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[–]botman 56 points57 points ago

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[–]Diels_Alder 7 points8 points ago

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Oh my word.

[–]Elshupacabra 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my word. (makes me say) Oh my gawd!

FTFY

[–]highboyfresh 5 points6 points ago

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I know those girls are yelling and stuff, but everyone there should be FAR more excited.

[–]TheAngrySpanker 2 points3 points ago

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That was amazing.

[–]ItsHammerTime 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed.

[–]westonci -4 points-3 points ago

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i see virgins everywhere

[–]APiousCultist 7 points8 points ago

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Sex can wait, Vader cannot.

[–]lisabadcat 14 points15 points ago

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This is not how you remove mines.

[–]Onyxpanda 0 points1 point ago

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Whew, thanks for the heads-up...

Puts down hammer

[–]sefirot_jl 21 points22 points ago

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hey, i am from mexico and i grew up near the small town were they do that. Its an anual party. it consist in 2 parts, in the afternoon all the town folks do the hammer thing with petards (but small ones), after the hammers they began to throw the petards to other persons ( its crazy but legal for that day) and in the night they fire a castle made of fire works

PD. sry for my bad english

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your English is fine. CASTLE MADE OF FIREWORKS?! Are foreigners welcome? When is it? Can I go?!?!?!?

[–]revhq 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. This sounds stupidly dangerous/awesome.

[–]sefirot_jl 0 points1 point ago

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its once every year but each town has his own party in diferent days of the year, so if you ever come,im prety sure you can find one in that month ( normally most of the partys are in the corn season, august to september)

[–]rAxxt 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah...well that guy was most definitely almost hoist with his own petard.

[–]RioTequila 0 points1 point ago

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Donde?

[–]sefirot_jl 0 points1 point ago

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en el estado de mexico, sona este, por la carretera mexico-puebla.

[–]morphine12 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact, petard is french and roughly translates to "farter".

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sefirot_jl 0 points1 point ago

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ya, that's part of the party

[–]mastermayhem 7 points8 points ago

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Full video?

[–]smanders36 15 points16 points ago

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[–]revhq 4 points5 points ago

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Can someone explain why there are Mexican children walking around with their faces covered wielding bomb hammers?

[–]aquaventure 0 points1 point ago

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I think a redditor said the last time that it was posted that it had something to do with flaunting one's masculinity. Don't take that as the absolute truth though, I never verified it.

[–]Asliceofpizza 3 points4 points ago

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He won that round.

[–]westonci -1 points0 points ago

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he gets all the girls

[–]kartoffelheinz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]influenceuh 4 points5 points ago

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somebody please explain this phenomenon

[–]TheHalf 10 points11 points ago

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They take explosives (think blasting caps) i honestly cant remember the exact type they use, then fix it to one end of a sledge hammer. Then the game is who can launch their hammer the highest by slamming it into the ground. Not very brilliant, but fun to watch.

[–]BArmstrong 4 points5 points ago

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Yes...

...but why?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The question is not "why?" The question is "now that you know this can be done, why are you not doing it RIGHT NOW?"

[–]Carthoris 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of hitting a mine with the hammer in Super Smash Bros.

[–]up-quark 2 points3 points ago

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Thor lives!!!

[–]IronicLemon 1 point2 points ago

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He forgot to stop first.

[–]jasonjulias 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

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Good eye. I had to do a bit of digging, but I found the original. http://img.reversegif.com/3688.gif

[–]LarryTanilow 4 points5 points ago

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"BACK TO FROM WHICH YOU CAME, DEMONS!"

[–]SketchyMcGeee 1 point2 points ago

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If you watch closely you can see his cock fall out after he hits the cap.

[–]TehHax 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously what is that thing?

[–]ayelix 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately it is not his cock. Just a handkerchief.

[–]SanitySquad 0 points1 point ago

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Well, his hammertime will definitely be stopped.

[–]duxup 0 points1 point ago

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So what is up with that?

[–]HEIT4 2 points3 points ago

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Landmine right of passage.

[–]grantiepantie 0 points1 point ago

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Jimmy STOP!!!! KABOOOOM

[–]Gatulino 0 points1 point ago

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Some men just want to see the world erm go boom?

[–]ratebeer 0 points1 point ago

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Also released under the title, "PutMyEyesBackInTheirSocketsTime"

[–]iamtimeless 0 points1 point ago

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This is a yearly tradition in some south American country, if I recall correctly. The miners in the town attach dynamite and blasting caps to sledgehammers and try to out do one another. Human stupidity knows no bounds.

[–]french_ferguson 0 points1 point ago

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Hoisted with his own petard! Good show!

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point ago

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More likely it's permanent-hearing-loss-time :)

[–]SilasTomorrow 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, stop.

[–]JustDiveIn212 0 points1 point ago

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What's up with the dildo that flies out of of his pants?

[–]Bar_Mitzvah_MC 0 points1 point ago

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The mexican bomb hammer.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh he touched this

[–]yuno10 0 points1 point ago

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Man, those clown shows in Mexico are hilarious.

[–]nard-el 0 points1 point ago

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This is the ONLY way he can get off these days. Jacking off to minesweeper from windows 97 wasn't doing it for him anymore.

[–]ItsHammerTime 0 points1 point ago

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What time is it?

[–]blackcasper 0 points1 point ago

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cant touch this.

[–]Senator_Christmas 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else feel like mad dancing should ensue?

[–]bugsyLA -1 points0 points ago

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Oh ohoh Oh ohoh stop...hamertime

[–]skags -1 points0 points ago

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To the dick!

[–]hawkxxs -1 points0 points ago

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ah, beat me to it, came here to see if anyone had said, enjoy the upvote!

[–]Number_6 -1 points0 points ago

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I can't stop watching.

[–]outkasted -2 points-1 points ago

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That's precisely how I use Potato Mines to weaken Gargantuars.