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[–]albinodiablo 108 points109 points ago

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[–]PritchardDubois 8 points9 points ago

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Let's show Natalie Dee and Drew some love! http://www.nataliedee.com/051503/hamsterimplants.jpg

[–]youlovemeoryouhateme 8 points9 points ago

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I'll sat it again. Natalie Dee is awesome!!

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[–]tbutcher80 2 points3 points ago

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Natalie Dee rules. Downvoted because of the lazy asshat OP but believe me...Natalie doesn't need karma :-)

[–]albinodiablo 1 point2 points ago

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You're very welcome. I've been enjoying your comics, music, and videos for years now. to be honest, I was a lurker until I saw that there was no link to your site on this post.

[–]Kernel_Forbin 3 points4 points ago

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Glad someone posted the source before me. I first learned of her when I posted the asparagus comic (via imgur). Was given the source and frequently check ever since.

[–]justsigneduptosay 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. Why not post the source image or at least give them credit.

[–]aytch 1 point2 points ago

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Because reddit rarely upvotes a source post.

[–]danmickla[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, it's supposed to be licorice. I'm all "who tf thinks Slim Jim is a candy?"

[–]ToughItOut 339 points340 points ago

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I love black liquorice.

[–]xmod2 147 points148 points ago

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Real men eat black liquorice.

The red shit isn't even actually liquorice.

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[–]SirSandGoblin 14 points15 points ago

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My kinda guy.

[–]Sabin10 4 points5 points ago

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If I wasn't married I woulld go gay for a man like that!

[–]Hypersapien 1 point2 points ago

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Google "Buck Angel" (if you dare)

[–]craig3010 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not falling for that shit again!

[–]Rockerpult 5 points6 points ago

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You should probably go to the doctor for that.

[–]artjumble 33 points34 points ago

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Truth.

[–]TopspinLob 11 points12 points ago

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Word

[–]Rinzern 7 points8 points ago

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Fifteen.

[–]fabfabster 8 points9 points ago

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That's numberwang

[–]intensenerd 4 points5 points ago

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Got it.

[–]mercury14 1 point2 points ago

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Ya know, I've read many comments saying "I'm ashamed to say I know what you are referencing". But fuck that.

[–]hitlersshit 17 points18 points ago

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The fuck is red liquorice?

[–]Amm0 15 points16 points ago

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A misnomer for Twizzlers.

[–]sleeplessone 10 points11 points ago

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Or Red Vines.

Twizzlers are Red Vines' bastard brother.

[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 11 points12 points ago

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They taste like plastic! Why would anyone choose them over red vines?!

[–]goodnamesrtaken 1 point2 points ago

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i hear its an east coast thing. maybe they taste better over there.

[–]CaptainOhYea 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know but I heard it's not actually liquorice somewhere.

[–]MonkeyDog453 0 points1 point ago

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The only kind worth consuming.

[–]wza 1 point2 points ago

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real men eat this stuff:

http://www.licoriceinternational.com/licorice/pc/Oro-Spezzata-by-Amarelli-40g-Tin-6p208.htm

no sugar, pure bitterness. it's actually great for digestion, it cures feeling sick, doesn't cause it.

[–]PaxVitriol 1 point2 points ago

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Real mans suck the poo balls straight from a goat's ass and then chase it down with wood chips. Wood chips are high in insoluble fiber. It won't help if you're feeling sick, but real men don't have feelings.

[–]pxxd 26 points27 points ago

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[–]seanbot 11 points12 points ago

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On the spectrum of liquorice Iv'e had, Panda is on the less good side. Australian liquorice is my favorite :P

[–]Laserfalcon 6 points7 points ago

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Is this salt licorice an actual treat in some culture? Or purely prank candy?

[–]mikemorley 12 points13 points ago

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Finland: where they use ammonium chloride instead if sugar...

[–]vontysk 5 points6 points ago

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It is amazing. The salt makes it taste so much better. I am spoilt for liquorice now.

Also, for anyone after some really really good normal liquorice try to get your hands on some RJs Liquorice. Damn that stuff is good.

[–]Lamzn6 3 points4 points ago

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As a black licorice hater, (and anise flavor hater in general) the idea of salting it actually seems like it would be much better. Balancing I think. I will try this!

[–]flabbytabby 1 point2 points ago

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It really does make it better. I'm not a big fan of licorice, but I love salt licorice. It's really hard to stop eating it once you start...the flavor is difficult to describe but it's a little addicting.

[–]antiproton 2 points3 points ago

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I lived in Denmark for a couple months. They are batty about the salt covered licorice. My host parents loved it.. their son wasn't a fan though.

[–]championchap 0 points1 point ago

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My Swedish friends love Salt Licorice.

[–]aytch 0 points1 point ago

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Salmiak is how it's referred to in Norway/Sweden - and it's crazy good. It's not sweet, so you don't think of it like candy.

It's hella savory and filled with umami. So delicious!

[–]bagels666 1 point2 points ago

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I've had a hard time finding any Australian licorice that isn't filled with chemicals and garbage. Panda has only four ingredients: molasses syrup, wheat flour, licorice extract, and aniseed oil.

[–]seanbot 0 points1 point ago

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Same, but i'm from Australia so it wasn't hard to find good ones while I was there

[–]meltman 6 points7 points ago

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No, like THIS STUFF. From what I remember I liked it... Everything's a bit foggy though

[–]giantrobotq 5 points6 points ago

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more like the anise in this stuff.

[–]chillorbechilled 6 points7 points ago

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me too, have you tried black liquorice mentos? they rule!

[–]Hypersapien 2 points3 points ago

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[–]chillorbechilled 1 point2 points ago

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they look really good, but I imagine them tasting like fisherman's friend?

[–]Hypersapien 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not familiar with that

[–]Pravusmentis 3 points4 points ago

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Meh, some people do, some don't. I don't think it's so bad, I just wish they didn't mix it with other flavors and BAM surprise BL

[–]ToughItOut 1 point2 points ago

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I agree fully with the no mixing!

[–]Youngblood777 5 points6 points ago

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Its love until he tries to steal your bike

[–]tsuk 1 point2 points ago

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moxie is black liquorice soda, THAT SHIT IS THE BOMB

[–]peterfares 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what percentage of people like, are indifferent to, and dislike black licorice. I LOVE black licorice, but most people I know hate it.

[–]saxicide 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. I even nknow a few people who hate anise flavor so much they dont' even like rootbeer!

[–]metalballsack 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, definitely a buy.

[–]davidoffbeat 1 point2 points ago

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I used to buy entire bags of jelly beans just so I can eat the black ones.

Now I found a place nearby where you can bag your own jelly beans and pick the ones you want. ALL BLACK PLEASE.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! When I was a kid, my dad would buy me these black liquorice pipes. The good stuff, not like that plastic crap, Twizzlers.

[–]plexxonic 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes.

[–]130n35s 6 points7 points ago

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I feel black licorice is one of the few things that seriously splits people down the middle. I never hear of people who think black licorice is alright, either hate it or love it.

[–]webbitor 4 points5 points ago

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I have a feeling there is some taste receptor that people either have or don't have for licorice, much like cilantro.

[–]youraidiot 0 points1 point ago

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And mayonnaise

[–]kuraikaze 0 points1 point ago

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And with this statement did World War III commence.

[–]scohan 49 points50 points ago

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Fuck those black jelly beans too. Those little assholes made it impossible to eat more than one jellybean at a time. If you grabbed a couple and put them in your mouth, you were rolling the dice. And if a black jelly bean was in there, then it was game over. Everything is ruined.

[–]Dax420 12 points13 points ago

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Also Jujubes

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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How the fuck did jujubes even gain any popularity? I am convinced it was a plot by dentists to break teeth...

[–]Oatybar 7 points8 points ago

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I love black jellybeans. Every year I scan the Easter candy racks to see if they sell them by the glorious dark bagful, and every year I am disappointed.

Since reddit is nothing if not predictable, I'm expecting someone will reply below with a link to a purchasable sack of black jelly beans. Good opportunity for a 'Friday' rickroll.

[–]Farisr9k 2 points3 points ago

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Every Australian pharmacy sell packets of jellybeans. Purely black ones.

https://www.epharmacy.com.au/images/productimages/53252/original.jpg

They are fucking awesome.

[–]fripletister 1 point2 points ago

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I've found that Amazon is a one-stop shop for shit like this. I personally hate the damn things, but here you are, sir/maam:

http://www.amazon.com/Licorice-Jelly-Belly-2-lbs/dp/B0000DIYVM/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1302309764&sr=8-5

[–]Scorp63 3 points4 points ago

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heeeeeave

[–]Oatybar 0 points1 point ago

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And I thank you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Affirmative action at the jellybean factory. Otherwise they'd never even be in there.

[–]MonkeyDog453 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, why do they even put black jelly beans in there!! What a terrible idea. Let's just put these black licorice ones in with these fruit flavored jelly beans, yeah this is a PERFECT idea people are going to loove it.... do they even realize one of these things is not at all like the others?

This is why we only purchase starburst jelly beans.

[–]craig3010 1 point2 points ago

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I had a dog that loved jelly beans. I could pitch them from 10' away and he'd catch them. Until I tossed him a black jelly bean, that broke the trust he had in me and jelly beans.

[–]derek_the_dork 0 points1 point ago

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True story, I actually hated black licorice and their jellybean counterpart until I was 28. All of a sudden, I developed a taste for it, and now I love it.

But, I feel the same way about popcorn jellybeans. I love Jelly Bellies, but holy god are those popcorn ones disgusting. And there's more than one kind! It's not fair!

[–]mparkerw 0 points1 point ago

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I hate black licorice but black licorice jelly beans are SO GOOD. I love to eat them with bubble gum flavored ones..

[–]bast902 15 points16 points ago

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fuck you to death, broseph! black liquorice is the congealed nectar of the gods.

[–]The_Endless_Dreamer 5 points6 points ago

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Why? Cause it's black?

[–]Andrigaar 1 point2 points ago

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Why's it always gotta be about color with you, internet?

[–]derekg1000 41 points42 points ago

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Black licorice is good, it is the way that licorice is supposed to taste.

[–]Cory_And_Trevor 67 points68 points ago

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So...bad?

[–]dosman1271 9 points10 points ago

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I actually like black licorice but upvoted your reply on sheer comic ability.

[–]Cory_And_Trevor 1 point2 points ago

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I thank you for your kind words.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

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Quick question, has your only exposure to black licorice been the black twizzlers?

[–]derek_the_dork 0 points1 point ago

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That shit's gross (from someone who loves black licorice)

[–]Cory_And_Trevor 0 points1 point ago

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No I've had "better" licorice than twizzlers.

[–]aposter 11 points12 points ago

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There is only black licorice. The licorice extract from the licorice plant (Glycyrrhiza glabra) is what makes it licorice. The other stuff is Strawberry Twists or red candy some such name.

[–]wilsonism 3 points4 points ago

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Black liquorice is the schnapps of candy. You can't mix it with other stuff.

[–]Naedlus 1 point2 points ago

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Vanilla schnapps, cherry brandy, and cola.

[–]wilsonism 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, I meant other schnapps.

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[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points ago

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Don't mix schnapps with other schnapps.....sigh.

[–]craig3010 0 points1 point ago

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Peach schnapps and vanilla schnapps.

[–]wilsonism 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like liquid hangover.

[–]Naedlus 0 points1 point ago

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Butter ripple, applejack, serve over ice.

[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points ago

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i repeat, liquid hangover.

[–]ThiefOfDens 3 points4 points ago

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If you eat enough of it, it'll make your poop green.

[–]derek_the_dork 0 points1 point ago

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It can also cause muscle failure.

[–]jacobpellegren 5 points6 points ago

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Black liquorice is delicious. I thought it was one of those chocolate flavored Twizzlers, those are down right evil.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I must be the only one in the world who love black liquorice :(...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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no, you're not. i can eat a full pound of the stuff in one sitting and not feel anything but the desire for more of it. the fact that it makes my feces neon green is just icing on the cake, so to speak. matter of fact, i'm gnawing some right now... licorice, that is

[–]LegoLegume 7 points8 points ago

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The best part about black licorice in any form is how much of it I get to eat because other people don't want it. It's like cheating.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A friend of mine's family is from France (he's the youngest and the only one born in America). He turned me onto Cachou, which is a tiny yellow tin of tiny bits of black licorice with no (or almost no) sugar.

First split second I thought i was ookie tasting, and then BAM! Instant love!

I crave the stuff now.

[–]RustyRobot 2 points3 points ago

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This about sums it up.

[–]likwidfuzion 1 point2 points ago

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1 ÷ 0

[–]Shattershift 2 points3 points ago

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I love black licorice, you guys are all crazy.

[–]WorkingTimeMachin 2 points3 points ago

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Black licorice is awesome!

[–]MattRix 2 points3 points ago

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Racism’s not over until they change the taste of black licorice. What ingredients are they using to make the black candies? What tastes so bad? All the other colors make logical sense. You bite into the red one and say ‘mmm, this one tastes like strawberries’…you bite the black ones and you’re thinking ‘logically, it’s gonna taste like blackberries’…not a chance. It’s the only candy that will make you want to fight! What is this, sugar and hate? It tastes like molasses and struggle!

-Gilson Lubin

[–]sojourning 2 points3 points ago

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Black liquorice is my God.

[–]hompoms 2 points3 points ago

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Only sissies can't handle the delicious taste of black liquorice.

[–]Andrigaar 2 points3 points ago

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HEATHEN LIAR!

Black licorice is the best :)

[–]abotdarobot 2 points3 points ago

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i absolutely love black licorice with all of my soul. licorice ropes, good n plentys, black jelly beans, sambuca, jager. anything and everything to do with black licorice pleases me.

[–]Presupposed 3 points4 points ago

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I love being one of the few that likes a certain food or candy. Any time someone else happens to have it, it automatically gets defaulted to me. Never have to share my black licorice. So goood.

[–]UserNumber42 11 points12 points ago

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You forgot to mention that he's here to make you hate smelling markers. The black one always smelled like shit.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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:( I always liked that one...

[–]anexanhume 7 points8 points ago

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I always suspect the people who try to pass off black licorice like candy are the ones who attempt to give me fig newtons when I ask for cookies.

It's not cookies, it's fruit and cake you bitches.

[–]AlphaRedditor 8 points9 points ago

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[–]utilitybelt 2 points3 points ago

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I loved those things until I chipped a tooth on one.

[–]evandena 4 points5 points ago

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[–]afdlips 1 point2 points ago

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AlphaRedditor and evandena have thoroughly chapped my ass. both them shits are delicious.

[–]superhope 1 point2 points ago

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I love those things....

[–]afdlips 0 points1 point ago

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no no no no no. these little shits are so good.

[–]feralkitten 3 points4 points ago

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Please give credit where it is due. This is a nataliedee comic.

http://www.nataliedee.com/012007/thanks-black-licorice.jpg

[–]powpowpowkazam 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a twirler and was hoping to find other people saying that twizzlers make them nauseous cause I always feel crappy after eating twizzlers.

[–]ew73 1 point2 points ago

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Other people have said the same, and I never had that experience, until about a week ago. I had chalked it up to the fact they were "Dollar Store" twizzlers, but perhaps you are on to something...

[–]movzx 1 point2 points ago

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Some of the cheapos can definitely be like eating plastic. Add a hot sun to that? No thanks.

[–]sleepybandit 1 point2 points ago

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Original Source

From Natalie Dee who is connected (married?) to tooth paste for dinner, married to the sea and superpoop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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her and her husband are just plain strange

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]aldraek 1 point2 points ago

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You would be lynched in some parts of Europe for such slander.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who thought this was chocolate Twizzlers?

That shit will make you hate chocolate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Funny story about me and black licorice:

I used to hate it as a kid. I'd eat jelly beans and pick out all of the licorice flavored ones and set them aside. By the time I had finished eating the jelly beans, I'd have a whole pile of licorice jelly beans left over. Being a kid, and figuring candy is still candy, I would force myself to stomach them when I was done with all of the other jelly beans. After a while, through numerous bags of jelly beans, I started to build up a tolerance to the taste. This eventually led to me, as an adult, loving the taste of licorice. So my hate for licorice is what spurred my love for licorice.

[–]katarr 1 point2 points ago

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While reading this comments page, I have started to hear licorice pronounced "Lick -o-rice" in my head.

This amuses me.

[–]batshit_lazy 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely a buy.

[–]zerbey 1 point2 points ago

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That's fine, all the more for us weirdos the like it :) Salt flavoured is even better!

[–]Aestiva 1 point2 points ago

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I use this image in a lecture on herbal medicine that I give at Villanova University.

"Thanks Natalie!"

[–]lyzing 1 point2 points ago

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Black liquorice is disgusting. I'm going to give some out for Halloween.

[–]justsigneduptosay 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for not citing source

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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more for me!

[–]xxxMDKxxx 1 point2 points ago

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This is an outrage!!! CANDY RACISM!!!

[–]sharked 6 points7 points ago

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It's cause he's black isn't it?

[–]DaMountainDwarf 5 points6 points ago

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Disgusting.

[–]ThatDrunkViking 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.dutchsweets.com/images/lg_super_pirato.jpg

Us Danes are brought up loving this stuff, the more it makes my mouth twist the better.

Also liquorice vodka shots are very popular here. Yes we have "Spunk" shots, as seen in The F word

[–]Luconium 2 points3 points ago

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my old boss, who is the awesomeist, was from Holland.. when he found out i liked black liquorice, he got me some of that shit, at first i didn't like it but it eventually got addicted

"if u ain't dutch u ain't much"

                    --my old boss 

[–]Presupposed 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, there was a Dutch family that used to live down the street from me as a kid. Their two boys I was friends with gave me some of their super strong tasting black licorice, trying to gross me out with it. I thought it was amazing, and they were the ones that ended up grossed out.

[–]Anna_LA 1 point2 points ago

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Haribo voksenlakrids <3 Awesomeness!

[–]otiose321 1 point2 points ago

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My cousin (a model) once dated the heir to the Haribo fortune.

[–]Hellcloud 1 point2 points ago

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Did she get a giant gummy bear for Valentine's Day?

[–]douchebagertons 2 points3 points ago

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My mom loves black licorice. It's her favorite candy. But,

  • She's from the Netherlands
  • She's over 60

These may be contributing factors.

[–]HaywoodJablomi 1 point2 points ago

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black licorice is the royalty of all candy stfu

[–]DarthYoda 0 points1 point ago

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He would have that happy attitude while he tastes awful too

[–]IStateTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Hankey?

[–]-Cardboard 0 points1 point ago

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I love liquorice :D

[–]jwdjr2004 0 points1 point ago

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racist.

[–]FappingFury 0 points1 point ago

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The real kind is really good, but artificial licorice is just terrible. Bonus points if they're in jellybean form..

[–]pauljpimentel 0 points1 point ago

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Licorice is awesome!

[–]Bomb-20 0 points1 point ago

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Is the licorice here to hate candy, or is the sentence not quite properly worded?

[–]PBAsydney 0 points1 point ago

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If you ever happen to be in Iceland, I recommend you try icelandic liquorice, that shit is awesome.

[–]selstice 0 points1 point ago

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Jager.

[–]hmongxboi 0 points1 point ago

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I just ate some of this crap...now I have a headache.

[–]Inked_Cellist 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else eat black licorice for a sore throat? It also makes mine feel better...

[–]luftwaffe808 0 points1 point ago

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Jager stick?

[–]snarfy 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid I had four caps on my teeth, two on top and two on the bottom. I bit into one of these and no longer had any caps on my teeth. It was like having candy which changed flavor into rotten, decayed tooth flavor.

[–]Inked_Cellist 0 points1 point ago

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But it was worth it, right?

[–]iunnox 0 points1 point ago

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It's good if you don't eat a ton of it.

[–]kojib 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, some friends and I are drunk and...in another way inebriated. We're also having an argument, is this the gross chocolate twizzler-like candy, or is it the equally but differently disgusting black licorice variety?

[–]lasernut 0 points1 point ago

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Hated it as a kid, love it as an adult!

[–]wolftrouble 0 points1 point ago

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The harder, saltier and more bitter it is, the better. Yay for the Dutch kind!

[–]BananaF4p 0 points1 point ago

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black liquorice is fine but i love super nibs.

[–]SheepStrudels 0 points1 point ago

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Natalie Dee is the shitttt

[–]BtBaMrocks 0 points1 point ago

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I'm happy to see all the down votes.

[–]Kayrock 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it was a cigarette but same rules apply.

[–]nathan_w 0 points1 point ago

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I'm like an old man when it comes to candy... Black licorice, salt water taffy, and mother fucking werthers.

[–]tehrage 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love black liquorice!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love that other people hate black liquorice, because that means I am the hero who will gladly remove all the black liquorice from the jellybeans and ju-jubes.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

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I like black liquorice

[–]NDub3369 0 points1 point ago

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Gorram Good & Plenty. You were never candy.

[–]Flaskination 0 points1 point ago

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Black licorice is godly and bollocks to anyone who says otherwise.

[–]HSOK 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather gnaw on black licorice than tootsie rolls. Tootsie rolls are awful.

[–]formergamer 0 points1 point ago

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TIL the average Redditor loves (and will go through great lengths to defend) black liquorice. I also learned most Redditors seem to be hipsters due to the fact that they like what most people hate.

[–]NerdTronJJ 0 points1 point ago

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Aghhhh I could smell it tooo!!!!

[–]bcain 0 points1 point ago

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Fennel FTL. "I know, let's make coriander flavored licorice next!"

[–]LaGrrrande 0 points1 point ago

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Black licorice tastes like butthole, and not the good kind.

[–]slacker22 0 points1 point ago

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How can something with so much sugar be so disgusting.

[–]accharbs 0 points1 point ago

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Black licorice is my favourite candy ever!

[–]summerkc 0 points1 point ago

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Jagermeister motherfucker.

[–]Enjoi2021 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I LOVE black licorice (and therefore Zambuka Romano and Jagermeister)...little know fact, eating a substantial amount of it in one sitting will result in the greenest movement your bowels have ever made.

[–]atrophie 0 points1 point ago

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Liquorice is the bomb!

[–]wintremute 0 points1 point ago

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Some of us like licorice. And horehound, too.

[–]mkasdan 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely LOVE black licorice! I disagree completely.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 1 point2 points ago

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He's clearly Red Licorice's evil twin.

[–]Youngblood777 6 points7 points ago

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OH HELL NAH. HE EVIL BECAUSE HE BLACK, RIGHT?

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou -1 points0 points ago

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Yup

[–]woll_clark -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck you, black licorice is the shit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]megamuncher 0 points1 point ago

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[–]timbreandsteel 1 point2 points ago

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Also "known to terrorize vegetarians by pouring chicken stock into their shampoo bottles". Now why hadn't I thought of that?