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[–]tiredhippo 31 points32 points ago

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It was pretty funny, but I'm more impressed with the costumes.

[–]elko 11 points12 points ago

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And their inability to finish a roll of toilet paper

[–]chaotiq 1 point2 points ago

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My wife does this.

[–]PersistantRash 0 points1 point ago

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I generally prefer her a little bo peep costume or "sexy pirate" but hey, if you want to bang a xenomorph, more power to ya.

[–]aussieidiot 5 points6 points ago

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Costumes?!

[–]ProbablyMolestingYou 0 points1 point ago

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it took us a while, I kept walking in the shower by mistake. Fun times, still miss that alien.

[–]parkman 7 points8 points ago

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This is how the entire war started.

[–]lbt 23 points24 points ago

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GROAN! a GIF :-(

Here

[–]ferna182 4 points5 points ago

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2006?? woah. why i've seen this before?

also (top comment at the moment) "277 dislikes because justin bieber is not in the clip" why is it that everyone has the need to talk about that guy on every single fucking youtube video?. seriously.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What is a meme?

[–]guynextdoor 5 points6 points ago

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Funniest thing I've seen in a while

[–]baeb66 8 points9 points ago

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[–]garbledina 1 point2 points ago

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For a second I thought it was gonna be porn.

Relevant_Rule_34, if you please.

[–]dirtside 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dudleymooresbooze 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is Alien v. Predator.

And I should get bonus points for not: (a) adding another repost like this one to the front page; and (b) posting in a comment reply instead of a separate link.

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[–]themarmot 2 points3 points ago

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tldr; they're enemies who both struggle with their sexual identities so a common bond is formed but they can never forget their true roots.

[–]swolebrah213 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid alien, at least flush before you jump into the shower.

[–]givariva 0 points1 point ago

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hmm..i think maybe it's cause the water in the shower gets hotter when he flushes?

[–]swolebrah213 0 points1 point ago

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what the? i just learned something new. Thanks REDDIT!

[–]jingerjew 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love all of that.

[–]ElevenKangaroos 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahaha, made me genuinely lol

[–]PersistantRash 0 points1 point ago

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[–]EveryoneLovesReposts 0 points1 point ago

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I see somebody has been mining /r/reposts!

[–]Pechkin000 0 points1 point ago

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Dowvoting. Repost and a gif. Fuck you!

[–]azn_drifter -1 points0 points ago

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The 9000th time is always the funniest! Thanks OP!

[–]khoury 2 points3 points ago

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Hey everyone, I think everyone has seen what I've seen! Please only submit and upvote things I've seen or else I'll make a complaint about how much of my time you've wasted by making me post this comment instead of moving on to the next picture.

[–]PersistantRash 0 points1 point ago

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normally I would upvote your comment. But there are many cases where pretty much everyone has seen something. Many MANY times. The AVP meme is stale. Y'know how the beiber mame is stale? Well the AVP meme is MUCH older and much staler. It's not the reposting that bothers me, it's the mouldy stale flavor.

[–]photonwrangler -2 points-1 points ago

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A gif? Really? What is this 1997?

The original video is here. It loads faster than the gif, is in higher resolution and has sound.

[–]daypun 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sick of your logic. Go make me a sandwich

[–]Wyrm 0 points1 point ago

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What? Make it yourself.

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

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My brain like to "make" sounds in gifs anyway.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently reddit has lost all sense of right and wrong. You were downvoted by people who think that a choppy, grainy, soundless version a third of the size is better.

Thanks for the video link.

[–]PersistantRash 0 points1 point ago*

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yeh I was making the same comment the other day when the OP video of the Swat guy kicking a "pull" door got no upvotes, then the double post of the shitty GIF version reposts both hit the frontpage. Seeing it happen twice just makes me SURE the hivemind CLEARLY wants GIFs. They play on my oldass bedroom computer, and that is the only good thing I can say about them.

EDIT - what world does photonwrangler live in where GIF's load slower than flash videos on utube? I think he may be from an alternate dimension.

[–]win32ce -1 points0 points ago

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Ok, I'm up at 4am watching A vs P fan comedy. Time for bed.