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[–]roganbear 5 points6 points ago

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Not as funny when they don't cut their jugular with the glass.

[–]Dusk_v731 5 points6 points ago

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i always cringe in fear for their teeth...there's just so many ways this could go wrong..

[–]possible_troll 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]juicycunts 8 points9 points ago

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i call fake. whenever my slippers are facing the wrong way i kick them to point in the right direction.

[–]SwillMerchant 1 point2 points ago

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This was from a reality show on VH1 or MTV. I think it was the dude they called Mr. Boston. I'm about 99% sure this is real.

[–]tacdu 6 points7 points ago

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Before someone says "Where did that white dog come from?!", it's not a white dog, its the dude's glass rolling away.

[–]kinematografi 1 point2 points ago

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Ooooh. I thought it was a brown puppy looking at the camera.

[–]box951 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! I always thought it was a dog, and it made the whole clip weird.

[–]DHDXero 1 point2 points ago

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I can't see the dog. I wanna see :(

[–]itsallgood007 1 point2 points ago

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i loled about every time it started over about 7 times

[–]Johssy 3 points4 points ago

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He keeps falling for it!

[–]jigogwapo16 3 points4 points ago

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In the 423rd time, he doesn't.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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pfft you lie! it happens in the 923th clip

[–]jigogwapo16 1 point2 points ago

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Should be: 923rd. And I was pretty sure it was the 423rd. Wait, I'll check it again. 23 minutes later Yup, 423rd.

[–]misssally 1 point2 points ago

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brilliant

[–]Tarandon 1 point2 points ago

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I've always loved how the dog pops up out of no where in this one.