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[–]TeedleJay 528 points529 points ago

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I am as anti-GOP as the next Redditor, but that was a Goddamn ninja dodge & I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

[–]neverRong 64 points65 points ago

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Say what you want about his policies, but everyone will have to admit the man could dodge a shoe.

[–]predator101 2 points3 points ago

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If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a ball

[–]conman10102 308 points309 points ago

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Furthermore he gets right back up and stares the dude right back in the face. As much as it pains me to admit bush is quite the boss in this image.

[–]collapsible_chopstix 202 points203 points ago

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He also has a smirk on his face! Totally badass.

[–]Tokugawa 229 points230 points ago

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I think his default face is smirk.

[–]ghostchamber 64 points65 points ago

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His default face is troll.

[–]herbhemphuffer 6 points7 points ago

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"opps ya missed me,oops missed me again"

[–]thudwhomper 4 points5 points ago

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Bush is such an agile little monkey. He's probably smirking thinking of himself as Neo in The Matrix.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]thudwhomper 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome. Thanks!

[–]lvachon 44 points45 points ago

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I love his smirk, I think the shoe throw instantly transported him back to his partying youth. Obviously he's dodged many things thrown at his head in the past.

[–]Akeii 54 points55 points ago

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Waaay too many points allotted to Dexterity. I always knew that was his problem.

[–]omglazers 16 points17 points ago

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Apparently when Bush picked his class he decided INT was a dump stat

[–]meateatr 18 points19 points ago

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he's also murmuring, "what the fuck..." i'm pretty sure

[–]dancemonkey 10 points11 points ago

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Thinking the same thing. Big smile, artful dodge, though he had to be thinking "This is fun, but I hope these aren't exploding shoes."

[–]im_her_father 9 points10 points ago

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I'd have a smirk too knowing that this guy is about to get water-boarded.

[–]Furiousmoe 3 points4 points ago

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"haha, I dodged those shoes like I dodged those WMD questions..... and the draft. hehe"

[–]Tokugawa 28 points29 points ago

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I'm still surprised he didn't just stand there and snatch them out of the air like some modern-day version of Darth Vader vs Han in Cloud City.

[–]adamsimon 15 points16 points ago

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That would've blown his cover. I don't think you understand the power of the Dark Side.

[–]CocoSavege 5 points6 points ago*

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Well, we all know that Cheney is the Sith Lord. But Dubya was a misdirection at best. A kind of all-hat-no-cowboy Darth Jar-Jar, if you will.

"Meee-sa da decida!"

[–]Etnies419 0 points1 point ago

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Darth Jar-Jar

Dear lord, what have you created?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's what Cheney would have done.

[–]craneomotor 16 points17 points ago

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And that half-assed block attempt was all his wingman could bring to the game.

[–]Wind789 0 points1 point ago

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almost looks like hes hitting him over the head

[–]Magnora 0 points1 point ago

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"Look, I helped you! Now sign contract."

[–]ghostchamber 0 points1 point ago

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He kind of had a smirk, or at least it looked like one.

[–]n3v3rm0re 57 points58 points ago

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I believe this is relevant...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I voted for the guy, but sadly, Obama's board wouldn't look a whole lot better. He would, however, look a lot cooler standing in front of it and sound a whole lot smarter talking about it.

[–]youtwo 10 points11 points ago

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It was a catchable pass...

[–]Durp676 4 points5 points ago

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I will always believe he was better than Lincoln...

...at ducking

[–]mindbleach 1 point2 points ago

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Seconded. For all the shit I talked about coke-based brain damage during his Presidency, motherfucker has some nice reflexes.

[–]MrrrrSparrrrkle 1 point2 points ago

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cocaine's a powerful drug

[–]fadedsun 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. The man has reflexes. He also could throw out a first pitch.

[–]glenomenon 1 point2 points ago

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If only he could get out of foreign military conflicts as deftly as he gets out of the way of flying shoes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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not as good as Obama's ninja fly killing moves

[–]muntadhar_al_zaidi 237 points238 points ago

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Incidentally this was the greatest moment in my life too. Too bad I missed. I was looking to actually drawing blood.

[–]elmonstro12345 57 points58 points ago

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redditor for 1 year

how have I not seen this account before?

[–]Reason_Unknown 169 points170 points ago

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He was out buying new shoes.

[–]Drifter35 40 points41 points ago

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SLOW CLAP

[–]novanuus 4 points5 points ago

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Clap

[–]Corn_Cob_Pipe 5 points6 points ago

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...................Clap

[–]heffocheffefer 1 point2 points ago

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I would have expected you to say that you no-one knows.

[–]SirSandGoblin 30 points31 points ago

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He started out on the wrong foot.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Really had to shoehorn that one in, didn't you?

[–]Nirnaeth 7 points8 points ago

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Is a pun thread afoot?

[–]gmbel 6 points7 points ago

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It's going to be absolutely laced with bad puns.

[–]p5ycho29 1 point2 points ago

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another pun thread, you all have no sole.

[–]supervillainbow 97 points98 points ago

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I love his little grinning face after the first shoe. It's almost as if some kid's just started an impromptu game of shoe throw.

[–]nhlord 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, the only thing that could have made this better would have been Bush saying, "Oh, a shoe thrower are you? I grew up playing shoe throw! It's on little man!"

[–]supervillainbow 21 points22 points ago

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"Normally, when me and Jeb played shoe throw... I was the A-rab and he was the Cowboy..."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Read that in Adam West's voice (reminds me of the kind of things he says on Family Guy).

[–]Deutscher_Aggie 2 points3 points ago

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You threw your shoes? Awesome. Let's see you dodge 20 SS agents the way I dodged your shoes.

[–]Y0urMom 4 points5 points ago

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How great would it have been had he thrown a shoe back? I mean it probably would have sunk him politically but it would have been memorable.

[–]porwegiannussy 25 points26 points ago

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probably would have sunk him politically

yeah good thing he dodged that bullet

[–]BritainRitten 2 points3 points ago

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No no, it was a shoe.

[–]fman5k 122 points123 points ago

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If only Lincoln could duck like that

[–]necromessiah 80 points81 points ago

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too soon.

[–]lastbastion 32 points33 points ago

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I checked and it takes 146 years before assassinations are funny. fman5k missed it by a day ಠ_ಠ

[–]necromessiah 1 point2 points ago

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It is now safe to say

If only Lincoln could duck like that

[–]opskiwla 7 points8 points ago

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In his defense, he was up against a bullet.

[–]CiD7707 11 points12 points ago

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More like he had his back against a bullet.

[–]pockmark 54 points55 points ago

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Who throws a shoe, Really?

[–]david622 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, you fight like a woman.

[–]Fyrezerk 8 points9 points ago

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This comment got me over 2k upvotes on the Digg article when this first happened :D

[–]napalmx 13 points14 points ago

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they were called...diggs

[–]rossiFan 4 points5 points ago

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How soon the great Digg fades from our minds.

Hearts and thoughts they fade,

Fade away.

-Eddie Vedder

[–]pockmark 0 points1 point ago

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Who reads DIGG, really?

[–]Mcfrack 14 points15 points ago

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Throwing a shoe at someone is a sign of the utmost disrespect in arab countries.

[–]lambcaseded 46 points47 points ago

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Whoosh

[–]meefozio 11 points12 points ago

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*honestly!

[–]Messiah 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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the shoes were later destroyed by US and Iraqi security forces

Someone needs to animate this.

[–]pfeff 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping they were being preserved until they're sold on eBay.

[–]wuhuuobama 36 points37 points ago

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ahhhh good ole GW.. Now that guy was an entertainer. You just don't see these golden nuggets from Barry Obama.

[–]FormulateInfinity 42 points43 points ago

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Comedians everywhere cried the day Bush left office.

[–]chungdy 14 points15 points ago

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SNL ratings crash to the floor when Bush left

[–]barcodescanner 2 points3 points ago

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The only legitimate reason to elect Palin.

[–]TrevorPace 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not convinced it would be worth it.

[–]barcodescanner 1 point2 points ago

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OK, we'll call it a concession prize. Because you know SNL would be fucking hilarious for 4 years.

[–]reticulate 3 points4 points ago

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Tina Fey could probably retire on that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, Obama had already named Biden by then.

[–]Thundershrimp 6 points7 points ago

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Too bad they've got a good muzzle on Biden now.

[–]FormulateInfinity 0 points1 point ago

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Zing!

[–]dlb223 3 points4 points ago

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Nobody can make any jokes about Barack Obama. Even racist Obama jokes aren't funny.

[–]BrianNowhere 7 points8 points ago

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Barack Obama walks into a bar and says, "I'd like to order a drink please".

Damn, you're right.

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 14 points15 points ago

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Have you heard about the new Obama Happy Meal for kids at McDonalds? It comes with a promise that they'll get a toy someday.

(I had to Google for this one.)

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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Barack Obama and the Pope walk into a bar.....

aww, I've got nothing.

[–]QuesoPantera 2 points3 points ago

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Probably because the only stereotypical thing about him is liking basketball.

[–]austin713 4 points5 points ago

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True... if you're a Democrat

[–]DaMountainDwarf 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine many jobs were lost. Probably added to the recession.

[–]mixamillion 2 points3 points ago

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:;:BlackBarry

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

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Idk, the clip of Obama slapping the fly was pretty cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbUH_iVjYw

[–]HalcyonCross 69 points70 points ago

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[–]WildYams 53 points54 points ago

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[–]sockthepuppetry 6 points7 points ago

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OMG, I love the internet.

[–]ACDCGAMER 2 points3 points ago

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Shoot! It was so close, too!

[–]HalcyonCross 0 points1 point ago

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Gotcha! Wild Dubya was just pretending to be caught!

[–]BobFrapples2 2 points3 points ago

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but he never caught him.

[–]Sovekop 5 points6 points ago

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Should've used Presidential Poké Ball.

[–]Metallipod 9 points10 points ago

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His midichlorian count is off the charts!

[–]Scudda 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen a security hologram of him... clearing brush...

[–]FrankSpank 10 points11 points ago

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That's what happens when you don't have the Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsVgiuZgShM

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Perhaps it was one of the greatest moments...it illustrated a new Iraq, one with freedom of speech. Sure, al-Zaidi spent 9 months in jail for the crime of assaulting a foreign leader...but that's nothing compared to what would have happened to him if he did that to Saddam. Of course, he wouldn't have had the balls to do that in Saddam's Iraq either...

[–]Safari_Ken 23 points24 points ago

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I humbly disagree.

[–]sgt_shizzles 11 points12 points ago

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How the shit did I not know about this? That was the single most awkward thing I've ever seen in my life.

[–]you_rebel_scum 4 points5 points ago

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Buster! Can you not do that, buddy?

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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He was strangling Angela Merkel???!! omg.

[–]Safari_Ken 2 points3 points ago

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Somehow strangling would have been less creepy than the "friendly neckrub".

[–]abasss 0 points1 point ago

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We can always say that Angela is an undercover nazi.

[–]I_am_anonymous 1 point2 points ago

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I would rate this as the moment at which I was most embarrassed to be an American. Yes, we elected this dipshit. Twice.

[–]thealmightydru 5 points6 points ago

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Speak for yourself.

[–]Nefertiitii 14 points15 points ago

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Brought back the good memories.

[–]Patrick5555 54 points55 points ago

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Look at the smile on his face, he's just like "Heh, nice try, brownie"

[–]zelda_leonhart 16 points17 points ago

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I think he's pretty pleased with his ducking technique.

[–]OldGrandet 43 points44 points ago

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I love the way Dubya pops back up after the first shoe, grinning like an idiot. Then: "Oh, shit -- he's one of us two-shoe guys!"

[–]thealmightydru 5 points6 points ago

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"We forgot to blow the legs off this one!"

[–]yerlittlesquid 0 points1 point ago

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swift ninja tactics

[–]cornholio12 13 points14 points ago

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[–]monkeyh425 7 points8 points ago

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A youtube video of cnn showing a youtube video. Pretty meta.

[–]TrollingProblem 6 points7 points ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]yerlittlesquid 0 points1 point ago

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awesome. funny, i was thinking of this dance

[–]merkinbarbie 7 points8 points ago

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That brand of shoe became wildly popular in the Middle East after this.

No joke.

[–]poopinmysoup 2 points3 points ago

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Is this a joke?

[–]merkinbarbie 0 points1 point ago

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No. Dead serious. The manufacturer of that shoe got rich selling that style of shoe after this.

Just like Osama was a wildly popular name for baby boys after 9/11. Yes, really.

[–]nessiecakes 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone else not realize that the shoe thrown at Bush (while yes, admittedly funny) was an insult to not just him but the entire United States?

[–]IAmASpy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm proud that the entire United States handled it like such a boss then. We can fucking dodge a shoe in this country.

[–]abasss 2 points3 points ago

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Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

[–]shooptek 2 points3 points ago

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In the words of Rip Torn, "If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge accusations of fucking up the USA."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I still like the time he landed on an aircraft carrier.

[–]CapNRoddy 2 points3 points ago

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That's those lizard man reflexes.

[–]b-man 8 points9 points ago

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I really liked when he choked on the pretzel though there is no video footage of it. It will live on in my mind's eye though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I am tired of people ragging on W. Time to move on.

[–]jslocomb 6 points7 points ago

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While not a fan of President Bush, he was our President.

So I guess what I'm saying is, Fuck you, shoe thrower.

[–]hurf_mcdurf 1 point2 points ago

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I don't see any reason not to, really. I'll second that fuck you just for the sake of increasing enmity.

[–]idiotboxq 1 point2 points ago

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Several years from now, my kids will view this and I'll have to explain a whole lotta shit.

[–]cakepound 1 point2 points ago

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I also liked when he was on "the pile" in NYC with his arm around a firefighter and he did the whole, "Well, we hear you," when someone shouted that they couldn't hear him. I think that was his best moment. Very presidential. Now that he's out of office, I just hope he doesn't fuck up any more history books.

[–]zoogeystix 1 point2 points ago

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He's totally smiling after he dodges the shoe!

[–]JustJosh4 1 point2 points ago

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That shit eating grin that he comes up with gets me every time.

[–]narcedmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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W, so awesome

[–]morewetchicken 1 point2 points ago

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He's a mountain biker and pretty fit. I'm not surprised at all at his quick reflexes.

[–]lazyl 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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How many boots does he have stacked in there?!?! He just keep on throwing and throwing...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Eventually he runs out; the chase scene at the end is epic

[–]lewystud 0 points1 point ago

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im surprised the secret service let him even get that 2nd one off, and that he didn't end up with a double tap to the heart

[–]zentakii 1 point2 points ago

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I don't really understand why this guy wasn't pounced on by about 20 Secret Service minders the second he made any movement!

[–]neverender141 2 points3 points ago

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that fucker came outta nowhere...

[–]yeahmuffins 1 point2 points ago

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the only thing GW was thinking was, "hah, now to watch that dude get tackled"

[–]bmbgreen 1 point2 points ago

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I watch this and hear Eddie Murphy in my head saying "You missed me bitch!"

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to write this exact thing!! Upvote

[–]Marashio 1 point2 points ago

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Cheerleading keeps you limber.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I watched like 24 loops, it's mesmerizing

[–]jimjoebob 1 point2 points ago

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note to future shoe throwers: get both shoes in hand before launching. Zing shoes in quicker succession so that as the deserving douche recovers from his first duck, he gets struck in the face with the second.

hindsight= 20/20. sigh....

[–]nino999999 1 point2 points ago

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I much prefer the clip of him trying to leave through a door that wasn't actually a door.

[–]hoffey 0 points1 point ago

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What has been Obama's greatest moment so far? Just sayin'

[–]dogbreathsmellsbad 0 points1 point ago

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missed me missed me asshat

[–]bladzalot 0 points1 point ago

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Good dodge bro!

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

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He was in a great mood because he finally finished reading Superfudge.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was pretty pathetic. Fuck that shoe throwing bastard

[–]LANKumentary 0 points1 point ago

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Throwing your shoes at someone = commitment

[–]new_math 0 points1 point ago

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At one point in his presidency Bush set a record for positive approval ratings. Was it right after this?

[–]wheelinthesky 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure it was shortly after 9/11

[–]dumbphonesrule 0 points1 point ago

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It also gave rise to lots of copycats in different countries against different leaders.

[–]J4011 0 points1 point ago

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Presidential Cameos: Clinton- Hangover 2 Bush- Dodgeball 2

[–]MadBum 0 points1 point ago

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You have to respect Bush for getting right back up. You can picture the gears turning in his head, thinking to himself (in a Texan accent) "Should I jump 'im? Should I?"

[–]hbeck13 0 points1 point ago

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say what you will, but that crazy bastard must be a dodgeball all-star

[–]paa79594 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if they gave him his shoes back?

[–]kcg5 0 points1 point ago

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I'm still surprised he wasn't shot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does Bush laugh a little after the first shoe is thrown?

[–]computerguy23 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SomeAudioGuy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm still surprised secret service agents didn't drop that guy before the second shoe... Guess no one wanted to take a potential shoe bomb for dubya...

[–]dwightmoody 0 points1 point ago

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That guy really did know how to dodge, weave, and avoid.

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I truly wonder if his approval ratting went up that day.

[–]dumquestiongenerator 0 points1 point ago

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If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a dodgeball.

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently, Eddie Murphy is popular in Iraq, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkNzbRDvKs

[–]hurf_mcdurf 0 points1 point ago

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Every time he dodges that damned shoe, by God if I can't help but say, "Whoa!!" as if I, myself, was dodging it.

[–]dgtlhrt 0 points1 point ago

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Bush prob was the one behind that guy throwing the shoe at him in the first place.

"listen, as I start to ramble on about nonsense in a nonsensical way at some point when I'm really making no sense at all, you get up and hurl your shoe at my face!"

[–]byttle 0 points1 point ago

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how would the world have changed had he not dodged the shoe?

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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I'd still have a beer with him.

[–]toy205 0 points1 point ago

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we voted for who could dodge a shoe the best. I think we made the right choice

[–]AhhhBROTHERS 0 points1 point ago

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he's quick, right? Something always makes me laugh when I see this...

[–]Rex_Lee 0 points1 point ago

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"Missed me, bitch!"

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

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He is the One!

[–]MacheteSaucisson 0 points1 point ago

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I swear I red "bush at the greatest moment of pregnancy"... And clicked...

[–]in_the_woods 0 points1 point ago

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one of the MLB teams should have picked that guy up. Both were right down the pipe.

[–]d2keen 0 points1 point ago

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If he only could of caught it......nothing would of changed

[–]TheRealPariah 0 points1 point ago

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dodge dip duck dive and dodge

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Great dodge and then continued on.

Obama would cry like a little bitch.

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Great dodge and then continued on.

Obama would cry like a little bitch.

[–]Eighthsin 0 points1 point ago

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That shoe throwing man is a hero! Not just a hero of his nation or ours, but of the entire world!

[–]HandsomeDan 0 points1 point ago

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I saw him throw out the first pitch for the Washington nationals. He had a cannon for a man his age...awful president tho

[–]Zigtastic 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently people in the middle east throw like fragile little girls.

[–]Imhotep64 0 points1 point ago

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Now that I think about it, He totally dodged those like a pro XD

[–]ramsfan420 0 points1 point ago

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He has coke like reflexs

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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This asshole is at least indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands and he's now on tour making boatloads of cash promoting a book bragging about it. No justice in this world.

[–]knodix 0 points1 point ago

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I wished that would have hit him on his monkey face so bad.

[–]lilskr4p_Y 0 points1 point ago

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i disagree with this post

[–]swimmer23 0 points1 point ago

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I see your shoe and raise you a fly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdSzAo1do4

[–]BadWolf2386 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you could say that when they ranked Bush's greatest presidential moments....this one was a shoo-in.

[–]BackslashMonkeybombs 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD I WATCHED THAT FOR AN HOUR!?!