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[–]DslainteC 6 points7 points ago

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Aw, just like me and my chocolate bunnies, he bites the head off first.

[–]tomatoe76 4 points5 points ago

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That wasn't a rabbit, it was an Ewok.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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O.O

[–]Stemp 15 points16 points ago

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[–]bbrizzi -2 points-1 points ago

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You beat me to it.

[–]Nebu -4 points-3 points ago

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This was the pic I was expecting, so I was preparing a formal "repost" complaint going into this post.

[–]Late2theGame 2 points3 points ago

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i generally dislike pet pics but your clever title wins this time.

[–]Hard_At_Work 2 points3 points ago

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One bunny matters not a jot, the glory of Ostara of the Dawn will still be witnessed and cherished. What, you think the celts bounced around stonehenge imitating bunnies and hiding choccie eggs from each other?
How uncouth.

[–]unlikelystory 1 point2 points ago

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"Citing folk Easter customs in Leicestershire, England where "the profits of the land called Harecrop Leys were applied to providing a meal which was thrown on the ground at the 'Hare-pie Bank'", late 19th century scholar Charles Isaac Elton theorizes a connection between these customs and the worship of Ēostre"

Hare Pie. Giggle.

[–]eakius 2 points3 points ago

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Mine's a little more passive aggressive.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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are those deer ears??? They look huge for rabbits

[–]budWEISerrrr 4 points5 points ago

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jackrabbit ears are way bigger than deer ears

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know my wild animals by there ears. Need to work on that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Suggested trainer:

Dwight Schrute.

[–]Grimsterr 1 point2 points ago

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The hair is wrong too, I'm pretty sure that's from a deer.

[–]Megatron_McLargeHuge 3 points4 points ago

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"Easter is cancelled, they dug up the body" usually has a slightly different meaning.

[–]assholeapproach 1 point2 points ago

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That's hilarious. Are you on myspace? We should be friends.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is that the lucky part? I've been mislead all these many years.

[–]TaraDavis 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty clear that no part of that rabbit was lucky.

[–]wretcheddawn 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus didn't have furry ears.

[–]iguano 1 point2 points ago

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This site is getting like 4chan for me - scared to scroll/click...

[–]calinet6 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cactiaregreat 1 point2 points ago

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"What?"

[–]egbruce 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's got the remains of Yoda.

[–]I_Kant_Spel 0 points1 point ago

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Where did he get a bunny hood power-up?

[–]macmillionare 0 points1 point ago

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good boy, now lick this peanut butter off my ba.......AAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD MY BALLS!!!

[–]guinness_blaine 0 points1 point ago

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Oh good, it's just about that pesky rabbit. For some reason I thought it had to do with sacrificing Jewish carpenters? Holidays are weird.

[–]spicymeataballa 0 points1 point ago

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Who cares? Im happy as long as I have my cadbury eggs.

[–]shadow8449 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, wasn't expecting that.

[–]Guido_Cavalcante 0 points1 point ago

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Aw. Good doggie!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you know anything?!? Easter is about reincarnation and resurrection. This bunny will come back to lead his people to the Promised Land.

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

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from experience... get him or her wormed.

[–]ip_g_chodder 0 points1 point ago

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better yet, get him dewormed

[–]jreese12 0 points1 point ago

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do i get a treat??

[–]jayme0227 0 points1 point ago

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When I was 18 a friend and I were driving home at about 5:00 Easter morning. As we were entering our hometown, there was a sudden thunk. I don't even need to tell you the rest of the story, but I do know that the bunny shown is NOT the Easter bunny.

[–]Easter_Bunny 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't me.

[–]strazzerj 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't everyone bite the head off the easter rabbit as a kid?

[–]sternje 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?

[–]prettyinexile 0 points1 point ago

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rough

[–]LarrySDonald 0 points1 point ago

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Yummy! How many of these did you say the easter egg hid again?

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

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nah, not easter, probably christmas.

Rudolph White-tail, not Peter Cotton-tail

Those are definitely deer ears, not bunny.

Rover found a carcass in the spring thaw, pretty common for deer to die over winter and remain frozen/covered till spring.

[–]clhines4 0 points1 point ago

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Good dog.

[–]bazzman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HippyGeek 0 points1 point ago

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GOOD DOG!!!

[–]Internal_Combustion -1 points0 points ago

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Now maybe you can celebrate the real holiday instead of a magic rabbit that shits candy.

[–]yellowcoward 11 points12 points ago

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So a magic zombie jew made out of flavorless crackers and wine then?

[–]Internal_Combustion -1 points0 points ago

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I prefer a magic jew zombie that grants eternal life and happiness than a magic rabbit that shits candy.

[–]yellowcoward 3 points4 points ago

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Protip: when making shit up, aim high.

[–]zephrin1 0 points1 point ago

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That was awful... upvote.

[–]therewillbdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

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Headshot

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you put the rest of it, asshole?

[–]calinet6 1 point2 points ago

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I think you answered your own question.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwh! Whose a good boy??! Thanks buddy, but next time can I have more then an ear?

[–]zyedy 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think was "Owned"

[–]Azrial 0 points1 point ago

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of all the things on reddit, why is this the one that made me laugh out loud?

[–]Pooters -1 points0 points ago

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OH MAH GAW! THAT POOR BUNNY! SHAME ON YOU FOR POSTING THIS!

[–]mercvt -1 points0 points ago

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My dog actually killed a baby rabbit at my friend's mother's house the day before easter. She had just told me about the rabbit nest in her back yard and how she had built a fence of sorts around it to keep her dogs out. Well my dog is a bit wilier and nabbed one in front of us...

[–]companyShill 0 points1 point ago

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funny story: one Easter, my uncle gave his kids real bunnies. When they returned from church, they discovered that the dog had broken into the cage and eaten the bunnies. There was gore and fur all over the carpet. The children were, understandably, upset.