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This is probably why I am so mad all of the time (i.imgur.com)

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[–]-paradox- 83 points84 points ago

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The rest of this guy's work is good too.

[–]McDLT 20 points21 points ago

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This one is so evil and hilarious.

[–]overreactor -1 points0 points ago

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I honestly didn't get it. Care to explain?

[–]Makkaboosh 7 points8 points ago

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I'm guessing the toys killed the person who molested their owner. or something along those lines.

[–]shunzhi -1 points0 points ago

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the toys killed the pope...

[–]bobcrotch -1 points0 points ago

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The toy story characters shot the pope but when people really see the toy story characters they don't seem to be alive.

Isn't it funny now that you understand?

[–]overreactor -1 points0 points ago

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Well. no. not really.

[–]superoxen 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for this the link. First webcomic I have been genuinely entertained by since PBF.

[–]Chrossler[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Thx for linking him

[–]longshot 1 point2 points ago

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Geordi one ftw.

[–]shrapnel09 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit rule: Link to original source page, not just the image and not a copy on imgur.

[–]KBPrinceO 1 point2 points ago

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The knuckledraggers in r/pics have no concept of honor or original source material. This isn't r/comics.

[–]wabbiteh 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say this is true, except where the subreddit specifically allows it. So it's okay in /r/pics, since they mention this in the sidebar:

*If your post doesn't need context, a direct link to the image is preferred.

*However, please credit the author: Try using Tineye or Google to find the origin of an image and link to the author's site if possible.

He did the first bit correctly, but missed the second bit.

In most other subreddits it would be a Bad Thing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen that rule. Is this similar to the "I'd hit that" rule?

[–]jonnie5 3 points4 points ago

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It's not a rule. I've seen some content owners get upset when linking directly to their website because it destroys their bandwidth.

It's a nice gesture to link. As long as OP doesn't go out of his way to take credit for something he didn't create, I don't see anything wrong.

[–]Avagad 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen some content owners get upset when linking directly to their website because it destroys their bandwidth.

[Citeation needed]

Seriously, unless it's linking directly to the image and not the website. Wouldn't they be happy with the increased readership and/or ad revenue?

[–]thecolossusjade 1 point2 points ago

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If their site goes down due to a huge surge in visitors, they could actually lose ad revenue.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

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Well, on the one hand the website might go down. But on the other hand, if it doesn't the creator deserves the ad views. I'm so torn part, can't decide which is right.

[–]ViaNocturna 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah some of them I really laughed quite hard.

[–]MarcusAurellius 0 points1 point ago

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The cleavage one is my fav. :)

[–]asarat 58 points59 points ago

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Relevant

[–]Space_Ninja 23 points24 points ago

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I want to live in a world where you could die from a minor scrape, and where living past 25 is an incredible achievement. I'd probably be much happier if all my siblings died of typhoid before reaching puberty.

I know the "good old times" look very appealing, but only under the misconception that life was supposedly easier back then... yes, it was easier in the sense that the line between life and death was incredibly narrow.

People who bitch about life being too complicated could always move to an Amish community, or if they really wanted to go hardcore just move to Africa and see how that works. I guess reality is not quite as romantic.

[–]Muffin_Top 7 points8 points ago

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I think it is the idea of doing what is natural that is so appealing in this comic. Nowadays we have more complicated representations of the first four panels (i.e. last two panels), but I bet a lot of us wish we could go back to REAL hunting and gathering, without so much bullshit. It would be uncomfortable compared to couches and stuff like that, but it would all be real at least. For example, I have clothes I don't even wear; wtf?

That being said, just cause I'm a "People who bitch" doesn't mean I want to move to an Amish community or Africa.

[–]Pedgi 2 points3 points ago

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That's not quite true. The Amish have more to them than just avoiding technology. They're also strictly religious and whatnot.

Any survival requires some knowledge and skill -- the only reason it's absolutely ridiculous for us to contemplate living naturally is because we're taught to do the opposite from birth.

I agree, though, that desiring this sort of thing will not do you any good. I think that just spending more time in nature (go camping, hiking, scuba-diving, whatever) will do the trick.

[–]Hristix 2 points3 points ago

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Hunter/Gatherer societies were fairly complex too. Granted not as complex as today, there were still plenty of things to worry about. Like that test of manhood coming up. Yeah, the one where you stick your hand in a wasp's nest and rattle it around, where you're denied your manhood if you flinch or express emotion.

Or how to best do your tribal dance to get one of the females in the tribe to be yours. Or how you're going to feed 30 babies because that's what you'll have with all that fucking and very limited contraceptive technology. Or how you hope that water you drank wasn't contaminated, but you don't really know about that, so you simply pray to the gods that you won't be stricken down for seemingly no reason. Or how it's ten degrees outside and all you're wearing is seven animal skins and no shoes.

[–]bobcrotch 0 points1 point ago

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I think what this comic is <Existential shit that people on Reddit try to turn into objective realistic things because they have no sense of humor>

[–]DevinTheGrand 0 points1 point ago

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It's not that those times were better to live in, it's that our brains are developed to exist in those conditions.

[–]digit0 0 points1 point ago

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Kind off, the real problem is we have yet to train our brains into understanding we are no longer caveman.

Not really anyone's fault, we just only now have a better understanding of how our minds work.

I personally yearn for a future where we do and is incorporated as a key aspect of institutionalized education, right there with reading and writing.

Being an ignorant caveman and living under tribal rules and laws, has destroyed so many beautiful years of my life. Time to evolve and be free from our imaginary prisons, the world is so much more amazing outside the box (no matter how much money and effort we have spent in decorating it).

[–]mastodan 8 points9 points ago

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"I want to come home tired from doing nothing" ... this (specifically, this panel from this strip) is what I think of during the day, and it makes me do stuff.

[–]Sarstan 1 point2 points ago

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How I felt at my last job (warehouse position). Now I keep wishing I'd get more jobs to do (self-employed computer repair business owner).

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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"In the world I see, you'll stalk elk through the damp canyon blah blah blah"

[–]Chrossler[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, that was 12 years ago! I feel older

[–]paul_miner 11 points12 points ago

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Mr L. Prosser

"Mr Prosser's mouth opened and closed a couple of times while his mind was for a moment filled with inexplicable but terribly attractive visions of Arthur Dent's house being consumed with fire and Arthur himself running screaming from the blazing ruin with at least three hefty spears protruding from his back. Mr Prosser was often bothered with visions like these and they made him feel very nervous. He stuttered for a moment and then pulled himself together."

[–]cartoonartist 4 points5 points ago

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Why won't you pursue a career as a serial killer?

[–]Chrossler[S] 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds super

[–]happytrees 8 points9 points ago

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supper

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 16 points17 points ago

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Attach your dinner to a dog and set him loose in your neighborhood, then hunt him to get your meal.

[–]kurfu 9 points10 points ago

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And make a shirt out of dog skin.

[–]mst3kcrow 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try Ed Gein.

[–]redfoot80 3 points4 points ago

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The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

[–]faprawr 2 points3 points ago

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Too easy, just whistle and get your dinner brought back to you.

Try attaching dinner to a chicken and setting it loose.

[–]KellyTheET 1 point2 points ago

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That or he'll run down the block and eat the dinner...

[–]Clauderoughly 21 points22 points ago

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Or you get a woman who doesn't graze shop.. and shops like you do.

My woman is like me, we get in, we get what we need, we get out.

We then celebrate our hunt with the consumption of roasted animal flesh, and sex.

The moral of the story.... grow a pair.. and don't be so pussy whipped. If you hate shopping.. tell her

[–]ldr_fml 19 points20 points ago

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what? doing something that he doesnt like that much for his girlfriend = whipped? does your gf never sit through football games or whatever, do stuff for you? its really sad that you consider that whipped. but you probably deserve each other.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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if i or my girlfriend want to do something the other doesn't, than we voice our opinion and don't participate.

i don't understand all these people doing shit they don't like just for the sake of doing something 'together'. nuts to that.

[–]Clauderoughly 1 point2 points ago

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My girlfriend hates most sport... but we both love hockey.

She plays Wow as much as I do.

If I want to go off and do something she isn't into, I can go out with my other friends, and she will be waiting for me when I get home.

She gets to do the same thing with her friends.

If you love someone... you don't drag them out to do things they hate.. JUST to spend time with them.

It's about the quality of the time... not the quantity.

My room mate graze shops, and I hate it.. so I leave her to it, and come back when she is done.

[–]ToggleOff 1 point2 points ago

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You have a female roommate who isn't your girlfriend? Is your GF ok with that?

[–]Clauderoughly 0 points1 point ago

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Considering they went to university together, and are friends...she is perfectly fine with that.

Here is why.

She trusts me.

[–]ToggleOff 0 points1 point ago

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Cool. It just didn't sound like a typical scenario.

[–]transmogrified 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I have two male roommates and they both have GF's. Neither of them are jealous of me, we just all make fun of the boys together.

I've lived with plenty of guys who were dating people... I guess it's more common for people in their early to mid twenties?

[–]ToggleOff 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'm mis-communicating here a little.

Roommate (to me) means two people sharing a room together. They (can) have separate beds but they live in the same room.

Housemate (or flatmate) means two or more people sharing a house together. They can be roommates or they can each have their separate rooms in which they sleep in.

[–]transmogrified 1 point2 points ago

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Oh - in north america it's fairly common to call someone you share your house with your roommate.

Yes, yes sharing a room with a girl and having your gf be ok with it would be kind of weird.

[–]Clauderoughly 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in my 30's.. but I have always had at least 1 female room mate.

All guy households are an ugly thing...

Planet of the dogs... with no leashes or rolled up newspapers.. scary stuff

[–]thecatgoesmoo 0 points1 point ago

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He probably dates a fatty and wants to feel superior to any guy he can.

[–]Clauderoughly -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.. she is taller than me, and she can eat as much as she likes, and never gains weight (damnit!)

If anything, she is dating the fatty >_>

I am becoming less of a fatty though...

[–]ldr_fml 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he has little man syndrome, or whatever its called

[–]CaptainMeowMeow 1 point2 points ago

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Wonderful marriage. I'm the same. I love shopping And I do it by myself, Why would I bring someone along if they don't Like it? Plus I love shopping by myself. It's relaxing. And I wish you luck in your marriage. (:

[–]Chrossler[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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We then celebrate our hunt with the consumption of roasted animal flesh, and sex.

Hell yes

[–]porkasaurus -1 points0 points ago

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this.

[–]TheGreatBeldezar 2 points3 points ago

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It is still legal to hunt boar by knife. So OP, it is still possible to be a neaderthalithic hunting machine!

[–]Angry_Caveman_Lawyer 2 points3 points ago

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I approve, sir, and know exactly what you speak of.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 5 points6 points ago

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I like to sit at home and read. That must mean I'm more evolved than all of you ADHD cavemen.

[–]Chrossler[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I think it just makes me sad because we can't play that permanent game called "survival." Now there is some other game going on and no one taught us the rules.

[–]sam480 8 points9 points ago

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You totally can though. Leave your life and live in the jungle, hunting and gathering. It's completely available, but you still wont do it.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I hear you on that one.

[–]Toava 0 points1 point ago

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Just play WOW.

[–]Chrossler[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Are you serious?

[–]philldwill -1 points0 points ago

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Some of us are Poodles while others are still Wolves, doesn't make one more evolved than another. But yeah, I use the same statement against overly aggressive people :D

[–]internetsuperstar 2 points3 points ago

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Fact: Male pattern baldness has been linked to modern western culture.

[–]allucinate 2 points3 points ago

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Source(s)?

[–]jakeallen 3 points4 points ago*

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Men live long enough to lose their hair. Beyond that the "research" for hormone changes post-industrial revolution and modern stresses don't properly account for ethnicity. Studies that control for age and ethnicity don't show this. Also, plenty of ancient evidence for male pattern baldness, such as the Bible (cf. 2 Kings 2), ancient Greece (Hippocrates wanted a cure), Rome (see the Louvre and so many statues), and more. Wikipedia has a sufficient bibliography:

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Baldness

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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Pattern baldness (androgenic alopecia) was either rare or non-existent among hunter-gatherer societies.[15]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgenic_alopecia

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gkqav/this_is_probably_why_i_am_so_mad_all_of_the_time/c1obj5t

[–]anon74 1 point2 points ago

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I nearly shit bricks

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

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I used to think I was mad all the time because my wife was cheating on me. Then, I discovered I was always pissed off because I was trying to squeeze my 35 inch fat self into 33 inch waist jeans. Once I got pants that fit, it was a hallelujah moment.

[–]oni-san 1 point2 points ago

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That cartoon is how I currently feel about my job. This one too

[–]Hristix 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoyed the comic, but it points out a very real problem in our society. That desire is basically a manifestation of wasted energy. Your mind and body wants to go do something physical, to be exhausted, but you aren't doing that. Go play raquetball or some kind of sport. Learn a martial art. Go rafting. Provide an outlet to all that pent up energy. Doesn't have to involve killing and eating animals, but there's energy.

[–]CiXeL 0 points1 point ago

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this is what happens when you get rid of manufacturing

[–]Clauderoughly -1 points0 points ago

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This is what people in sexless marriages do.

Personally... if I am pent up... I have sex with my gf...

Then we are both happy :)

[–]Hristix -2 points-1 points ago

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Sexless marriages are another problem in our society. People are too foolish to simply shit or get off the pot. If you're not having sex or attracted to each other or even in love, why stay married? Oh, it's ingrained into our culture. Right. Sometimes people can't escape due to kids, money, etc.

[–]Clauderoughly -1 points0 points ago

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Trapped in a sexless marriage... Better drink my own piss

[–]chka 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that's why man invented sport...

[–]greensalt 2 points3 points ago

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The mundane capitalist life is unsuitable for those who desire a true sense of accomplishment.

[–]transmogrified 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't mean you have to go live in the woods. You could just do cool shit with the money you earn being a capitalist, like build giant robots.

[–]RadicalRaid 3 points4 points ago

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Me too. When I posted this a month ago.

[–]ThePTouch 0 points1 point ago

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Sick burn.

[–]AlphaRedditor 4 points5 points ago

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There are few things in this world so satisfying than coming home from a hunting trip with a kill, slamming it on the kitchen table, looking at your current relationship and bellowing "woman, make food now."

[–]Chrossler[S] 3 points4 points ago

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AlphaRedditor

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[–]AlphaRedditor 12 points13 points ago

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When did I say I used a gun?

[–]dirtymoney 5 points6 points ago

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if early man had had firearms... they would have used them to hunt with instead of rocks & spears. As long as you eat/use what you kill, what does it matter?

[–]joephus420 3 points4 points ago

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Says the person who has probably never hunted a single day in their life.

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[–]SPACE_LAWYER -3 points-2 points ago*

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you are an ass

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[–]SPACE_LAWYER -1 points0 points ago

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kenny loggins called...

[–]From_A_Movie -1 points0 points ago

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Says he took the first exit off the highway to the danger zone.

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 0 points1 point ago

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DAYNJA ZONE

[–]barcodescanner -1 points0 points ago

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several hundred feet

What kinds of weapons have you used from that distance? Assuming several hundred feet is 500, that's about 1/10th of a mile. Pretty astounding accuracy, if you ask me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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A 500 foot shot with an average hunting rifle is a decent shot, but it's not an astounding shot. For those who specialize in long range shooting, 500 yards isn't even considered astounding (that comes in when you get well over 1,000 yards, and even then, people do it regularly).

Not that it matters, because the guy above was just making a bad joke anyway.

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[–]barcodescanner 0 points1 point ago

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Oops. I forgot to boot with my sarcasm kernel extension today. This is not an isolated incident, either.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Except that in real hunter/gatherer life, your woman and you would have contributed relatively equal food to the family and your hunting trips would be much more boring and center on traps...just like hers.

Romanticized "primitive" life as depicted in the OP is pretty far from the truth of how our ancestors really live.

[–]goddamnhivemind 0 points1 point ago

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John Locke from Lost.

[–]FaKeShAdOw 0 points1 point ago

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Because you're so cold all the time, and you seeing your waifu buying clothes infuriates you, because you're SO COLD ALL THE TIME

[–]masterofTHUMBS 0 points1 point ago

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You don't really become that badass from making armor in minecraft.

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Sometimes our world does seem so very unnatural. Its no wonder a lot of us feel like we just don't fit.

[–]stuffandmorestuff 0 points1 point ago

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This just screams Brock Samson

[–]marcuswinfieldjr 0 points1 point ago

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comic represents a once-a-year type event for your average cavemen. the other 364 days on the calendar he ate a combination of maggots and spiders.

[–]humblepieandcustard -1 points0 points ago

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No, you're mad all the time because (for whateve reason) you haven't adapted to the change in enviroment, and are still a troglodyte at heart. Mutate and survive, stagnate and die. First law of evolution.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."

[–]helloimback 1 point2 points ago

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People like you are first to die when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens.

[–]Chrossler[S] 0 points1 point ago

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pffffffft you insult me. I live in the south where land is plentiful. I will survive. I am sure I don't have to mention my redneck family owns a platoon worth of guns

[–]geeca -2 points-1 points ago

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Old repost is old.

[–]HeavyKuTt -3 points-2 points ago

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Who doesn't like shopping with there old lady? Gun to head and pull trigger!

[–]Tartantyco -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, you'd probably be cold and starving, sustaining yourself on whatever you could forage, aching through some infection or parasite sapping your strength, ending up dead before you're 20.

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