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I see your zombie fortress and I raise you a better idea. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Dyrantua 33 points34 points ago

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Cool, this island is next to the one where I live at the moment (Heimaey, Vestmannaeyjar in Iceland). I took his picture a couple of days ago and it looks like a good hideout. I'd appreciate it if the zombies would stay zombies away though since I don't have a boat.

[–]desarro 5 points6 points ago

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need a roommate?

[–]Dyrantua 10 points11 points ago

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Alright, but you supply the chainsaws, shotguns and think of some one-liners. Best be prepared.

[–]loconet 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like Zombies found the hideout!

[–]Dyrantua 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, no that's just a friend of mine who came to visit. By the end of the week he kept complaining about hunger and then disappeared for some non-suspicious reason.

[–]iridefixed 1 point2 points ago

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i think you need more upboats.

[–]TheBadWolf 0 points1 point ago

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So, who is he? Just some dude?

[–]Sec_Henry_Paulson 2 points3 points ago

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It's a hunting cabin.

[–]F-That 16 points17 points ago

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MyPancakesRback.... I'm with you. Let the others live in a tower with no doors or windows. I have yet to see a zombie swim.

[–]nikdahl 35 points36 points ago

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Zombies don't swim, but they can potentially walk along the bottom of the lake/sea.

[–]waltzingaround 19 points20 points ago*

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I don't think they'd be able to walk underwater. Dead bodies usually float and I doubt a zombie would be able to swim to take advantage of natural flotation. If anything, you'd have to worry about a zombie lucking out into floating toward the island.

If it could walk underwater I wouldn't give it long to make it past fish and other sea creatures that would probably rip them apart. So you're safe right?

Not so fast. Of course, if you planned on being on this particular island I would hope you would have it set up with some large gardens for a means of food (if it's able to sustain crops) and some chickens that can continually produce food.

If you rushed to this island in a haste however, and I assume you got there by boat, you would of course have to fish. But then it raises a hypothetical. If the fish you are catching can be contaminated by the zombies then you are fucked. No food source for yourself and you're dead.

To cover all bases I would make a helicopter pad on this bad boy, learn to fly and invest in a helicopter obviously, and fly to land in case you need groceries/other items. Plus that would break up the monotony of life on the island because you've got yourself a pretty solid safe house.

You'd never get too bored because you'd be able to look forward to going out every now and then to kill some zombies and stock up.

In conclusion, if my analysis is correct: This island + helicopter and skills = Great zombie survival strategy

[–]Scrotum_Phillips 2 points3 points ago

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Multiple movies portray zombies going through water. Zombi 2 and The Land of the Dead are the first that come to mind.

[–]waltzingaround 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, but in the events of a real zombie outbreak I still doubt their ability to make it to the island before being picked clean by sea organisms.

If they DID manage to make it there by walking there would never be enough at one time to have to worry about. Have some well-trained watch dogs to alert you so you can take down the threat. Dispose of the body by tossing it into the sea.

Even better, have some sort of perimeter that catches the zombies, barbed wire for instance, and torch them when they get hung up.

[–]itsgametime 1 point2 points ago

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Read World War Z. They can swim, according to the author.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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no, they can walk on the bottom and climb anchor chains, but cannot swim. some float when bloated from decomposition

[–]itsgametime 4 points5 points ago

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damn my meandering, unfocused mind. was thinking "walk under water", meant to write "walk under water", wrote "swim".

[–]waltzingaround 0 points1 point ago

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How fast though? Is it like threatening speed? Or slow enough for fish to pick them apart?

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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my bad, I accidentally wrote "swim". meant to write, "walk on the seafloor".

I think in the book they were slow zombies. And I think the water slows them down too.

How far out to sea is this island? I think because of bouancy, they would start to float. Have you ever tried to walk on the bottom of a pool? You start to float if you go too deep. If the island is far enough out in deeper water, the zombies would probably start to float before they reached the island, and the currents would drift them away or smash them against the rocks, killing them.

[–]waltzingaround 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah whether they swim or walk I still don't give them much of a chance to make it.

[–]itsgametime 1 point2 points ago

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Giving this island a second thought, even though staying on it decreases your chances of finding survivors, if you can find enough food and a regular fresh water supply, I think this place might be better than that fort.

[–]hunkameat 0 points1 point ago

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Buoyancy, if I remember correctly, is controlled by air in the lungs and weight. You want to sink to the bottom of the pool? Blow out all the air from your lungs and you'll sink like a stone. Do it while holding a dumbbell and you'll sink even faster. What's the current thinking on Zombie pulmonary capability?

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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very good points. so, do zombies breath? excellent question. from what I understand, they do not breath (at least, that is the conclusion I gather from a lot of people saying that zombies can walk under water on the seafloor [World War Z also mentions this], because if zombies can walk under water for a long period of time, given your point that if you let your breath out you sink, then this is how they walk on the seafloor).

hmmm, so putting all this together, if they don't need to breath, then I guess they can walk on the seafloor. or vise versa.

[–]aaronbyard 0 points1 point ago

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Slowly enough for currents to sweep them away.

[–]Soapbox 0 points1 point ago

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relevant

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. In 28 Weeks Later, the opening scenes depict the rage zombies running in the river. I think, though, that they are limited by how deep the water becomes (this would be a logical explanation for why the virus didn't spread across the Channel until the defenses for the Chunnel were overrun and the zombies were thus able to escape into France)

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

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I didnt think those were zombies.

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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regular people?

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

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They had an anger virus is what I remember.

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I've heard it referred to as the "rage virus". pop culture refers to those creatures in the 28 days/weeks later series as zombies, though, because they still tried to eat humans, and once bitten you were infected too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but those aren't supernaturally animated in any way, they're just like super-rabid people. They still need everything a normal mammal needs to survive, particularily fuel (food) and oxygen. I'm sure they'd try to run down prey in a river but probably drown.

[–]crazedcanuck 0 points1 point ago

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So all that would be needed would be to take away their ability to climb.. shear cliffs should do the trick

[–]perkanator 2 points3 points ago

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zombie slaughter trips is sweet and all but isnt that EXACTLY what leads to someones slip up and everyone's inevitable death in movies anyway?

[–]HoboViking 2 points3 points ago

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Read World War Z.

[–]ssnseawolf 1 point2 points ago

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Unless you know how to maintain a helicopter and know where to get parts you're out of luck.

[–]waltzingaround 0 points1 point ago

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This is the hard part. That would be the optimum solution albeit very hard to achieve. It would be much more reasonable to have a boat for travels but docking on the mainland could get troublesome if they're swarming.

[–]ssnseawolf 1 point2 points ago

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Even a boat needs maintenance and parts. It's clear anyone serious about zombie survival needs to start learning boat and helicopter repair, and start hording parts.

[–]waltzingaround 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. If the plan is serious enough then you have to know how to maintain it. That's why I'll admit the helicopter notion is a little crazy. It would be pricey to hoard parts I imagine. I would focus on getting spare parts after the outbreak.

[–]robinacape 0 points1 point ago

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fish can be contaminated by zombies? fuck

[–]drevyek 0 points1 point ago

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In the zombie survival guide, MB says that animals avoid eating the dead; thus there is no fish contamination, and thus no hazard in fishing. this island is fantastic for more than this though- it also has these massive cliff faces which would tear apart any zombie on its rocks, and any surviving zombie would have no chance in scaling the clifface, even if he has prerogative to.

[–]The_Ace 0 points1 point ago

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I have a general question about the nature of zombie apocalypse survival - how long do we aim to survive for? Obviously having a helicopter is optimum for island access and grocery runs etc, but in the long term we also need a supply of fuel within range of the island itself. Say there is a convenient airport within range at day zero, after several months we will be out of gas with no other sources within flying (and returning!) range...

Do we need to survive on this island alone forever, or is there a generally accepted timeframe for a zombie apocalypse to pass by itself? Or for the army to step in and cleanse all the infected? There must be a consensus on this somewhere?

[–]waltzingaround 2 points3 points ago

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See what I was trying to do was point out how many variables there are with making the island the "best" option. The helicopter scenario is really like worst case scenario if you're unable to fish/farm.

Ultimately if I were to plan the island as my sanctuary I'd want to have it set up so that I could survive with only a small group of people. I'd want to stock up the island with as much living essentials as possible to prevent trips to the main land. Having gardens and chickens would be a priority of mine for food. Enough chickens and I have meat and eggs for a long time.

I would honestly not want to worry about the rest of the world. Sorry, but no heroic rescue missions for me. Ideally and hopefully fishing would be an option just in case. And the good thing about boats is you don't always need gas to run them.

Trips to the mainland would be scarce and only if it was a must. Hopefully the zombies would not be able to make it to the island through the water and I would be able to survive long enough.

[–]MyPancakesRback[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I was thinking.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Depends on the nature of the apocalypse. If it's Dawn of the Dead supernatual style, that shit ain't going to go away without help so it's a matter of regrouping with all of the other survivors and slowly reclaiming the world if possible.

If it's something like a 28 days later/Zombieland scenario where it's a biological infection causing the problem it should be possible to wait the zombies out as they're needing food and will start to die off from starvation once food is scarce or nonexistant. Or better yet maybe they'll turn on each other once they get desperate enough.

[–]The_Ace 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, thats a good summary - if we're in the '28 days' scenario then an island retreat / zombie fortress is a very sound idea. In fact, it's practically minecraft at this point - dig a hole somewhere and hide until the zombies disappear :)

The 'dawn' situation is a lot harder, where we need a permanent solution with food sources etc, or else regroup like you say and fight back. Hiding away on an island like this would probably work, but would get pretty lonely if its for the rest of our lives. I'd rather find the survivors and fight back...

[–]BannedINDC 7 points8 points ago

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Yes, but they can't climb jagged rocks, hitting them with their jags.

[–]Elite_Dog 4 points5 points ago

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Well why would a zombie be driving a Jaguar anyway?

[–]F-That 1 point2 points ago

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awwww fuck. Do you think the fishes will get them first though. I cant imagine them being very fast at walking underwater.

[–]acts541 1 point2 points ago

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Even if the zombies floated, walked to the island, I'm sure you would have plenty of time to develop a way they absolutely could not get onto the island. Get some land mines and line the whole sealine with them, when one blows up, put your goat milk, finish the bite of scrambled eggs, don't bother closing your robe up (unless its really windy) and go replace with another mine. You'd be set for life. Also, take a wife to prevent becoming a chronic masterbater, then inevitibly becoming a sex deprived maniac who eventually attempts to mate with a zombie who you've let get to you on purpose. Just take a mate with you.

[–]robinacape 0 points1 point ago

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zombies can walk underwater? shit

[–]Aihwa 0 points1 point ago

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Cliffs?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Umm...that entire zombie fortress (the popularly posted one) was full of windows....

[–]Subduction 15 points16 points ago

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Climb in Humvee.

Drive full speed up cliff.

Fly off cliff.

Step out of Humvee.

Pull chute.

Land on Jetski.

Ride away like a boss.

Buy new Humvee.

Repeat tomorrow.

[–]DTown13 11 points12 points ago

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Dude, this isn't Just Cause... or is it?

[–]itsgametime 2 points3 points ago

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STEAL new Humvee.

FTFY

[–]TheArtofXan 13 points14 points ago

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I'll reserve judgement until I see what's to the right of the image, and what the backside of the landmass looks like.

[–]nickvd 27 points28 points ago

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http://www.heimaslod.is/images/5/5f/Ellidaey.jpg

[–]alok99 14 points15 points ago

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I'm sold.

[–]jnjs -1 points0 points ago

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That beach is a weak spot.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

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I love how it has a small house on it, enough space to sustain crops, and solar panels. That is self sufficient, and I am confident zombies would not be a worthwhile threat.

[–]Markus_Antonius 1 point2 points ago

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Solar panels in Iceland? :-)

[–]patentlyabsurd 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, find an island like this closer to the equator where you can grow food and keep grazing animals outside year round....

[–]StickySticks 0 points1 point ago

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When can I move in?

[–]Flipadelphia 39 points40 points ago

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The thing is, I don't want a zombie fortress that they would never be able to reach. I want to reclaim the earth from those undead bastards, not hide like a bitch on some idyllic island. If it ever got to that point, it's time to man the fuck up, gather an army, arm some bombs and destroy those flesh-hungry sonsabitches.

That being said it is a charming home.

[–]shukov 4 points5 points ago

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"Flipadelphia" nicely done, sir

[–]MarcusAurellius 2 points3 points ago

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Flip Flip Flipadelphia

[–]Tricosaurus 5 points6 points ago

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Does survival mean anything when you're living in solitude with no purpose other than to get to the next day?

[–]PinkEchoes 14 points15 points ago

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Isn't that what we all do now?

[–]glassery 1 point2 points ago

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Living in solitude for a few months is better than death.

The zombies will decompose, leaving you and other solitude survivors to reclaim a fallen world. You'll be one of many eventually.

[–]MarcusAurellius 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Having a zombie fortress is good to take out zombies from afar and be safe when the sun sets. During the day it's shooting time.

[–]Achalemoipas 0 points1 point ago

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Gordon Ramsey made an entire episode from that home:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIaZdxYzqY

[–]TheArtofXan 0 points1 point ago

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So its not safe from soulless monsters than.

[–]Scubaboy26 7 points8 points ago

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That would be a bitch to mow the lawn

[–]Passinonreddit 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to say that

[–]I_eat_Narwhals 2 points3 points ago

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But you didn't did you, I'm very disappointed in you. For shame.

[–]patentlyabsurd 0 points1 point ago

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Keep a few different herds of animals (cattle, goats, etc) and they'll eat and fertilize the grass while providing some decent food!

[–]steadyras 2 points3 points ago

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who's going to be the first to put the fortress on the island

[–]bigexplosion 3 points4 points ago

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stop giving away the good ideas assholes. i have 5 apocalypse plans and i could get tons of karma but theyre mine.

[–]fox2319 3 points4 points ago

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Sledging in the winter could be interesting...

[–]mprice25 3 points4 points ago

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I can't cultivate shit captain

[–]goosefrabba 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]perkanator 0 points1 point ago

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any one else scared of potential for zombie sharks who are EXTRA human hungry?

[–]ssnseawolf 1 point2 points ago

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Forget the zombies, getting groceries is what I'd be scared about living there.

[–]fever008 1 point2 points ago

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I see your zombie fortress and I raise you a golden chocobo

[–]csmit244 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna need my zeio nut!

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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I'm moving with Richard Branson

[–]drevyek 0 points1 point ago

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it's a no-go - look at all that coastline open to invasion! tut tut RB, I had more faith in your zombie survival skills. It's the reason he started Virgin, you know- so mankind could remain "virgin" from the zombie plague!

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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He's probably leaving the earth when Zombie Apocalypse happens. But the scenery is spectacular, there seems to be fresh water, it's not populated, there's plenty of food, a benevolent weather and it's remote. And it's not a dead end alley, where you can't run away if the worst happens, besides we all know zombie outbreaks happen in the northern side of the equator.

[–]Wallysburg 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this Bjorks house?

[–]ohaikuupo 1 point2 points ago

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So THAT is where knights of the round materia is located...

[–]bficker 1 point2 points ago

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Even Better: Bluthton!

[–]ilikevinyl86 1 point2 points ago

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isnt this bjork's house? http://thechive.com/2010/02/11/amazing-house-on-an-island/

[–]theymightbegreat 2 points3 points ago

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thats bjork's house alright, but linking to the chive is still a no-no

[–]andgodwept 0 points1 point ago

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there is nothing that says this is an island is there?

edit: apparently there is

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We couldn't hear you. In the night. No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that. In the night. In the dark.

[–]JC2535 0 points1 point ago

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Want!

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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yeah this seems a lot more pleasant to live in, BUT:

you would have limited supplies. it would be much, much more difficult to get supplies back to the island. that being said, if you could plant a big garden or something you could probably become self- sufficient (if you can get a permanent supply of fresh water), but until then, I think living there might be difficult.

[–]itsgametime 0 points1 point ago

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edit: also, no chance in finding any survivors once you go to the island. if you're on land, then you have a much better chance of coming across survivors.

[–]almosthandsome 0 points1 point ago

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There are no trees on that island, hence no wood. I think access to wood would be a key element in long term survival on that island.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Bjork's house?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice uplift and unconformity there!

[–]jloutey 0 points1 point ago

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Will someone please put a real zombie fortress on this island and embarrass this man?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But you'd starve here too. And probably freeze to death because that looks like Iceland.

[–]killtimehere 0 points1 point ago

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The middle of my swimming pool is better than that!

[–]dritchey 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this picture before. That is my dream house right there.

[–]rscozzens 0 points1 point ago

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3 words: Dolphins. With. Lasers.

[–]TWOHUNDREDyds 0 points1 point ago

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I played this on tiger woods i think

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever owns that house will be pissed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Let's all make a pact to have a reddit meetup at this place after the zombiepocalypse.

[–]Zombiefort 0 points1 point ago

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Do want.

[–]polyphasic0007 0 points1 point ago

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shit. now 28 days later will have swimming running jumping zombies.

you had to go there

[–]tom_c 0 points1 point ago

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Sledding like a lot of fun here. Once you're down you just go back up the other side!

[–]Allurex 0 points1 point ago

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Too hard to photoshop, won't work.

[–]Elephlump 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone just photoshop that zombie apocalypse survival building in the place of that house and call it good?

[–]Mustkunstn1k 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the whole zombie fortress meme was beaten to death.

[–]Colemanisbomb 0 points1 point ago

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Put this shit in the comments for the other comic, This is just like the "who's a better sidekick" predicament.

[–]bicarb 0 points1 point ago

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Mk, where is this?..

[–]bicarb 5 points6 points ago

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Dear moi, it's in Elliðaey, Iceland

[–]menasan -1 points0 points ago

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fixed http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/glyj6/zombie_fortress_double_fixed/

[–]AgentStanSmith -4 points-3 points ago

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I fail to see how this would withhold anything zombie related....

[–]EtchSketch 10 points11 points ago

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It's an island. Situated right outside a small island cluster, which is itself situated right outside of Iceland. Which is situated right smack dab in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Zombie fuckers ain't swimming there.

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