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[–]MrMoustachio 16 points17 points ago

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Stupid Monkey... He's gonna get scope eye!

[–]justinh_tx 2 points3 points ago

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This made me laugh far more than was necessary.

[–]dog_dog_dog 9 points10 points ago

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I feel bad because that monkey is probably dead and they just posed it like that

[–]alas11 0 points1 point ago

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Don't feel too sad, that's not a monkey, but a baboon, who are fucking evil scary bastards that are not endangered. If they've lost their fear of humans, need to be shot.

(I know they are a type of monkey, but if you've ever lived in Africa you'll make the distinction.)

[–]bobobano 0 points1 point ago

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"Monkey see Monkey do" is more that a turn of phrase, it's a truism. Monkeys imitate humans hugely, this one probably saw the sniper, and when he stepped away just took the same position to see what was going on.

Dont feel sad, because it's not dead, feel sad because it's the future of modern warfare.

[–]starfox863 2 points3 points ago

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Dam you dirty ape

[–]aroogabooga 2 points3 points ago

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This monkey is dead fyi.

[–]highlife1 4 points5 points ago

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They want the American troops home? Well, better start training the monkeys.

[–]CrackheadMedic 1 point2 points ago

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I have a feeling someone is going to deeply regret training him to do that.

[–]nilhilustfrederi 1 point2 points ago

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He was probably shot with that gun not long before the picture was taken.

[–]PacmanAL[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It's trained to kill zombies and republicans.

[–]Hellman109 -1 points0 points ago

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Arent zombies just a subspecies of zombies?

[–]xxcommodusxx 0 points1 point ago

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No, zombies actually are the same species as zombies.

[–]Penultimatum 1 point2 points ago

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  1. Open animal reserve
  2. Acquire monkeys
  3. Train monkeys to joust snipe
  4. ???
  5. Profit

[–]Addyct 1 point2 points ago

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It's Begun

[–]Chive 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a case of gorilla warfare.

[–]bkoatz 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. They have guns.

[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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and 2012 is getting closer

[–]MyEnglishAreBroken 0 points1 point ago

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Peewee the Herman didn't build this monkey, only did training on him. HA HA HA

[–]MrPremium 0 points1 point ago

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We must make peace! For we will need their help against the robots and zombies!

[–]Dr_Acula_PhD 0 points1 point ago

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This made me piss myself a bit.

[–]a_sonic_screwdriver 0 points1 point ago

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"Today we remember Bill: loving husband, true friend, and dedicated photographer. This is the last photo we have that Bill took, it was found lying on top of his body. They still haven't found the monkey...or for that matter, the gun."

[–]luKrek 0 points1 point ago

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Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And monkeys do to (if they got a gun) -E. Izzard

[–]Semajal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HellFire_Red 0 points1 point ago

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This marks the beginning of humanity's downfall and the rise of the planet of the apes.

[–]Apex_Series 0 points1 point ago

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If you give a monkey a gun and it shoots someone you don't blame the monkey.

[–]The_Moscow_Rules 0 points1 point ago

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I did a Google Image search for 'apes with guns'.

For some reason this was amongst the results.

[–]nodstar22 0 points1 point ago

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seems reasonable.

[–]unussapiens 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, 6 hours and not a comment regarding trigger discipline. That's a pleasant change.

[–]kitfox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FreeParkking 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, human race, looks like this is it. It was fun while it lasted.

[–]tazebot 0 points1 point ago

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Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape

[–]DrunkPython 0 points1 point ago

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That just has mistake written all over it.

[–]devilsnake874 0 points1 point ago

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).” - Eddie Izzard

Plus, I'll just leave this here. http://youtu.be/vkPIJq0-gwM

[–]what_the_fuck_chuck 0 points1 point ago

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It's that fuckin' Cheney, about to blast someone in the face.

Again.

[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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Its ok to shoot someone in the face as long as he is your friend/bitch

[–]aNINJAwithaCUP -1 points0 points ago

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This is inspiration for a new Lion King