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[–]panicking_man 382 points383 points ago

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[–]rugtoad 105 points106 points ago

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  1. Find something original and entertaining on the interwebs
  2. Copy it as an image to your local hard drive
  3. Remove any markings that might identify where it comes from
  4. Upload to imgur
  5. Post on reddit
  6. ???
  7. KARMA PROFIT!

Have an enthusiastic downvote, OP.

Abstruse Goose puts out some good stuff, dick move in denying him the traffic/credit.

[–]ColonicIrritation 33 points34 points ago

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Alternatively:

  1. Find something original and entertaining on the interwebs
  2. Copy it as an image to your local hard drive
  3. No markings on the image and can't seem to find the source... even Tineye is little help.
  4. Shrug it off and just upload to reliable imgur, people will enjoy it.
  5. Get downvoted for it
  6. Okay.jpg

[–]preggit[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha... This is pretty close to what actually happened, see here.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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  1. Find submission not linking to the original author's site.
  2. Condemn the submitter and get upvoted.
  3. ????
  4. WHO'S THE KARMA WHORE NOW!?

[–]rugtoad -1 points0 points ago

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You caught me...alas, now to revel in my glorious karma...

[–]preggit[S] 54 points55 points ago*

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How about we have a rational discussion about this before you project your made up (and completely inaccurate) motives on me. First of all, I didn't copy anything to my local disk. Secondly, I didn't remove any markings at all from this image. Thirdly, why the fuck do you care about karma? I am a regular contributer to this site and I could care less whether I have 20k or -20k karma. It simply doesn't matter. With that said, I will at least explain why I posted this:

I found this picture funny and wanted to share it with reddit as I thought the average redditor would think this is humorous as well. I was not aware of the source. Why, you ask? Well, this pic was linked to me through an rss feed (which was a post from 'the daily what', I believe). I copied the URL of that link and it was "http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/e9349da2-0d29-4cb4-a085-b811b054e18e.jpg" Kind of nonsensical and seemed like it definitely was NOT the origin. My thought process here was 'OK, doesn't say anything about the source there, just a rehosted picture with a stupid URL...well, I know how to make the URL less stupid...."

But before actually submitting this to reddit, I googled the only words in the comic "This is what you look like right now" and after going 5 pages deep and not getting any relevant hits, I decided to just upload the above link to imgur in hopes someone would find or know a source. Alas, they did, and I posted the source as soon as I had learned it.

So, in retrospect, I probably should have scoured the web for awhile longer to find the original, sure... And maybe abtrusegoose could have put a watermark on it as well. Yet looking right now, the original comic was posted to r/funny 13 hours ago (and about 11 hours before me) and it and has barely any upvotes. So, if I were to find this comics source and went to try to post it, it wouldn't have let me anyway, the filter would have blocked it. So your argument that I am denying him traffic is actually completely fucking false. By posting this (and linking a source in the comments), the creator is gaining more traffic and more people are seeing their work. That is without a doubt. So criticize all you want, and turn the hivemind against one of the few people that regularly contribute links to this site if you feel you must, but the real problem here is reddits obession with imgur and the fact that "something funny" < "something funny on imgur".

[–]Presii 6 points7 points ago

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Some people are assholes

You are not

[–]MuseofRose 4 points5 points ago

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Dude is just an ass. Seriously, I get tired of these Link-To-Source nazis.

Not everybody actually cares about the damn source. Some of us have a fleeting chuckle (if even that, as I myself thought the post was stupid) and move on to something better.

If the original author really cared he should've watermarked it. Anyway, rugtoad is a douche.

[–]dfritsch86 1 point2 points ago

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Not everybody actually cares about the damn source.

The author of the comic does. It's revenue for him.

Furthermore, this matter isn't really up to the OP to decide. Abstruse Goose has a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License, attribution being a condition in order to share and/or remix the content.

[–]MrTapir 4 points5 points ago

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Also, this exact post was linked to /r/funny but with credit to the author 14 hours ago, so it is also a repost.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gn560/this_is_you/

[–]preggit[S] 10 points11 points ago

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I mentioned that in the post you are replying to, I take it you did not read it.

[–]MrTapir 1 point2 points ago

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haha oops, I actually replied to the wrong comment, but you are correct; I did not read your comment.

[–]X-Istence 4 points5 points ago

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The identifying marks on this post have not been removed at all ... in the lower right corner in Chinese it still has the name.

[–]panky117 5 points6 points ago

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6.-train monkeys to joust

[–]AdvisoryLetter 1 point2 points ago

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But because it said '(i.imgur.com)' next to the link you went straight for it, maybe it wouldn't get as much attention if it had the original link... Then again I still think you're right and the guy who put this up wrong.

[–]root45 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this simply because it was on the front page. It had nothing to do with the imgur link.

[–]vincent_nerotho 455 points456 points ago

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Damnit... That was exactly what I looked like..

[–]moop64 83 points84 points ago

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I rested my head on my hand just before clicking the link. Goddammit!

[–]henrikivik 46 points47 points ago

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Me too! And all of my hair and facial features fell off as well! Shit!

[–]emtee 8 points9 points ago

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As did I.

[–]I_WASTE_TIME 1 point2 points ago

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I will up vote you for sharing my same experience.

[–]GetGraped 114 points115 points ago

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It was like looking into a badass fucking mirror.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 66 points67 points ago

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Let's put a smile on that face.

http://i.imgur.com/yQfLn.jpg

[–]parmasean 9 points10 points ago

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high eyes, NEEDS high eyes!

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 4 points5 points ago

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remember, they can hear that you're smiling on the other end!

[–]RNCaptain 5 points6 points ago

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Same hand and everything. Mother of Pearl!

[–]voteforlee 9 points10 points ago

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This is pretty much the current number one link on r/circlejerk right now

[–]kthxl8r 3 points4 points ago

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Are you sure you didn't look more like this?

[–]makingboilers07 2 points3 points ago

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WHERE THE F IS MY NOSE?!?!?

[–]scooterjunky 1 point2 points ago

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I have that same pose with a blanket. You win this round, OP

[–]drunkdoor 1 point2 points ago

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My palm was open, but damn, you nailed it.

[–]davep85 1 point2 points ago

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I had my arm on my chin and everything when I clicked it, creepy. I even put my arm down and refreshed to see if it would change.

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, I was holding my dick with my left hand. Anyways....

[–]catamount 47 points48 points ago

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Bullshit. I'm leaning back.

[–]cdemps62 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Snapdad 1 point2 points ago

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This is my other pose.

[–]Various_names 13 points14 points ago

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Like a boss, I'm sure.

I'm not even sure if I can browse the internet without resting my feet up on something.

[–]alienangel2 2 points3 points ago

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I'm also sitting on my non-mouse hand (it's cold in here!).

[–]bassic_person 87 points88 points ago

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He's not masturbating in the slightest.

[–]Laky 101 points102 points ago

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[–]mucsun 2 points3 points ago

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Don't

[–]Laky 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when people do that. Rather just have them all be under the comments.

Although someone will probably post it anyway and I'll be :(

[–]Omenege 21 points22 points ago

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Close, though I'm laying in bed reading on the Reddit is Fun app on my phone.

So, not really that close.

[–]miss-muff-it 1 point2 points ago

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I'm also lying on my back with Reddit is Fun, watching South Park.

Yay for Android. Doesn't it piss you off that the save and cancel buttons on the comment screen isn't the same size?

Edit: Reddit is Fun is only Android, right?

[–]relevant_rule34 30 points31 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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who is this??????

[–]andwhat112 8 points9 points ago

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[–]flacomattman 2 points3 points ago

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It appears to be some sort of mix between Angelina jolie and Katie perry.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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that's not true. I'm way uglier

[–]ranting_swede 14 points15 points ago

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FALSE. My left hand was definitely in my pants, thanks.

[–]randygiles 2 points3 points ago

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I always sit like this. I think it is a problem.

[–]FreeName 2 points3 points ago

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Phew. It's not a problem if other people are doing it.

[–]refcon 2 points3 points ago

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Are you a lefty or were you going for something exotic?

[–]ranting_swede 1 point2 points ago

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right hand - mouse

left hand - pants

I feel like thats not weird...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ctrl-F "pants". Was not disappoint.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 15 points16 points ago

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Other than being on a laptop, yes, that's me.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 8 points9 points ago

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When I am on a laptop, lying on my bed, it's the Jonah Hill style.

[–]SuminderJi 2 points3 points ago

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I'm laying down but I do have my fist propping up my face, so yea me too.

[–]ron_obvious 1 point2 points ago

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Spot on.

[–]sauerkrates 2 points3 points ago

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It's like looking in a mirror.

[–]RevFred 5 points6 points ago

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Nope. I look more like this.

[–]2014woot 10 points11 points ago

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Actually a majority of Redditors are leaning on their left arm. http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/gn8an/upvote_if_youre_leaning_on_your_left_arm/

[–]gramathy 5 points6 points ago

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it's mirrored. Check the keyboard.

[–]wszyskozajente 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is where he got the idea, fuckin thief ;)

[–]2014woot 1 point2 points ago

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then made an imgur to get that karma, haha

[–]d_b_cooper 13 points14 points ago

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[looks frantically for camera]

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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backtrace

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ive done goofed

[–]monkv6 5 points6 points ago

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Wrong, I am using my right hand to move the mouse. Dumbass.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm on a smart phone. Jokes on you smarty pants.

[–]NunsOnFire 21 points22 points ago

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Nope, I'm a righty.

[–]agissilver 15 points16 points ago

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You're looking into a mirror!

[–]hypernova2121 1 point2 points ago

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my desk is waaaaaay too clean in that mirror then

[–]mucsun 6 points7 points ago

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But you're looking into a mirror

[–]Kache 4 points5 points ago

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It's mirrored. See the keyboard?

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a lefty but still use my right hand.

[–]cactus_rape 2 points3 points ago

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And I'm a righty that uses his left hand for the mouse. Nice to meet you.

[–]ALL_CAPS 1 point2 points ago

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I'm picturing the two of you meeting and not knowing how to shake hands.

[–]3danimator 14 points15 points ago

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No..this is what most Redittors look like i imagine

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/wow-player-794289.jpg

[–]jenesuispasbavard 2 points3 points ago

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Lololol mousepad ftw

[–]hikid 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking nailed it.........

[–]aviatortrevor 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not left handed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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exactly, except I'm sitting on a toilet.

[–]KeswickPinhead 2 points3 points ago

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My finger is up my nose.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You didn't draw the cat jamming itself between my arse and the back of my seat, slowly pushing me off inch by inch

[–]edson9 2 points3 points ago

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MIND BLOWN

[–]whatevers_clever 2 points3 points ago

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I'm right handed.

[–]tylerc161 2 points3 points ago

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How did you know my hand was on my face in a fist?!

MADNESS

[–]bijibijmak 2 points3 points ago

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upvote for using mirror technology.

[–]preggit[S] 10 points11 points ago*

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This was linked to me from a friends rss feed, it looks like abtrusegoose is the source.

[–]Thirsteh 2 points3 points ago

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So that's what happened. Everything's alright then. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Psycochem 1 point2 points ago

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Jokes on you, I have hair and browsing on my phone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No, because I'm not wearing a shirt!

[–]TheGreatBeldezar 1 point2 points ago

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haha Like a fucking mirror.

[–]dopefish7590 1 point2 points ago

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How do they know!?

[–]Zutasu 1 point2 points ago

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How do they know this??

[–]Internal_Combustion 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY CRAP... that's scary.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 1 point2 points ago

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I have a face, actually.

[–]mauxly 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]cryptie 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT POOP! GET OFF MY WEBCAM!

[–]Mrdinkledankle 1 point2 points ago

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You got me!

[–]misfitmedia 1 point2 points ago

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Holy Crap! it's like a mirror!

[–]Mister_Big 1 point2 points ago

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Left handed? I think not! Unless you think of it like it's a mirror, in that case it's spot on.

[–]Shadenfreude 1 point2 points ago

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Psht, I'm right handed.

[–]kraln 1 point2 points ago

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Down to the hand on the chin, and everything.

I suppose I should head back to work, eh?

[–]greg913 1 point2 points ago

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Abstruse goose

[–]klenow 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, I'm on my iPhone and pooping.

[–]Mo0man 1 point2 points ago

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WRONG! I have my left hand down my pants

[–]DwayneBenzey 1 point2 points ago

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Actually my hands just randomly sit on "WASD". Forever a gamer. :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wrong, I was sitting here picking my nose! Good times.

[–]AntieJ 1 point2 points ago

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Exact mirror image of me....

[–]White_N_Nerdy 1 point2 points ago

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Upboated for great truth!

[–]jofus_joefucker 1 point2 points ago

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Thats creepy. Even had the hand on chin too.

[–]friendlyintruder 1 point2 points ago

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An audible laugh was produced.

[–]grimsweeper 1 point2 points ago

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Demon magic I say.

[–]onewing3dangell 1 point2 points ago

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False. This picture has clothes on.

[–]GT225 1 point2 points ago

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No... thats not me. I'm playing Pokemon and watching he Twilight Zone.

[–]skooterz 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I'm on a laptop.

[–]midnightauto 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed It!

[–]mjr4189 1 point2 points ago

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false laptop.... and im leaning back......

[–]brewno 1 point2 points ago

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Wrong. I was holding my iPad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you tell me I don't have a mouth!

[–]drivebypooping 1 point2 points ago

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Wrong. I'm hunched over my iPad taking a shit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHA WRONG. FUCK YOU

[–]Malurth 1 point2 points ago

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WRONG

Using a laptop in bed, not leaning on an arm.

HA.

[–]deathcapt 1 point2 points ago

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Left Hand = "WASD"

[–]noseeme 1 point2 points ago

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No, my hand is open.

Also, I have hair, eyebrows, a nose, a mouth, and ears, but now I'm just nitpicking.

[–]orangemonster 1 point2 points ago

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DAMMIT! Exact mirror image.

[–]gorillastyle 1 point2 points ago

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oh...my...GOD

[–]SupaDupaFly 3 points4 points ago

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This is just a repost without credit to the website. You can see the website post like 6-7 posts below this.

[–]houseofbacon 1 point2 points ago

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I've obviously got a hand down my pants.

[–]cliph 1 point2 points ago

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Please link to the source http://abstrusegoose.com/354

[–]pewpewthemagickitten 1 point2 points ago

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Citation Needed:

http://abstrusegoose.com/

[–]Prax150 1 point2 points ago

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I N C E P T I O N

[–]m0biusXP 0 points1 point ago

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So I went into that right before the picture loaded....damn.

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could wear something that would shock the shit out of me every time I put my hand up and touched my face. I've been trying to break myself of sitting like that and touching my face for years ...but I just can't.

Edit: My hand was on my face literally AS I was clicking "save" for this comment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm punching myself in the face?

[–]fhsd4264 0 points1 point ago

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True, but open palm and using a touchpad. Close enough to be true.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

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Haha... I even had that hand up.

[–]half-symmetry 0 points1 point ago

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Perfectly accurate.

[–]Not_A_Meme 0 points1 point ago

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Stop spying on me!

[–]oh-my-dog 0 points1 point ago

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GAH MY SCREEN HAS BECOME A MIRROR

[–]smileshigh 0 points1 point ago

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How did you know I don't have a mouth?!

[–]athermis 0 points1 point ago

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Now it becomes a staring contest

[–]zeppelinfromled 0 points1 point ago

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No it's not.

I'm leaning back in my chair, not resting my elbow on the table.

[–]theeespacepope 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Smiling!

[–]1991mgs 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! Joke's on you; I'm using a notebook.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no.

[–]Lancey 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong - the pic does not show me typing this with my ballsack resting on the desk.

[–]ButteredTigers 0 points1 point ago

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No it bloody well is not.

[–]tholmc 0 points1 point ago

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get out of my room!!! lol

[–]JRockstar50 0 points1 point ago

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Nuh uh. I have a wireless keyboard/mouse at my desk.

[–]chiron1 0 points1 point ago

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That really, actually...no shit...is exactly what I was doing when I opened that picture. Depressed look on my face and everything.

[–]tmbg89 0 points1 point ago

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Nooooo Im pooping right now

[–]the_gent 0 points1 point ago

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This comic is really over estimating the amount of clothes I'm wearing at noon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it...

[–]gustoid 0 points1 point ago

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It is almost exactly right, but now after viewing this I have a smile and that pic does not :-)

[–]applesauce91 0 points1 point ago

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False. Browsing reddit in class on a laptop all the way.

[–]D_Robb 0 points1 point ago

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True. But that's almost always what I look like at work.

[–]viperboy97 0 points1 point ago

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Almost. Exact same pose, but I'm on a laptop

[–]Session 0 points1 point ago

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OMG CAN YOU SEE ME?!

[–]btkrazyrunner 0 points1 point ago

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Woah, whose that good looking guy...

[–]ysjchang 0 points1 point ago

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No.. My left hand is on ctrl + w, so I can close the window fast while browsing NSFW stuff.

[–]Narrative_Causality 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know I was left handed.

[–]ElephantGlue 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is fun here

[–]klln_u_qckly 0 points1 point ago

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Well played my good sir, Well played.

[–]FreakinWolfy 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! I'm naked and wet! He wasn't even close!

[–]I_Kant_Spel 0 points1 point ago

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Thats exactly what i look like, well played.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope! Sitting on the couch, feet on an ottoman, laptop on lap, cold beverage within reach, chillaxing.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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HA!

My spidey sense was tingling and I sat up and removed my arm right before clicking!

Nice try...

[–]byondhlp 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit... How do you know??

[–]COMplex_ 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it!

[–]ControlSix 0 points1 point ago

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Funny because its true... I always have my hand half in my mouth, too.

[–]voidsong 0 points1 point ago

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The joke is on you, I'm taking a dump while I browse reddit on my phone!

[–]bigbadbyte 0 points1 point ago

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OH

My

GOD!!!

TROOF!

[–]LollyAdverb 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. My. God.

[–]BobFrapples2 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot the grin because im browsing r/funny

[–]convxerge 0 points1 point ago

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Left Handed? Pssh

[–]VR6T 0 points1 point ago

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this is fairly accurate.

[–]drbacon 0 points1 point ago

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I wear glasses.

[–]Aisar 0 points1 point ago

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Actually no, I have fantastic posture, thank you for asking.

[–]charlie_bronson 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, I had my left hand w/one finger on alt, and one on the left arrow for a quick back.

[–]BuZzRAGE 0 points1 point ago

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Well damn.... got me..

[–]omeezy4sheezy 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that was fucking mind boggling (srs)

[–]Schamus 0 points1 point ago

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Nope! My elbow is not resting on the table...it's resting on my knee! I win again, internet.

[–]alanstrainor 0 points1 point ago

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He got me...

[–]ThaUniversal 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it

[–]msomers 0 points1 point ago

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WOW, no lie, exactly what was going on, freaked out for a minute....nice post!

[–]tremplek 0 points1 point ago

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I was definitely propping up my head w/ my hand :(

[–]sicnevol 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit! Minus the mouse, because I'm on a laptop, but NAILED IT.

[–]The_Antagonist 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, my ass is on a a couch.

[–]tellu2 0 points1 point ago

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HA! jokes on you i'm lying naked in my bed browsing reddit on my tv

[–]Shred_Kid 0 points1 point ago

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Nope! I anticipated that was what the picture would be, removed my left hand from my cheek, then clicked on the link.

I WIN THIS ROUND, BWAHHAHAA

[–]floydax 0 points1 point ago

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Other than being a lefty, yup that's what i was just doing :)

[–]easygenius 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. My. God.

[–]Karter705 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong; I was biting my nails.