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[–]Purplebuzz 46 points47 points ago

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That's how you get a man to fuck a sink.

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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"So what's the worst thing you've ever fucked?"

"A sink."

"..."

"It was very ergonomic."

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh really?

[–]L2McFace 46 points47 points ago

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With half of a dead, spray-painted hooker?

[–]kudzukosh 5 points6 points ago

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With cellulite.

[–]Tofufile 11 points12 points ago

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I'd still tap that.

[–]Conboy 11 points12 points ago

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Oh no! I can only imagine what the ladies' sinks look like..

[–]ding_dongled 2 points3 points ago

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Clamshell design I'm assuming.

[–]Conboy 1 point2 points ago

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That still sounds rather suited to the guys bathroom.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 9 points10 points ago

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Most women have cellulite somewhere. I've seen anorexics with cellulite. It's just one of those things.

[–]zelda_leonhart 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, you must all be guys. There's really no cellulite.

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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You must have cellulite.

[–]jaroberts24 8 points9 points ago

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Is that Mehanata in NYC?

[–]haPPii[S] 0 points1 point ago

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your local?

[–]Scarfaco 3 points4 points ago

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What about his local?

[–]infidel118i 0 points1 point ago

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I think you tried making a joke about bad grammar, when the grammar was correct. He wasnt asking if he was local, he was asking if it is his local.

[–]haPPii[S] 2 points3 points ago

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beat me to it.

[–]adiman 0 points1 point ago

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why would you ask if the local is his?

[–]jaroberts24 0 points1 point ago

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To answer both questions: Yes I am a local. No that's not my local. Just went there two weekends ago for a b-day party.

[–]hab136 2 points3 points ago*

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"local" is an adjective. It's sometimes misused as a noun.

Edit: wrong, see below.

[–]reauxgg 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hab136 0 points1 point ago

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My bad; apparently I don't know how to work a dictionary.

[–]doctorcrass 15 points16 points ago

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The last one clearly has the technique advantage.

[–]sunpex 0 points1 point ago

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extra up for username

[–]ryfx 6 points7 points ago

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LoL, where in the World is that? I don't want to go there... I just want to know...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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erhm... for science of course...

[–]goodnotgreat 2 points3 points ago

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the jury's still out on science

[–]JackpotDen 1 point2 points ago

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[Nice](/ "Brass eye rules")

[–]Truesday 10 points11 points ago

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Looks like legs of trannies....no tha--

washes hands

[–]dionysian 2 points3 points ago

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yes they do! they look like Frank N Furter's sexy sexy manlegs

[–]staircase 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit, it's time I educated my GF about this now, she has to see the perfection that is obsession!

[–]RandomBystander 0 points1 point ago

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You should take her up to the lab, so she can see what's on the slab. You'll be able to see her shiver with antici...

[–]staircase 3 points4 points ago

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pation goddamn you ! :D

Also, now I know she's a keeper destined to be my wife as she confessed to knowing the movie and loving it and dearly wanting to see it again with me!

[–]dionysian 0 points1 point ago

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don't dream it, BE IT!

[–]vapulate 4 points5 points ago

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lacks a hole

[–]Totes_meh_Goats 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah like it wasn't already awkward enough taking a piss next to a random dude, practically rubbing elbows because there's no divider. Now we get to dry hump a sinks afterwards together.

[–]seagullsong 1 point2 points ago

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But men will love it! Because...something something ass!

[–]wilc8650 1 point2 points ago

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Those look like men's legs in drag.

[–]DCstroller 3 points4 points ago

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Eh maybe if they installed a fleshlight between every pair of legs.

[–]Cabanaman 4 points5 points ago

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More like how to discourage men from washing their hands to avoid awkward moments with strangers.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 2 points3 points ago

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But how do you wash your pants after you've washed your hands?

[–]KnowBrainer 6 points7 points ago

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do they vibrate?

[–]Madd0g 5 points6 points ago

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Damn. I miss having a girlfriend. lol

[–]digitalxn3 3 points4 points ago

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You're on reddit...sshhh

[–]The_Longer 3 points4 points ago

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How to get a man to wash his hands for an hour.

[–]Mitoshi 1 point2 points ago

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This is amazing...

[–]ssporadic 1 point2 points ago

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They have one of these at Bulgarian Bar on Ludlow St., NYC. Doesn't look like the mens room there though.

[–]lady_lifo 1 point2 points ago

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This would work 100% of the time... on straight guys

[–]tonyb6966 1 point2 points ago

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except for SAP

[–]angrybread 1 point2 points ago

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FWD FWD FWD

[–]BearPawB 1 point2 points ago

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In China there was a restaurant that had those exact sinks. Also had one way mirrors by the urinals so as you pissed you could see everyone eating.

[–]ssjumper 0 points1 point ago

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Other restaurants should do this

[–]future_22 1 point2 points ago

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...getting clean and dirty at the same time.

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points ago

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How many times a week do you think the bouncer has stop someone from humping the sinks?

[–]TooHighForThisShit 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah I totally want to get my reproductive organs all up on those cold inanimate objects.

[–]guitarhammer 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me want to wash my hair.

[–]dylanjohnthomas 1 point2 points ago

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i'm gay, what do?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i don't think the logistics of anal differs between the sexes.

[–]fernguts 1 point2 points ago

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There's a man's ass just off screen. Enjoy.

[–]ProjektTHOR 1 point2 points ago

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Implying women always wash theirs.

[–]Internal_Combustion 1 point2 points ago

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Keep treating men like animals and they'll keep acting like it.

[–]Damaband41 -1 points0 points ago

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HEY IF I WANT TO FUCK A SINK I SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO FUCK A SINK I'M A GROWN MAN FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

[–]FURYOFCAPSLOCK 0 points1 point ago

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Those look like very masculine, well muscled legs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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At the gay bar! Gay bar! Gay BAR!!!

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

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The sink needs to be shorter for us short people to wash our hands with those things in the way.

[–]digitalxn3 0 points1 point ago

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Washing your hands with your cocks out...

[–]cactiaregreat 0 points1 point ago

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Mods must be asleep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That would make sure i did not wash my hands.

[–]mindgone 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a germaphobe, but how can you expect me to lean up on one of these? Who knows how many nasty pants were before you...

[–]yaen 0 points1 point ago

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I'd stand in line for the one furthest away. It looks less high-maintenance.

[–]stupidgnomes 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but how would you get me to wash my knees?

[–]pass_over 0 points1 point ago

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belongs in r/creepy

[–]DigiSmackd 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting boob-shaped soap or some such. Not sure if this is better or worse...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I find this quite degrading.

[–]Destra 0 points1 point ago

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How would you get a gay man to wash his hands? How would you get a woman to wash her hands?

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's at a strip club...