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[–]EyesAllOnFire 205 points206 points ago

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Although this looks lonely, his girl is actually under the table.

[–]ani625 151 points152 points ago

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..in a body bag.

[–]iambigdownunder 23 points24 points ago

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Giving a corpse a blowjob?

[–]Billwood92 41 points42 points ago

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If you give a corpse a blowjob, He's going to ask for a glass of milk.

[–]acountname 8 points9 points ago

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When you give him milk, He'll probably ask for a straw

[–]Patapwn 16 points17 points ago

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When you give him a straw, he will ASK FOR SOULS OF THE DAMNED

[–]SmoothWD40 7 points8 points ago

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[–]dlink 1 point2 points ago

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Does this drink taste like roofies?

[–]chairitable 0 points1 point ago

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why did you enlarge his head?

[–]SmoothWD40 0 points1 point ago

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For effect?

[–]WannabeGerman 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you so much right now. Next time...at least warn me so I can put my drink down

[–]treenaks 13 points14 points ago

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Nah she's taking the picture.

[–]cl0ckwork 2 points3 points ago

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This comment makes the picture.

[–]omegaweapon 0 points1 point ago

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Probably hiding

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[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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Shhh, the bonus points are still good.

[–]beavis420 80 points81 points ago

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I feel your pain, psycho forever alone guy.

[–]MegaSlayer 15 points16 points ago

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forever alone because he killed everyone.... boom

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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They kissed next to me, I kissed them goodbye...

[–]alamandrax 2 points3 points ago

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The long kiss goodnight? (favorite geena Davis - Sam Jackson movie ever)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I preferred Pulp Fiction 2: Girls Playing Baseball.

[–]linearcore 0 points1 point ago

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My family's christmas movie.

[–]Confusion 0 points1 point ago

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There's more than one?

[–]aedinius 1 point2 points ago

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I watched them kiss... I watched them die...

[–]drfurly 23 points24 points ago

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No one wants to be the ninth wheel.

[–]hobblyhoy 7 points8 points ago

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upboat for taking the time to count.

[–]hiima 38 points39 points ago

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Clockwork Orange look..

[–]isacdan 23 points24 points ago

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I think he came to the party stright from the Korova Milk Bar.

[–]magusknight 18 points19 points ago

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It looks like he's plotting a little of the ultraviolence.

[–]Doctor_Pantalones 8 points9 points ago

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You beat me to it.. Real horrorshow.

[–]PezDestroyer 2 points3 points ago

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This comment gave me a flashback to Blur's The Universal video. Thank you kind sir!

[–]lifthearth 0 points1 point ago

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It's known as the Kubrick Stare. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KubrickStare

"Named for Stanley Kubrick, who made at least eight movies where a major character has this facial expression. When some other show or film uses it, it's frequently a homage to Kubrick. You can be pretty sure the character in question has "lost it"."

[–]taliesyn30 59 points60 points ago*

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Strangely enough, scientists have just found the gene for loneliness. It was isolated anyway...

[–]Veeoh 6 points7 points ago

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I love you.

[–]Ularsing 12 points13 points ago

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Holy. Crap.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3373596

Does that not appear to be the grown-up version of this kid?!

[–]tHeSiD 39 points40 points ago

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Sadly this happens to me at every party. I wonder why.

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[–]tHeSiD 6 points7 points ago

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Before I go ahead with your advice, what are the consequences for arson?

[–]Stex9 25 points26 points ago

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nothing if you're never caught

[–]LousyBog 15 points16 points ago

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[–]RobbyTheSheef 0 points1 point ago

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Because you would rather drink...

[–]i-hate-digg 0 points1 point ago

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Stop going to those parties. Problem solved.

[–]OldRemington 13 points14 points ago

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Am I the only one that sees him as Alex?

[–]hobblyhoy 11 points12 points ago

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Promise: If I get to the age of 27 and have done nothing with my life, I will build Korova Milk Bar to an exact replica.

[–]thefool808 3 points4 points ago

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Can you make it an exact replica at 200% scale, so that everyone in there feels tiny? Thanks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Someone already beat you to it.

[–]Beyssac 1 point2 points ago

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exact replica

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you check out the photos it's pretty damn close.

[–]Beyssac 0 points1 point ago

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But it can't yet be called an exact replica. hobblyhoy, if everything goes just as planned, will build the most awesome replica in the world.

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen the movie many times, but it's the first time I notice the pubes of the tables O_o

[–]tylo 0 points1 point ago

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The bouncer looks like a Zach Galifianakis.

[–]OldRemington 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he looked like a small Doug Young.

[–]tylo 0 points1 point ago

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Zangeif?

[–]Incontext -2 points-1 points ago

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Shihad or Pacifier, amazing music video that is.

[–]OldRemington 1 point2 points ago*

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You know that picture is from a movie, right?

Also, the movie is based on a book.

Edit: Rob Zombie also did a music video depicting the scene.

If you're watching the Zombie video, "Red Red Kroovy" is what Alex and his droogs called blood, and the super hot chick is Rob Zombie's wife. Super hot.

[–]Incontext 0 points1 point ago

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I understand that is A Clockwork Orange, I was just referring to the band's, Shihad's/Pacifier, music video based on it. I guess there aren't many kiwis on Reddit than.

EDIT: Playing too much Sly, spelt it Clockwerk also link for my reference

[–]TipOfTheSpear 10 points11 points ago

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This was exactly what it was like the first time I was invited to a "party." I was 13 and figured it would be like the shit you see on Nickelodeon. A table with chips and whatnot, and everyone dancing to some nondescript music. I get there with my 2 friends and there's 6 girls, 3 of which are all named Megan. We're all sitting down on the big couch watching MTV, TLC's Red Light Special was on at the time.

The parents leave with a "behave kids" and as their car pulls out, the girls go nuts. They run up in the bathroom and start sharing a cigarette talking about how cool they are. Then they start talking about playing spin the bottle and this and that. The whole time, I'm shitting bricks.

So it ends up with the girls making out with my two friends as I'm acting like the last thing on my mind was to make out with some chicks. One girl was hitting me up hard, "come on, let's make out." "Pfft, nah I'm alright" I replied. "What's wrong, you don't know how to french?" "What the heck? Yes I do, I just don't want to do it right now." The night ended with me walking home, forever alone, after I spent 7 minutes in heaven with one of the Megans who couldn't stop looking at her watch and asking "is it over yet?"

If there was one thing in my life I could go back and change...

[–]sehns 9 points10 points ago

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Admit it, you tried finding her to add on Facebook, didn't you?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Wow that was some depressing shit man, harshed my buzz a little.

[–]paraprax 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe he just really likes soda?

[–]m1nd64m3 3 points4 points ago

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I think that bottle is some cheap Russian beer. Saw a bottle just like that at the liquor store one time and asked about it since it was some crappy dingy looking 2 liter plastic bottle next to all the expensive craft beers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It may also be Kvass. I love kvass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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YES, IT IS KVASS. Has that beer smell to it as well.

[–]Veeoh 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like cider.

[–]turisto 0 points1 point ago

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It's Zhigulevskoe - cheap Russian beer pic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Doh! I guess it isn't Kvass. I was most positive it was. I love that stuff.

[–]Amberburry 10 points11 points ago

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Not gonna lie, so would I.

[–]Atlass05 4 points5 points ago

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thats the time you pull it out and start fapping and go from there.

[–]thumper242 7 points8 points ago

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His lady is holding the camera?

[–]hobblyhoy 6 points7 points ago

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I admire your ignorance.

[–]treenaks 4 points5 points ago

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Well.. if she's not holding the camera, who is?

[–]theregoesjulie 15 points16 points ago

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Mom.

[–]greatbacon 2 points3 points ago

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Oh boy! Senior year all over again.

[–]lifedeathandtech 2 points3 points ago

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He's playing it cool and waiting for the hot female photographer to put down the camera.

[–]Margrave 2 points3 points ago

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Last time I did not receive a piece...

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 2 points3 points ago

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Forever alone. Like, actually.

[–]Demonicdebacle 5 points6 points ago

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Well, at least the booze is by his side.

[–]MaxisDiedForYourSims 1 point2 points ago

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This used to be a funhouse...

[–]ForbyBunny 1 point2 points ago

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But now it's full of evil clowns....

[–]MaxisDiedForYourSims 0 points1 point ago

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It's time to start the countdown...

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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Same as it ever was.

[–]Dawg4Life 1 point2 points ago

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And rotate

[–]donttakemywordforit 1 point2 points ago

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"They have no clue the windows and doors are sealed shut..."

[–]XHyperDuDex 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why... I laughed so much.

[–]PretendDr 1 point2 points ago

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It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock.

[–]flylotus 1 point2 points ago

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story of my life.

[–]Alobarish 1 point2 points ago

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This looks like russians.

[–]snaresnarf 0 points1 point ago

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What's up with that, I thought that too, straight away, there's something distinct about Russians. Not sure what it is.

[–]Alobarish 2 points3 points ago

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The haircuts, the public group sex, and the weirdly cheap looking wallpaper? For me it just immediately reminded me of amateur russian porn. Ahem.

[–]warname 1 point2 points ago

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clearly russians.. they just ooze, bad clothes, creepy wallpaper and furniture, unsafe group sex and the potential for explosive violence.

[–]malchickiwick 1 point2 points ago

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this is like a david lynch movie

[–]skeetskeetskeetskeet 1 point2 points ago

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a malenkey of the ol' moloko velocet, right right my droog? real horror show...

[–]mrpoopistan 1 point2 points ago

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He's the only one holding this back from being an orgy!!!

[–]Wonderfat 1 point2 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn...and now we know why.

[–]jackcatalyst 2 points3 points ago

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I think his chick is under the table and he's just hiding his expression.

[–]RationalNT 1 point2 points ago

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Slasher Movie Motivation, right there.

[–]Thedudewhogoesnude 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, even that nerd with blue shirt has a chick!

[–]kurpitsa 1 point2 points ago

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so every1 with glasses is now a nerd?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone before the 90's... what did you watch growing up?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I love reposts

[–]FabledLoon 0 points1 point ago

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He needs to be careful he doesn't get mono from a sneeze.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a nerd orgy is about to break out.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a problem? He can get with whoever is taking the picture. The real "forever alone" would be if he wasn't there. Poor photographer.

[–]kay_k 0 points1 point ago

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He isnt alone.. its his girl who is taking the photo.

[–]implementor 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to drink, no to get laid.

[–]lonb 0 points1 point ago

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In Russia, alcohol is #1 girlfriend.

[–]R3D04 0 points1 point ago

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2009? these people are all dressed like they are in the 90's

[–]Liesmith 0 points1 point ago

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It's russia/eastern europe.

[–]Goatworshipper 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds alot abt the ending of Clockwork Orange. My brother has a similar pic taken in random.http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=640163194&ref=ts

[–]HeMeansPenis 0 points1 point ago

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And pee-pee on the ashes!

[–]ReadyThor 0 points1 point ago

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And now you know why Dr. House is always so grumpy.

[–]Medvedman 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Russia...

[–]WhereAreThePix 0 points1 point ago

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play with fire and you'll piss the bed

[–]Kevnmur 0 points1 point ago

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[–]snaresnarf 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Last Supper Gone Awry

[–]daedalus74 0 points1 point ago

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The title made me think of this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWnmOvgyKc

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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Pookie!

[–]jazzwhiz 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody's taking the picture...

[–]shaft0 0 points1 point ago

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This may as well have been me at any high school party.

[–]prodigalOne 0 points1 point ago

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Now THAT'S a Christmas party! I'm moving to Russia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone make the:

"am I doing it right?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Picture the same thing, except in a corner not drinking anything... that's me.

[–]malchickiwick 0 points1 point ago

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this is like a david lynch movie

[–]spareanygp 0 points1 point ago

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If this was taken in 2009 why does it look like 1972?

[–]LaszloB 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I saw.

[–]warname 0 points1 point ago

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so, he is "the Jesus" of this post modern swinger party photo.. in which he is unable to partake in the poon-tang. Hmm, that is heavy.

[–]rowing4thedevil 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is older than the Internet. It seems to prop up here every few months.

[–]wozowski 0 points1 point ago

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He needs only his vodka to keep him warm at night...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just because he doesn't have a date doesn't mean you should light him on fire.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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This, pretty much, sums up what I would be feeling in this situation.

[–]frozentedwilliams 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a look of anger, that's the face any of us would make after drinking that much canola oil.

[–]pseudocide 0 points1 point ago

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Supervillains aren't born, they are created.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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By the look on his face, it is likely his mom who is taking the picture.

[–]princetrunks 0 points1 point ago

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RE:RE:FW:RE:FW:MUSTREAD:RE:FW:

[–]joeyxl 0 points1 point ago

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hey looks like me at partys...

[–]thekingbarron 0 points1 point ago

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she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" and I was like "you better not, you better not"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a bottle of kvas in his hands?

[–]legenwaitforitdary 0 points1 point ago

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Go to 1:48. Also, I'm associating this with J.D., so I think there's probably a scene like this in either Garden State or "Scrubs."

[–]kolnan 0 points1 point ago

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funny this is his friends got aids and hes the only one thats still alive today =)

[–]knylok 0 points1 point ago

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They are trying out a new flavour of chapstick I've designed.

"Superglue".

[–]goldandguns 0 points1 point ago

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Would have been funnier if you changed the date stamp to a time before staged photographs for internet stardom

[–]iusedtobeapineapple 0 points1 point ago

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exactly. First thing I thought when I saw that pic...."geeze, THAT doesn't look totally staged"...

[–]patrickgh3 0 points1 point ago

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This is a comment complaining about reposts.

[–]hitchcocklikedblonds -1 points0 points ago

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[–]HopeGrenade -1 points0 points ago

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Pictures get funnier the more you post them.

[–]OneDayAsALion -1 points0 points ago

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Damn reddit, you're tripping me out. I just saw this picture in three (!) different subreddits in a row; thought I had déjà vu. On top of that, it's A FUCKING ANCIENT REPOST.