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[–]redchips 15 points16 points ago

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Smells like that guy hit the fucking jackpot.

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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That guy with the camera...?

[–]mossyskeleton 13 points14 points ago

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Ow my neck hurts, but if I move it Jessica will move and then I'll have to take my elbow out of her crotch. My legs are asleep. I have to fart. Slow breaths, slow breaths. I bet I look like a badass. Down boy, no boner, not now...

[–]gp0 7 points8 points ago

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I bet 20 bucks he still didn't get laid.

[–]my_own_wakawaka 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know, he's pretty close to second base already.

[–]too_drunk_to_fuck 3 points4 points ago

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I've been there before

[–]sweetwaterblue 5 points6 points ago

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Smells like weekend bridge and tunnel crowd. Or NYU freshmen.

[–]okaysrsly 0 points1 point ago

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No way those kids are 18.

[–]Guitarmaggedon 2 points3 points ago

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He pulled a Will Ferrell and forgot to turn off his swag.

[–]nonanon1 2 points3 points ago

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It would seem like that guy is lucky, but having been that guy i could tell immediately:

This is the 9th level of hell known only as the "Bro-zone"

its when friend-zoned females reach a level of physical acceptance as to allow you to enter their personal space platonically.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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Gosh, do they say that in Arrested Development? I know i've heard it somewhere, the simpsons? Anyways do you remember in south park when they are in the autopsy room and a technician says 'Hey, do you smell children?" and the other one says no and they walk out? What about in Hocus Pocus when they walk by a school and they say it 'reeks of children'?

[–]Virus_With_Shoes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Karitz 1 point2 points ago

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Winning!

[–]jermzywermzy 1 point2 points ago

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he's doing it wrong.

[–]ughthepolice 1 point2 points ago

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High School in NYC is hard.

[–]Dirty_Audi 0 points1 point ago

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Smells like a party to me!

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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All dressed in white. Yup, that's a cult.

[–]dkinstone 0 points1 point ago

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smells like rape

[–]spezie -1 points0 points ago

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I'd put my money on Everclear

[–]jorev -1 points0 points ago

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Idk, let me s-ZzzzzZZZzzzzzZZzzzz

[–]alatare -1 points0 points ago

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smells like pimp-juice

[–]AbsolutTBomb -1 points0 points ago

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This is what happens when you come down off cocaine.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -1 points0 points ago

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Dude is pretending to sleep and pull the "oops, my sleeping hand fell into your crotch" routine...

and being expertly blocked.

[–]pabloneruda -1 points0 points ago

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Dear diary: Jackpot

[–]guggabump -1 points0 points ago

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Clearly pimping aint easy...

[–]Veritas1123 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like they are on their way back from El Divino to me.