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The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Eternal2071 51 points52 points ago

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Henry Behrens. October 26, 1956.

[–]Lesman 8 points9 points ago

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Last pic in the set. What a pimp.

[–]Antrikshy 2 points3 points ago

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The photo is from 1956? No wonder it is not in color.

[–]occasionally 34 points35 points ago

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Petite Lap Humans.

[–]CreeDorofl 14 points15 points ago

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Toy humans. No, wait, "Humapoos"

[–]whathookup 18 points19 points ago

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Mandoodles.

[–]JakeCameraAction 6 points7 points ago

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Homunculi.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I feel like mandoodle is what you'd call his wiener.

[–]porn_flakes 3 points4 points ago

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Huminis.

[–]Enzo23R6 2 points3 points ago

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Man-Tzu

[–]jonezsodaz 0 points1 point ago

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the cat can be the big spoon in there relationship.

[–]undeadj 102 points103 points ago

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I never thought I would be jealous of a midget but that looks awesome. When you are that small every cat is a lion. I would get a stool and a whip and start my own circus.

[–]lennort 33 points34 points ago

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I would get a stool and a whip and instantly be eaten alive

FTFY.

[–]flyco 13 points14 points ago

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You're eating me alive! Yes you are!

[–]Accelerator 5 points6 points ago

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You're a man eater! \o/

[–]trixt0r 0 points1 point ago

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\o/

[–]jdmCrush 171 points172 points ago

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A man dancing with the tallest cat in the world.

ftfy

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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In front of the most giganterous door in the world.

[–]Bandit1379 8 points9 points ago

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And the giant cat's giant milkbottles

[–]liquidose 2 points3 points ago

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photoshop can fix that.

[–]moogle516 2 points3 points ago

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Just when I thought I have seen ever funny cat picture on the Internet !

[–]reddit_user13 2 points3 points ago

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A man dancing with his pet Puma.

[–]nebbish 0 points1 point ago

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The biggest cat in the world dancing with his human

[–]CreeDorofl 15 points16 points ago

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I wonder if the cat just sort of sees him as another cat. One that walks funny.

[–]WWHSTD 7 points8 points ago

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A cat that can produce food at will.

[–]-Tack 6 points7 points ago

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I wonder if he sees the cat as another human, one that's furry everywhere..

[–]quantumcoffeemug 61 points62 points ago

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If I were him, I'd be slightly worried that the cat would eat me. He's just small enough that he might be a few missed cans of Fancy Feast away from being dinner.

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[–]RobotBuddha 7 points8 points ago

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He would score so much at elfquest conventions. Which, I guess I don't know if exist. But if they do, so much!

[–]Enebreus 44 points45 points ago

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Seriously, it's my firm belief that cats aren't eating us simply because we're bigger. This man was on the cusp of the cat thinking "You know what? I believe I could devour this fellow!"

[–]ztherion 2 points3 points ago

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Housecats were bred from larger cats that had a tendency to not randomly kill humans.

[–]camus135 0 points1 point ago

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Probably because of our size.

[–]puntloos 4 points5 points ago

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Nah, doubt it. While it's true that in the wild, large cats (lions etc) hunt prey that is close to their size, Ive yet to see a news item where a housecat killed and ate a dog of its own size.

But agreed, I'm pretty sure that cats would turn on you if you would drop below a certain size.

[–]framy 6 points7 points ago

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I've never heard of a cat eating a baby either.

[–]sevenalive 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you think the expression "The dingo ate your baby!" came from?

[–]chokie_roberts 1 point2 points ago

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Um...this?

[–]sevenalive 0 points1 point ago

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Wooosh!

[–]mokshagren 0 points1 point ago

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I love my cat...but I would not trust her if she were that close to my size.

[–]repoman 25 points26 points ago

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Possibility of bestiality: 82%

[–]mexicodoug 30 points31 points ago

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"Bend over you little human!"

[–]neehowma 1 point2 points ago

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God, I hope there were no horny great danes in that neighborhood.

[–]drebot 1 point2 points ago

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AGH. this is so wrong. plus cat penises have barbs.

[–]Watawkichaw 2 points3 points ago

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Why is everyone assuming the cat is fucking him? It's totally the other way around. Which, we all know, makes you a master subdue'er. which means he's agile and strong. which means hamburgers divided by 2.

[–]leon220 0 points1 point ago

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I could have sworn this was a novelty account.

[–]kaysea112 6 points7 points ago

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If I was that small I'd be training it so I could ride it around like Battle Cat

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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You made me:

a. wish I was that small

b. regretted that I didn't think to do this when I was much younger and that small.

[–]brainburger 1 point2 points ago

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Get a tiger.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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Can you recommend a good make/model? I'm partial to a green with yellow striped one.

[–]nebbish 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck training a cat to let you sit on it

[–]errantdog 14 points15 points ago

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I'd be afraid to have a cat comparable in size to myself. They can turn on you at any moment!

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[–]mexicodoug 7 points8 points ago

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If you could control it! My cats are useless to take for walks, even on a leash.

Now to be a midget with a dog...

[–]lennort 2 points3 points ago

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My sister's cat goes on walks with her, but not on a leash. He just really likes hanging out with her outside.

[–]mexicodoug 0 points1 point ago

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That's cool. My cats hang out with me on the patio or in the yard, but once they're out on the street or down at the creek they go socializing with other neighborhood cats or hunting on their own.

[–]Brattain 0 points1 point ago

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Get a saddle with a patch identifying your dog as an assistance animal, and ride it everywhere.

[–]legendary_ironwood 2 points3 points ago

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That would only be possible if your cat also had a job at the "flightless birds and small deaf mammal pet shop", otherwise, not a fuck would be given.

[–]RaDeus 4 points5 points ago

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Heh, like having a pet tiger :P

Edit: or atleast a leopard.

[–]mlfernan 2 points3 points ago*

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Servals are cool exotic cats that you can actually have as pets.

EDIT: I'm guessing the downvotes are because you don't know what a Serval is.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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forever a gnome

[–]gotnate 14 points15 points ago

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Why is everyone asking why this isn't a .gif?

[–]hudders 12 points13 points ago

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They would like to see the dancing.

Of course, if it were posted as a gif everyone would be asking why it wasn't a video...

[–]Rivent 3 points4 points ago

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And if it were posted as a video people would bitch about how they can't be bothered to watch videos...

[–]Delfishie 9 points10 points ago

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And if you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk.

[–]stealingfrom 10 points11 points ago

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That gum you like is going to come back in style.

[–]Delfishie 1 point2 points ago

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This video/tv show is what stealingfrom is referencing.

[–]SoThatHappened 0 points1 point ago

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I was coming to make that exact reference.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You didn't!

[–]SoThatHappened 6 points7 points ago

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I'm a failure as a redditor and a gentleman

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]sevenalive 0 points1 point ago

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Yaa Diid!

[–]ZeppelinJ0 3 points4 points ago

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PHENOMENAL COSMIC SIZED CAT!

Ittttyy bitty little man.

[–]chrom_ed -1 points0 points ago

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I liked it :)

[–]FrancisC 3 points4 points ago

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Nonsense. That's a scene from Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_and_Margarita#Woland_and_his_retinue

[–]blackstar9000 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought of was Behemoth.

[–]mlfernan 2 points3 points ago

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Is it odd that the milk bottles come up to his knees and he could use the mail slot as a peep hole?

[–]RobotBuddha 2 points3 points ago

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His life is that of a god 0_0

[–]Bloqhead 2 points3 points ago

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That cat is fucking huge! I wonder how many people in here said the same thing. CMD+F

[–]chrom_ed 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously though, comparing to the door, that looks like a really big cat.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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how do you know someone has a mac?

[–]musicalvegan0 8 points9 points ago

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Why isn't this a .gif?

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/WDGC1.gif

[–]Lystrodom 30 points31 points ago

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I knew what it would be, and still clicked. Well played, sir.

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

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It's still a JPEG!

[–]exscape 1 point2 points ago

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No need to downvote, it's actually not a GIF.

WDGC1.gif: JPEG image data, JFIF standard 1.01

[–]fiveisafemme 1 point2 points ago

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I wish i was small enough to dance with my cat ):

[–]mexicodoug 5 points6 points ago

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My cat does lap dances. :D

[–]meangoose 1 point2 points ago

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That's happiness.

[–]TicTokCroc 1 point2 points ago

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I bet that cat would eat that little motherfucker if you rubbed some fish on him.

[–]RobotBuddha 1 point2 points ago

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Tiny Elvis got old.

[–]thavi 1 point2 points ago

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This is such a sweet picture, it makes me melancholy every time I see it. Distilled happiness that I'll never personally understand.

[–]FakePlasticShrimp 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck .gif's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it said smartest, and looked through the comments to figure out who it was.

[–]Jubbly 0 points1 point ago

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Cat: Human you eat after me.

[–]neehowma 0 points1 point ago

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J. Edgar Hoover mano a mano with the Black Panthers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Real recognize real.

[–]nimbusnacho 0 points1 point ago

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The most unsettling part of that is the lack to shadows...

[–]ORDub 0 points1 point ago

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He has a huge pussy.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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No way dude

[–]sirphilip 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe a scene this awesome actually took place.

[–]ehadint 0 points1 point ago

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That was the first part of the date followed by drinks and then, well let's just say that the cat was never the same aferwards

[–]loserfail 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god. That leopard is about to eat that man......wait a minute.

[–]aaronrobot 0 points1 point ago

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I wish my past would quit haunting me already.

[–]dghughes 0 points1 point ago

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The tallest man in the world Zhao Liang and the smallest man in the world He Pingping are both from China.

[–]rinja 0 points1 point ago

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He Pingping standing under Svetlana Pankratova (woman with the longest legs in the world).

EDIT: Better perspective on Svetlana Pankratova.

[–]Rdlumps 0 points1 point ago

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I would have a custom saddle made and ride the cat all over the world.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THat cat is FUCKING HUGE!!

[–]Scrim- 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a gnome.

[–]MaxChaplin 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Bilbo Baggins?

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know the cat's name?

[–]rabbitfish 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, I want to smile and cry.

[–]mattabaster 0 points1 point ago

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does he ride that thing?

[–]MattTheGeek 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting some young hipster band performing on a radio station--this is better.

[–]futuretoday777 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's normal man dancing with the biggest cat in the world.

[–]framy 0 points1 point ago

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Shake it baby!

[–]knuckledrags 0 points1 point ago

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He could ride a German Shepard as a Horse!!