in Melbourne.

[–]jackcatalyst 6 points7 points ago

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Where's the kid proposing death to all crazy giant spiders. I'd vote for that kid.

[–]johhnybegood 4 points5 points ago

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I was living in Darwin, and the same thing in the paper, asking 4 yr olds what they want to be when they grow up. The usual doctor, vet etc etc. Last kid (parents would be so proud) said he wants to be a cat.

[–]nullibicity 1 point2 points ago

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Don't step on his dream!

[–]bimbles_ap 11 points12 points ago

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Lily - unreal expectations

Magnus - just straight up loves magic

Abdujabar - I think that kid has a death wish

[–]feckineejit 3 points4 points ago

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Fuckin Magnus How does he work?

[–]nerdysportyartygirl 3 points4 points ago

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I see a future magneto

[–]Karamazov_A 0 points1 point ago

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I see a future Juggalo

FTFY

[–]Absolutemenetch 3 points4 points ago

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REPOST

[–]takeme 2 points3 points ago

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More magnets is more or less the answer to everything

[–]Swedishdest 2 points3 points ago

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Melbourne is going to rule in 20 years.

[–]simeon94 1 point2 points ago

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This was on the front page yesterday. At least wait a week!

[–]Angolite 1 point2 points ago

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All hail Erik, future viking king of Melbourne

[–]Swedishdest 1 point2 points ago

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Just because my name is also Erik. Spelled the correct way.

[–]The_Wurm 1 point2 points ago

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What's your favorite hobby?

[–]ViewtifulX 1 point2 points ago

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If Abdujabar gets his way, then I'm not so sure he's the future for Melbourne...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How do we know there wasn't an issue with interpretation and he was actually saying "MORE MAGNUS"?

[–]alinc16 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't chuckle just yet, folks, the kid in the middle has a valid point. With the ever increasing demand for scientific research and expanding use of technology in the medical industry, Australia may in fact be be requiring more magnets for Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) scans. The force is strong in this one.

[–]newb0rn11 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone else noticed what a selfish little bitch Lily is?

Oh, I'LL be a princess and play with arts and crafts, THEN Melbourne will be better... Here's hoping Magnus and Abdujabar push her into the Shark pool then use the magnets to mess up her arts and crafts.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Dude, she's 4. You seem to have a lot of repressed hostility towards women.

[–]Quills 10 points11 points ago

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Makes no difference, those boys are 4 too, and yet they have much better selfless and awesome ideas. Girls should be raised better than hoping to become a fucking princess. They should be raised to wish to become computer scientists, or engineers and so forth, something that matters. FUCK PRINCESSES!!!

[–]MisinformationPolice 6 points7 points ago

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FUCK PRINCESSES!!!

I'm trying, I'm trying...

[–]Wonderment 2 points3 points ago

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This might be too small a sample size to make such broad statements.

[–]Quills 0 points1 point ago

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I am not saying girls in general failed, just that Lily specifically failed and so did her parents. Once I have a daughter, and hopefully I will, she will be the most kickass girl in the world, who will like all the awesome sciency things.

[–]newb0rn11 3 points4 points ago

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Okay fine, I was followed home and mugged by a 4 year old last week, okay? Those eyes... Those soul-piercing eyes... I haven't left the house since.

[–]isny 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't seem that repressed to me.

[–]liberalwhackjob -3 points-2 points ago

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i think the word you are looking for is lolis

[–]Athrunx 3 points4 points ago*

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Let them be Kids. Nothing wrong with them at the Age of 4.

edit:not my native Language... Leave me alone. o.O

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just letting you know how it's supposed to be written. Calm down.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 4 points5 points ago

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Let them be Kid is.

[–]TleilaxuMaster 0 points1 point ago

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It would certainly make Melbourne a more attractive place.

[–]N8-bit 0 points1 point ago

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That kid better call himself Ultra Magnus later in life

[–]Magneticus 0 points1 point ago

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Bow before thy magnetic royalty.

[–]slowmotionninja 0 points1 point ago

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Magnus knows what's up.

[–]EverGlow89 0 points1 point ago

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Will Ferrell's son's name is Magnus.

[–]Patapwn 0 points1 point ago

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Future villain in the making.

[–]Tidus4eva 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from SA, and I agree with these kids. Their suggestions would make Melbourne a much better place

[–]MayorMagnet 0 points1 point ago

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I won, it was a polarized race.

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

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The dolphins protect you from the sharks, and the sharks protect you from the barbie princesses. The magnets are there to add some mystery.

[–]bookey23 0 points1 point ago

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Is the kid on the right named after a misspelling of Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

[–]Stick 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nHK3ZCBJ-E

[–]Laislebai 0 points1 point ago

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That kid is doing us Magnuses proud!

[–]Airazz[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Abdujabar is an asshole.

[–]Ifyoureadthis 0 points1 point ago

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HOW DOES THAT WORK

[–]chickinkickir 0 points1 point ago

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magnets..how do they work?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're in good hands.

[–]QuickLouis 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most shameless reposting I have ever seen. Well done you.

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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I'd vote for either of the two boys.

[–]DickRamshaft 1 point2 points ago

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As the priest said to the Cardinal.

[–]Azurphax -1 points0 points ago

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Magnets ARE the future

[–]Invocandum -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking Juggalo.