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Magnus wants.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 110 points111 points ago

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Is anyone else pretty sure he meant "more magnus" and the newspaper just couldn't believe that pimpin could be so easy?

[–]ajw827 5 points6 points ago

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You win the internetz for the day for that one.

[–]V3nom 12 points13 points ago

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I've read about people choking on their coffee reading a funny comment.

Today I became a statistic.

[–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

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I choked on my pepsi reading the comment it and then did again reading yours.

[–]gc161 1 point2 points ago

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in first grade a teacher was putting together a "year book" of sorts. just a bunch of pictures of people in the class with information about them. i said i wanted to be a scientist when i grew up and they wrote down dentist. wasn't the only time a teacher fucked something like that up either.

[–]bettsy123 0 points1 point ago

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I initially read it as 'more magnus' (don't know why) and had to look a second time after I looked at the link in the first comment before I realised it was 'more magnets'. I'm an idiot.

[–]busydoinnothin -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here to say the same thing!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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I bet his fav food is milksteak.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 12 points13 points ago

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and hates knees

[–]False_idol 10 points11 points ago

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Big fan of little green ghouls, I would imagine

[–]JSDuke 9 points10 points ago

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full on rapist

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Cptn_Janeway 3 points4 points ago

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Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?

Charlie: People's knees.

Dennis: Oh come on dude! Come on!

Source

[–]dataMinery 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.

[–]slamonkeyboard 23 points24 points ago

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Abdujabar wants LIONS that swim with SHARKS and DOLPHINS!

[–]AtomicDog1471 10 points11 points ago

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He must be a terrorist!

[–]novadoll 2 points3 points ago

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He must be a redditor!

FTFY

[–]flea_17 -1 points0 points ago

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I've never known any terrorists to want lions that swim with sharks and dolphins.

[–]jamesman 93 points94 points ago

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HELLO?! No one sees the real problem here? Let me illuminate your lives...

[–]Zackismet 20 points21 points ago

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Ironically, it's actually intolerant people like you who are the problem; mutants are people, too!

[–]Leadpipe 6 points7 points ago

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"We are the future, Charles! Not them!"

[–]ozwedania 2 points3 points ago

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i knew it.

[–]Teagut 8 points9 points ago

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We must find this kid! He must know how they work!

[–]acorelis 0 points1 point ago

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but...how do they work?

[–]stupernan 0 points1 point ago

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we shall soon discover there secrets

malicious hand rub

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ErroneousBee 1 point2 points ago

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Sooooooo.....

Does that mean reddit is going to make it happen?

[–]ozwedania 8 points9 points ago

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lily is just being a girl. magnus knows something the rest of us don't. abdujabar is the only one who tells it like it fucking is!

[–]StickUpMyAssVersion 23 points24 points ago

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Wow that Lily kid is kind of a cunt

[–]AtomicDog1471 9 points10 points ago

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The ca... the cat sat on the m... the m... Ah, fuck it, I'll just be a stripper.

[–]cerialthriller 4 points5 points ago

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oh come on, she just wants you to put another shrimp on her.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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and it'll be my cunt in 14 more years,

12 more in some countries

[–]Zach505 2 points3 points ago

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Uhhhh.... Fast forward 25 years and we get this guy. Charlie

[–]iamBillCosby 6 points7 points ago

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What he actually said: "More Magnus"

[–]goddamnhivemind -1 points0 points ago

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Precisely. Hm. Quite.

[–]Scott_MacGregor 1 point2 points ago

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Rather.

[–]iamBillCosby 0 points1 point ago

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indubitably.

[–]usernameZero 1 point2 points ago

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Of the three, he probably has the best idea considering everything that magnets can be used for.

I don't know how one more spoiled brat is going to make the world a better place.

[–]luketastic1 1 point2 points ago

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I completely lost my shit reading that...

[–]ReddotAddict 1 point2 points ago

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I dont see anything wrong with this. These kids are completely normal.

[–]Podthegod 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck yeah, Melbourne!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' magnets.

[–]r0nburgundy69 1 point2 points ago

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obligatory

[–]Leko05 1 point2 points ago

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magnets, how the fuck do they work?

[–]KhanStan 1 point2 points ago

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m0ar MAGNETS I WANT SOME FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!!!!!!1

[–]puffinss 1 point2 points ago

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Just magnets

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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chickmagnets

[–]somewhatsquirtish 0 points1 point ago

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I like magnets!

[–]Eidgar 0 points1 point ago

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I now wish Sydney had more magnets too...

[–]FezMan88 0 points1 point ago

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He knows how they work...

[–]ukmhz 0 points1 point ago

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They call me the master of magnetism. That moniker describes but a fraction of my capabilities.

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

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no one sees swimming with sharks as a problem?

[–]rkenned 0 points1 point ago

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He's saying the lions should swim with the sharks.

[–]ktmurphy16 0 points1 point ago

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This. Is. Hilarious.

[–]bloobloobloo 0 points1 point ago

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THEY ALL HAVE VERY COMPELLING PLATFORMS I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DEBATES

[–]AnotherLooseSeal 0 points1 point ago

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Making magnets or collecting magnets?

Magnus: No, just magnets

[–]i_fart_in_cups 0 points1 point ago

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I go on reddit everyday but for some reason this made me laugh more than anything I've ever seen here.

[–]wonglik 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the girl wants to be a barbie .. how cute ... What a fucked up world we live in.

[–]barkhorse[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, Magnus has a plan to help Melbourne and I for one want to see what it is. Give the boy his magnets.

(Unless of course he IS Magneto. Double-check to make sure he's not.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck kinda name is Abdujabar? That's like if Gandalf was named Gandasaruman.

[–]broden 0 points1 point ago

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His parents were star wars fans.

[–]pseudocide 0 points1 point ago

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Abdujabar looks and sounds like an awesome dude.

[–]timmytimtimshabadu 0 points1 point ago

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Usless twat -- productive member of society -- useless hippie

[–]spungie 0 points1 point ago

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Can't take over the world without a shit load of magnets.

[–]GreyInkling 0 points1 point ago

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We need people who focus on the issues like Magnus. He knows we need more magnets and he promises more magnets. Abdujabar is making campaign promises that he knows he can't keep, and Lily is out of touch with the needs of the people.

VOTE MAGNUS FOR MAGNETS.

[–]sinsentry 0 points1 point ago

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Magnus is an up and coming SuperHero involving magnets i suspect

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He knows how the fuck they work.

[–]unsignedera 0 points1 point ago

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I really, really hope Abdujabar is his middle name. Why? Because then his first name can be Kareem.

[–]cjmcduffy 0 points1 point ago

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Hey!!! I know you, you're Kareem Adbul Jabbar....

[–]post1987 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/pYM1j.jpg

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

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F**k'n memes - how do they work?

[–]ThyZAD 0 points1 point ago

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The middle eastern kid wants people to swim with sharks.....

[–]cornholio12 -4 points-3 points ago

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Magnets - How do they work?

[–]moikey 0 points1 point ago

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Magnus - How does HE work?

[–]Scott_MacGregor -1 points0 points ago

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Magnets: the new cowbell.

[–]FranMan32 -1 points0 points ago

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Genius.

[–]ender6 -5 points-4 points ago

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Abdujabar was the only one that answered the question. Winning.

[–]homertone 6 points7 points ago

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It's sad that the smartest answer is the one that says Melbourne would be a better place by swimming with sharks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I live in Melbourne. We have a chronic shortage of swimming lions and sharks on our streets.

[–]LeGrandArmee 1 point2 points ago

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No, stop with the winning.

[–]AtomicDog1471 -2 points-1 points ago

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TIL There are kids named "Abdujabar" in Australia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, Australia's in the 21st century too you know.

[–]bloobloobloo 0 points1 point ago

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ON A TECHNICALITY