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[–]ProfessorSomething 95 points96 points ago

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One of the saddest moments of my life is when I had a make out session with my knee. Probably not the place to put this, but seems appropriate in my drunken state of mind.

Make out session... With my knee. Actually happened.

[–]LeroyJenkems 60 points61 points ago

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I want to say something to you, like "it's okay" or "is your knee attractive?" or "did you name your knee Her-my-own-knee?", but I can't think of a suitable thing to say.

[–]crackshot91 46 points47 points ago

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"did you name your knee Her-my-own-knee?"

groan of satisfaction

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You are a wordsmith god sir.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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did they put out

[–]_your_face 1 point2 points ago

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twiiiiins!! good on you!

[–]NedDasty 0 points1 point ago

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Did you say hi to your knee? HAHAHAHA

[–]ChokingVictim 0 points1 point ago

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Oh--oh I get it.

[–]jugalator 0 points1 point ago

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Are you very elastic?

I'm also not sober, and a foreigner to boot, so excuse me if "elastic" is not the proper word in this conext but I did not know any better as I typed that.

[–]Sapphires13 0 points1 point ago

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Elastic works, flexible would be more correct though.

[–]ThatFuckingGuy 17 points18 points ago

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[–]pusha06 12 points13 points ago

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Oh Deadpool, you so crazy

[–]mach0 17 points18 points ago

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nice name, OP.

[–]Noseburp 13 points14 points ago

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Nobody upvotes I_RAPE_CATS any more so he had to make a new account.

[–]Unwashed_Vagina[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'll neither confirm nor deny.

[–]illusiveab 0 points1 point ago

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I personally would have gone with Unwashed_Taint

[–]JrMint 5 points6 points ago

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Better than having an unwashed vagina.

[–]dopefish_lives 8 points9 points ago

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I don't get it =(

[–]suicide_king 10 points11 points ago

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there's nothing to get. or if there is, it's not worth getting.

[–]Unwashed_Vagina[S] 30 points31 points ago

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This should help. Forgive me, I just find this kind of shit hilarious.

[–]Nicknin10do 8 points9 points ago

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ummm....
How can we put this?
The pillow looks like it has a boner (erection) and
Spider man (the dude in the tight fitting (yet awesome) suit) is questioning
why said pillow has a said erection.

[–]BrappZannigan 0 points1 point ago

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Me either, can someone explain?

[–]callummr 0 points1 point ago

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neither

[–]halfthetimeweregone 1 point2 points ago

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Well, now I'm going to be looking for erections in the corners of all cartoon pillowcases.

[–]GIMPsucks 1 point2 points ago

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Oh lord, thanks for the unexpected laugh. It just burst out of me like a snake.

[–]xTRUMANx 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, you were just gagging on that snake.

[–]potheadpaul 3 points4 points ago

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oh. god. no. do NOT start with the spiderman threads with imgs taken from 4chan. next thing you know it will be pony threads, furry threads, trap threads, tentacle porn, and lotus tit shudder. this must stop now!

[–]Mpoumpis -1 points0 points ago

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lotus tit? What's... Wait, I don't wanna know.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who knows what lotus tit is to someone who doesn't:

You made the right decision.

[–]oananbr 1 point2 points ago

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Requesting more old spiderman, I love this shit

[–]lwrun 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jaseaco 1 point2 points ago

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Your username is as funny as pillows with boners.

[–]HiddenKrypt 0 points1 point ago

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I love the boidhouse.

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone calm down, Ant-Man fell asleep inside the case and started growing during a dream about erections.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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Is that from the original 1960's cartoons?

[–]brettrosey 0 points1 point ago

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Does it have to be spiderman saying this, or could it just be anyone?

[–]Yossome 0 points1 point ago

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Unwashed_Vagina, why do you have 3 posts on my frontpage?

[–]bondagegirl 0 points1 point ago

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Because everyone loves vagina! Even the unwashed varieties.

[–]raginBacon 1 point2 points ago

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But, seriously. Nearly 5000 karma in four days?

[–]ReMiiX 0 points1 point ago

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When I can't figure things out, I find it best just to sleep on it. You should try it Spiderman.

[–]pillowplumper 0 points1 point ago

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It's because I've been going at it.

[–]cheezncrackerz 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you come from and how do all your posts have so many upvotes?

[–]DukeLeto2 0 points1 point ago

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/b/

[–]Redivivus 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Ralph Bakshi's work, Spider-Man 1967 TV series.

[–]pimpmasterspaceman 0 points1 point ago*

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It's a screenshot from that same series, so... good job?

[–]greengoddess -1 points0 points ago

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Wet dream.

[–]terico -2 points-1 points ago

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DAE think that his radio kind of looks like a robot face?