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They called him "weenie nipples" in high school. He's the only person in the world possessing nipples fit for eating. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Your_average_Joe 24 points25 points ago

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Jesus Christ man! Throw a NSFW/NSFL tag on that. Now I gotta go find some eye bleach....

[–]Marchemalheur 66 points67 points ago

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www.eyebleach.com

[–]overcherie 22 points23 points ago

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GODDAMN IT!

[–]DoktahJ 2 points3 points ago

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Wow.. i raged so hard i laughed. Upvote

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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you are now my FAVORITE person. par excellence!

[–]thunderinn 2 points3 points ago

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This comment made me click.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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May god have mercy on us all. And surgery on that guy.

[–]GrodyChan[S] 3 points4 points ago

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You clicked on a link about a guy who was called "weenie nipples". YOU DESERVE IT!

[–]GrodyChan[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I am as nubby as these nipples. How do I do that?

[–]GrodyChan[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't suggesting I was nubby and can't type because I have no hands, I meant I'm a nub and I haven't found out how to add a tag.

[–]dubloe7 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you're a nub, I think you're a noob, or possibly a newb.

[–]skond 10 points11 points ago

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And now over to our chief meteorologist, Weenie Nipples. Weenie?

It's cold out, Jim.

[–]wisdumb 8 points9 points ago

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I think the most WTF thing about this is that this is so WTF worthy of r/WTF that it's getting downvotes. Have my upvote, sir!

[–]GrodyChan[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Right back at ya'.

[–]mevsthor 3 points4 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK

[–]greenjelibean 2 points3 points ago

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"i'll show you weenie" (rub rub rub)

[–]Inthenameofscience 2 points3 points ago

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Be honest there now. It's you isn't it? They called you weenie nipples in high school.

shows the love

[–]i_stop_for_narwhales 2 points3 points ago

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The thing that makes this such an act of evil genius is that you made us all automatically imagine putting them in our mouths. You bastard.

[–]mazzarelli 0 points1 point ago

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Speak for yourself

[–]advicevice 1 point2 points ago

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I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[–]Chairface_ 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of camping...... for some reason

[–]TheBobYouKnow 1 point2 points ago

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He is an inspiration to all of us who were ridiculed in high school for our having small nipples. A hero is he.

[–]StackDump 1 point2 points ago

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LIL SMOKIES!!! I'VE MISSED YOU!

[–]warchamp7 1 point2 points ago

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*NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL *

[–]HawKarma 1 point2 points ago

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[vomits]

[–]IThinkILostMyPenis 1 point2 points ago

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Was that the guy from the mentos ad?

[–]Marchemalheur 1 point2 points ago

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what.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else want to flick them to see if they'll make a twanging noise?

[–]EarthRester 6 points7 points ago

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no...

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not the only one that got an erection, AMIRIGHT?

[–]Xeeman 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you get this photo?

[–]GrodyChan[S] -1 points0 points ago

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4chan. I've been on that depraved rectal area of the internet for so long that I was actually surprised at the way most people reacted to this picture and others like it, which I now consider relatively "tame". WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

[–]Xeeman 4 points5 points ago

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I don't want to spoil the fun, but that photo looks shopped. Look closely at the furthest nipple. You can see bands around them. Probs a shop dude. I've seen lots of shops in my lifetime, and this is pretty well done.

[–]GrodyChan[S] 0 points1 point ago

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...Why wouldn't it be a shop? Gosh, no wonder everyone reacted so strongly. Although the first time I saw the thumbnail I thought someone had literally placed sausages over their nipples, so I guess I can't talk.

[–]Xeeman 0 points1 point ago

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Because I thought some viewers thought it was real. Y'know, I was just putting it out there

[–]Maschinenmensch -1 points0 points ago

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yeah, looks like a shop. speaking from experience of having shopped stuff myself-it's possibly, maybe a shop.

[–]GrodyChan[S] -1 points0 points ago

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If it isn't a shop then it's proof that god doesn't exist.

[–]electricfoxx 0 points1 point ago

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He's probably adopted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0pCexm9Bl4

[–]Rawrified 0 points1 point ago

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I have a friend whose nipples are actually like that, but not as long... He said his doctors told him that its part of puberty ( then again... I heard from an unreliable source that doctors say that when they don't know what the hell something is ). However, it's still pretty disturbing. I'll see if I can't convince him to give me a picture Lol!

Btw.. he's 23 now and he still has it... =/

[–]Burlapin 0 points1 point ago

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It's a shop. Gees people look a little closer before freaking out. The internet: not everything on it is real.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a bit hungover today, and I very seriously gagged looking at that. I was not prepared for that.

[–]knodix 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking cut that bitch off or something.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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this is literally the worst thing I have ever seen UPBOAT

[–]GrodyChan[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I like your attitude.