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[–]JesusDawkins 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, this is really really funny.

A few years ago, I made a pact with a friend (I read about this somewhere on the interwebz). If anything were to ever happen to either of us on our own, the other had to get to the friends computer and delete all the porn.

I gave him the exact file location and any computer passwords he would need, and he gave the same to me. The idea being, without knowing what the other person was into, was sparing your mother the grief of going through your stuff and coming across Big dicks, Little Asians volume 2 after you had passed on.

I'm alive and so is he....

[–]jbigz 2 points3 points ago

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This should be part of the Bro Code.

[–]omgitsjimmy 0 points1 point ago

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there is also a similar scene from Coupling, an awesome British sitcom. all the episodes are on hulu

[–]KaseyKasem 0 points1 point ago

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Alternatively, encrypt everything.

[–]sooperDelicious 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping this would be a picture of Scarlet Johansson.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

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A digital backup of the contents of the Pulp Fiction briefcase.