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[–]Kubaker1 7 points8 points ago

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Haha! stupid cat keeps trying, I count at least ten minutes now.

[–]AGGRESSIVEshaft 3 points4 points ago

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*all calico cats are female

[–]warmricepudding 1 point2 points ago

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For realz player?

[–]Damaband41 1 point2 points ago

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Unless it has a rare rare genetic defect. It's the feline equivalent of klinefelter's.

[–]TBMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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1 in 3000 are male

[–]AGGRESSIVEshaft 0 points1 point ago

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you are correct sir.

[–]meegee 2 points3 points ago

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I kept watching this for 5 minutes thinking that if I close the tab kitty would fall to the out of focus lava pit

[–]latorta 2 points3 points ago

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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

[–]Rozenkrantz 2 points3 points ago

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Imagine, 100,000 cats each generating static electricity by trying to run up 100,000 slides. I believe we have found an alternative energy source.

[–]cowlambsheep 1 point2 points ago

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Almost....almost......d'aww........

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points ago

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You gotta push into the sides and use them for grip

[–]varemia 1 point2 points ago

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This cat is smarter than everyone. It knows how to get the same exercise a treadmill gives without having to pay a dime.

[–]superpolarbear 1 point2 points ago

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Don't keep trying, cat! It is a gif! You will never get out!

[–]salmon10 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this most mondays

[–]LukeSkyballer 0 points1 point ago

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Kitten dyno