this post was submitted on
90 points (84% like it)
110 up votes 20 down votes
shortlink:

pics

subscribe2,629,717 readers

5,418 users here now

For an image subreddit with minimal rules, check out /r/images

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  6. No animated images. Please submit them to /r/gif, /r/gifs, or /r/reactiongifs instead.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
/r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles
  /r/PastAndPresentPics .

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

89
90

Goooood doggie....gooood doggie? (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Chitery

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on
all 23 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]AhhhClem 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I knew some neighbors that had a dog that looked like this one. I remember he was laying under the kitchen table and when he got up he lifted it up and dragged it some before he got out from under it. He was a good sled dog. He also liked to hump people, you had to be quick.

[–]AverageHero 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I used to work at petco, and this huge couple had TWO of these mother fuckers. They came in twice a week for dog food. Both of them liked humping too. There was no being quick out of that shit. If they chose you, you got your shit rocked.

[–]backmask 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There was no being quick out of that shit. If they chose you, you got your shit rocked.

I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.

[–]Chitery[S] 5 points6 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My friend is a vet, and had this monster come in.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

not sure if shopped. 80% sure it is

is your friend 4 feet tall per chance?

[–]Chitery[S] 4 points5 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I really wish I had another photo to show that it wasn't, but believe me, neither I, nor her, are proficient enough to do such a thing.

I'll try and find evidence.

Edit

Well, the best I could get is that the dogs themselves are known to be freakishly huge:

Newfoundlands ('Newfs', 'Newfies') have webbed feet and a water-resistant coat.[2] Males weigh 60–70 kg (130–150 lb), and females 45–55 kg (100–120 lb), placing them in the "Giant" weight range. Some Newfoundland dogs have been known to weigh over 90 kg (200 lb). The largest Newfoundland on record weighed 120 kg (260 lbs) and measured over 6 feet from nose to tail, ranking it among the biggest Molossers. They may grow up to 22–28 inches tall at the shoulder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_(dog)

[–]nerdyogre254 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And to think i wanted one... holy shit, that's HUGE.

[–]Slowboarding 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

had one as a kid, rode that guy around like a champ. he was my steed and i his knight. we were the greatest heroes the world had ever seen.

[–]TommyBoy012 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Clifford the big red dog...wait, you said his name was blue.

[–]Brozilla 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

was driving around doing errands yesterday, the SUV ahead of me had TWO of these guys in the back.
Initial though: ARE THOSE FUCKING BEARS?! (proceeded to back off about 50 feet)

[–]helmethair1 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nooofy!

[–]frickfrock99 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Niagara Falls of slobber.

[–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'd hate to clean up after him

[–]uvulavulva 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Atreyu's brunette cousin?

[–]kenposan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I loved my Newf. 140 lbs of slobber though.

[–]Dividedstein 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I want to go to there

[–]vetalavalo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Great dogs, but man do they slobber and shed!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Have a friend with one of these. Massive and incredibly gentle dog but scared shitless of water. :(

[–]welcometaerf 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pfffft. Better luck next time.

[–]blindeduwithscience 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sirius!

[–]renegadeangel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's so fluffy ___^

[–]Baycon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Apparently I was extremely evil and stole all your Karma by posting this picture. So here's an apology up-vote.

[–]Baycon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Waaaait a second...the photo didn't come from a vet. It came from a groomer. Do you even know this "friend" ?

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 7407 on app-83 running 320e81d.