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It seems like every time I get ahead in life, THIS always happens... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CoffeePoweredRobot 11 points12 points ago

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It's big, it's blue, and it ruins friendships. It's either a Blue Shell or the Farsight XR-20.

[–]B_EZ 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhh camping in the vents with your good ol farsight

Good memories PD...good memories

[–]martinap 8 points9 points ago

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The biggest 'fuck you' in video game history.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It seems like every time I get ahead in life, THIS always happens...

[–]WickedKoala 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the blue shell! That shit also shows up as soon as you get in 1st place.

[–]PressedJuice 7 points8 points ago

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You can dodge them by boosting just as the shell is about to hit.

[–]th3Fonz 2 points3 points ago

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lies

[–]bottom_of_the_well 1 point2 points ago

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Actually I find the lightning bolt more annoying. It fucks up the whole order.

[–]TheDismalScience 2 points3 points ago

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Think of it this way.

[–]03fb 1 point2 points ago

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Yet there is no greater joy than being the guy who fires it

[–]blueshell 1 point2 points ago

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Problem?

[–]derpydoodad 1 point2 points ago

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that's why you coast in second for most of the race, brah. then at the end, after the guy in first is blue-shelled...domination.

[–]mayonesa 1 point2 points ago

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WTF is it?

[–]knullcon 6 points7 points ago

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Mario kart weapon, it pegs whoever is in first place and fucks their ship up

[–]mayonesa 10 points11 points ago

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Oh. Thanks!

Is this kind of stuff going to be on the final?

[–]Feriority 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. Zero on the final.

[–]GCN2 5 points6 points ago

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WTF are you???

[–]mayonesa 2 points3 points ago

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A condiment, dude.

But seriously: not a gamer. How am I supposed to know this shit?

[–]tehrahl 0 points1 point ago

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I'm right there with you.

[–]Konisforce 0 points1 point ago

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I came in here hoping for a blue shell and was not disappointed.

[–]tdunc86 0 points1 point ago

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Some people must not achieve.

[–]patrickgh3 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant Boxer Hockey comic

[–]tengwar3 0 points1 point ago

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I was just in a bike shop looking to get a new road bike for about $1,400.00 The next day i got a letter in the mail to register my car for $1,300.00 Go figure right O.o (PS just moved to CA)

[–]ilikepolo 0 points1 point ago

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Same here.

[–]Jgusdaddy 0 points1 point ago

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  1. sit in the back
  2. attain blue shell
  3. hold on to blue shell and pass everyone with superior skill 4.PROFIT

[–]Horong 0 points1 point ago

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Every.. time..

[–]Xizer -1 points0 points ago

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I think this is my favorite aspect of Wii hacking. Firing up a game of Mario Kart Wii and going online with unlimited blue shells. The rage when you bring every race to a crawl is hilarious.

[–]flippingarefun -1 points0 points ago

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Amen soul sistah.

[–]eyetinerant -1 points0 points ago

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soul sistah

This phrase needs to be deleted from the lexicon, right along with "bro"

[–]flippingarefun 0 points1 point ago

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If it makes you feel any better I'm not known to use either in actual verbal communications.

[–]eyetinerant 1 point2 points ago

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Somehow, it actually does :-)

[–]LittleWeinerSavage -2 points-1 points ago

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If you don't know how to dodge them stop your bitching and learn. Life isn't fair, just like blue shells, get over it.

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