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[–]Fantum49 502 points503 points ago

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That's no dog, that's a space station.

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[–]canada432 18 points19 points ago

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You win again, gravity!

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[–]Zorbotron 13 points14 points ago

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...english.

[–]TipMcVenus 21 points22 points ago

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Dhoeth!

[–]gfail 2 points3 points ago

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That's too big to be a space station.

[–]SomeBug 2 points3 points ago

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would make a great zombie fortress.

[–]free_beer 1 point2 points ago

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Shoot haaaaa!

[–]DirtySmuggler 1 point2 points ago

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That's no groomer, that's a pygmy with tiny scissors.

[–]Dunscaith 1 point2 points ago

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That elicited a legitimate laugh out of me :D

[–]Matt_Furg 205 points206 points ago

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Maybe that girl is just really small.

[–][deleted] 228 points229 points ago

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Also, a lesbian.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points ago

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She certainly looks like she favours the flatter shoe.

[–]d3rsty 4 points5 points ago

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LOL the flatter shoe... oh, you slay me

[–]i_plead_the_5th 7 points8 points ago

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Really Corey Haim.

[–]srd178 31 points32 points ago

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Dogs can be lesbians?

[–]killer_tofu89 6 points7 points ago

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That bitch is a lesbian

[–]kulgan 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. I live with a lesbian dog.

[–]Gizank 2 points3 points ago

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I knew a lesbian dog. She was kinna mean. She treated the other dogs in her house, all male, like crap. She would hump their faces to show her superior position.

[–]Miguelerbee 1 point2 points ago

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The dog looks pretty fake, However she still looks like a pixie lesbian and you cant photoshop that away. God knows ive tried.

[–]Etab 5 points6 points ago

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and the most predictable comment of the day award goes to...

[–]bagder288 23 points24 points ago

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Its totally fake. The dog is sooo shopped you can totally tell by the glares and the barely visible black outlines around. Seriously, am i the only one getting this? Also the black pirate is way too small for any century he might be from, even when you consider that people were small because the food was so bad and shit. Grownups where like 1m50 tall during the middle ages! BTW why is the pirat at the vet, not a people doctor? Medicare sucks. TIL Hippie Wombat is unshaven black pirate dude

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

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And far away.

[–]kraise 236 points237 points ago

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What the fuck? I thought Clifford was red.

[–]Awesomation 104 points105 points ago

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I would ride the shit out of that dog either way. Twould be my vehicle around town and i would be renown for being the fabled dog rider. I would name him Admiral and he would be my best bro

[–]dangerz 55 points56 points ago

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I would ride the shit out of that dog - Awesomation

[–]Miguelerbee 1 point2 points ago

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shake that dog

[–]kosamae78 5 points6 points ago

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Totally read "I would ride the shit out of that dog" as "I would have lots of sex with that dog..." Thanks for clarifying in sentence #2!

[–]Maent 231 points232 points ago

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I'm no expert, but I think you'll find that that is an elephant.

[–]terafunker 45 points46 points ago

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Indeed, it's quite the feisty feline.

[–]deeperest 18 points19 points ago

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Daaaad, feline means cat!

[–]hotsavoryaujus 15 points16 points ago

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Elephant, honey. It's an elephant.

[–]gypsiequeen 1 point2 points ago

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Second simpsons reference gets my boat

[–]SpiffyAdvice 1 point2 points ago

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carnivorous canine?

[–]Baycon[S] 7 points8 points ago

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After investigating many comments, it appears other expert Redditors have successfully proven that this is in fact a baby elephant, photoshopped to look like a dog.

Maent : you may in fact be an expert.

[–]MusicCityVol 15 points16 points ago

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TIL Mr. Snuffleupagus is real!

[–]i_plead_the_5th 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Mr. Snuffleupagus is real and dyes his hair!

[–]im_no_expert_but 18 points19 points ago

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that is not an elephant.

[–]Dusk_v731 2 points3 points ago

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You're right, its an appatosaurus

[–]StemCellSoup 3 points4 points ago

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It's an asparagus.

[–]Captain_Birdseye 2 points3 points ago

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The only way to be sure is to feed it bananas...from orbit.

[–]digglez 2 points3 points ago

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poor thing, what happened to the trunk?

[–]Hyptic 78 points79 points ago

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Is this thing real?? I've seen big dogs.. but that one would take the cake... literally.. I think one bite and the cake would be gone.

[–]Baycon[S] 49 points50 points ago

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AFAIK, 100% real...still a bit baffled, haha!

[–]Fu_Manchu4life 70 points71 points ago

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I have one of those, it's a Newfoundland and they are indeed large dogs. The average male will weigh 130-150 pounds but many are heavier, my dog's brother for example weighed 185 pounds lean.

I think there are a few things going on in this picture that make the large dog appear even bigger than it is. First of all the dog is considerably closer to the camera, this makes the groomer in the back appear smaller. Secondly there is a bunch of hair that has been removed from the dog by the back legs but it looks as if it's still part of the dog creating the appearance of a larger mass. Finally the Newfie is up several feet from the ground making him look even taller.

While Newfoundlands are a giant breed of dogs, other breeds such as the Old English Mastiff and St. Bernards are even bigger.

[–]lCt 163 points164 points ago*

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I grew up with a newf. When he passed he got up to 190. He was the chillest (lazy) dog in the world. He would pull me and my brother around in a sled in the winter and we would stop traffic as people stopped to watch a "bear" pull two toddlers in a sleigh. The funniest thing he did though was when he "rescued" me in a 3 foot deep kidie pool. He saw me out there splashing around and his instincts kicked in and he dove in grabbed me by my swim shorts and dragged me out. He was fucking awesome.

EDIT- Another newf story. So we ordered pizza one night and we put the box on the kitchen table. There were 5 people in the kitchen at this time and Yukon (the dog). My mom turned around grabbed some plates and opened the box to serve the slices. One was missing. There were accusations thrown at the pizza guy and my mom was dialing the place to complain. My Dad turned around and looked at Yukon. The dog poker faced the best he could until my dad came over grabbed him by the jowls and opened his mouth. It was the entire slice of pizza, not chewed, not folded over just a slice of pizza chillin in this dog's mouth.

[–]Alikese 19 points20 points ago

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My family was having people over for dinner and Chinese food was on the menu. There was three orders of sweet and sour pork in a big bowl on the kitchen table and all the adults were in the living room drinking wine. When they came back to the kitchen there was our Newfoundland puppy with his front paws on the table, his back paws on a chair and his huge furry head in the bottom of the bowl. He must have eaten 2 pounds of fried pork, but it's hard to stay mad at a Newfoundland puppy with sticky red sauce all over his mouth.

[–]auraslip 13 points14 points ago

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[–]ephemera505 12 points13 points ago

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I laughed and cried.

[–]holyshamoley 2 points3 points ago

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My tiny little cocker pug did something similar a few months ago. My parents ordered pizza and had it on the kitchen table, and left 5 pieces for my boyfriend and I. We were upstairs and then I heard my Mom yell up to ask if we had any pizza. I said no, and she started laughing. Turns out the dumbass dog had gotten the pizza box off the table, and eaten 5 whole pieces of a large pizza! He was so content the rest of the night.

[–]charlie_the_rat_king 1 point2 points ago

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That's why they use them for water rescue.

[–]lCt 2 points3 points ago

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He loved it man. He would spend his life in the water if he could and the only thing that made him happier was if there were people in the water that he could rescue. I just think it's crazy that he wasn't trained to do it but somehow from breeding the original training became instinct.

[–]Rhomnousia 1 point2 points ago

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I grew up with a newfy as well, and not a day goes by where I don't miss him. It's kind of sad, but one of my major motivating factors for being somewhat successful in life is so I can afford a nice piece of property with a pond for 2 of them.

[–]Ianidas 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck yeah Newfies!

Mine right now is ~165 lbs, named Ajax, and is just a fucking enormous harmless play thing.

[–]Defortis 116 points117 points ago

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I see your big dog and raise you MY BIG PUPPY

[–]Captain_Birdseye 27 points28 points ago

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It's a BEAR!!!

[–]hardgayx 14 points15 points ago

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Which is the real bear? http://i.imgur.com/r7Mqn.jpg

[–]undercoveruser 13 points14 points ago

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It's always the one who is drinking his own piss.

[–]calicocelot 15 points16 points ago

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It's an old redditor!

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[–]hardgayx 54 points55 points ago

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[–]Zenodice 22 points23 points ago

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This name / post combo is very disturbing on many levels.

[–]hardgayx 12 points13 points ago

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I know.. I'm half troll..

[–]Suck_Jons_BallZ 1 point2 points ago

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We had a Newfie named Thor. RIP. He was afraid of water though, LOL.

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[–]SHUNTHENONBELIEVERS 1 point2 points ago

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that must be one big poop that you have to pick up.

[–]Defortis 2 points3 points ago

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yes, yes they are... but at least i trained her to do this

[–]cautiousabandon 1 point2 points ago

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where did you find this picture?

[–]picsandnsfwonly 1 point2 points ago

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you cant say AFAIK, then "100% real"

but i can say AFAIK it is 100% fake, because it is.

[–]SharkFart 1 point2 points ago

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This photograph is fake. Look at her right arm.

[–]OverlordXenu 16 points17 points ago

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Tiny person, big dog, and perspective. While it appears that the girl is right by the dog due to the camera not being perpendicular to them, she is by the back of the dog.

Still a big dog, though.

[–]M-V 7 points8 points ago

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You mean this cake?

[–]Dantayl 1 point2 points ago*

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Possibly a Cocaisian dog.

Edit: Helps if you spell it right of course. Nevermind, you get the same search results. Edit 2: Pointed out it is a Newfoundland, not a Caucasian dog, for those who can't see the comment below me. Thanks, Jhmartin.

[–]nagumi 2 points3 points ago

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I had a client with one of those. 45kg (100lbs) at 5 months.

[–]jhmartin 2 points3 points ago

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It's not a Cocaisian but a Newfoundland.

[–]Gustomucho 14 points15 points ago

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Can you ride it?

[–]bvanman 6 points7 points ago

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Normally, I would scold someone for thinking they could ride a dog, even a big one, but I think I would have to make an exception in this case

[–]Gilffanclub 12 points13 points ago

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Saw this and thought of the dog from "The Sandlot"

[–]Cilicious 10 points11 points ago

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The dog from The Sandlot was named Gunnar in real life and he (now deceased) was an English Mastiff. I don't know if Gunnar was 200lbs, but he was a big boy. Mastiffs and Newfoundlands are in the same dog "family." My mastiff here was a small guy at 155 lbs. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/Capresesalad/IMG_0278.jpg

My boys here (pic taken last year) are now about 140 and 170, not that big for mastiffs but rather large dogs.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/Capresesalad/Dogs/IMG_0030.jpg I think the Newf photo might mostly be perspective and fur but they do get to be big dogs.

[–]droosa 2 points3 points ago

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Glad my mastiff isn't the only one who sits on the couch (loveseat/whatever) like that. He's currently 16 months and about 190 pounds.

[–]EvilClownMafia 37 points38 points ago

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Nice try, Sandpeople.

It's a Bantha

[–]Baycon[S] 37 points38 points ago*

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Just checked the source again, the dog is 200LB. Ouch.

EDIT : To answer the questions and clear things up : Source is on my Facebook (friend of a friend), so I'm obviously not posting that(it's also in French, so I'll just save you guys the trouble). From the (limited) info I got, it's 200LB, a Newfoundland dog and her name is Maggie.

[–]TheDancingRobot 13 points14 points ago

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if that dog is 200lbs, than that woman is a midget. we raise Great Pyrenees, and Arthur was 165lbs, and was nowhere near that size. sure, he took up the whole couch, but he was not the size of a small car. that beautiful beast of a dog is probably pushing 350-400lbs.

unless that midget can dead lift 200 to get him on the counter?

[–]buford419 8 points9 points ago*

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Gravity actually exerts a much weaker force in Canada, so a dog weighing 200lb in Canada will actually weigh much more in other countries.

Personally, i blame Charles Bagot.

[–]AngryData 2 points3 points ago

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When they groom them they puff out their hair. It gives them an extra 2 inches on every surface. It is still a big dog though.

[–]dickwhistle 5 points6 points ago

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exactly. i know someone who had two newfies. the male was over 200 lbs and nowhere near as big as the dog in that picture.

[–]jcos444 8 points9 points ago

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His tongue is about the size of my face.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Sounds like a party.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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Perspective?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Most likely. Look at the width of the metal bar next to the dog's head, and next to the woman's head.

[–]Baycon[S] 19 points20 points ago

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However, look around the room at the other items placed even further back from that plane of focus. There's even another (spare?) bar against the wall. While perspective can play its part, I have a feeling it's not affecting it as much as you'd think.

Also : seeing as there's a tag on the picture (bottom right), I'd say this was taken on a cheap-ish point-and-shoot...meaning we're at a pretty strandard focal length.

[–]O-Face 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, look at the height of the girl and dog relative to the bar above their heads. The dog's face is much closer to the camera than the person, the dog is very long. Still a very big dog.

[–]S1ayer 52 points53 points ago

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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the horse...dying....NOOOOOOOOO!

[–]Burlapin 5 points6 points ago

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It's ok- Atreyu and Artax are running on the Purple Plains hunting buffalo right now!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Lies LIES!!!! I watched him drown!!!

[–]Burlapin 8 points9 points ago

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RUNNING ON THE PURPLE PLAINS HUNTING BUFFALO RIGHT NOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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puts hand on shoulder

:'(

/onions

[–]MissAnthroPee 7 points8 points ago

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how many years must pass before that stops terrifying me? 25 isn't enough?

[–]I_Has_Internets 1 point2 points ago

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 ^ 32...still scary.

[–]lcubbin 5 points6 points ago

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my dog is a gmork look-a-like.

[–]me_jack_burton 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for that... fraken dog scared the childhood out of me when I was young. I still have to skip that part of the movie.

[–]Guard01 1 point2 points ago

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I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP, YOU JERK!!!!

[–]gingerbird 44 points45 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our new giant dog overlords.

[–]xenophobe51 22 points23 points ago*

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Shenanigans!

EDIT: Not shenanigans!

tl;dr Never mind.

[–]Baycon[S] 7 points8 points ago*

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Wow...lol

Anyways, as stated before the bars are separate and adjustable (see on the back wall). The hair all under the groomer's right arm is actually on the table and not on the dog, making the dog seem MUCH wider and the hair over the arm is most likely its tail or something along those lines. If you really think about how the dog is sitting it will make more sense. She's grooming its ass.

edit Adding a photo I posted a few other places. Different dog, same type of table...just to show they're adjustable : http://i.imgur.com/AF3KR.jpg

[–]cheese_heart 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tanq45 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe the bar isn't broken, maybe it's a duel bared dog grooming table.

[–]shuteru 16 points17 points ago

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Please tell me this is Shopped Please tell me this is Shopped Please tell me this is Shopped

because if it's not shopped, I FRICKIN WANT ONE

[–]4x4prints 2 points3 points ago

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If you can deal with lots and lots of fur, and lots and lots of drool (buckets, literally), and you have the space, then Newfoundlands may be the breed for you.

[–]wtwerner 8 points9 points ago

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My family has had 3 Newfoundlands. Here's Woody. http://imgur.com/WVFVI

[–]slop-pail 1 point2 points ago

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How old is he?

[–]Rhomnousia 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for sharing! This makes me miss my newfy so much. It's a shame they only live around 10-12ish years, their personalities are one of the most addictive types I've ever known. When mine died, it really felt like I lost a brother. Luckily he escaped joint problems and died from a vet mis-diagnosis instead... not that it was easier to handle, but at least he didn't suffer.

[–]stoicme 7 points8 points ago

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as someone who works at a dog grooming salon dogs, I can tell you in all honesty that those things are almost always easier to groom than little dogs. I think it's because the big dogs know if if you hurt them, they can just eat you in one bite.

[–]ILIKECAKE 28 points29 points ago

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is that a neuf?

[–]boolean_sledgehammer 67 points68 points ago

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No. That's a fucking yeti.

[–]PittStateGuerilla 39 points40 points ago

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I'm assuming you were going for Newf? as in Newfoundland?

[–]ILIKECAKE 25 points26 points ago

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lol yes.. horrible typo.. I'm a bad Canadian

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[–]ILIKECAKE 8 points9 points ago

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is that after you "screech" me in :)

[–]YHZ 1 point2 points ago

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There will be plenty of cod to kiss where youre going.

[–]SledSnipe 16 points17 points ago

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It's never a neuf!

[–]ILIKECAKE 7 points8 points ago

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it's over neuf thousand???

[–]dickwhistle 5 points6 points ago

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a st. bernewf maybe?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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either a newfi or a pyrenees. or a horse

[–]spacecowgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Non, dix!

[–]okittykat 10 points11 points ago

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Corey Haim?

[–]Strideo 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I was thinking!

[–]Renegrenade 1 point2 points ago

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God damn you, I finally think I have a unique thing to post....

[–]Bobaganoosh 10 points11 points ago

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[–]IAmSnort 19 points20 points ago

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Forced Perspective FTW!

I use it on dates. The ladies are always impressed.

[–]johnq-pubic 7 points8 points ago

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LOL. So you keep your penis very close to her eyeball, and then put some yardsticks in the background ?

[–]IAmSnort 9 points10 points ago

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I take them to a miniature replica of my place. 2/3 scale.

And stand close with the rest of you arched away.

Its a lot of work but the effect is totally worth it.

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

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Leaning Tower of Pisa

[–]disrespected_opinion 1 point2 points ago

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go away with your book words. this is a giant fucking dog. accept it!

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[–]Crompee 5 points6 points ago

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Ive had one of these dogs all my life, they're pretty awesome. Massive dogs but they're one of the highest rated dogs to have around children. When i was a baby, the dog would lie next to the cot as often as he could and if anyone wanted to go near me.. they'd have to introduce themselves to the dog first or he'd get up and go inbetween the cot and the person to block them.

[–]surfsupNS 5 points6 points ago

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It is a Newfoundland dog. Once when I was about 7 me and my 5 year old sister were playing at a park, and a newf was chasing us and playing with us. We were leaving and got in the back of our K-car. My sister left the door open and called the dog over to say goodby. It ran clumsily over at full speed, and projectiled itself into the back seat on top of me and my sister. It took the owner and my parents quite some time to get it out.

[–]Xenc 6 points7 points ago

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Clifford's black cousin.

[–]venitoami 1 point2 points ago

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Lmao

[–]Zoccihedron 5 points6 points ago

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[–]nevercomment 19 points20 points ago

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Come on now, she's not that ugly.

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Newfies are pretty awesome. I wouldn't have one myself because I fall in love with my dogs, and they don't live that long, and they tend to have joint trouble.

[–]Iamsanta 1 point2 points ago

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Same with my Pyrenees. At seven years old he walks like an old man.

[–]clerkjerk 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Baycon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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pheww, amazing.

[–]Copland 3 points4 points ago

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Convo that just happened:

Me: Man this green is some good stuff.

Friend: Man check out this dog.

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Friend:...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]AverageHero 33 points34 points ago

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Your heartless asshole

Stealing other redditors work

[–]Baycon[S] 25 points26 points ago*

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As I've stated before : Was browsing my Facebook feed earlier today and saw this, said out loud "Damn...That's the biggest dog I've seen". Put it through tinyeye, got nothing, posted it on reddit.

The photo on the feed was from the original groom-shop, which the other redditor's must also be related to (friend of owner, friend of someone who "liked" it, etc).

I browse reddit day and night, and probably would not have clicked on a pic saying "gooooooood doggy....goooooood doggy?" just sayin.

Edit I still up-voted you AverageHero...I'm not a big fan of stealing, and of excessive reposting. Reposting has however allowed me to see some gems throughout the years. I'd still like to think that I have a heart. :'(

[–]Chitery 3 points4 points ago

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As the one who posted the original, I'm just glad someone else thought: "Dear God. Reddit needs to see this."

[–]thebrandnewbob 18 points19 points ago

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I would have never seen this picture unless he had reposted it.

[–]davidoffbeat 1 point2 points ago

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I knew I had seen this on reddit but couldn't find the link (and for some reason tineye has sucked lately...)

[–]wisjas08 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen one exactly the same size in exactly the same place, weird.

[–]fhernand 2 points3 points ago

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don't worry little hobbit

[–]noisyheathen 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen one of those in person at the vet's office. They are frickin' HUGE for a dog, no doubt.

[–]sncho 2 points3 points ago

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Ride it into battle.

[–]m_aurelius 2 points3 points ago

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That's a huge bitch.

[–]axfarn 2 points3 points ago

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I WANT TO BE ITS BEST FRIEND

[–]sitouh 2 points3 points ago

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Holy cow, that's Mouse! So, what was Harry Dresden like in person?

[–]beta_version 2 points3 points ago

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What is Seth Rogen doing with that giant dog?

[–]BLARG13 3 points4 points ago

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Snuffleupagus?

[–]rockswell 4 points5 points ago

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AND THE DOGS PRETTY BIG TOO...

[–]Morgmeat 3 points4 points ago

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A quick google search for biggest dog in the world turned up with many others as large.

My vote goes for Not Shopped, and Damn That Is A Huge Dog.

[–]Durzo_Blint 3 points4 points ago

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[–]perry709 3 points4 points ago

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Good ol' Newfoundland dog...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoRYgIjpbLA

[–]seal_clubber1949 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually one of the things they were bread to do. When two fishing boats were beside each other they would give the Newfoundland dog a rope and get it to go over the side. The dog would swim to the other boat with the rope and would be pulled up. After this the two boats could then come together. interesting fact.

[–]madwill 2 points3 points ago

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theses are freaking huge... had one when i was a child and that thing would push me around without even noticing me...

[–]arcsine 4 points5 points ago

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Blah blah I can tell this is photoshopped yadda yadda pixels blah blah seen a lot of shoops... Oh fuck it.

[–]JackieOfAllTrades 1 point2 points ago

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I think that dog could easily swallow me whole. I'm scared...

[–]sicnevol 1 point2 points ago

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Thats a Newfoundland. Yes?

[–]robotshoelaces 10 points11 points ago

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No. It is Newfoundland.

[–]Stucifer2 1 point2 points ago

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I would hate to be the one that had to pick up its poop... Probably could wreck your back lifting one of its turds.

[–]kiskiliskis 1 point2 points ago

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looks like Falkor got a new hair color.

[–]SteelDragon87 1 point2 points ago

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GIGANTO PUPPEH!!!1!

[–]ADanalrapist 1 point2 points ago

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I want to know what it eats! That has to be an expensive animal to feed everyday!

[–]RossAlmighty 1 point2 points ago

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negrobacca

[–]boondocktaints 1 point2 points ago

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Cutest Newfers evar... at that size he's gonna live what, 2 years? Reason one why I coudn't get a Newf...

[–]SlashMonster 1 point2 points ago

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ahh dogs that can fight off bears. A must need.

[–]some88d00d 1 point2 points ago

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FALSE. BLACK BEAR.

[–]jmones 1 point2 points ago

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that shit is mad real son

[–]ewokjedi 1 point2 points ago

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Prettiest bison, ever.

[–]Cohiba 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell do you feed that thing?? Or is the young lesbian lass who is, in fact, lunch?

[–]SeishikiNipponjin 1 point2 points ago

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Ive seen bigger fake dogs

[–]byondhlp 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine..... it's food bill

[–]permanent_throwaway 1 point2 points ago

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Is it odd that every time I see a giant dog all I think about is how big of a shit he probably lets loose and what a disaster that would be if he had an accident in the house?

[–]sleepeejack 1 point2 points ago

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The dog looks bigger than it is because of forced perspective. The woman is actually standing a few feet behind the dog, not touching its fur as the picture makes it seem. See how the metal bar on either side of the dog isn't perfectly straight? It's because there are actually two metal bars, not one.

[–]jeskidmore 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else think that it looks like a furry pedobear from the thumbnail?

[–]Pechkin000 1 point2 points ago

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This is me with my 180lb St. Bernard Here That's what a 180 lb dog looks like without any photoshop/perspective tricks

[–]SkepticJoker 1 point2 points ago

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Not photoshop, just forced perspective. It's the same trick people use when they hold up the leaning tower of pisa. There's probably a second dog behind this one.

[–]nancyland 1 point2 points ago

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I thought my dog would get that big. Half Newfie and Half Lab, Betty's only about 60 pounds: http://imgur.com/AtN7i

[–]sunbrar7 1 point2 points ago

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Entei

[–]ignitingtides 1 point2 points ago

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Left or right?

[–]SgtBaxter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]QuarterBore 1 point2 points ago

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DOG THREAD! Neapolitan Mastiff owner here. Our 'baby' is a little over a year and about 150#s. She'll top out around 170 (we hope). Here she is at 8 weeks and 25#s.

And now.

[–]zongthezippityzop 1 point2 points ago

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CLIFFORD?!? You bad boy, you fell in black paint.

[–]dyn4mo 1 point2 points ago

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Correcttion. Thats the smallest person posing beside a normal size dog.

[–]altf404 1 point2 points ago

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I see that space station is on a scale. I must know how much it weighs!

[–]patrickgh3 1 point2 points ago

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Falcore!!!

[–]OhShitItsJeremy 1 point2 points ago

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I just got a flashback of the Sandlot