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[–]ProcrastinatingEddie 95 points96 points ago

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[–]c_a_turner 254 points255 points ago

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All I know is that you won't like him when he's angry. http://i.imgur.com/Jo2VN.jpg

[–]nickehl 6 points7 points ago

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This is my favorite photoshop in a while. Thanks! (The shorts are a nice touch)

[–]smeenz 4 points5 points ago

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Nice job

[–]chthonical 83 points84 points ago

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Big McLargeHuge!

[–]jameson 49 points50 points ago

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Slab Squatthrust!

[–]jeffnonumber 38 points39 points ago

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Smash Lampjaw!

[–]seventwo 41 points42 points ago

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Rock Hardslab!

[–]Sandfish 36 points37 points ago

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Brock Beefbroth

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 39 points40 points ago

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Hamfist McMeatpuncher

[–]faicbeag 32 points33 points ago

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Gristle McThornbody!

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Splat Stomperson

[–]eye_patch_willy 16 points17 points ago

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Pec Hardback

[–]skyjello 4 points5 points ago

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Jowl Hamhockian

[–]otm_shank 4 points5 points ago

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Stump Chunkman

[–]orangebanna 1 point2 points ago

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sebaceous Mcbacne

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Peter McPenisenvy

[–]td5_23 2 points3 points ago

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Blast Hardcheese!

[–]TankorSmash 2 points3 points ago

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This sounds familiar?

[–]sirmuffinman 19 points20 points ago

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MST3K: Space Mutiny

[–]ShitOnRickard5 3 points4 points ago

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I'm in tears every time i watch this episode

[–]Shagnasty 1 point2 points ago

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Buff McDrinkslots!

[–]TimberDragon 34 points35 points ago

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My god, its a real life space marine.... wonder where he keeps his armour.

[–]Legioastartes 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think he's even as tall as a Space Marine

[–]SpaceVikings 3 points4 points ago

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aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

[–]mystikraven 2 points3 points ago

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He's way too tall to be a Space Marine. Space Marines are like an inch tall, dude.

[–]skwurlhunter 199 points200 points ago

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It's Shopped. Look at the curve of the bricks above his left shoulder. Either that or he's so massive, he bends light.

[–]hansn 336 points337 points ago

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Clearly 'shopped. Here's the original.

[–]dE3L 266 points267 points ago

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this just in!!

http://imgur.com/JCMpg

[–]hudsonshell 62 points63 points ago

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That's a huuuuuge bitch!

[–]NCSUspoon 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks for the Deuce Bigalo reference

[–]A_Robison 1 point2 points ago

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keep it in the circus, FREAK!

[–]Starrfx642 28 points29 points ago

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I'm really disappointed that nobody shopped the dog's head.

[–]Defonos 7 points8 points ago

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Anybody?

[–]Ink184 118 points119 points ago

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[–]wickedsick 44 points45 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]Furiousmoe 14 points15 points ago

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[–]comited 1 point2 points ago

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That's a huuuuuge bitch!

[–]prof0ak 1 point2 points ago

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Why isnt the dogs head clear! Clear it up! they can do it on CSI Miami!

[–]Starrfx642 1 point2 points ago

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This is better than what I could have hoped for! Brilliant. A true work of art.

[–]mrkuder 1 point2 points ago

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really well done sir

[–]thisistooeasy 1 point2 points ago

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arrrgh you made me spit soda on my laptop.....good job

[–]FTZ 2 points3 points ago

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He made me laugh so hard during a lecture I had to go out and laugh it out. Now everyone thinks I'm crazy!

[–]tsbatth 177 points178 points ago

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Lol yea definitely shopped. Here's original.

[–]therealcoon 6 points7 points ago

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You magnificent bastard.

[–]Farisr9k 17 points18 points ago

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I usually log out when I see things like this.

..I lurk way too much..

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 1 point2 points ago

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It's like... art or something !

[–]I_R_RILEY 1 point2 points ago

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That's called gravitational lensing, the light is curving around his massive biceps.

[–]Beer_Is_So_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

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The excessive JPG artifacts make it harder to see, but the wall behind him does have this wavy bulge around him.

[–]Jymotion 7 points8 points ago

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yeah i can tell from the pixels and from seeing a few shops in my day

[–]KibblesnBitts 21 points22 points ago

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I lift things up and put them down.

[–]TheRealBramtyr 19 points20 points ago

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Wow. TIL learned that Geri Halliwel employs a Heavy to walk her dog.

[–]bersh 9 points10 points ago

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Some girls buy a big dog for protection, others buy a big guy and make them walk their little dog.

[–]Delta-9-THC 1 point2 points ago

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Well said...and hilarious. Hupped!

[–]fmontez1 1 point2 points ago

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Girl Power.

[–]argv_minus_one 7 points8 points ago

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His fists, are they made of steel?

[–][deleted] 194 points195 points ago

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original: http://img149.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33773_geri1406073_122_650lo.jpg

but if you google geri halliwel bodyguard you get some crazy pics. the guy is huge,.

[–]atroby91 220 points221 points ago

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Sweet mother of oversize images.

[–]SomeKindOfOctopus 97 points98 points ago

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[–]rickinyorkshire 7 points8 points ago

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omg he's tiny!

[–]reeksofhavoc 2 points3 points ago

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Please tell me this is Photoshop and he is not really walking that little rat dog.

[–]headwrong 99 points100 points ago

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[–]yeropinionman 29 points30 points ago

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[–]no_other 30 points31 points ago

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original: http://img149.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33773_geri1406073_122_650lo.jpg but if you google geri halliwel bodyguard you get some crazy pics. the guy is huge,.

Pic is too small, please enlarge and resubmit for further review.

[–]guggabump 15 points16 points ago

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I think I just bought a wind farm.

[–]Anteater711 11 points12 points ago

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Do you think they bang?

[–]aicheyearaem 1 point2 points ago

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i had assumed so until he question was asked

[–]Zoccihedron 26 points27 points ago

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[–]dmsuperman 34 points35 points ago

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I like how you just said 'fuck this bush im just gonna copy that big leaf sticking out 4 times they wont even know'

[–]staircase 13 points14 points ago

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I knew it! Geri Halliwell is now confirmed to be working for MI6 and using thermoptic camo!

[–]skibby 5 points6 points ago

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it's the predator

[–]NoSalt 1 point2 points ago

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Forever alone.

[–]bvanman 11 points12 points ago

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I'd do him...I mean, HER, I'd do HER

[–]gingerbear 6 points7 points ago

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haha, there's at least like 5 different pictures of him walking her dog. Is that all she uses him for?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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this plus she looks smaller and thinner next to him. the tricks women use to look "attractive"...

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I read your username and was surprised by the lack of profanity in your comment. For shame

[–]orangebanna 2 points3 points ago

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FOR SHAME!!!

[–]12y4ncubensis 1 point2 points ago

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yeah he fucking dropped the ball on this one.

[–]tghGaz 2 points3 points ago

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Can't resize the image to fit my screen. I had to look him up and down like I was checking him out... sexually.

[–]cI_-__-_Io 10 points11 points ago

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unshopped version: http://min.us/lmK5wQ

[–]NonAmerican 3 points4 points ago

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Contrary to popular belief - instigated by cartoons and other philology - the larger an animal is the higher the chance to fracture a bone or other structure due to high tension. This is due to basic structural mechanics of materials. The larger a structure is in raw mass, the harder it is to make it flexible. This is exactly the reason ants are fast compared to their size and elephants are slow compared to their size.

[–]DougyM 15 points16 points ago

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Yet an elephant would end an ant in a fight.

troll face

[–]PhoenixKnight 5 points6 points ago

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But what would happen if faced with its equivalent weight in ants?

[–]Obnoxious_Corrector 4 points5 points ago

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Then it would end many ants.

[–]DougyM 4 points5 points ago

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The elephant would just roll over and squish them.

[–]frobischer 4 points5 points ago

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"Here we see an ant. This ant is engaged in a life or death struggle with the elephant. You can see the ant creeping up on the elephant on all sixes. Now he stops to observe. Satisfied that the elephant has not heard him, he approaches nearer. With great skill he chooses his moment and then, quick as a limpet, with one mighty bound buries his fangs in the elephant's neck. The elephant struggles to no avail. A battle of this kind can take anything up to fifteen years because the timber ant has such a tiny mouth."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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ok but you are forgetting one thing: these animals are not trained like this guy is. with exercising he strengthened his muscle and probably his bones (you can harden the bones too).

[–]reeksofhavoc 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit he is even bigger than we could have imagined! :D

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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you can see her nips!

[–]XSy0 28 points29 points ago*

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ROFL, i know this man. My dad used to train with him, i cant remember his surname, his first name is Tim and that photo looks slightly shopped, im honestly struggling to tell. Iv got pictures of him on stage at bodybuilding competitions, He works as a personal trainer in windsor, he used to be at castle gym, but hes changed now and given i dont have contact with my dad i cant find out where or remember his surname to google him.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/11212

[–]DroppaMaPants 1 point2 points ago

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she looks like a garden gnome next to him

[–]PenisFlyTrap 27 points28 points ago

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TTTAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

(You read that in Bill's voice)

[–]MrHankScorpio 13 points14 points ago

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Pills here!

[–]D14BL0 12 points13 points ago

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When I first started playing, I could've sworn Bill was just showing off, because he'd burst into a room and I'd hear him say "Bill's here!"

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

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..Not until you told me too..

[–]doctechnical 8 points9 points ago

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It's his between-meals snack.

[–]diggemigre 7 points8 points ago

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The dog or the chick?

[–]doctechnical 38 points39 points ago

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Yes.

It's good to have choices.

[–]Boodelijre 1 point2 points ago

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well played.

[–]woooof 58 points59 points ago

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its photoshopped there isn't actually a dog

[–]D14BL0 8 points9 points ago

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Kinda relevant username.

[–]doot_doot 6 points7 points ago

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GET DRUNK. USE CLONE TOOL. EXPORT FOR WEB.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can see the ghost of the dog. Maybe the dog died and they're in denial.

[–]eoin2000 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I still see a dog.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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"You are so small! It's funny to me!"

[–]AndorianBlues 7 points8 points ago

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TIL Geri Halliwel is still famous enough to warrant a bodyguard.

[–]roostercogburn 7 points8 points ago

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I'm more irritated by the fact that his left pocket is inside out...TUCK THAT SHIT IN!

[–]mehum 8 points9 points ago

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You gonna say that to his face?

[–]roostercogburn 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, but then I'll run the fuck away.

[–]kretik 2 points3 points ago

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You tell him. You tell him good.

[–]Xell0 7 points8 points ago

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TAAAAAAAANNNNKK!

[–]h0ser 4 points5 points ago

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dang, I got the same shirt, but made from 1/8 of the fabric.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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It's photoshop.

[–]owen_birch 11 points12 points ago

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[–]E-Pro 3 points4 points ago

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god damn, even his shield has muscles.

[–]nicnicnotten 3 points4 points ago

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And inconsistent lighting.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's def photoshopped, but he probably is pretty damn big to begin with.

[–]668notb 2 points3 points ago

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Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

[–]TehMau5 3 points4 points ago

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Push Little Wagon!

[–]bazinga0907 4 points5 points ago

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The guy from the end of Beetlejuice, who does the shrunken heads, must be out on the loose...

[–]OptimalPirate 4 points5 points ago

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No, it's Brock Samson.

[–]Sketch13 2 points3 points ago

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He's like The Hulk in real life.

[–]kristianur 2 points3 points ago

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That's a full grown wolf he's got on a leash

[–]lumpking69 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Cubetacular 2 points3 points ago

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"You will spawn as the tank next"

[–]AsianAccent 2 points3 points ago

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[–]imdoingyourmom 5 points6 points ago

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i'm the juggernaut, bitch!

[–]Panwall 12 points13 points ago

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Does it matter? They both have the same sized vagina.

[–]dclowd9901 1 point2 points ago

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I dare you to say that to him.

[–]BedMonster 1 point2 points ago

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I originally thought that it was Jay Cutler (the bodybuilder) but despite the photoshop job on this guy, the real Jay Cutler seemed about that big when I met him in real life.

[–]D14BL0 5 points6 points ago

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His bicep > her waist

wtf

[–]ElliotofHull 1 point2 points ago

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His bicep+tricep > her waist

FTFY

[–]doot_doot 2 points3 points ago

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her penis is weird

[–]xenu99 1 point2 points ago

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Big Man. Steroids. Balls the size of peas.

[–]funkme1ster 3 points4 points ago

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I have exclusive footage of this individual backing up the posted link!!!

http://i.imgur.com/9H1PA.png

How they have sex is beyond me, all those steroids much have shrunk his dick to the size of a pin.

[–]GoldenFalcon 6 points7 points ago

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It is, here's the original.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Either it's photoshop, or that woman is REALLY tiny.

[–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points ago

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talk about a tiny head

[–]xombi242 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like that dog is about to be choked to death.

[–]liberalamerica 1 point2 points ago

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Whether or not it is shopped, I don't want to end up in a physical encounter with this human Godzilla.

[–]Gadsden 1 point2 points ago

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It is, the dog is WAY smaller than that.

[–]clluthu 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Hexallium 1 point2 points ago

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Occupation : Space Marine.
When off-duty : Bring a tiny puppy that is being in fear.

[–]Picea_abies 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what my character in Fable looked like when I'd cast Berserk.

[–]webchimp32 1 point2 points ago

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Saw a documentary once about people addicted to bodybuilding, one guys legs bled permanently because of his massive thighs rubbing together all the time.

This guy may not actually be as big as in this pic but there are some who are.

[–]dmuma 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me it's not! FAP FAP FAP

[–]farang 1 point2 points ago

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What hormones did he use to shrink his head like that?

[–]alkaline810 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that shit; here comes Mongo!

[–]raindogmx 1 point2 points ago

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Johnny Bravo's got a date.

[–]mordecaix7 1 point2 points ago

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It's definitely shopped. Duke Nukem would not be seen walking such a tiny dog.

[–]TheFeshy 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, it looks very much like that little dog is being brought along as a post-workout snack.

[–]nix0n 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought of when I saw this image.

[–]spicymeataballa 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like jack from tekken tag tournament.

[–]elwood78 1 point2 points ago

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Juggernaut is real!

[–]Irahi 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit, it's Sabin. Quick, ↓ ↓ ← + A, aurabolt go!

[–]GeoFan49 1 point2 points ago

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[–]drimpossible145 1 point2 points ago

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You can tell by the pixels.

[–]Genmaken 1 point2 points ago

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[–]wetshrinkage 3 points4 points ago

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That is a picture of a man walking a dog along side a woman. Photoshop is a program, not a picture. I hope this helped.

[–]bashGOPgetkarma 2 points3 points ago

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TANK!

[–]widgetas 1 point2 points ago

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No, she really is that unattractive.

[–]sunamumaya 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely shopped, she's not that slim.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Could be photoshopped, or could be a case of body dysmorphic disorder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

Chances are that if you asked him he would call himself skinny or weak-looking.

[–]bluequail 1 point2 points ago

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My dog has that. Otherwise you wouldn't end up with a 210 lb dog in your lap, and leaning (smothering) against your whole upper body.

[–]russianbotnetlord 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Nitric_Acid 0 points1 point ago

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It's a photoshop, also the Hulk.

[–]Paravail 0 points1 point ago

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"I will eat you!"

[–]titus1980 0 points1 point ago

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COME DOGGY AND GIRL. WE WALK NOW!

[–]kc10crewchief 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Incredible appears!

[–]oakium9 0 points1 point ago

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PS'ed or not, whenever i see guys like this i immediately think of Johen Vasquez's Squee story about the aliens meeting the typically massively hyper-proportioned superheros then just defeating them by pushing them over. Their mis-balance folds them in half!!

[–]Campmoore 0 points1 point ago

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I would never have guessed that JACK-5 was a dog person.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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HULK SMASH!!!

[–]gravesam327 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like he's contemplating killing the photographer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin' scandinavians......

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 0 points1 point ago

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Hulk SMASH!

[–]feanturi 0 points1 point ago

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It's definitely shopped. Notice how neither of the humans is being whip-driven by the slavemasters of Gar'kk.

[–]singoutlouise 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me he is ONLY the dogwalker :P

[–]lividd 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MRRoberts 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Incredible?

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

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The dog does not look right. You can clearly see the lines.

[–]mrcmnstr 0 points1 point ago

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Son, I am disappoint.

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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his shoulders will eventually pop his head like a zit.

[–]AttackTribble 0 points1 point ago

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If real, that's the guy who should have played Juggernaut in X-Men 3.

[–]Catmouth 0 points1 point ago

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Heavy is SPY!

[–]skymind 0 points1 point ago

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It's the Juggernaut bitch! And he's got one, possibly two bitches with him.

[–]classicalvin 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you guys... For making me chuckle so hard in class.

...so hard

[–]prof0ak 0 points1 point ago

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Someone shop this so hes walking his weight set or a car or something

[–]runtmc 0 points1 point ago

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Bet ya he drives a Hummer.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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It's not, thats me walking the dog ;)

[–]GetGraped 0 points1 point ago

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Shhh, don't say anything bad about him. He might hear you with his strong ears.

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

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If it is photo-shopped I appreciate that they made his calves a decent size, now he won't look like foghorn leghorn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What? No! Dogs like that are totally real.

[–]ScoutsHonor 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell...he looks like a James Bond villain. 00-golddouche!

[–]GeoFan49 0 points1 point ago

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If it's not photoshop, I hope the photog can run fast. He's about to roidrage.

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DirtyCommunistPig 0 points1 point ago

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It's a HEAVY!

[–]NiceFella 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she had a fondness for horses growing up...

[–]Marth_Aurion 0 points1 point ago

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Two words: Tiny. Penis.

[–]Jester4theKing 0 points1 point ago

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Mr incredible?

[–]Bumhug1000 0 points1 point ago

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There's really no leash attached.