My cousin Mallory has Down's Syndrome, and she is super fucking addicted to Drake and Josh/iCarly/Big Time Rush, so I have had to watch these shows several times when I am hanging out with her, and I just want to come here in defense of Schneider's Bakery, and say that while all of Dan's projects aren't homeruns, I fucking LOVE iCarly.

I know that sounds super creepy in this ALL MALES OVER 16 ARE PEDOPHILES society we live in, but the show has some seriously funny bits, and meta-humor. I love watching an episode where Spencer's buddy Otto Socko has a cousin who does something related to his name (e.g. He had to hire someone to steal something, and Otto's Socko's cousin Rob helped him).

Anyway, this is a long ass digression on the topic of Nickelodeon shows, and I have pressing matters to attend to. A good friend of mine is hosting a house show with Zoe Boekbinder tomorrow night, I've gotta find some gluten-free vegan food for her, so she has something to eat after performing! WHY AM I STILL ON HERE WAASTING TIME?!?

-edited because I am a dumbass, thanks for pointing it out SoyProductsInc!-