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[–]vanblah 491 points492 points ago

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... or maybe they did.

[–]hambwner 215 points216 points ago

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Yeah I feel sorry for the poor souls that think he loves Jazz.

[–]war_whale 107 points108 points ago

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Dude/lady just loves Coltrane and cock. I fail to see the problem here.

[–]cesarjulius 99 points100 points ago

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Maybe its a porn star who goes by the name...

Charlie Porker

Mile(long) Davis

Herbie Hardcock

Jizzy Gillespie...

[–]war_whale 66 points67 points ago

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Don't forget Thelonius Spunk and Charles Dingus.

[–]cesarjulius 35 points36 points ago

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Cannonballs Splatterly

[–]TheAmazingWJV 16 points17 points ago

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Dexter Hardon

Harrass Silver

Cockman Hawkins

Cunt Basie

[–]latinloner 11 points12 points ago

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Dexter Hardon....

I nearly plotzed when I read that one.

[–]meatbeezzz 11 points12 points ago

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Don't forget Louis Armstrong, oh wait...

[–]Hitchedonhitchens 4 points5 points ago

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Art Dickley

[–]CaolColdwell 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for the yiddish shoehorning.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 1 point2 points ago

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Don't encourage that sort of meshugas!

[–]war_whale 2 points3 points ago

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Bahaha.

[–]simulacrumcake 9 points10 points ago

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Kind of changes the idea of Jizzy draining his spit valve.

[–]noctrnalsymphony 4 points5 points ago

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Snatchmo Duke Swellington Glenn Fill-Her Cunt Basie...

aww someone else had cunt basie...

[–]Menoku 4 points5 points ago

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Thelonious Junk

[–]chatprojects 6 points7 points ago

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and reason prevails.

[–]mqduck 1 point2 points ago

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My ideal woman.

[–]ohcheesesrice 15 points16 points ago

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OH!!! "Jazz" Ok. You can't just re-see something like this!

[–]brianbrianbrian 10 points11 points ago

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Guess JAZZLVR was taken.

Or he could've been concerned that people might assume he was a Jazz Lever. I dunno.

[–]inm8num2 16 points17 points ago

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Or JIZZLVR was already taken.

[–]jamesneysmith 5 points6 points ago

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Jazz, jizz, scat, skeet, so many similarities.

[–]Space_Masters 6 points7 points ago

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Hep Cat, Hepatitis C.

[–]Calcularius 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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its obvious he loves jay z.

[–]IAmASpy 1 point2 points ago

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Or does he zlove him?

[–]imeatingsoup 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah I feel sorry for the poor pure souls pure that think he loves Jazz.

[–]Orbixx 6 points7 points ago

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These exact words entered my head as this page was loading.

:D <--- My face when I saw your comment.

[–]meatpile 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't keep your mouth open like that. Never know what will end up in there.

[–]holodog 4 points5 points ago

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It is California. Maybe it belongs to a porn star.

[–]PureBS 2 points3 points ago

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Parked outside Vivid Entertainment?

[–]aterriblesomething 2 points3 points ago

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they of course DID mean it, but only because they are big fans of the popular genre of music from the star wars universe, Jizz!

[–]Daevil 2 points3 points ago

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He came through with it.

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[–]srd178 136 points137 points ago

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Get a load of this license plate.

[–]aquaduck 4 points5 points ago

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Its message is hard to decipher.

[–]The_Cacabarn 25 points26 points ago

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The word Jazz is actually thought to have been derived from the word "Jasm," which is derived from "Jism," meaning "spirit" "energy" spunk" or simply, "semen"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(word)

TL;DR: Jazz is the Jizz of Life.

[–]IAmASpy 6 points7 points ago

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You solved the whole thread, it doesn't matter because it means both.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 56 points57 points ago

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Jenna Jameson can have any license plate she wants.

[–]foxdye 15 points16 points ago

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seems like "JAZZLVR" would be the better choice.

[–]ichae 14 points15 points ago

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Jazz Lever?

[–]PfionaBW 12 points13 points ago

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Jazz Liver!

[–]petedawes 10 points11 points ago

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Jazz Leaver. He is moving on.

[–]yesexactlyyes 35 points36 points ago

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There's a museum where they display art created entirely with semen...you know, the Jizz Louvre.

[–]hawtfabio 17 points18 points ago

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Wait. That's not real.

[–]onquad 24 points25 points ago

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yet.

[–]cinemafia 3 points4 points ago

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Applying for a national arts endowment as we speak...

[–]wilywampa 1 point2 points ago

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You will need to be well endowed to create the Jizz Louvre.

[–]bkoatz 6 points7 points ago

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Yah, I love the Moaning Lisa

[–]TheAmazingWJV 3 points4 points ago*

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Pollocks!

[–]BattleHall 8 points9 points ago

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...until you realize they paid for that car through a lucrative career in bukkake films.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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There's a girl in my town with 3 DAve Matthews Band stickers and the licence place "DMBGRL". (DUMB GIRL)

[–]IdontReadArticles 47 points48 points ago

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Thanks (for explaining it.)

[–]JokeExplainer 70 points71 points ago

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The "DMB" is supposed to stand for "Dave Matthews Band", but it looks like the word DUMB.

[–]manjar 17 points18 points ago

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And DUMB is supposed to be more embarrassing than "Dave Matthews Band."

[–]russellvt 1 point2 points ago

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Somehow, that reminds me of a couple friends of our's... self-proclaimed bears. One of them had (has?) a vehicle with the license plate "GRRRRR" ... at one point, one of their other friends got a little silly and added an "L" to the end of it for them. Took him a few weeks to notice, we're told...

Guess it was probably funnier having one of them explain it in-person...

[–]Biffbaggins 6 points7 points ago

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Its Dj Jazzy Jeff's wifes car

[–]randy_lahey 30 points31 points ago

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The two words implied by the letters 'JZZ' on the license plate are actually quite closely related. See etymology here: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=jazz

There was a time, not long ago, that the first 10 comments would have already made this connection. What's happened to you reddit?

[–]oofabz 12 points13 points ago

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We're too busy thinking up puns.

[–]UsingYourWifi 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.etymonline.com

Welp, looks like I won't be getting anything done for the rest of the day.

[–]ye_old_digg 2 points3 points ago

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makes me think of that radio show A Morning Cup of Jazz in a whole new way. ewww. lol.

[–]Mo0 18 points19 points ago

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I used to use the username SuperMo0 instead of just Mo0, and decided to get a vanity plate that had that on it. Unfortunately, SPRMO0 just looks like I'm some sort of sperm fetishist or something. I didn't renew that license plate after my family pointed that out.

[–]LemurLord 8 points9 points ago

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Funny, I didn't think you could use 0's and O's in a vanity plate.

[–]abernathie 1 point2 points ago

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It probably depends on the state.

[–]TwinIam 1 point2 points ago

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Holy long-time lurker Batman!

[–]Mo0 4 points5 points ago

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That's how I operate online. I wait a LONG time before speaking up so I know how not to look like a moron.

[–]funkmastamatt 18 points19 points ago

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Yet in real life you are the captain of the sperm mobile.

[–]RangerGeet 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah... all I see is "sperm.. ooo" ;)

[–]aronskylar 11 points12 points ago

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well bree olson did just move to california

[–]FuglyShmugly 5 points6 points ago

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EVEN THE PARKING LOT IS LAUGHING!

[–]Tofm 19 points20 points ago

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I love Jay-Z too. His last couple of albums have been great.

[–]adokimus 9 points10 points ago

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I'm Jay-Z'z biggest lover.

[–]Torg0 13 points14 points ago

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I am Jay-Z's median size lover.

[–]ProbablysHittin0nYou 5 points6 points ago

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I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise

[–]TheR3dMenace 1 point2 points ago

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Dont worry, you can still get "JYZLUVR" for your license plate.

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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No you luv him, like a middle school girl or a puppy

[–]aquaduck 2 points3 points ago

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or like a fat kid loves cake

[–]fckthecorporate 3 points4 points ago

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[–]AlphaRedditor 2 points3 points ago

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I tried telling the DMV that I ran a Pet Boarding and Styling service.

They still wouldn't let me have DGGYSTL

[–]Meanpanda 2 points3 points ago

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While traveling into New Orleans for my very own bachelor party, I saw a Louisiana license plate titled "JISLORD". We still joke about it to this day.

[–]archdog99 2 points3 points ago

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My uncle had a license plate on his NSX once that was "I8AFRRE" - he meant it to mean "I ate a Ferrari" but everyone would always ask him "You ate a free what?"

[–]fckthecorporate 1 point2 points ago

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i read it as "I ate a Ferrari" the first time and didn't see it as anything else, but I am well-versed in automobili.

[–]Drugba 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else tripping that they have a Fiesta plate holder on a Lincoln

[–]PimmyJalmer 2 points3 points ago

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It's probably from this dealership.

[–]matterman 2 points3 points ago

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DAE notice the vehicle is parked in parking space 101? LOL

[–]Pravusmentis 3 points4 points ago

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Or they are just unaware, the work jizz hasn't been around for that long that many older people would recognize it out of context

[–]GianniMexico 6 points7 points ago

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Work jizz?

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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*word

[–]Halbrad[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I assume so, I'd put money down they were suppose to be saying Jazz Lover, but..... yeah.... i was walking past it in the parking lot at work, and just had to share...

[–]ST2K 1 point2 points ago

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That's how you say "Jesus" when you're gargling.

[–]tbwIII 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a very similar tag where I live. (Atlanta area)

JZZLOVR

Unfortunately I was unable to get a pic in traffic.

[–]wshiio 1 point2 points ago

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My friend saw a vanity plate that said JZZYGRMA, they also did not think it through.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jazz was the most underappreciated Autobot in the original series.

[–]lightfire409 1 point2 points ago

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Did you ejaculate on the vehicle?

[–]TJOP 1 point2 points ago

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Saw a license plate here last week that was "JIZZMOM". Equally as strange/hilarious.

[–]piv0t 1 point2 points ago

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Yea, wouldn't want to be confused for "Jesus lover"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of one I saw here in AZ. It was "GOATRPR". I had never heard of the term "goat roper" at the time and I thought it was short for "goat raper". Had a pretty good laugh on the freeway.

[–]ropers 1 point2 points ago

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Someone....sucks at photoshop....,

[–]NikitaKicksAss 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, guys. I have a feeling he thought long and hard about it.

[–]petedawes 1 point2 points ago

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kids listen to the rap music. they don't know what the jzz is all about.

[–]Twubble 1 point2 points ago

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I'm more of a scat man myself.

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[–]ErroneousEric 1 point2 points ago

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What does it say about myself that my thoughts went to Jizz Lover BEFORE Jazz Lover?

[–]OrgyPorgy786 1 point2 points ago

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I wanted "J-ZLUVR" man.

99 problems and my license plate is one.

[–]quantum_foam 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, someone might mistakenly think the plate means "Jesus Lover."

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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You don't know Jared Zoltan Zupercorn Lueiz? From the Univeristy of Richmond Virginia?

[–]delonyer 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was Jesus lover. ಠ_ಠ

[–]rdldr1 1 point2 points ago

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There are no "Z"s in Jesus.

[–]eye_patch_willy 2 points3 points ago

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Why the jazz hate?

[–]anexanhume 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she'd love for me to show her my jazz glans.

[–]byondhlp 0 points1 point ago

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FTFY with a blue sharpie...

[–]yskoty 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I think it was very well thought out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe they like jiz?

[–]Nethius 0 points1 point ago

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How you do know they aren't a lover of jizz?

[–]newborn 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of Blue... my load?

[–]thoriginal 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, who buys a Lincoln?

[–]furious78 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the time I saw a big pickup truck driven by a cowboy with the plate: GOATRPR

[–]hiima 0 points1 point ago

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What's wrong with loving jazz?

[–]captainwalnut 0 points1 point ago

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um, what else could this be? I only see a jizz lover...

EDIT: jazz? why not JAZZLVR then?

[–]Humanwreckage 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps they did think it through?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say the same thing. I think they thought it through completely.

[–]StevenDickson 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah its spelled Gazz.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe they really are Jazz lovers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that's not how you spell Jay-Z

[–]syroncoda 0 points1 point ago

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so jizz on that car... or find some shampoo that looks like jizz if you're a bit shy

[–]marcosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the guy really liked Jaws. Lots of people think its a great movie!

[–]adidabiking 0 points1 point ago

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"I can't be satisfied" -The Dunphy's minivan

[–]JargonScott 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhat relevant

[–]greeneyedguru 0 points1 point ago

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If the pic was taken in the San Fernando valley, it's possible they did.

[–]Iamadoctor 0 points1 point ago

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How embarassing, he probably won't even like jazz in a few years and that will be his liscense plate forever!

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

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Poor guy, now we'll all know he lives Juzz

[–]snyder_monkey 0 points1 point ago

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I saw an old lady in a minivan one time with a license plate that read "BNRCAR".

[–]Technoslave 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The_Mad_Fapper 0 points1 point ago

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I got JZLOVRU!

[–]jazzlovr69lol[!] 0 points1 point ago

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that's my license plate actually, u jelly?

[–]Danimaltanimal 0 points1 point ago

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HAAAY! thats my car.

[–]noliesjustlove 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this plate before! ...Or maybe that was "jzzlvr".

[–]sajman 0 points1 point ago

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Jazz never goes out of style.

[–]kasim42784 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going with Jay-Z's Lover.

[–]neonpolaris 0 points1 point ago

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JAZLUVR would have been much better.

[–]Hobblestone 0 points1 point ago

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No picture but I was walking home yesterday and saw a brand new BMW with a hot asian girl in it with the custom plates 5 BJBMW. I couldn't figure out what else it could possibly mean. That's gotta be some great head.

[–]e1ioan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]naaahhman 0 points1 point ago

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jerk off on the door handle

[–]3raser 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he/she is friends with this guy -> http://i.imgur.com/P6BYW.jpg

[–]trdn89 0 points1 point ago

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back when I was in the 9th grade, my mom was driving me and a few friends home when we got behind a car with a license plate reading ANUSTART (proof!). my friends and I were trying furiously to avoid either mentioning it or dissolve in laughter when my mom blithley goes OH I GET IT, A NEW START.

[–]darkroomdoor 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, it's the Bay area. License plate works just fine.

[–]simulacrumcake 0 points1 point ago

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Connoisseur of jizz, aficionado of jazz... can't it be both?

[–]ricehq 0 points1 point ago

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She, or he (not that there's anything wrong with that) loves to swallow.

[–]bkev 0 points1 point ago

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Saw a Mustang with the plate "WHORSEY" the other day...might have been a tribute to the car, but maybe not...

[–]foiz5000 0 points1 point ago

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Jizzus take the wheel

[–]CynicalTyler[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Saw one just yesterday that said PPLUV.

[–]madmanmunt 0 points1 point ago

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Probably likes his jazz the same way he likes his ladies: smooth and hairless.

[–]SeeDerekRun 0 points1 point ago

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California, I am sure they love both

[–]coleman57 0 points1 point ago

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Assuming you're limited to 7 characters, would you rather be a jizz lover or have a jazz liver?

Also, however unlikely one would like to think it is that a true jazz lover would be caught dead driving a Navigator, it seems even less likely that a jizz lover would. Except maybe in Florida.

[–]emotionalcapitalist 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha...did you see the 'fiesta' on the plate border? Jzzz Luvr at a JZZ fiesta.

[–]pokepokepoke 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's the wife of the California driver I was behind - "C4GINA"

[–]UnrealisticDialogue 0 points1 point ago

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I'm seeing a lot of people here thinking it's "Jazz Lover". I however guessed "J.Z's Lover". Is that a stupid guess?...

[–]wedgeoflemon 0 points1 point ago

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I actually read that as jersey lover. Oh god no...

[–]pearcube 0 points1 point ago

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I saw 0DICK0 on my way to work today...

[–]GonzoJoe 0 points1 point ago

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Jay Z's Lover

[–]nate81 0 points1 point ago

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kind alike "ILUVTOFU" I love tofu.

[–]morrighaan 0 points1 point ago

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I bet that car loves pearl necklaces.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 0 points1 point ago

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Don't they review vanity plate applications?

[–]PowerOf10 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I wouldn't have bought a Lincoln either.

[–]hal_kitzmiller 0 points1 point ago

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so many people are going to be tempted to jizz on that car now

[–]stevesan 0 points1 point ago

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LOL jazz is so uncool.

[–]_klk_ 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote if you only looked at the thumbnail on reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Took me way too long to work out they meant Jazz Lover - must have Jizz on my mind. In my eye. And a little bit in my hair.

[–]basiphobe 0 points1 point ago

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My neighbor has a license plate that says CEE MAN. I do not know why. Perhaps he should give JZZLUVR a call.

[–]georgehotelling 0 points1 point ago

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What's juzz and why do they love it?

[–]nekowolf 0 points1 point ago

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ASSMAN

[–]Infiltraitor 0 points1 point ago

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I heard the porn in America was made in the beautiful valleys of California but this is a bit much.

[–]SeaDizzle 0 points1 point ago

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I saw 'jzzbuff' today. The car was very sleek and glossy, I guess what they say is true

[–]zxcvbnmatt 0 points1 point ago

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Parking Space #lol

[–]can_tankbuilder 0 points1 point ago

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who doesn't love a white, crusty and stuck to the space bar. jazz freestyle shooby bop boop skibby she bob

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I’ll see your JizzLover and raise you an STD Puddle.

[–]Incontext 1 point2 points ago

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I can't even figure out what that is supposed to be.

[–]saltywings 0 points1 point ago

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How has no one mentioned San Fransisco...

[–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

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yeah

I'd hate to be confused with a jazz lover too

[–]toastmastergene 0 points1 point ago

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the angle of the first Z is suspicious. Sorry.

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

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This is made all the worse by the fact that my friend got his custom plate "WGNS FTW" (Wagons FTW--he does autocross in a Subaru WRX wagon) denied by the state of Pennsylvania because they thought "FTW" could mean "Fuck the World."

[–]p3ngwin 0 points1 point ago

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probably shops HERE too.

[–]diesel828 0 points1 point ago

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Jazz? Jezuz?

[–]tde1224 0 points1 point ago

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Or they have rich parents with an amazing sense of humour.

[–]fingers24 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/hGQJd.jpg you are right they certainly don't....