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[–]smcedged 10 points11 points ago

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I gave that bitch a kid. Bitches love kids.

[–]ipretendiamacat 1 point2 points ago

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Simba should have been prepared.

[–]Isc4riot 0 points1 point ago

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oh how cliver

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It's the ciiiiiiiiircle of life

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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FTFY: ciiiiiiiiirclejerk

[–]barneystephens 2 points3 points ago

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jerkle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]rauxboat 8 points9 points ago

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That's what happens when you lion her too hard.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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DAD: be a little simba-thetic

SON: but she said to Mufasa

[–]rauxboat 4 points5 points ago

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I guess I'm just too nala-istic

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Hopefully this won't leave a Scar

[–]tyler9090 1 point2 points ago

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it's cool, she likes it ra-freaky

[–]Apostrophizer 3 points4 points ago

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He was just trying to get her Timon.

[–]saintlawrence 2 points3 points ago

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I put it in her Pumbaa

[–]SpacemanSpiff0x0 -1 points0 points ago

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You've broken my Zazu!

[–]julioanaya -5 points-4 points ago

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She just got hakuna-matata'd

[–]Concubicycle 2 points3 points ago

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fap fap fap fap

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[–]KousKous 2 points3 points ago

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Why did I just click on a link which ended in "Lion Penis"?

[–]AddbbA 1 point2 points ago

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Look at her she doesn't give a fuck!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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prior to this shot he smacked her before hand and said you will like it

[–]AddbbA 1 point2 points ago

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Your all about the Big and Bold eh

[–]TheTreeMan -1 points0 points ago

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She did it on purpose!

[–]AddbbA -1 points0 points ago

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Gold Digger!

[–]nobleshark 1 point2 points ago

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I think a cricket just crawled up my ass...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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not a single fuck (except that one) was given that day

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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Well let's be honest here, Scar probably raped Nala like every hour of the day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fantasize much?

[–]Damaband41 1 point2 points ago

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Well if you would have read The Lion King Expanded Universe novels, you would perhaps recall the incident when he got his trademark scar from one hot summer afternoon when he took Nala to the watering hole and, in the words of Mufasa, "tried to water her hole".

[–]thomdano 1 point2 points ago

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If Nala and Simba are from the same Pride, wouldn't that make them related?

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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[–]yellis -2 points-1 points ago

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yiff in hell

[–]TATAboxx -1 points0 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......my childhood...it's ruined.