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[–]thtanner 31 points32 points ago

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I don't know about you, but I screw my monitor to the desk as well.

[–]pseudolobster 16 points17 points ago

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Me too. I like to put flint inside mine, just in case I punch it it'll make cool looking sparks.

[–]SlayerConman 12 points13 points ago

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I also make sure to put the NBC logo on the lower left hand corner of all of my home movies.

Oh, and just to keep myself safe from litigious copyright lawyers, I tend to reprogram The Maze to replace Linda Blair with something a three-year-old drew.

[–]lolrestoshaman 5 points6 points ago

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Before doing all that, I also make sure to downvote the shit out of reposts like this that were front-paged months ago.

[–]a_drive 3 points4 points ago

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Also I try to be be Bobby Moynihan as much as possible.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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Who in their right mind wouldn't?

Relevant

[–]onmymissiontobe 12 points13 points ago

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This is off an snl skit, for those who are wondering.

[–]jeremythelee 3 points4 points ago

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The most re-posted GIF in the last week

FTFY

[–]B_S_O_D 4 points5 points ago

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Falcon punched the shit out of the monitor.

[–]MrSmithSmith 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhh good old May 21 2006. The day I got my groove back.

[–]milksteak13000 1 point2 points ago

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So old that people "knew what a scary prank maze game" was. 'cuz seriously, have you seen one in the past decade?

[–]ranma08 2 points3 points ago

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this has to be fake right? no monitor is that filmsy

[–]maskedman3d 0 points1 point ago

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He used mountain hammer, this man is obviously a warblade of 4 hit die

[–]shunt110 0 points1 point ago

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Sata ighlive skit

[–]Late2theGame 0 points1 point ago

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Bobby M-something or other from SNL.

[–]checherbud 0 points1 point ago

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typical MAC user...

[–]phreeck 1 point2 points ago

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Typical Bobby Moynihan

[–]ipompa -1 points0 points ago

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fake

[–]phreeck 1 point2 points ago

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You think?