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[–]imgonnacallyouretard 119 points120 points ago

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The person is photoshopped onto the background image. The ceiling and floor are covered in fiberglass insulation, which your brain equates with guts after staring at the pig head first.

[–]jrdnllrd 28 points29 points ago

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Doesn't matter, the person with the pig head is disturbing enough.

[–]CiXeL 6 points7 points ago

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hamilton morris of vbs.tv

and what he used to look like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T1GlvmeQS8

he really needs to explain that pig picture though. massive wtf

[–]ilmmad 1 point2 points ago

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He's Errol Morris' son.

[–]Thater 0 points1 point ago

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Who directed those switch ads. Incidentally he was friends with Ellen Feiss who was just hanging out at the house with Errol asked her to do her now infamous switch ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-UuIEOcss

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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That boy needs to eat a sammich. Or ten.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Probably just built that way. I was thinking his body looked like my husbands.

[–]PowderBlueBalls 2 points3 points ago

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Ah come on Captain Buzzkill.

[–]OperaVectra 3 points4 points ago

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Buzzkillington has spoken.

[–]TooMuchTime87 8 points9 points ago

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Defiantly. I've seen the background image without the kid in it. It's just a basement with water damage.

[–]StaticPrevails 101 points102 points ago

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DEFIANTLY!!!

[–]Brent2828 13 points14 points ago

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Lol, made me think of a script for a play. "(Defiantly) I will not wear that pig's face on my genitals!"

[–]BrightHighdea 3 points4 points ago

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A few friends and I were filming a video for school and I accidentally said 'defiantly' instead of definitely while acting as the voice of friend's cat. We ended up all laughing hysterically about it (being high as hell helped). Those kids got into harder drugs and we lost touch. One of them over dosed on Oxy and died, the other is apparently in rehab.

TL;DR This made me happy/sad.

[–]MALON 7 points8 points ago

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quietly

...yaaaaaaaay.........

[–]kodutta7 2 points3 points ago

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Wut.

[–]yuno10 5 points6 points ago

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Why do people confuse so often "defiantly" with "definitely"? As a non-native English speaker, I don't understand it. They are pronounced quite differently, and their meaning is completely different.

[–]EpistemicFaithCrisis 2 points3 points ago

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A lot of English speakers misspell "definitely" as "definately". "Defiantly" is just a couple of typos from there (swap the 'n' and 'a', drop the 'e').

[–]InnOfAsians 2 points3 points ago

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Why on earth would you have seen a water damaged basement?

[–]canyouseeme 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, the guy is from a Ryan McGinley photograph I think. It looks familiar.

[–]leicatgw 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO I used to work for him could totally see it!

[–]fangsby 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Bringdown, Super Genius.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Could be worse, someone could have slapped Muhammad's face on it

[–]Chrysippos 188 points189 points ago

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Every fucking time I underestimate the fucking NSFL tags.

[–]mward43 22 points23 points ago

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it's just so hard to resist...

[–]bmg50barrett 73 points74 points ago

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LOWERCASE nsfl SHOULD BE BANNED. the lowercase nsfl didnt catch my attention before I clicked the link. All I was left with was a cerebellum that had fused together, and a massive fear response that overpowered my flight instincts and left me staring at a bloody room with a demon person holding a severed pig head over his/her/its pen--

you know what Internet, you win. I quit. I quit the internet.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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You'll be back. They all come back.

[–]bmg50barrett 0 points1 point ago

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I came.

[–]mnb82209 18 points19 points ago

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Alright, thanks for playing!! We have some wonderful parting gifts to take home with you!

[–]spoatnik 13 points14 points ago

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Let's see now... a box of CopyPasta©, Internet's Greatest Hits (Friday, Never Gonna Give You Up, Doom Music), an AOL 30 day free trial, another box of CopyPasta©, one large cat and a screaming 12-year-old. Again, thanks for playing!

[–]philonius 1 point2 points ago

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Also a wee bit of PTSD. On behalf of /b/, reddit, and everyone else who hurt you: we're sorry.

[–]spoatnik 2 points3 points ago

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That's the runner-up prize. One certificate good for two months of psychiatric assistance and spa treatments.

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[–]Smurfmagic 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry you're not alone...in the laughing. I can not vouch for your relationship status. Being a /b veteran, it changes your idea of gross.

[–]WhenUFapAUnicornDies 1 point2 points ago

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I frequently laugh histerically when terrified. Like on the roller coaster, my bf thought I was having the time of my life, while I was close to puking, crying and pissing my pants.

[–]rational_agent 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't notice the tag either...shiver.

[–]philonius 1 point2 points ago

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"NSFL?!? HA! Not for MY life, I'll bet, because I am tough and cynical..."

clickety

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[–]skwishems 0 points1 point ago

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Crotch flavor

[–]CoyoteGriffin 17 points18 points ago

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It is like looking into a nightmare.

[–]HumpingDog 3 points4 points ago

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or a wet dream

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i love you

[–]nm3210 0 points1 point ago

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At least he's smiling.

[–]knerp 0 points1 point ago

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What do you mean?

[–]CoyoteGriffin 0 points1 point ago

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The title of this thread is "this image cannot be explained".

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Looks like a level of DOOM.

[–]ChubDawg420 5 points6 points ago

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doom ii: hell in the basement

[–]AllTattedUpJay 9 points10 points ago

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and thats why we get the fuck out of the basement when the lights go out.

[–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

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where moot is the final boss.

[–]Estoye 0 points1 point ago

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The odd thing is, I'm pretty sure I know what that would sound like.

[–]SeaEych 10 points11 points ago

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Logical explanation = photoshop Probable explanation = Russia

[–]Rainman86 18 points19 points ago*

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I’ll try: This poor man’s home was recently flooded causing damage to the insulation. He had a good deal of experience working with fiberglass insulation and knew any clothing he wore would become forever itchy. Of course his hair would catch just as many of the fibers creating an itchy scalp not even Head&Shoulders could cure. So he cleaverly stripped naked, donned his mothers finest wig and set to work. To his surprise he found that one of his neighbor’s pigs had gotten loose and managed to make its way into the basement during the chaos of the flood. Our hero was locked in mortal combat with the mad hog for hours until atlast only one was left standing. He removed the head of his deceased adversary and took time to pose for a picture commemorating this glorious victory.

Edit: TIL adversary is not spelled advisary

[–]Rust_E_Shackleford 1 point2 points ago

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I liked this until you said "advisary"

[–]Johnnythegoodboy[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Also, "cleaverly"

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 1 point2 points ago

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He stripped naked with a cleaver. What's wrong with that?

[–]TimDave 9 points10 points ago

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"WELCOME TO MY BACONARIUM"

[–]Al3xPKeaton 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like Hamilton Morris.

[–]Plumerian 6 points7 points ago

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That is Hamilton Morris.

[–]OCDTrigger 2 points3 points ago

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Wait isn't that Hamilton Morris?

[–]raekion 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's Hamilton Morris

[–]Plumerian 4 points5 points ago

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With a ham, no less.

[–]cujojack 20 points21 points ago

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same deal with added flare... also nsfw

http://imgur.com/V6dIz

[–]statikuz 10 points11 points ago

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same deal with added flare

http://i.imgur.com/Z7Laq.jpg

FTFY

[–]right_in_two 5 points6 points ago

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How many pieces of flare do you have?

[–]cujojack 1 point2 points ago

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"If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

[–]NotWorthIt 11 points12 points ago

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It's obviously the basement of the internet.

[–]runtaylor 3 points4 points ago

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That's Hamilton Morris. Him being who he is pretty much explains that picture. Also it's actually shopped the original is from slutever (a blog)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever i see this, the thing that disturbs me most is the positioning of his legs.. WHYY!?

[–]Heckle 9 points10 points ago*

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Caged and alone since early childhood his life in the dank basement is punctuated by blinding and bewildering flashes. These occasion the introduction of new items for which he hasn't words to describe; rather, his joyful appreciation finds expression in bestial grunts. Soft fleshy things so very much like himself are for a time his playmates, friends even lovers. In the damp darkness when eventual and inevitable rot begins his festering companions are consumed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Out of all the horrifying things you just said, I now have the mental image of fucking a pile of fiberglass insulation. Soooo..... thanks for that.

[–]dragn99 5 points6 points ago

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See, at first you look at this man and you think he's weird. But look again.

He has a hobby that he loves, and the finances to support that hobby. He's got his shit together, which is more than most people can say.

[–]tyr02 0 points1 point ago

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Haaa! Hilarious connection

[–]thecoolestdude 2 points3 points ago

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Someone needs to explain this.

[–]TooMuchTime87 0 points1 point ago

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explanation: photoshop

[–]denim-chicken 2 points3 points ago

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He's clearly not allowed to leave that basement. EVER.

[–]HyeR 2 points3 points ago

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Im sure this is what hell looks like.

[–]funkengruven88 3 points4 points ago

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Sure it can.

Insanity.

[–]Durp676 3 points4 points ago

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I'm now convinced NSFL means Not Safe For Life.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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It does.

[–]Koonga 1 point2 points ago

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what did you think it stood for?

[if it makes you feel any better, until 2 years ago I thought the saying was "first cat off the rank"]

[–]grundissimo 2 points3 points ago

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apparently some say it's supposed to mean not safe for lunch. I think not safe for life is more applicable for most things with that tag anyways.

[–]Durp676 0 points1 point ago

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Not safe for lunch.

[–]understanding_pear 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most unintentionally funny comment I've seen on reddit in weeks.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points ago

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No, the other white meat.

[–]easygenius 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a still from a film adaptation of Lovecraft's The Rats in the Walls.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Meth. not even once.

And especially not daily.

[–]JmizzleDizzle 1 point2 points ago

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What type of mind state do you have to be in to get this whole scene going? Is that really meat hanging from the ceiling? Why.

[–]AmatureHour 1 point2 points ago

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Am i the only one fapping? Nsfl right?

[–]fourfrequency 1 point2 points ago

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nawww bro

[–]big_jannie 1 point2 points ago

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These women have found the man they spent their lives dreaming about. Being a pork slaughterhouse freak not looking so bad now, eh?

[–]meatsweat 1 point2 points ago

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Man. Dave Grohl is one seriously fucked up guy.

[–]Gazz 1 point2 points ago

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my reaction: this is probably one of THE most fucked up things Ive ever seen.. saves pic

[–]i8ramen 2 points3 points ago

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It's an old photoshop

[–]Bradical123 1 point2 points ago

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Explanation= An already creepy looking kid + Photoshop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pig wang is a legitimate medical condition that causes an abnormal swelling of the penis, a malnourished appearance, and abnormal exuberance at being in dank well insulated spaces

Wikipedia

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes it can. (4chan)

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[–]dfactoblaster 0 points1 point ago

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pics or it didn't happen

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[–]dfactoblaster -2 points-1 points ago

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:( you have my sympathies, 'mlady. and an upboat. thought it would be a funny thing to say but they should really have that nsfl tag in all caps. i was eating and felt pretty nauseous if it makes you feel better.

[–]yourunclechuck 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of the movie castlefreak http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112643/

[–]Romanulus 0 points1 point ago

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flappo the grate

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

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Meat curtains that match the meat carpet. Complementary meat ceiling too.

[–]thewithcking 0 points1 point ago

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I am afraid to upvote this because it might signal the necessity for the internet to stop.

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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Either those are some fucking huge bricks, or he's a pixie.

[–]IHaveALargePenis 0 points1 point ago

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It would be much better if he shaved every hair on his body. With that hipster haircut he doesn't look very threatening.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree. SFL.

[–]Lemonegro 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I look at this I discover what's wrong with the world.

[–]dragonmaster182 0 points1 point ago

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fucking new metal scene kids.. you look tuff bro

[–]reyno28 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG I didn't realize it was nsfl until it was too late :(

[–]kilrizzy 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the scene from Sleepaway Camp

[–]hullaballoon 0 points1 point ago

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Not today, internet.

[–]dld80132 0 points1 point ago

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He should be eating the pig instead of porking it.

[–]dfactoblaster 0 points1 point ago

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FFFFFFFFUUUUUuuuu I was eating

[–]NegetronKarma 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this I laugh!

[–]raider1v11 0 points1 point ago

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how and why. please explain.

[–]DoctorDanger 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah honestly, how is he so skinny with all that food around him?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's called art, bro.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I browse.

[–]Stephanie7even 0 points1 point ago

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This may just epitomize my deepest nightmares culminated into one room and one zombie-like demon human.

[–]Shins 0 points1 point ago

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That NSFL tag is not big enough; I simultaneously clicked and saw that nsfl tag, too late.

[–]IDontKnowWhattowrite 0 points1 point ago

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this was the person in the creepy house in the blare witch movie.

[–]whoamomma 0 points1 point ago

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

[–]killbot5000 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the poop-nazi roommate story. Maybe it's the same guy?

[–]Fidgetstic 0 points1 point ago

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I almost shit my pants

[–]Higher-Primate 0 points1 point ago

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YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

[–]brownacid 0 points1 point ago

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HEY PIG! HEY MOTHERF**KING PIG!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think this belongs in /r/Spacedicks

[–]fleelix 0 points1 point ago

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I can't say this has ever happened before, but I found myself laughing out loud (at the expression on the gentleman's face) while simultaneously covering the screen and frantically clicking back.

[–]zippcast 0 points1 point ago

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This Is really fucked up. It's going be stuck in the back of my head for a long time. Geeeettttt iiittttt ooooouuuuttttt

[–]netgod2002 0 points1 point ago

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I swear, shit just gets weirder and weirder on this site.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What ... The ... Fuck ...

[–]deltib 0 points1 point ago

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OMG! All that fiber glass everywhere, and he's not even wearing gloves!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just a thought...is that guy fucking that piggys head?

[–]diminutivetom 0 points1 point ago

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It's a naked man holding a pig head in front of his crotch, what's left to explain?

[–]rasolne 0 points1 point ago

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relevant NSFW/Deliverance spoilers

[–]jonathanownbey 0 points1 point ago

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At work and soooo curious. Damn you, internet!!

[–]Rick_Rambis 0 points1 point ago

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That will haunt my dreams...

[–]Trolltrollrolllol 0 points1 point ago

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That guy might be a serial killer

[–]thorper -1 points0 points ago

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not wilbur!

[–]valkyrio -1 points0 points ago

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some guy fucking around in the underchambers of a slaughterhouse.

[–]hobbesrulez -2 points-1 points ago

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WTFFFF MAKE THIS NSFW

[–]NSFW_Advisor 3 points4 points ago

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You should be working at work, not browsing reddit.

P.S. It is marked NSFL.