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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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[–]Kirjath 102 points103 points ago

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Don't ruin the punchline of the joke

[–]Pravusmentis 32 points33 points ago

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yeah what a prick

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Oh, leaf him alone.

[–]AskMeAboutMyWiener 11 points12 points ago*

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Let's nip this in the PUNS STOP HERE.

[–]divor 16 points17 points ago

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I wonder where your anger stems from.

[–]saintlawrence 0 points1 point ago

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He's infertile.

[–]gropo 0 points1 point ago

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No need to verbally pistil whip a guy.

[–]AskMeAboutMyWiener -4 points-3 points ago

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It starts at the base of my wiener and works it's way up the shaft.

[–]sierrabravo1984 -2 points-1 points ago

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and... thread's done with like a wilted flower.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Why are you going so rosy in the face?

[–]HardCorwen 10 points11 points ago

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Buttersafe.com easily one of my favorite online comics

[–]Nintendud 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. I'm hoping for a decent Buttersafe Expo in Massachusetts this year.

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to have gone to that

[–]Nintendud 0 points1 point ago

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You know that Buttersafe Expos are organized by members of the community for members of the community, right?

There's nothing stopping you from organizing one in your area!

http://www.buttersafeexpo.com/

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh!!!!

[–]Nintendud 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Unfortunately, unless you're in California, you won't meet the strip authors at your local Buttersafe Expo. But you'll enjoy pizza with fans!

...if you can convince them to come on the forums.

My friends tried to organize one in Boston two years ago. We were the only ones to show up. It was still a great day, though!

[–]slamonkeyboard 1 point2 points ago

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how did the daisy get there? there was no daisy in the other picture

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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just what I thought..

[–]divor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kingclutch 1 point2 points ago

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why would you put the punchline in the title?

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[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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Solution: either a name tag or get drunk and introduce yourself to everyone; then next time you are out, BAM you know everyone

[–]Iceland_jack 0 points1 point ago

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You can't be creepy with a name tag!

[–]potantan 0 points1 point ago

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"penis"

[–]Waphlez 0 points1 point ago

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That's either the smallest man I've seen or someone should call a botanist.

[–]ilmmad 0 points1 point ago

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Perspective.

[–]pieromod 0 points1 point ago

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VERBAL

[–]DrGlorious 0 points1 point ago

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Assassins Weed

[–]Human_Life 0 points1 point ago

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I like plant humor since they are alive.

[–]Shanksta 0 points1 point ago

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I approve.

[–]Subduction 0 points1 point ago

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Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[–]syntaxgs -1 points0 points ago

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That a Vilients

[–]omjezus -1 points0 points ago

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The Rose, nature's troll

[–]Pravusmentis -3 points-2 points ago*

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Give him some tetanus too, tetanus loves anoxic enviroments

Tetanus is a condition caused by the neurotoxin released by (Clostridium tetani? A Clostridium is also responsible for botulism (from the toxin now known as botox), which act slightly similar to the tetanus toxin) an obligate anaerobe. When this bacteria gets in your system it releases a toxin (a three part toxin, some parts have to deal with getting into a cell, others with causing an effect), now this toxin is very special in that it travels retrogradely (the opposite direction of nerve conduction) and somehow finds it's way into an inhibitory cell. Now this is the target area is the tetanus toxin and what happens in that one of the 3 SNARE proteins is rendered ineffective (these SNARE proteins are what enable vesicle fusion [vesicles are filled with transmitters, to be sent to the next cell; when they fuse with the membrane of the same composition they empty their contents into the space on the other side], one protein attaches to vesicles and the other two to the cell membrane (this is often at 'dense areas' where synaptic transmission is concentrated) and when they meet a zipper like action causes the lipid membrane of the vesicle and cell membrane to fuse.). The effect of this is that inhibitory signals can not longer be sent, so once something is activated is won't stop. This leads to ridged paralysis and death by exhaustion. In botulism the toxin can target all 3 SNARE proteins but just happens in the first never cell, not the inhibitory one. The effect of this is flaccid paralysis. On most honeys there will be a warning not to give to infants under 2 years; it is thought that their immune systems cannot handle the botulism that might arise after eating spores in honey (which can survive the postulation process). If this happens it is referred to as 'floppy baby syndrome.'

[–]BarrelAss 0 points1 point ago

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I get something called 'floppy baby syndrome' when my date starts telling me about her kid.

(Date = escort)

[–]smugleafFTW[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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umm, tl;dr please?

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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get your tetanus booster shot